Bao Guisheng is old after all, and he is the last to wake up. Just woke up, at first, Bao Guisheng didn't want to believe that he had slept for eighteen days and nights, although the wine was a little unbelievable, it was impossible to achieve this effect with his lips, it was really unacceptable!

Besides, people are not snakes and toads, and how can anyone in the world sleep for eighteen days without eating or drinking?

Joke!

Even if it is a snake, even if it is soaked in a bottle of medicinal wine, it will not necessarily get drunk or die for a month or two, let alone a living person?

Because of the lessons of the past, Bao Guisheng preliminarily concluded: Bao Yuan, a stinky boy, wanted to run away from home in the name of it, hmph, Bao Gui didn't agree to live or die.

Until Yang Changzhuan and the old man came to the door to fight.

Only then did Bao Guisheng believe it.

The old man Yang Changzhuan entered the door and said: "Guisheng, Xiao Yuan'er is worried about getting married, heh, Xiao Yuan'er just married his daughter-in-law home, and you fell on the bed and couldn't stand it, heh, I think you are tired, and you can't wake up for eighteen consecutive days, hey, Bei'er Xiang, who is sleeping on the bed, come, kill two plates!" ”

Bao Guisheng Fang Shi understood, and said in his heart, it seems that Bao Yuan, a stinky boy, didn't make up nonsense, damn! Who did this kid befriend?

Between words.

The two of them set up a table in the courtyard again, opened the shelf, set up the carriage and horses, and fought with their eyebrows!

In private, Du Muqing said to Bao Yuan: "Bao, I'm really useless, so I can say that I am also the master of the Spring and Autumn Hall now, but I can order the world's heroes to meet, alas, why did a little wine knock me down?" Alas, shame on grandma! "I pouted as I spoke, and I looked so cute.

Bao Yuan responded with a smile: "You, the master of the Spring and Autumn Hall, are all borrowed from Lao Tzu's tiger power." It can only be regarded as an honor, and it cannot be taken seriously. ”

Du Muqing was unhappy: "I asked Taishang Laojun to beat you." ”

Bao Yuan laughed.

Du Muqing deliberately shouted: "Nianyun...... Alice...... Bag shit bullying me. Come and help me beat him. ”

It's really not picky, these three women have reached an unprecedented out-of-print tacit understanding. As soon as Du Muqing shouted here, the two of them immediately rushed in, grinning, pressing, pinching, and pinching Bao Yuan, although it didn't hurt, but the scene was very full.

Bao Yuan enjoyed the process very much, and he didn't ask for mercy at all.

Why do you beg for mercy?

Affectionate. When drunken dreams and death, who doesn't think the days are short?

Du Muqing didn't agree, she said, if you have rough skin and thick meat, then fight for ten days and a half months first, and if you can't do it, you will fight for three or five years, who made you this turtle grandson copper skin and iron bones? Yo ho, still not begging for mercy? Sisters, on. Say hello out of breath, except for the deadly place, don't be polite to the rest of the places!

Bao Yuan howled happily: "Yo yo yo, it hurts to death." The eldest wife, the second wife, the third wife, spare your life......"

The speaker has no intention, and the protagonist has no intention. The spectator is intentional.

This scene of mandarin ducks playing in the water to show affection was inadvertently plagiarized by Ping Sigui. He pushed and shoved at Song Peng: "Dude, don't stop it." My eyes really hurt so much, don't stop me, whoever stops me is in a hurry, Lao Tzu is going to hit the wall, damn, the wall, the wall, Lao Tzu will send his head! ”

Song Peng likes to do things that add fuel to the fire: "Ma Yu'er, Master Ping, if your head doesn't hit a lotus flower and fly red, then it will be considered white." ”

How can it really be hit.

