030 [My daughter-in-law is ugly]
I don't know if you've ever had a cat, I've had one before. Those who have dogs will also feel that there is an extra dog son, and those who have cats are more cat ancestors. I heard that in the eyes of cats, the humans who feed it every day are 250 plus neurotic dog loyalty, and cats are more arrogant, it will not be very clingy, on the contrary, occasionally when wandering around the house, I don't know that I thought Lafayette came out for a private visit.
The current woman is in such a state, her legs are straight, her steps are not big or small, her chin is slightly raised, her face is indifferent and beautiful, and she walks out directly towards the doorman!
Alas, she was told to be careful before, but this woman had no sense of running away at all. Silly woman! Stupid woman! You're not a powerful and powerful poison queen, what are you doing?
Alas, the heart is so tired, it feels like teaching a husky how to behave
"Slow down, slow down!" I looked around for a while, saw the guards who were not patrolling, and hurried to follow the woman's footsteps.
I said softly: "Remember, find a way to fool the past, you don't talk later, let me solve it, once you find a problem, you run quickly, leave me alone!" β
Again, I re-emphasized, and the woman just glanced at me with a strange look, and then walked on
"What people! You can't get out of town right now! "The leader of the guards blocked our way.
I stood in front of the woman at the moment, for fear that they would see the woman's appearance. Although it is not like the 21st century, as long as a person with a little fame posts a photo on the Internet, everyone knows it. In ancient times, few people could recognize the emperor when she changed her clothes and came out to swing, and I think even if a woman is a princess, she probably doesn't know much.
But the point is that Snow White can be said to be famous, and the fucking whole world knows that she is very white, as if Tang Seng just went to learn the scriptures, and I don't know who spread the news that eating his meat can lead to immortality. I have always suspected that Tang Seng, the old bald donkey, must have relied on his identity as the little brother of the boss of Rulai to do evil everywhere when he was still a golden cicada, so he even wanted to eat the mounts of all kinds of immortals to relieve his hatred.
Snow White is undoubtedly quite wronged, she is stupid by nature, but her appearance is because of her mother.
Genes are one thing, and the other is because her mother has to pray to heaven for a daughter as white as snow, and then white will be white, and she has to tell the world! Look at this blind and beautiful energy!
Looking at the woman's white neck and arms, I only felt a little rippling inside.
No one can blame you, only you are too beautiful
"This big brother, have you forgotten me? I only entered the city in the morning. With that, I leaned my face over to see if I could brush my face.
"Who are you? You can't get out of town right now! "The captain of the guard yelled at me.
Day, if the second child is here, where is he still so aggrieved, just pull him away with a spear, and then Shi Shiran walks out. I've been in the fairy tale world for so long, and it's the first time I've missed my second child so much
"Look at it." As I spoke, I pointed to my shoes.
"Oh! It turned out to be you! The juggler? The guard looked at my crocodile shoes with a look of surprise.
Me: ""
Why is it that everyone can't remember a pair of leather shoes, but they can't remember my handsome face?
Now is not the time to sigh, I stubbornly said: "Brother, be accommodating, I am very familiar with the captain of your chengguan brigade, how about he invite you to drink and eat next time?" β
I didn't hesitate to sell the chengguan brigade, and it is estimated that he still has a lot of thoughts about the second savage thug.
"Chengguan Brigade? What's that team? Is there a new organization in the kingdom? He turned to his men and asked.
Several guards shook their heads, they had never heard of this name.
"Chengguan, all of them are elites, it's absolutely no problem to fight a hundred, you know, the so-called three thousand chengguan sweeps the world, he said his name is Barana." That's a frustrating name, Banana? BananaοΌ I'm still apple!
"Oh, that guy! It's my old comrade-in-arms, and he told you that he is one against a hundred? I didn't expect that after so many years, I still love to brag so much. The captain of the guard pursed his lips in disdain.
I was happy that some acquaintances might really be able to get by, so I said, "Why don't you make it easier?" β
"Who's behind you?" The captain of the guard frowned and said, "What are you doing hiding and tucking?" β
The woman is tall, but I am not low, a full 1.8 meters, and she is just a little above my shoulder, and now I am holding her hands and sticking her behind me, and the captain of the guard can only see half of her head.
Not to mention, I was so close that I could smell a faint fragrance when I sniffed. The fragrance is not strong or light, not like the perfume smell of those women on the planet. And there was a softness behind him, and it was estimated that he couldn't touch anything that shouldn't be touched.
I've always considered myself a decent gentleman, so I pretended not to know.
"Oh, it's my wife in the back, don't look at it." I squeezed out an approachable smile.
"Why don't you let me see it? Could it be that I'm afraid that I'm lustful? Hey, don't you know Banana, am I that kind of person? The captain of the guard said displeasedly.
"Where's the word, big brother, listen to me." I leaned into his ear and whispered, "Because my wife is so ugly, I'm afraid I'm afraid I'll scare you." β
What are you kidding, I'm really afraid that you will get better-heart! But I'm also a princess, so you don't have the courage to give you this heart.
My voice was already very soft, but the woman behind me still heard it, and I clearly felt that the temperature around me dropped sharply again, Nima, you are the reincarnation of the ice and snow goddess, right? This is Snow White, not Frozen!
"Hahaha! That's really bitter brother, you! The captain of the guard laughed heartlessly, and the laughter was full of mockery.
He was paralyzed, and he really wanted to use his size forty-three shoes to measure how long his face was.
The corners of my mouth twitched, as the temperature around me dropped again, and I was holding the woman's slender hands and said that it was a kind of enjoyment, because the woman's hands were slightly cold and soft as boneless, but the next moment, it hurt so much that I grinned.
Your sister! This stupid woman actually picks at me with her nails! A gentleman doesn't use his hands, and he can't bite people and pick his nails! It's just nasty!
"Big brother, next time my brother comes to Wangcheng to invite you for a drink, if you don't be accommodating, I really have something urgent. Someone in my family is dying of old age, and there is only one breath left. "I wept and mourned, and the old face of the dwarven boss Gandalf came to mind.
"Alas, it's okay to let you go, someone just gave an order, saying that it should be strictly censored, you let me see how ugly your wife is, and I'll let you go! Haha, brothers come up and take a look! Let you practice your courage! "No matter how you look at the captain's smile, it makes me feel very cheap.
In the flash, the strongest brain with my 249 IQ bonus is running rapidly, and I'm not thinking about what method to use to get out of trouble, what I'm thinking about is that it will be easier to use "superpower-copying" to make something to hit people.
I really want to conjure up a dog-beating stick and teach him how to "bark" to be beautiful enough!
[Continue to ask for recommendation votes, as always, the next chapter is almost early in the morning.] Thanks to the "Black Wound Month" and "The Past Like a Dream β " for their tipping support. γ
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