"You dance as a man dressed as a woman? Hahahaha......! ”

During dinner, Chen Yu told Yao Lu and Yao Ling about what he was going to help, but Yao Lu immediately laughed, covering her stomach and pounding the table, even Yao Ling covered her mouth with her two little hands and giggled.

Chen Yu rolled his eyes angrily at the two women, one big and one small, "What's so funny about this, isn't it just that I'm a little fatter." ”

Yao Lu pointed to Chen Yu's big belly and smiled: "Hahaha...... Are you still called a little fat? It's two hundred and twenty pounds, just a little fat? Hahaha......! ”

Chen Yu was speechless, rolled his eyes again, stopped talking, lowered his head, and silently ate the food in the bowl, according to previous experience, as long as he stopped talking, Yao Lu would soon calm down by himself.

Yao Lu smiled enough, rolled her eyes and said to Yao Ling: "After eating, let's go watch your fat uncle go dancing together, okay?" ”

Yao Ling first looked at Chen Yu's face, Chen Yu pretended not to hear Yao Lu's words or was eating with his head down, seeing that Chen Yu had neither approval nor opposition Yao Ling nodded lightly, in fact, as a twelve-year-old girl, she still likes to be lively, especially the protagonist is still someone she secretly likes.

At half past eight in the evening, Chen Yu took Yao Lu and Yao Ling into the activity room of the community, Yao Lu was carrying a plastic bag, which was filled with peanuts, melon seeds and drinks.

"Xiao Chen, you're here, just waiting for you to be alone, come on, let me introduce you to Wen Jing from the Affiliated Primary School, Teacher Wen, Teacher Wen is Chen Yu who has just moved in not long ago."

"Hello Mr. Wen."

"Hello Mr. Chen."

Chen Yu and Wen Jing shook hands politely, and at the same time looked at the teacher Wen in front of him a little, Wen Jing looks twenty-six or seventeen years old, looks very good, and the clothes she wears are not like many women now, showing a lot of things that should not be exposed, and she is a little conservative and basically can't see anything, but the delicate figure can still be seen, and the shoulder-length short hair looks very energetic, maybe the profession is a primary school teacher, so Wen Jing gives people a special good impression, Chen Yu felt that she was very kind as soon as they met.

After the two got to know each other, Aunt Qian saw Yao Lu beside Yao Ling, and asked in a slightly exaggerated tone, "Xiao Chen, who is this girl?" It's really handsome. ”

"Her name is Yao Lu, Xiaoling's sister, who works in a factory in Zhuhai, and came to see her sister today when she had a rare break."

Chen Yu declared that Yao Ling was his niece, because Zhu Hai's teaching conditions were good, Xiaoling's father wanted his son to become a Chan, so he came to Zhu Hai from his hometown in the mountains, boarded at his own home and transferred to Zhu Hai Primary School, and later in Zhu Hai Middle School and University.

"It's a pity that I came out to work so early, and children at this age are still at school age." Aunt Qian pulled Yao Lu's little hand, her face was full of regret, her identity was set like this, Yao Lu couldn't say anything, she could only smile, and found an excuse to pull Yao Ling to the corner of the activity room and sit down.

Chen Yu came and Aunt Qian announced the start of rehearsals, because it was Chen Yu's first rehearsal, so he needed to draw Zhuang first, and the performance clothes should also be worn, if there was anything inappropriate, they could be modified as soon as possible, so Chen Yu and Luo Fatzi, who was the main dancer together, walked into the dressing room under the urging of a group of aunts, and Wen Jing was responsible for making up for the two and guiding them how to wear skirts.

Luo Fatzi is in his early forties this year, and he usually likes to join in the fun, and he looks like he is the Maitreya Buddha in the temple, so he doesn't care about wearing a wig and a skirt, and Aunt Qian happily agreed to it as soon as he called him.

After about ten minutes, Chen Yu and Luo Fatzi, who had put on makeup and put on their costumes, walked out of the locker room, and as soon as they appeared, everyone in the activity room laughed, Chen Yu and Luo Fatzi both wore wigs in the style of ancient unmarried girls, with false eyelashes on their eyes, pink foundation on their cheeks, and old-fashioned red on their mouths.

The body is wearing the kind of long-sleeved lady's dress that sings, except for the shoulders are peach, the rest of the places are cyan, these are nothing, the main reason for the laughter is the figure of the two, Chen Yu and Luo Fat are both big fat men of more than 200 catties, bucket waist, and this costume is not made according to their figure, in order to highlight the comedy effect, it was deliberately changed to a little smaller, so the two of them looked very awkward after wearing the costume, especially the bulging belly almost broke the costume, Where are these two ancient girls who have not come out of the cabinet, they are simply pregnant women who have been married for many years or have given birth to several children.

Yao Lu's tears flowed, Yao Ling also lay on Yao Lu's back and smiled, Aunt Qian was very satisfied with the appearance of the two, as long as Chen Yu and Luo Fatzi stood on the stage, even if they didn't do anything, it was enough.