Ping Sigui muttered and scolded: "I'm bah! I know that you kid is not righteous, Lao Tzu wants to hit the wall, you have to stop it. ”

Song Peng pretended to be coquettish: "Ho, Master Ping, your old man is a rare time in a hundred years to hit the wall, heh, buddy, if I don't fulfill you, if it spreads out in the future, won't the heroes and heroes of the world want to say that Song Ye and I are not enough buddies?" Besides, it's a small matter if you break a few bricks, but if your head doesn't bloom once, hey, I'm really a little sorry that Lao Tzu has been using Dabaoli ......"

Ping Sigui scolded: "I'm bah! Fuck you! ”

When the gag was played, the fat hair was proud in one step, shook his head and walked over, and said mysteriously: "Master Song, okay, you, one move will be called a supernatural one, this is only a month away, and Han Chaocong took the initiative to come to the door, okay, boy, there is a set!" ”

Song Peng expressed his excitement: "Fat man, don't talk nonsense, Xiao Han has really been here?" ”

Fat Mao punched Song Peng in the chest: "Damn! You can't believe me, fat man, me! My worm Galeries Lafayette can always be trusted, right? ”

Worm Twinkle said: "Yes, Comrade Xiao Song, Miss Xiao Han has been here, and she left when she saw you catching butterflies in your dream." ”

Song Peng was overjoyed, humming a song, and happily called.

Ping Sigui was a little lost, he looked at the sun, looked at everyone, and sighed to himself: "Sing about wine, the geometry of life, ask the wine to the sky, sigh that the world is short, alas, when is the hard life a head?" God, please give Lao Tzu a few beauties, not much, just ten or eight......"

Fatty Mao sarcastically said: "Master Song, don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged, you have to eat the rice one bite at a time, you have to put the farts one by one, and the late meal is a good meal!" ”

Ping Sigui sighed bitterly: "Damn! Regardless of late or breakfast, let Lao Tzu eat a bite first! ”

At this moment, Yang Xuejiao tied a flower apron and shouted appropriately: "Open dinner!" ”

Fatfur laughed.

………

The Bao family's diet and daily life these days all fall on Yang Xuejiao, who inherited and carried forward the unique virtue of traditional Chinese women, and did not complain at all. Du Muqing offered to help, but Yang Xuejiao stopped her from doing it, saying that she had inherited too much affection from Xiaoqing, and there was nothing to repay, so she would use some practical actions to compensate. Yang Xuejiao also said, Xiaoqing, our peers, to be honest, you and Sun Panzi were originally not related, but you treated him as your own grandfather, and I naturally became your ninth grandmother, just with this "ninth grandmother", I have to stand in front of everything and rush forward.

Du Muqing said: "Grandma Nine, my Ninth Grandpa married you, and he must have died happily." ”

Yang Xuejiao blushed and said, Sample!

seems to have been at home for nearly a month, and during this period, Bao Yuan was full of alcohol. I think that at the beginning, Bao Yuan used wine to drown his sorrows, but now he is really in love with wine, the regular types of meals, and the fragrance of other people's food, he can always find fault. No matter how good Yang Xuejiao does, Bao Yuan always can't eat, every time someone picks up rice in his mouth, Bao Yuan always pours wine into his stomach.

Alas, I really can't tell now, and I don't know how much this turtle grandson has to drink to get drunk?

The doer is unintentional, and the viewer is intentional.

Bao Guisheng saw all this, he thought to himself, it stands to reason that older people have three heart problems, one is the future of the child, the second is the child's marriage, and the third is to hold the grandson early to enjoy the family. I have got two of the three, three daughters-in-law, and no matter how bad it is, there is always a fixed point to lay eggs.

Bao Guisheng saw that Bao Yuan didn't eat and always drank, and thought, this stinky boy must be tired of staying at home, forget it, he will be fulfilled.

I was about to speak.

Bao Yuan took the first step to speak: "Dad, discuss something, I want to take the two of them out for their honeymoon, I hope you can approve it generously and benevolently!" (To be continued.) )