Bao Yuan was forced out of the sea of knowledge by the majestic voice.

Originally.

Bao Yuan was ambitious and followed Zhang Xiaotian to Liupan Mountain to look for gold essence, and spent the night falling into the tomb of the god at the bottom of Liupan Mountain. When danger came, Bao Yuan heard the sound of Qianli for the first time. At that time, the voice of the woman who was transmitted by thousands of miles was never as real and clear as a haunted house...... Feeling: It seems that there is a professional tenor who holds an oversized megaphone at Bao Yuan's ear, adjusts his lung capacity to the maximum, and roars violently, as if to break the chains between Bao Yuan's soul and body.

The majestic and deafening "rolling rough" has just been said.

Bao Yuan opened his eyes.

The first thing that catches my eye is: Song Peng and Fatty Mao are using their hands and mouths together on the left and right, ahhh......h At the same time, Ah Shirui and Ping Sigui also surrounded Sun Panzi on the left and right, using their hands and mouths together, blowing and fanning indiscriminately, and their mouths said from time to time: "!" Damn it! Are these two turtle calves really stupid? Let him look at the dog and don't eat, don't listen, this Sun Laojiu is a fool and a fool......"

Bao Yuan didn't feel anything abnormal on his body, they were fanning eggplant? Or is it blowing bird feather ash?

"Damn, what are you four doing? It's not hot! How did you become an electric fan? Ouch, I'll go, fatty, you kid has plenty of spit! ”

"Damn, it's a corpse!"

"Don't panic, don't panic...... Bao Yuan's turtle grandson seems to be awake, hey, old Bao, do you know what Lao Tzu's name is? Not bad, not bad, it seems that there is no lack of tendons and strings! ”

Song Peng suddenly saw Bao Yuan speak, and he didn't have time to think. hurriedly jumped backwards, and jumped more than two meters backwards. Fat hair is relying on his own big boss. Even if Bao Yuan really cheated the corpse, what can I do with the fat master for a while? Listening to Bao Yuan, there is one, two, three, four. Fat fur is relieved.

"Lao Bao, can you count how many fingers Lao Tzu has?" Fat Mao was worried that Bao Yuan's brain was not bright, so he stretched out his finger and asked, and after asking, he pointed to Song Peng and asked, "Oh, old Bao, do you know who this good-looking man is?" Where do you live? Do you have a small family? ”

"What do you mean? Fat hair, do you take Lao Tzu as a three-year-old child in your dog's day? Die! Bao Yuanbai said.

"Shout, this turtle grandson bastard can actually curse...... Ha ha! Ha ha! It seems that the dog day is not stupid. Barely normal! Song Peng hurriedly stepped forward, stretched out his hand and touched Bao Yuan's forehead, face, and neck one by one, and said with a strange expression: "Huh...... Fat man, it's a strange ball, it's a strange ball...... Bao Yuan, who eats poisonous things on dog days, burns quickly, retreats faster, what a fucking evil door, just now dog days can bake sweet potatoes and lamb skewers. Damn, it's normal in the blink of an eye! ”

Bao Yuan knows it.

Lao Tzu must not have woken up on his face just now, because Lao Tzu's consciousness has all entered the sea of knowledge!

There's no way to explain the idlers inside.

In addition, Bao Yuan eats the roe produced after the chastity fish and the killing fish are promiscuous. There are endless scenes of obscenity in my mind, can these be told to others? What happened in the Bao family's compound back then, can you talk about these? The answer is obvious. Bao Yuan can only be buried in his own heart.

"Poof~"

In contrast, Sun Panzi's condition is much worse than that of Bao Yuan. When he was young, Sun Panzi spit out a mouthful of blood in his mouth. Seeing this, Ah Shirui and Ping Sigui saw this. Only then did he feel relieved, in view of Bao Yuan's return to normal consciousness, naturally there was no need to dodge Sun Pan, Ping Sigui asked busily: "Ninth Master, Ninth Master, what is your old man...... Is it okay? Isn't it bad? No, no, no, no, did you burn your head? Can you distinguish between people and tables, can you also distinguish between men and women? ”

"Go, go, what's bullshit, bullshit questions need bullshit answers?"

