Chapter 567: Uncle Li wants to nag
readx;?“ Hehe, it seems that we have been here longer than you, how can it be said that we are doing something here, this is also my hometown. "The black cat's face had an expression that was supposed to be smiling, but because it was on the face of a black cat, it looked strange.www.biquge.info
After the black cat finished laughing, he swallowed the amber bottle in his mouth, and it was then that we realized that the source of the black cat's speech did not come from its mouth, but from its stomach.
"This is the borrowed voice in Qimen Dunjia, nothing new, don't have a mountain cannon virtue that you haven't seen before,." Uncle Li saw the surprise on the faces of me and the fat man, so he explained to us in a low voice.
"What, let's not make this bend of the brain, it doesn't mean anything, let me ask you, Lu Yufeng has worked hard to cultivate you for many years, and let you stay lurking here, it can be described as well-intentioned, the intention of this, I'm afraid it's not shallow, ah." After Li Shu'er finished explaining, he looked at the black cat again and asked.
"Well, let's talk about it in a nutshell, it's not appropriate to say this, hehe" The black cat smiled hesitantly after being stunned for a moment, and gave a plausible and ambiguous answer to Uncle Li's question.
Uncle Li didn't expect the black cat, or Li Mao, to answer this kind of core secret question that belonged to their organization, the reason why he asked this was just to verify the inference in his heart, and Li Mao's stunned state just now had already given the answer, so for the black cat's flickering words, Li Shu'er smiled and didn't dwell on it again.
"Actually, I have a question in my heart, I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I haven't seized the opportunity to ask, Lu Yufeng has taken such pains to cultivate you, he must have wanted you to play the role of a miracle soldier at a critical moment, but at the moment, you jumped out in a hurry and exposed yourself, the gains outweigh the losses." Uncle Li blinked, there were really a lot of questions.
"Hehe, speaking of these, it's all thanks to your two high-ranking disciples, if they don't know the depths and work hard to force each other, why do we have to meet each other, the black cat looked at me and the fat man with complicated eyes, and said with a wry smile.
"If it weren't for you scumbags who killed innocents indiscriminately and killed so many pregnant women and their fetuses, we wouldn't have bothered to take care of you, you think we have made money doing this, your sister." The fat man squinted at the black cat, and said something very unpleasant.
"You people who claim to be celebrities and decent people, always consciously or unconsciously like to label yourself as a moral label for heaven, as if your actions are all for the liberation of all mankind, although you will die without regret, but, I wonder, you look at today's society, there are people who blow themselves up because of unjust demolition, there are people who blow themselves up because of unsuccessful petitions, there are people who commit suicide because they have no livelihood, and there are people who cut off their legs because they can't afford to be sick...... Let me ask, are these injustices and injustices and disregard for human life all the bewitchment and poison of our so-called cult followers, right, no, they are precisely those righteous men and gentlemen who you have always admired, and by the way, those people you call public servants have done, and how do you explain this? The black cat smiled playfully and looked at us sarcastically.
"This ......" I and the fat man are looking at each other, yes, this Li Maosheng doesn't care if he is using strong words or changing concepts, but the unfair things he said are often seen on the Internet and newspapers, and they are already common, asking themselves, is the society we are trying our best to protect constantly doing "harmony" advertisements really heaven on earth.
Seeing that the fat man and I were speechless for a while, Uncle Li hurriedly took over the conversation and said to the triumphant black cat: "You have a hard mouth, and you can speak with a small mouth, but are these ozone layers you said interesting, no, I heard you right, listen to what you mean, it seems that once you take power, you will be better to the people, right?" ”
The black cat listened to Uncle Li'er's words, and even sat up like a human, looked at Uncle Li very proudly and said: "His old man has taught us more than once, and the reason why his old man has been running and shouting in the Yin and Yang Realm for thousands of years, and he has worked hard is to recreate the glory of the prosperous era of Zhenguan, so that today's Shenzhou can once again enjoy the proud world of the Tang Empire in the past, and the immortal glory of all nations coming to the dynasty, isn't this the world harmony that you are striving for." ”
The black cat became more and more agitated as he spoke, and his eyes were full of fanatical fire and passion, which looked no different from those fanatics who participated in some kind of religious ceremony.
"By the way, you are all talents with unique skills, if you abandon the darkness and turn to the light, go to this religion, and follow his old man to establish the foundation of the world, you will definitely be ranked among the founding fathers, and when the time comes, you will be able to be the same as the eldest grandson Wuji, Li Xiaogong, Wei Zheng, Yu Shinan and other twenty-four heroes of the Tang Dynasty, living in Lingyan Pavilion, fame and fame for eternity, immortal, why not." The black cat looked at us and whimsically tried to persuade us to surrender.
