"You're a shemale! Your whole family is a shemale! Hearing Shi Fei's words, the handsome young man immediately pointed at Shi Fei angrily and said. It can be seen that he is extremely sensitive to the word "shemale", otherwise he would not have had such a big reaction.

However, this is not to blame Shi Fei. This young man is so beautiful that he can almost compare to Luo Xiaoyu and Li Yan. Seeing his slender figure, pink face, peach cheeks, and charming and charming appearance, Shi Fei's heart couldn't help but think maliciously, if this guy walked on the street in women's clothes, absolutely no one would think that he was a man!

No, you see, when this guy is angry, his red lips are upturned, his apricot eyes are round, and he is pinching his orchid fingers, no matter how you look at it, she looks like a woman who is alive.

"Huh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I missed my mouth. Shi Fei smiled awkwardly and said, "You...... Is it really a man? ”

"I'm xxx!" When the handsome young man saw Shi Fei's suspicious eyes, he was immediately angry, only to see him quickly rush to Shi Fei, and as soon as he took Shi Fei's hand and touched it to his chest.

"You should believe it now, right?" The handsome young man said angrily.

"Oh! You're a pervert! Shi Fei was taken aback by his sudden move. However, when his hand touched the young man's chest, he was even more frightened, and his whole body changed color.

"Beauty...... Beauty...... Beauty, I ...... I'm really not ...... Deliberately! Shi Fei was full of excitement, and hurriedly took a few big steps back in a row. He didn't stop until he leaned against the wall.

Nima! When he touched the young man's chest just now, he actually touched something soft and bulging. Although it is not as big as Luo Xiaoyu's, and not as strong as Luo Xiaoyu's impact on Shi Fei, it is enough to make Shi Fei's face red.

Are today's girls so bold and wild? Shi Fei said in his heart.

"Oops! You're a bad guy, aren't you? I'm a man! Why are you so shy? The handsome young man said inexplicably when he saw Shi Fei's red face. However, when he reached out to touch his chest, a smile suddenly appeared on his face. Then, in Shi Fei's disbelieving eyes, he took out two round and huge "balls" from his chest.

"Hahahaha......" The handsome young man held a round and huge "ball" in one hand, and leaned back and forth with a smile, looking very happy.

"Nima! This guy is a pervert! When Shi Fei saw clearly what was in the young man's hand, he finally came to his senses. What this cargo is holding in his hand are actually two grapefruit wrapped in cotton cloth on the outside, the kind that is very round and round. If you hang them on your chest and cover them with clothes, you suddenly look like the pair of things on a woman's chest.

He's really a man!

Shi Fei also noticed that the young man's voice was very low, which was unique to men. And most importantly, he has an Adam's apple around his neck, which is indeed a man.

"Eh, I said brother, what are you doing with these two things on your chest?" Shi Fei looked at the handsome young man suspiciously and asked.

"I'll poke you! Who is your brother? The handsome young man glanced at Shi Fei dissatisfiedly and said, "My name is Lei Tao." Today, I am eighteen years old, and I was born on the second day of the Lunar New Year. Maybe you're not as old as me. ”

"My name is Shi Fei. He is also eighteen years old this year. But I was born on the first day of the Lunar New Year. Shi Fei said with a smile.

"What do you say? Were you born on the first day of the Lunar New Year? Lei Tao looked at Shi Fei with disbelief.

"What's wrong? Any questions? Shi Fei said.

"Hey! What bad luck! Lei Tao said dejectedly, "You know what? There are not many of us who were born on the first day of the Lunar New Year, and the chance of being able to come to Yenching University and be met by me is even smaller. How did I end up with you? I thought I had to be the biggest among my peers. ”

"Don't be discouraged. There aren't many people as special as me. Shi Fei said with a pun.

"Hey!" Lei Tao muttered dissatisfiedly, but then he shifted his gaze to the grapefruit in his hand and asked, "Do you know what this is?" ”

"It's a grapefruit." Shi Fei thought for a moment and said. Although pomelo is produced in the southern region, it is also sold in Yizhou City, where Shi Fei is located, and Shi Fei once bought and ate it, and it tasted very good.

"Huh? Can't you see that you're quite knowledgeable, do you? Lei Tao said in surprise.

Your sister! Shi Fei felt several black lines appear in his head. Is there anyone who looks down on people so much?

After Lei Tao finished speaking, he shifted his gaze to the pomelo in his hand and said: "Grapefruit, commonly known as 'throwing', 'Luan', 'orange', 'Wendan', etc., originated in our Huaxia country, has a history of more than 4,000 years of planting, as early as the summer book "Yu Gong" has been recorded. During the Western Han Dynasty, it was transmitted to the West through the 'Silk Road', and now it is all over the world. ”

"It has very low requirements for survival, as long as the soil is deep and well drained, it can grow. Its fruit is spherical, oblate, pear-shaped, or broadly conical in shape. Its fruit is spongy, solid but soft, and the juice is white, pink or bright red, rarely creamy yellow; There are more than 200 seeds, some of which are seedless, irregular in shape, usually approximately rectangular, the upper part is thin and often truncated, and the lower part is full ......"

"Stop! Stop! Shi Fei felt that he was about to lose it, and hurriedly stopped the fanatical and gushing Lei Tao. At this moment, he had the immediate sense that he was in a biology class.