Sun Panzi hated gags when he was born, and responded very disdainfully.

Du Baichuan, who was standing on the side, whispered to Qiao Santan: "Senior brother, according to my observations: Lao Jiu's potential has been stimulated a lot after returning from Tanggula Mountain...... Could it be that the ghost king who imprisoned Anza in Dragon City accepted Lao Jiu? It stands to reason...... These two people have eaten the world's most rare holy products and precious poisons, and they will never wake up so quickly, and the journey of Chimei must be maintained in their minds for at least seventy-seven and forty-nine days, and the little mongrels of the Bao family are not ordinary, and at first glance, Lao Jiu is also extraordinary? ”

Qiao Santan knew that Sun Panzi's ears were clear, and Qiao Santan did not answer Du Baichuan.

"Little Master Bao, does this taste wonderful? Did Qiao deceive Mrs. Bao, is it wonderful? Can it be like being drunk into the clouds for 30,000 miles, haha! ”

Qiao Santan asked with a flying expression as if he had done a great merit to Bao Yuan.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's wonderful...... Hehe, Lao Qiao, this feeling is not only standing at the head of the clouds for 30,000 miles, after Lao Tzu eats it, it is like standing on the top of the universe, Lao Tzu looks down and looks at the earth is not able to find where the earth is, there is only a red dot the size of a grain of rice, Lao Tzu later figured it out, eighty percent of the red dot the size of a grain of rice is the sun...... "At first, I didn't dare to eat, I didn't dare to eat, and I benefited a lot after eating, and I didn't mention that Bao Yuan understood what happened in the Bao family compound that year. Even the king of heaven may not have enjoyed it......

"Really?" Song Peng, Fatty Mao, and Ping Sigui were confused when they heard Bao Yuan's words, is it really so good to eat this thing?

"Lao Tzu also wants to see the sun!"

"Lao Tzu is also going to ride the clouds!"

While speaking, Song Peng and Fatty Mao couldn't help but walk towards the round-headed table, they really wanted to taste Meimei, they didn't have anything to do with eating it, can Lao Tzu have a ball matter? Sun Panzi snapped: "Xiao Song, Xiao Chubby, the strange and rare holy products on the round head big table are delicious, you two can't touch it, you two will die when you eat it, Sun can eat it is powerful and blessed in the dark, so as to ensure that Sun did not die in the brain, you two may not have such great luck!" ”

"Hey, curiosity kills the cat!"

Ping Sigui teased at the two, meaning to say: You two don't look at how cool it is for people to eat this thing, after all, it is a huge poison that takes people's lives, and no matter how you put it down, it is a harmful thing. Lao Tzu is not like the two of you. Look at other people's refreshed eating in their mouths, and they also want to eat a bite of refreshing. Do you two have a big life? Ping Sigui understands much more than Song Peng and Fei...... Bao Yuan and Sun Panzi both dare to eat and can eat the huge poisonous treasures on the round table, which does not mean that everyone can stuff it into their mouths. Bao Yuan is a semi-pure yang and semi-pure yang physique, his blood can save people's lives and bring the dead back to life at critical times, do you two have these miraculous abilities?

"Old Joe, what's next? Offer it together, haha, I can't wait! Bao Yuan turned his head and asked Qiao Santan.

"If you want to say yes, you naturally have, and if you want to say no. Naturally, it didn't ......."