"the calves, it's still eternal, I think it's about the same for 10,000 years, it's not right at all,, if you want to talk about you cultists, from ancient times to the present, counting with stinky feet, counting from the Five Buckets of Rice Sect, what Maitreya Sect, White Lotus Sect, God Worship Sect, etc., there are no tricks, but it is just to use the stupidity of the ruling authorities and social injustice, infinitely magnify the bad social phenomena in it, and then confuse the public with all the apocalyptic farts and gossip, and scare those foolish men and women to follow you blindly, Be an accomplice in a daze, right, if you want to say who loses, who can damage you, ah, just Lu Yufeng's old Wang Ba, after he was born as Hong Xiuquan, did he fucking do a human thing, you still fucking help dogs eat shit, I don't hesitate to talk about you, and I still force it to be over, what jb stuff. Seeing that the black cat's mouth was like a river, Uncle Li was angry, endured it again and again, but finally couldn't hold it back, and began to scold the street.
"It's really rotten wood that can't be carved, and the wall of dung can't be dirty, hey, obsessed, sad and lamentable, well, in that case, I think we don't have the same ways, so there's nothing to say." The black cat was obviously annoyed by Uncle Li's shrewd scolding on the street, his eyes had narrowed into a line, and his killing intent was suddenly revealed.
"What's the matter, I want to do it, I'm afraid of you hairy boy, just kidding, what about Lu Yufeng's old b, don't you let us put it together in Gaxian Cave, just you, and you still pretend to be calves with me, okay, you come here, let's chat,." Uncle Li was really excited, his neck was crooked, his eyes were crossed, and his mouth was scolding, all of them were northeastern, at first glance, it was the face of an old rascal who had been annoyed, the same.
Moreover, the "let's chatter" in Uncle Li'er's mouth is definitely not really trying to talk and talk to the black cat, in the Northeast, generally if someone says to someone else "go, go out and chat", especially the two old men, then there is only one meaning, that is, "Your mother b, pretend to be with me, go, go out and find a place to practice, I can't fucking kill you", that's what it means.
Therefore, as soon as I heard Uncle Li say that I wanted to talk to the black cat, the fat man and I immediately began to prepare for the battle, and the black cat itself was controlled by Li Mao, as a native of the Northeast, Li Mao of course also knew that Li Shu'er wanted to "chat" with him, so the black cat landed on the ground with its front paws, arched its back and accumulated, as if it was ready to fight to the death with us.
As soon as we saw the black cat take an offensive posture, the rest of the black cats immediately took the same posture as the black cat, ready to pounce on us at any time.
Uncle Li looked at those invincible black cats coldly, his eyelids didn't blink, but he just pretended to look at me and the fat man with a slight bow: "Disciples, this strength work will be handed over to you." ”
I grinned at each other with the fat man, no wonder this old liar was so calm, calm, and made trouble, he really planned to fight these black cats at all, but had already made up his mind to let us two unlucky children go to the front, I'll go.
However, who made the family a master, we must listen, don't listen, the big neck who doesn't want money is not used to us, and we have to follow immediately, so we should stick out our heads and shrink our heads, and the two of us should not be uncomfortable, and hurry up and fight those black cats.
Thinking of this, the fat man and I opened the immortal bones of the left and right arms to the maximum, the two arms were black smoke, and the sparks "crackled" and jumped out.
The fat man was not ambiguous, "clicked", bit his index finger, and opened the light for the two lost and recovered Xuantie swords, and then, at first glance, with a very prominent belly, looked at those black cats with a bullish expression that no one urinated, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious: Come on, I'll kill you.
At this time, Shen Han and Lao Huo dragged Lao Yan'er's grandmother, who was eager to try and wanted to join our battle group, turned around and ran outside the door.
The fat man and I were stunned for a moment, not knowing what the hell was going to happen to these ghostly girls, but we didn't have time to think about it any more, for the black cats once again performed ghostly fast-moving tricks, and in the blink of an eye, they pounced on me and the fat man.
Since we had already fought with those black cats once, the fat man and I also knew a little bit about their offensive routines and weaknesses, so this time, without waiting for them to pounce in front of us, I had already prepared to hit them with the immortal qi in my left and right hands to prevent them from pounce and fight us.
After all, the immortal evil qi was not a joke, and after the two evil qi came into contact with the dense group of cats, they immediately burst open, and the blazing magma qi immediately made those black cats scream, and the formation was chaotic.
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