readx;?“ Why, then you still think they're coming over to pay you New Year's greetings, can you not be fucking confused for a day? The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Uncle Li was amused by the fat man's nonsense.

"What's the matter, uncle, I know that this thing is old and domineering, it is said that as soon as you walk by, you can gnaw an elephant clean, paralyzed, such old fire ants" The fat man peeked at the red fire ants that had been calling for his brother and crawling quickly in front of us, and looked at Uncle Li bitterly, with an unadulterated "I'm so afraid."

"To be honest, your uncle didn't expect that there would be such an evil thing in the belly of this snake demon, fuck his grandmother, it's really an old revolution that has encountered a new problem, no, I found out, if I am with you two calves, I will definitely have to fuck up, you two were born to defeat me, right?" Uncle Li looked at me and the fat man helplessly, muttering while searching his stomach and trying to find a way to get rid of the ants.

"Hey, uncle, you're thinking about it, those fire ants don't have that much patience as you, they're almost fucking crawling on my feet, fuck me." When the fat man saw that Uncle Li was there, it was as if he was asleep, and he couldn't help but point to the fire ants that were already approaching our red fire ants with his hand and shouted.

I looked in the direction of Uncle Li'er's finger, but those red fire ants were like manes on the neck of an angry wild boar, ready to pounce on us at any moment.

I changed my left hand to hold the snake demon's intestines, and as soon as my mind moved, thick black smoke immediately came out of the immortal bones in my right arm.

Seeing that I raised my right hand, ready to bombard those red fire ants with a boneless evil qi, Uncle Li shook his head and stopped me: "Don't be brutal, if you really provoke them, the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

"Well, it looks like they don't intend to laugh at us." The fat man looked at those red flood beasts with a bitter face, and they were about to pee.

"Okay, anyway, if these ants don't take the initiative to attack us, we just have to climb up, understand." Uncle Li looked at the red fire ants that were staring at us like demons, and it seemed that they had no good solution, so they could only take one step at a time and ask for more blessings.

The fat man and I didn't dare to make too much of a big amplitude, and tentatively climbed up, but the intestines of these snake demons were like the strings of a piano, as if they were all connected, and the fat man and I moved like this, all the intestines began to shake, and those red fire ants immediately seemed to sense the danger after feeling the vibration of the intestines, and began to rush and gather along the direction of the intestinal wall.

"Uncle, it seems that the person who came is not good, so let's fix it." The fat man stared at the fire ants who were expressionless but became more and more eerie, licked his lips, and wanted Uncle Li to ask for help.

"Yifei, this time, it's time for you to have some blood." When Uncle Li saw that those fire ants were already ready to move and were ready to attack us, he said to the fat man.

"Ah, you can do whatever you want." The fat man was very happy, looked at Uncle Li and bared his teeth, and replied.

"Yifei, you cut the palm of your left hand with the Xuantie sword, and then flow the blood down the intestines of those ants, no matter what happens for a while, you don't panic, you can't move, understand." Uncle Li looked at me and the fat man with a serious expression, which made us feel as if something bad was about to happen.

Uncle Li didn't speak, but just motioned to the fat man to hold the left hand that had been cut into the palm of his hand and hold a intestine that was already crawling with red fire ants underneath, and saw the blood stains on the fat man's palm slowly flowing down the gray intestinal wall.

Strangely, as the fat man's blood flowed down the wall of the snake demon's intestines, I saw that the original lead-gray heart and intestines also flowed with the progress of the blood, just like a cold steel pipe was gradually heated and turned red, and the original whole gray began to fade, gradually becoming a red, bottomless scarlet ribbon.

As the snake demon's intestines began to turn red after being stained with the fat man's yang blood, the red fire ants attached to the intestinal wall suddenly became restless, crawling frantically along the intestinal wall, like a pack of displaced lions.

The fat man's blood continued to slide down the intestinal wall, and finally, the bodies of some red fire ants touched the blood of those fat men, and instantly emitted a puff of blue smoke, and quickly fell from the intestinal wall, piercing into the bottomless abyss below.

Subsequently, some unlucky red fire ants fell from the intestinal wall after coming into contact with the blood flowing down the intestinal wall of the fat man, and were burned beyond recognition by the pure and yang blood without any suspense.

Soon, most of the fire ants on the snake demon's intestines crackled down, and the rest of the remaining red fire ants seemed to know the strength of the fat man's yang blood, and they retreated one after another.

"Ahh......h Ah, my blood is still so effective, his uncle, uncle, today I will go out, hemorrhage to save you, hehe" The fat man saw that his yang blood was so powerful, and killing those red fire ants that were not alive before was like a play, he couldn't help but be very happy, and he grinned and continued to cut his palms with the Xuantie sword.