"Yes? Or not? Bao Yuan didn't understand what Qiao Santan meant, so he asked with a blank mouth and a flat mouth: "Is there or not?" Old Joe, should you see that Lao Tzu ate a huge poison and didn't kick his legs? So omitted the next step, haha, it's not that Bao Xiaotai is presumptuous, but that Lao Tzu really has the capital to be presumptuous! ”

"Little Master Bao, you won the Northern Sect's three foolish fish in the haunted house, but the bill was not paid. Hehe, dead debts and living debts are debts, and they must be repaid! ”

"Mean little, old Joe. Isn't it just a thousand-year-old longevity, what a big deal, take it! "Bao Yuan's righteousness is dignified.

Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao listened to it. He said in his heart: "Good girl! Mother! Bao Yuan's dog day is really not nonsense, a thousand years of longevity. Enough of the fucking eighteenth generation, at first glance? One person shares two hundred and fifty years of longevity! ". It sounds like four two hundred and five into the urn placed by others, it doesn't matter whether it is an urn or not, it is the right thing to pass the account, and the three of them look at each other and say: "Millennium Yangshou, it's easy to say, our brothers will go to two hundred and fifty years by one!" ”

Bao Yuan smiled and said, "Thank you, brothers!" He was about to say: "Old Qiao, discuss something, draw their longevity in the next life, don't draw the ...... in this life and this life"

I don't know.

Qiao Santan Huo Ran put his hands behind his back and said coldly: "Little Master Bao, since the preparation and operation of the haunted house, you are the second person who dares to be presumptuous in the haunted house!" ”

Bao Yuan couldn't help asking: "Who is the first ......" Actually, Bao Yuan also wants to say that Lao Tzu will meet the first person another day, and there are people who are more presumptuous than Lao Tzu? Hum!

Qiao Santan continued: "Hehe, the first person to be presumptuous in the haunted house is naturally the old man Bao Houdao! ”

Bao Yuan couldn't help but hum: "That's, that's, that's a must, of course......"

Qiao Santan didn't look at Song Peng, Fatty Mao, Ping Sigui, and Ah Shirui at all when he spoke: "Little Master Bao, are you willing to spend 100 million and 500 billion red knives to bid for Jiang Taigong's god fishing in the three foolish shots of the Northern Faction, it is worth it very much, it is worth it...... People are very different, and they will never be able to compare......"

Bao Yuan is anti-guest-oriented: "Lao Qiao, this billion and five hundred billion red knife flowers will be spent, Lao Tzu will take Yang Shou, but Lao Tzu still doesn't know if things are real or fake?" ”

Song Peng, Fat Mao, and Ping Sigui immediately seconded the motion: "For the ball, if you give us a fake?" ”

Du Baichuan couldn't help it, gritted his teeth and said: "Little bastard of the Bao family, you don't want to inquire about it, have there been fakes in the haunted house?" ”

Qiao Santan was not angry at all at all at at the words of questioning, and continued: "You can rest assured that the baby who appeared in the haunted house will never be adulterated...... Bao Xiaotai may have already received a letter from the impermanence of black and white, one billion red knives is a thousand years of yang longevity, and five hundred billion red knives are not worth mentioning for Bao Xiao Taiye, although Qiao wants to put Bao Xiao Tai to death day and night, he can generously exempt the five hundred billion yang shou trivial matters, but ten billion Beijing billion red knives can not be pardoned! ”

Bao Yuan, Ping Sigui, Song Peng, and Fatty Mao sighed in unison: "Isn't it a thousand-year-old Yangshou, what a big deal, take it!" ”

Sun Panzi knew that Qiao San had something to say, so he didn't participate.

Qiao Sandan walked up to Bao Yuan and said lightly: "Little Master Bao, Qiao knows very well that although there is no upper and lower talk in the land of China now, in the haunted house, Little Master Bao is a guest, and he can even make a big joke...... Mr. Bao, Mr. Qiao also wants to remind you: people are people, dogs are dogs, masters are masters, and people are people, the two can never be compared. ”

Bao Yuan said drunkly: "I don't understand! ”

Qiao Santan laughed: "Okay! Mrs. Bao didn't know why...... Hehe, I don't understand the rhetoric I don't understand: Qiao is in a haunted house, and when he speaks and acts, he always follows the rules of the haunted house and says that things can't be done...... Little Master Bao, Qiao Mouquan also compares you to a character, such as the British royal family, the US White House lawmaker, the German Chancellor, or a certain senior member of Zhongnanhai......"