"What's wrong?" Lei Tao glanced at Shi Fei dissatisfied.

"What I'm asking you is, why are you hanging this thing on your body?" Shi Fei showed an expression of "defeated by you" on his face, very helpless.

"Oh!" Lei Tao agreed. A very cheap smile suddenly appeared on his face, and he said mysteriously to Shi Feishen: "Guess! ”

"Guess your sister!" Shi Fei couldn't wait to catch Lei Tao and beat him up. Nima, after saying a lot of useless nonsense, I finally got to the point, and you actually let me guess! Guess your sister!

"Haha! Shi Fei, I think you're quite pleasing to the eye, so I'll tell you the maximum use of this thing! Lei Tao showed a mysterious smile on his face and said to Shi Fei: "The biggest use of this grapefruit is that I can hang it on my chest to pretend to be a woman and blend it into the girls' dormitory." ”

Nima's, beast! This guy is a battle beast among beasts! Shi Fei was dumbfounded.

Looking at Lei Tao, who was as gentle as jade on the outside, and then at the two grapefruits wrapped in cotton cloth in his hands, Shi Fei was really helpless. If this guy changes into a woman's clothes and hangs two grapefruits on his chest, it is really impossible to tell the difference!

"Eh, I said Lei Tao. Don't you tell me you snuck into the girls' dorm on your first day of school to peep? Shi Fei looked at Lei Tao with a cheap smile on his face and asked.

"Can that be called voyeurism? I'm looking at it openly. Lei Tao said proudly. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and said to Shi Fei, "Look! This is the prettiest girl I found in our class! No, this is my picture with her! ”

Shi Fei couldn't hold back his curiosity, and quietly leaned over to take a look, and was stunned all of a sudden. Nima, isn't the beauty in the photo Luo Xiaoyu?

"Oh my grass! Shi Fei, what are you doing? Lei Tao exclaimed, but it was Shi Fei who grabbed him by the collar and pressed him down against the wall.

"Your sister! She's my girlfriend! Hurry up and tell me, did you see anything you shouldn't see!? Shi Fei said angrily.

"What? She's your girlfriend? Lei Tao's face was full of disbelief and said, "Don't frame me." I've talked to her, she's a freshman, and it's the first time I've come to school today, how could it be your girlfriend? ”

"Rub! She's my girlfriend and even gave me her first kiss! Shi Fei said.

"What do you say? She even gave you her first kiss? Lei Tao was stupid there, as if he had received some huge blow.

"Hey! I finally met a girl who was excited, and she was already famous, woo woo woo ......" Lei Tao looked like he was in tears, and he saw Shi Fei's heart pounding, and his face was red and hot.

Shi Fei let go of Lei Tao slightly, and asked again: "Hurry up and tell me, have you seen anything that you shouldn't see!" ”

"Nope!" Lei Tao said neatly this time, "I want to, but unfortunately I don't have a chance." ”

"Whew!" Hearing Lei Tao's words, Shi Fei let out a sigh of relief and let go of Lei Tao.

"Huh!" Suddenly, Lei Tao put his head to Shi Fei's ear and said in a slightly cold voice: "Your woman, I won't move." But you remember, don't be rough with me in the future. Forget it this time. ”

When Shi Fei heard Lei Tao's words, he couldn't help but be shocked. He was so excited just now that he didn't think about the consequences of the incident. Thinking about it now, it seems that he has gone too far with Lei Tao's actions just now, after all, they are still meeting for the first time and their relationship is not close.

"Bang-" At this moment, the door of the dormitory was vigorously pushed open. A big man who was 1.9 meters tall strode in.

"What are you?" When Dahan saw the scene in the dormitory clearly, his eyes widened all of a sudden. There was a look on his face that all men understood, and he smiled apologetically at Shi Fei: "Sorry, I'm sorry to disturb." You guys go on, go on, hahaha! With that, he was about to close the door of the dormitory and leave.

The relationship is to treat Lei Tao as Shi Fei's girlfriend, and the two of them were going to do that in the dormitory, and they were bumped into by him.

"Rub! Lao Tzu is a man! Lei Tao was very depressed. Said loudly.

"What? Are you a man? When the big man heard Lei Tao's voice, his mouth opened wide, and he looked at Lei Tao in disbelief, and then looked at Shi Fei again, and said in exclamation: "I'll rub!" I thought you were a couple? It turned out to be a base! ”

Shi Fei listened to the words of the big man, and almost didn't die by the diaphragm. He hurriedly let go of Lei Tao and took a few steps back. Lei Tao is very beautiful, but he is a real man. Shi Fei's surname orientation is very normal.

Lei Tao laughed, tidied up the shirt that was messed up by Shi Fei, and then smiled at the big man and said, "Hello! I'm Lei Tao, and this is Shi Fei. ”

"Hello! Mo Hongtu! Dahan smiled and said, "From today onwards, we will be roommates, please take care of us." ”

"Are you all here?" At this time, another voice came from behind Mo Hongtu. Shi Fei looked up and saw a tall and thin young man wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses walking in. Behind him, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes helped him carry his luggage.

"From today onwards, this dormitory will be covered by my Tang Ao!" The young man walked in, looked at Shi Fei, Lei Tao and Mo Hongtu one by one, and announced loudly: "If you encounter any trouble in the future, just report my Tang Ao's name directly!" ”

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