Ah, finally arrived, and sure enough, I am still familiar with this place, other places are not my food, and my life is really here.

That's right, it's our protagonist Chen Haonan who made this exclamation, the Taoist priest who has the same name and the same sex as the handle in Causeway Bay, but not the same person, in the incident that just ended, he made him understand that not every difficult thing is done by very powerful things, such as this time a squirrel spirit made so many people return home with only hidden kung fu in place, if it weren't for the cat master, I don't think we would be much better than them.

After arriving home, Yang Feng and the three of them looked at my house and were completely stunned, they had no money to buy a house in the past few years since their debut, how long has this girl been in the debut to mix up such a house, is God fair.

Ignoring the red fruit eyes of the three of them, I walked in first, and sure enough, the cat has also returned, saying that this ability is really convenient, if I have this ability, how convenient it will be when handling cases in the future. I also told the cat master to let it call me, and the cat master finally said: "It's very simple to meet this ability." ”

I didn't want to be happy at the time, but the cat master added a sentence that made me no longer happy, it said: "You just need to take a knife to your neck and do this, I promise that you don't have to learn and you will be self-taught." "Since then, I haven't had a deep discussion with it in this regard, and my brother hasn't lived long enough now and doesn't want to be in such a hurry to see his old man's ..........

I sat down on the sofa and said to Yang Feng and the others: "When do you say we are going to divide the spoils, first of all, I must give the appearance fee of the cat master, otherwise be careful that the cat master will find an opportunity to wear small shoes for you in the future." The cat master was also very cooperative, showing a threatening expression. It's just that its appearance is really not threatening, it only makes people feel cute.

But Yang Feng and the three of them were very cooperative, and they showed a scared expression, which obviously made the cat master very satisfied, and Fang Yun said with a smile on his face: "Don't you know who we are, this appearance fee must be there, let's go and share the spoils now." ”

Wu Yong also flattered: "Yes, this time we can complete this task smoothly, thanks to the cat master, if there is no cat master, we still don't know that the murderer is a spirit, and we still have to rely on the cat master more in the future." ”

Yang Feng snorted: "What kind of system are you two doing, Sven scum is still here to make sycophants, it's really shameless." We were dumbfounded when this sentence was said, is this still Yang Feng When did he become so tough, but I obviously still underestimated him.

I saw Yang Feng pounce on the cat master, grabbed the two fleshy little front paws of the cat master, and said, "The cat master." In fact, I am the one who admires you the most, these two faceless and skinless guys don't want them, you have been my idol since you were a child, heaven and earth are the proof that the sun and the moon can learn from what I said is sincere. After speaking, he looked at the cat with tears in his eyes, ..........

I'm messy in the wind, what kind of backbone does it say at this time, what god unfolds, patting the fart to this point, he is also a big strange person, if he is reborn to ancient times, he must be a red man around the emperor, although a generation of Ming Jun wants to be a good minister and a villain, but there is no absolute in the world, if you are the emperor every day to face a group of loyal ministers, no matter what you do right, they will think that this is the right thing, if you do it wrong, then the saliva can drown you, this is those who will pat the fart have a place to use, If you pat yourself on the back, the emperor will also combine work and rest, and you don't have to listen to those people every day.

As everyone knows, during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, a generation of corrupt officials and? is a family that started by patting on the back, and Qianlong was reluctant to kill him, how many Qing officials wanted to govern peace at that time? In the place of death, Liu Luoguo, Ji Xiaolan, and A Gui, which one of them was a vegetarian but they didn't bring him down, and in the end, it was Qianlong's son who hung him up. …。

Didn't Qianlong know and? Is it a corrupt official, and? At that time, the family property was more than the national treasury, so why didn't Qianlong kill him and defend him everywhere, to put it bluntly, it was peace? Being able to pat on the back can make Qianlong happy. Seeing Yang Feng's flattering appearance, I really wanted to slap a brick, but the cat obviously couldn't stand it, so he quietly pulled out his little paws and ......... at me.

Damn, now that you remember me, I see that you didn't enjoy it very much just now, and now that you think of me, I didn't want to ask, but I don't know when I will be able to share the spoils if it doesn't end like this, so in the spirit of fearlessness, I tore Yang Feng and dragged it away, and an hour later, I watched the balance in the bank account rise so much, I really shouted that he meowed faster than robbing the bank, of course, the appearance fee of the cat master is indispensable.