Wen Jing, who was putting on makeup for Chen Yu and Luo Fatzi, finally stopped laughing, was afraid, and signaled everyone to be quiet with her palms, and then said to the two: "Now I will demonstrate in front, you will learn my movements behind me, now I don't require you to do well, just memorize all the movements as soon as possible." ”

After speaking, Wen Jing walked to the middle of the activity room and began to demonstrate the movements, her dance movements were very slow, and some of the details and difficulties of the movements were also explained in detail, Chen Yu and Luo Fatzi stood behind her and studied very seriously.

At first, the two of them studied very seriously, but after learning to learn Chen Yu, they found that Luo Fatzi's movements seemed to be a little messy, and his eyes were a little wrong, Chen Yu followed his gaze and fell on Wen Jing's buttocks, and now Wen Jing is demonstrating a bending action, the upper body is bent down, and the pair of peach-like buttocks become more plump and spit out, and Luo Fatzi's eyes are shining and his nose is almost bleeding.

"Teacher Wen, I'm a little tired, can I take a break." Chen Yu suddenly spoke.

Wen Jing stopped, and it had been more than half an hour since the rehearsal began, and Chen Yu and Luo Fatzi had special bodies, so she nodded and agreed, "Okay, rest for ten minutes." ”

Chen Yu walked to the place where Yao Lu and Yao Ling were, Yao Ling very obediently gave a drink and took a towel to Chen Yu to wipe the sweat that did not exist, Chen Yu's physical strength is very good now, such a little exercise will not make him sweat, but Luo Fat Man is not exercising and is now sweating profusely.

Chen Yu took a can of drink, walked up to Luo Fatzi and handed the drink, "Thank you." Luo Fatzi opened the drink and drank half of it in one go, Chen Yu sat beside him and asked softly, "Did Teacher Wen's buttocks look good just now?" ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......!"

Luo Fatzi choked on a sip of drink, his old face turned red and smiled embarrassedly, and he also said softly: "Don't tell my wife, otherwise I will kneel on the motherboard again." ”

"Lao Luo, your children are in their teens and ready to go to high school, is it appropriate for you to stare at the buttocks of Teacher Wen like this?" Since Chen Yu can become Chen Yu, the most annoying thing under the same feeling is that men are staring at women's breasts and buttocks, so he will speak out to make Luo Fat Man more restrained.

Luo Fatzi smiled embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, that picture is so beautiful that I can't help but be stunned, I promise it won't be in the future." ”

Chen Yu stared at Luo Fatzi's eyes full of disbelief in his eyes, Luo Fatzi was furious, raised his right hand and whispered: "I promise with my son's graduation results, I really promise not to watch what I shouldn't watch and concentrate on rehearsals." ”

Chen Yu was really speechless about Luo Fatzi's oath, what do you have to do with the beauty and your son, and swear by your son's junior high school graduation results, he is really a pit son's father, but since Luo Fatzi has sworn and made a guarantee, Chen Yu can't say anything more, so he and he began to discuss dance.

Ten minutes passed quickly, Wen Jing announced that the rehearsal would start again, Chen Yu and Luo Fatzi came behind her again to follow her to learn dance moves, this time Luo Fatzi did do what he promised, really shouldn't look at it, a pair of eyes honestly no longer rolled.

Chen Yu's intelligence, memory and comprehension have been comprehensively improved since he became an alien, and the dance movements choreographed by Wen Jing were quickly remembered by him, and Luo Fatzi mortals often remember this paragraph and forget that paragraph, but today is still the first day for Luo Fatzi, who is not a professional dancer, it is normal for him to not be able to remember the movements.

The rehearsal in the activity room went on until half past ten in the evening, and when she was leaving, Aunt Qian instructed Chen Yu: "Xiao Chen, it's so late, it's too unsafe for Teacher Wen to go back alone, you help me send Teacher Wen, her family lives not far from the Shuihua community next door." ”

"This ...... Okay, Mr. Wen, please wait first, I'll send Lulu and Xiaoling back first, and then send you back. Chen Yu is naturally willing to send such a big beauty back, although he doesn't have any thoughts about this teacher Wen, but who doesn't like to watch the big beauty, even if he can't chat, it's very pleasing to the eye.

"Don't bother Mr. Chen, I can go back alone." Wen Jing wanted to refuse, but Aunt Qian didn't give her a chance, "The public security is getting worse and worse now, it's too unsafe for you to walk at night with a woman, you must let Xiao Chen send it, okay, it's decided." After saying that, Aunt Qian left quickly, but before leaving, she gave Chen Yu a meaningful look, which made Chen Yu confused and didn't understand what it meant.

"Mr. Chen, then I'll trouble you."

"Wait a minute,"

After Chen Yu sent Yao Lu and Yao Ling back to "home", he immediately walked quickly to Wen Jing's side, who was waiting under the unit building, "Okay, let's go." ”

Chen Yu and Wen Jing walked out of the community slowly, the place where the school district housing community is located is not a prosperous place, there are not many people on the road at half past ten in the evening, and the orange dim street lamp stretches the shadows of the two very long.