"Alright, no deep and shallow calf thing, you want to die." Seeing that the fat man was going to bleed himself, Uncle Li frowned, and yelled at the fat man with a dark face: "Are you really stupid, or really two, you don't know that you are now a fake yin body with three flavors of true fire, and that little blood in your body is the only barrier that protects the breath of yang qi in your heart. ”

As soon as he heard Uncle Li'er's cruel words, the fat man didn't dare to make another attempt, so he quickly put down the Xuantie Sword and looked at Uncle Li with a blank look: "Uncle, it's better for you to think about it, I'll listen to you all." ”

"I just asked you to put some yang blood, in fact, I just wanted to test whether my inference was right, and now it seems that it is still right." Uncle Li touched his chin reservedly, and said half of the words, which made me and the fat man itch to hear it, and I couldn't wait to press Uncle Li, who deliberately hung people's appetites, to the ground and kicked them with a big leather shoe: When is this, this old bulb still has the heart to play the "donkey" trick of first whetting the appetite of the victim first, and then sitting on the ground and asking for money.

"Uncle, uncle, you are too deep in the play, wake up, our brothers are not the ones who make you stunned, don't bother, if you have anything to say, ah." I looked at Uncle Li, who had regained the feeling of the old god who had been in the limelight, and tried my best to persuade sincerely.

", I'm used to it, hey, it's really unbearable to look back at the moonlight." Uncle Li smacked his lips with infinite emotion, a little sentimental, and then pouted, "What, don't interrupt, where did I talk about your uncle just now, yes, I really blinded me when I asked for directions...... Guess right, this snake demon is a cold-blooded animal that likes yin, the reason why it chose to hide and cultivate in the underworld is to absorb free yin qi from the big air conditioner of the underworld, and those fire ants are like parasites, and they also rely on absorbing the cold qi in the snake demon's body to maintain their body indestructible, so these fire ants are naturally also extremely yin, do you understand this time, two silly boys. ”

"I seem to understand a little, do you mean that you want to use the principle of yin and yang to restrain each other, and use the yang blood in my body to suppress those negative fire ants, just like using boiling water to pour ice and snow, right?" The fat man is blessed to the soul, and rushed to answer.

"Well, congratulations on your answer, so what should I do next?" Uncle Li stared at the fat man with a smile and asked.

"Next, then I'm going to bleed." The fat man suddenly understood that he had fallen into the pit dug by Uncle Li again, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand and slap his mouth: "I can't control this mouth, it's really a disaster from the mouth, wipe it." ”

"Okay, your kid's thinking is right, since ancient times, everything in this world has thrived in the cycle of yin and yang, which is also the core theory of gossip, but ah, you two are still too rigid about books, don't know how to learn and use, think about it, is it only the blood on the tip of the tongue that is vigorous in the yang energy of the human body, um." Uncle Li looked at me and the fat man with a lewd face, and subconsciously shook his buttocks, as if he had hemorrhoids.

"Ah, it's pee, right?" The fat man and I suddenly realized, especially me, that Uncle Li used big flower pants to force back Xiaozhen's mother and son in front of my eyes, and suddenly there was a trace of melancholy in the past that I couldn't look back on.

However, the enemy is at present, I can't help but be sad in a hurry, since I know the way to retreat from the enemy, and it is so nonsensical, I and the fat man immediately remembered the interesting story of pouring water into the ant bag when we were children, and we couldn't help but play childlike, and immediately untied our clothes, took out seven inches of bad things under the umbilicus, and began to open the gate to release water.

The fat man and I were like holding a fire truck's water cannon to disperse the demonstrators, and we began to scream at the red fire ants, but everywhere we went, the red fire ants were invincible and fled, and the fat man and I were addicted.

However, after panicking for a while, the red fire ants began to gather on the intestines of a snake demon, and in a short time the remnants of the red fire ants gradually gathered into a large ball, and began to pounce on us again towards the urine waterfall of me and the fat man.

At this time, the urine waterfall of the fat man and I was already at the end of the crossbow, and it had become a trickle, just like a prostate patient, facing the red fire ant mass as big as a wheel, which was undoubtedly a drop in the bucket.

"Uncle, Kaizi and I can't stand it, but you can also come to help." The fat man saw that both of us were at the end of the day and couldn't urinate anymore, so he couldn't help but beckon Uncle Li, who was hugging the snake demon intestines and selling orders to watch the excitement, also come to help.

", when the did you ever see a ghost peeing, what the hell was your head shaved off by a scale." Uncle Li glanced at the fat man, and then smiled slyly, "Your uncle and I have my own clever plan for mountain people, so you can take a look." ”

(Readers, greatly, eight trips from Wednesday to Sunday, these days to keep a change for the time being, to be made up after returning, sorry, forgive me,)

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