Qiao San turned around and pointed at Song Peng and the others: "...... They, Qiao, have the right to compare them to my farmers in the remote mountainous areas of China! ”

Song Peng said hatefully: "You are too far away!" ”

Bao Yuan was very proud: "You say! ”

I only heard Qiao Santan continue to explain: "Little Master Bao seems to have heard that this analogy is clear, regardless of the level of education, patriotism, ideology, and strategy between the two...... Qiao Mou only said the degree of value, the farmer in the remote mountainous area, a lifetime of wind and rain, cold and summer, how much can the output value be? Don't talk about the 500 billion red knives that Qiao saved for Bao Xiaoye, the 500 billion red knives are probably not enough for a farmer, and one person will not be able to slash out for 5,000 years of yang life! ”

Song Peng reacted the fastest: "Nima, Lao Tzu's life is so worthless?" Exercise! ”

Sun Panzi whispered: "Don't interrupt, this is very reasonable!" ”

Qiao Santan ignored it and continued to say to himself: "Little Master Bao, the meaning of Qiao's words is very clear, to give a simple example: these three farmers in remote mountainous areas were hit by a motor vehicle and died in the world, and they should be compensated...... However, the compensation received by these three peasant men after their death is very different, a certain person may not receive compensation for the rest of his life, he cannot afford to fight a lawsuit, the ball is kicked over and over, and finally it is over...... Master Bao, based on this, I came to an iron conclusion, the lives of these three peasant men are worthless, at least no one will really care, they can only get tears, this kind of cheap life is used to pay off debts, no one wants to ......"

When Fatty Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng heard this, they almost vomited blood.

Obviously talking about the three of them.

Qiao Santan continued to say deeply: "Hehe, Little Master Bao is different, his status is noble, and he is really heaven and earth with the three peasant men...... Mrs. Bao is unknown in the real world, but he has a long reputation in the fairy world, the witch world, the ghost world, the strange world, and the other world...... Hehe, perhaps, this is how Bao Xiaotai can be infinitely unbridled in the haunted house, but Qiao has nothing to do, Qiao has to say in a low voice, Bao Xiaotai is presumptuous, Bao Xiaotai is presumptuous! ”

Bao Yuan was so proud when he heard this, he couldn't help nodding.

And Fat Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng were almost angry.

Qiao Santan continued to justify himself: "Little Master Bao, maybe Qiao's analogy just now was not thorough...... If the local policy is good or the law is humanized, these farmers may be able to get compensation, but it is still a drop in the bucket for 500 billion red knives, not to mention 1 billion red knives...... Bao Xiaoye is different, you are a member of the country, you are the focus of the crowd, if you are injured and killed in another country, it is a big difference, and you may have to lose thousands of lives! ”

Bao Yuanxin said: "It seems that Lao Tzu is very valuable, hehe!" ”

Qiao Santan took a step closer and said bluntly: "Little Master Bao, Qiao simply spoke more bluntly...... Take the First World War as an example, the people of the world have witnessed it: the Sarajevo incident in which Princip, the heir to the throne of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, was shot by Princip and the Archduke Ferdinand, the heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, simply and one-sidedly, it was just one person killing another, but its nature was different, and the price in exchange was that tens of millions of people took up arms to shoot at each other, whether it was plundering or fighting, the haunted house only gave one conclusion, this is the value of life, Master Bao, do you understand what Qiao meant? ”

Song Peng took the lead in snatching the words: "Damn, you mean that Lao Tzu's life is dung, and his life is gold!" (To be continued......)