I said to Yang Feng: "Let's go, brother is happy that I have a treat today, and you can choose any place." ”

The three of Fang Yun looked at each other and said in unison: "Brother Nan is powerful and domineering. Nan Geshou and Tianqi dominate the rivers and lakes. ”

Listening to their shouts, I was obviously a little flustered, until I heard the chatter around me I woke up, only to hear passerby A ask passerby B, "Hey, brother, are they just a neurotic who escaped from the mental hospital?" ”

Passerby B thought and said, "It's possible, brother, let's keep them away, don't wait until they will be infected." ”

Passerby A hurriedly said: "Brother Tai praised this statement, and the younger brother has this intention." ”

I was busy covering my face and running wildly Yang Feng and a few people followed the same example, but we were also tried and tested masters quickly recovered, and went to a big hotel to open a private room, only to hear Wu Yong shout: "Waiter." Bring your recipes. After a while, the waiter brought the recipe to ..........

Wu Yong took a look at it and said, "This and this and this, bring these most expensive dishes first." "After that, Yang Feng and Fang Yun have the same big point characteristics, as long as the most expensive is not the best, the corners of my mouth twitch when I see it, is this fighting the landlord's old wealth, hum, the mountains and rivers meet, don't turn the mountains and water to turn into your hands in the future, otherwise hum and see that I won't eat you to death.

Finally, after a big feature, I asked for a few bottles of the most expensive wine This table of dishes is settled, of course, the cat master's favorite food will not be less, and finally the waiter left with a smile on his face to pass the dishes, it seems that his commission for this table is definitely not less. Originally, according to the urine nature of the hotel, we ordered so many drinks and dishes at once, and they must have tried it, but when they took a few wads of big red heads and slapped them on the table. And he went out with great interest.

All said that you get what you pay for, it didn't take long for the dishes to be on and we joined the ranks of grabbing the vegetables, of course, no one went to grab the fish of the cat master, unless you are very confident in your eight characters, otherwise the pit will be worn to death by this black-bellied cat wearing small shoes.

In the end, we all burped and sat on the chair, this meal was so full, but it was painful at the checkout, I didn't dare to look at the bill when I swiped the card, and I knew that this meal would definitely not be less when I looked at the smile of the lobby manager, I was full of food and drink, and I wanted to go back, but Yang Feng and the three of them said that they were going to go shopping, and the three big men had nothing to worry about, I gave them the key to the door and asked them not to wake me up when they came back, and when I got home, I lay down on the bed and fell asleep directly, and I was woken up by the ringtone of my mobile phone in the morning, opened the phone and saw that it was Director Chen's phone, and after I answered it, I said directly: "What's the matter with Director Chen, don't sue me for any cases that I need to assist in the investigation." ”。 …。

Director Chen said: "No, it's just that you'd better come to the city bureau, it's a little trivial." It's just that there's something wrong with his tone.

I was confused and said, "Oh, I'll go over here." After speaking, he hung up the phone, washed his face, brushed his teeth, and set off for the city bureau. …。

When I arrived at the city bureau, some police officers greeted me, which was caused by the last two cases, and now my brother is a firefly in the dark night is so conspicuous.

As soon as I entered the hall, I saw a lot of men and women squatting there, I was really confused what the situation was, and suddenly someone patted me, I looked back and saw that it was Director Chen, and I said, "I said Director Chen, what did you call me to do." ”

I only heard Director Chen say: "Now I am not the director." ”

When I heard this, I was shocked: "What, aren't you the director, and you've been wiped out?" What's the matter, the corruption has been reported. ”

I just heard him say, "Haha, this is going to disappoint you." Brother is now the leader of the city bureau. After speaking, the expression on his face was very dragged, and he almost wrote the villain's ambition.

I was curious: "Oh, I've been promoted, whether it's by bribery." After saying that, he looked at him cheaply.

He smiled bitterly and said, "I'm as unbearable as you said, okay, don't dwell on this matter anymore, go and follow me to the interrogation room." My second monk was confused and followed him to the interrogation room. When I opened the interrogation room, I saw three people who shouldn't have appeared here, yes, it was Fang Yunzhu and the three of them, and the three of them immediately looked at me happily when they saw me coming..........

I asked Director Chen, "What is the situation, what did the three of them do?" ”

Chen Ju said with a smile: "During this time, the anti-pornography movement in Dongguan is so big, we can't lag behind, so we came to a large-scale anti-pornography operation in the whole city last night." ”

I said, "So what." ”

Chen Ju still said with a smile on his face: "So these three brothers were arrested last night." When I asked the three of them to contact their families last night to send the fine, I heard that they knew you, and the person who happened to interrogate the three of them was me, and I was so busy last night that I personally went into battle, so I called you this morning. ”

I looked at Yang Feng and said, "I don't know them, I'll go first." As soon as the three of them heard that I was leaving, they pounced on them, and then after their promises to change their ways, I took them away, to see if this is the difference between what is related and what is not, others have to pay a fine and squat for a few days, with me, the three of them immediately returned to freedom.

When I got home, I sat down on the couch and stared at the three of them, saying, "Do you know how selfish you are?" ”。