Chapter 64 Teach the Turtle Immortal to Pick Up Girls

"Hello!" An old man with a turtle shell on his back, a cane, and a colorful dress with big sunglasses appeared in front of the three of them.

"Grandpa, who are you?" Goku asked curiously.

"I'm a turtle immortal!" The turtle immortal turned to the big turtle and asked, "Who saved you?" ”

"It's this boy." The big turtle pointed its forelimbs at Little Wukong, not at Zhang Yuan and Bulma, obviously resentful of the two of them.

"Is that you? Thank you so much, and to repay you, I want to give you a great gift! "The Turtle Immortal began to try to summon the undead bird that he had been dead for many years. The turtle on the side told the fact that his cute undead bird had died of food poisoning, which caused Bulmahaha to laugh, and even Zhang Yuan, who knew the original plot, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The turtle immortal coughed very embarrassedly and said, "Then change it and come out!" Spreading clouds! "A golden cloud galloped in from afar, and came to a halt in front of the crowd." This one is called a somersault cloud, so I'll give it to you. ”

Zhang Yuan watched the live version of the plot very leisurely with his hands on his shoulders, and finally Bulma found the dragon ball on the neck of the turtle immortal, so he asked him for it. The old man was extremely obscene and put forward the condition of looking at Bulma's underwear, Bulma looked at the dragon ball in his hand, then at Zhang Yuan, hesitated, Bulma shook his head and refused: "No!" Girls, you can't just let others see it! ”

The corners of Zhang Yuan's mouth hooked a slight arc, smiled at Bulma, and then walked up to the turtle immortal and whispered in his ear: "Turtle immortal, you won't be liked by girls if you do this, if you give me the dragon ball, I can teach you how to be popular with girls!" ”

"Oh! This one seems to be pretty good! "The turtle immortal was a little moved.

Zhang Yuan pulled the turtle immortal away from the sight of Bulma and the others, and then said to the turtle immortal: "In fact, the way to be popular with girls is very simple, just three words, rich and handsome!" ”

"Rich and handsome?" The turtle immortals were very confused by this name.

"The so-called rich and handsome means that you are tall, rich, and handsome." Zhang Yuan explained to him.

"Makes sense." The turtle immortal nodded in agreement, and then said with a dejected face: "But I'm just a bad old man!" ”

You are really self-aware, Zhang Yuan complained in his heart, and then continued to fool the turtle immortal: "Actually, you can be handsome without high heels, the most important thing is to be rich, as long as you are rich, there will be many girls who like you!" ”

"But I don't have any money!" The Turtle Immortal was devastated.

Zhang Yuan looked at the turtle immortal with an angry look and said, "Who are you!" You are the No. 1 Wutian teacher in the world! There will be no money! You've disappointed me so much! The turtle immortal also felt a little embarrassed when he heard Zhang Yuan's words, and lowered his head to look at the ground without speaking. Zhang Yuan sighed and said, "In this case, I can only teach you the second trick of my pickling stunt." ”

And a second trick? The turtle immortal looked at Zhang Yuan with admiration on his face and said, "What is the second move?" ”

Zhang Yuan looked at the sea with a deep face, and said very forcefully: "Rob the rich and help the poor!" ”

"Rob the rich and help the poor!" The turtle fairy is a little confused, does this have anything to do with the pickle girl?

Zhang Yuan continued to say the theory of ruining people and tireless pickling girls: "That's right! As long as you go to those bullies and the like to eliminate the harm of the people, and then take their money back and distribute it to the poor, then you will not be rich? And you want to! Do all beauties love heroes? Naturally, there will be a lot of girls who like you. And you have to remember that you can't look at beautiful women sexually, you have to look at beautiful women very shyly. Then those beauties will think you're cute and automatically stick you upside down! ”

When the turtle immortal heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and his whole temperament changed, with a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance: "Since this is the case, then I will go and save those innocent girls!" Zhang Yuan looked at this old man whose face change speed was comparable to that of Sichuan opera, and couldn't help but admire.

"By the way, this wrist computer is for you, there are a lot of love action movies in it!" Zhang Yuan handed a watch to the excited turtle immortal. When the turtle fairy got the watch, he immediately brought it to his hand, and then happily sat on the turtle and left. Anyway, if I do this, will the turtle immortal run away to another place, and Wukong and Klin can't find him to practice martial arts? Forget it, just give Xiao Wukong a turtle immortal locator at that time, Zhang Yuan is also very happy to decide.

Seeing Zhang Yuan walking over with the three-star dragon balls, Bulma looked at Zhang Yuan with admiration on his face and said, "How did you do it, it's amazing!" ”

Zhang Yuan naturally wouldn't tell the trick of the turtle immortals, coughed, and said: "This, in fact, I gave him a computer that can go to the Internet to watch beautiful women, and he left very happily." ”

Bulma didn't doubt him, nodded his head, and said, "Then let's go back?" I haven't had my house confiscated yet. Little Wukong was very happy to sit on the somersault cloud and fly back directly, Bulma looked at Zhang Yuan and then looked at the back seat of the flying locomotive, and asked tentatively: "Why don't you sit behind me?" You should be draining your strength when flying, right? "Zhang Yuan had already explained to her yesterday that he was a superpower, so he could fly.

Zhang Yuan naturally did not refuse, and sat on the motorcycle with his hands around her waist, and Bulma's breathing was obviously a little short. But he didn't say anything, started the flying locomotive and flew up.

Suddenly, Xiao Hei's voice came from Zhang Yuan's ears: "Master, I have read all the information in the mind of the turtle immortal." ”

"Are you an idiot? Can this kind of thing be said out loud? Zhang Yuan said angrily, fortunately, he was flying at high altitude now, and the whistling wind made Bulma unable to hear the voices of Zhang Yuan and Xiao Hei. The things that Zhang Yuan gave to the Turtle Immortal were naturally not very kind, and the wrist computer had the function of interpreting brain information, which could read all the information in the Turtle Immortal's mind while he was watching a small movie. In this way, all of his Turtle School Qigong Divine Horses are naturally Zhang Yuan's.

"Sir, in this rapid situation, ordinary people can't hear me clearly." Xiao Hei argued.

"But people will find out that things are wrong, okay!" Bulma had already arrived at the destination at this time, stopped the car, and looked at Zhang Yuan with a curious expression. Zhang Yuan said helplessly: "Xiao Hei, say hello to this beauty!" ”

"Hello, beautiful lady." Black's peculiar mechanical voice reached Bulma's ears.

"Who's talking?" Little Wukong raised his wishful stick and looked around, Zhang Yuan couldn't help but hold his forehead and sigh What is this called!