The building is old, the pattern is also old, there are two upward steps, one on the left side of the corridor, one on the right, the left side of yesterday is not very smooth, today I want to change sides, this is understandable, after all, it is two roads, no need to die on the left, Zhang Fei in my encouragement, brandished the broom as a pioneer to catch Cao Cao, a smoke along the left ran without a trace, I am very relieved, at least one to go, than yesterday Shun lì a lot.

As soon as I turned around and hurried to the right, I had just walked through the two rooms, and suddenly a woman popped out of the front room, this woman looked like she was in her thirties, her hair was quite long, and she was messy like a bird's nest, and her figure was old and decent, she had to weigh about 200 pounds, but she was only 1.6 meters tall, with a big face and a dark plate, pulling a pair of plastic slippers, wearing a plaid hospital gown, but her face was extremely sad, and she was carrying an old-fashioned enamel sputum bucket in her hand, sandwiched under her left arm.

With helplessness and despair in my eyes, looking at a few of us in tears, I instinctively took out the soul card to guard against it, and Li Yiling behind me took Elena and Zhang Liuliu to stop and look at the woman, we looked at the woman, the woman also looked at us, looked at each other for a minute, the woman's tears flowed more, her expression was full of sadness and desolation, the movements were very small, and the twisting was not the same.

I don't know what it means that this eldest sister has a phlegm bucket under her arm, the woman didn't speak, just crying silently there, I have time to spend it with her, and asked cautiously: "Eldest sister, you are in our way." ”

It's okay that I didn't speak, but as soon as I spoke, the woman suddenly stretched out an orchid finger. He sang to us: "I sit alone in the cabin, and there is my Du Shi Niang in the cabin." Lang, who was waiting for me, suddenly heard someone outside the window calling Du Shi Niang. Holding on to the window railing and looking around, why can't you see my lang...... Lang Jun, are you hungry, if you are hungry, tell me Shi Niang, Shi Niang, I will make you noodle soup......"

The singing is called an ugly one, even worse than the little monk singing the little apple, not to mention that the five tones are incomplete, not a single tone is complete, but the tone is taken. Holding a sputum bucket and drawing a comparison, I really think of myself as Du Shi Niang, when I sing to whether you are hungry and panicked, the orchid finger also gestured at me, and my buddy almost vomited at the time, not hungry panic, but disgusting panic.

I have to hold it down, my mind turned, and I said to Du Shi Niang, who was still singing: "Shi Niang." Are you going to sink a treasure chest? ”

"Well, when I'm done singing, I'll sink into a treasure chest!" Du Siniang replied to me and continued to sing miserably. I'm dizzy when I sing, I can't reason with the psychopath, and I can sing all night. The buddy couldn't wait, so he said to her: "There is no river here, Shi Niang." You come with us, and we'll help you find a river! ”

I thought it was a good reason. Who knew that Du Siniang looked at me with an angry face and said, "Nonsense, isn't this the river?" You rowed here, when I can't see? What a nervous disorder! ”

What does it feel like to be scolded for being neurotic? Dumbfounding? I didn't feel anything anyway, standing there and thinking of a way, Du Shi Niang saw Li Yiling behind me, and suddenly became very sad and angry, Orchid pointed at Li Yiling and said: "Li Jia, you negative man, you were down, how did my Shi Niang treat you?" Serve you to eat, serve you to wear, and in a blink of an eye you dumped me, you conscienceless ......"

I looked back at Li Yiling in amazement, Li Yiling was dumbfounded, Ya's face was pale, and she really had the potential to be a little white face, I followed Du Shi Niang's words, turned around, pointed at Li Yiling and scolded: "Stinky and shameless Li Jia, look at the person you forced Shi Niang, you are going to sink the phlegm bucket, don't admit your mistake quickly!" ”

Li Yiling looked at me and said in a deep voice: "Mr. Lang, don't put on your face!" ”

I whispered: "Now I can only follow her, don't force her to be anxious, we won't be able to get over it, quickly recognize you as Li Jia, and then you stay here to comfort Shi Niang, let's go over first, you comfort and then come to us, I found out, this time it's the same as the game, you have to break through one level at a time, maybe there is some neurosis in front of you." ”

"Fuck your uncle, I have to live ten years less if I talk to her!" Li Yiling didn't agree, turned his head to the left, and said to me, "Let's go deal with that bomber and bomb." ”

I glanced at Du Shi Niang, she was still looking at Li Yiling with tears in her eyes, her expression was always complaining, and her body was still trembling slightly, but she was too fat, she trembled, the flesh on her body trembled, and she was still holding a phlegm bucket in her hand, I suddenly felt that it was easier to deal with a bomber, so I turned around and left with Li Yiling.

The five of us walked down the corridor on the left, and we hadn't gone far before we saw the bomber whining woo...... Flying around in front, strangely enough, now there was only one person left under his arms, and the others didn't know where to go, so I curiously stepped forward and asked, "What about the other bombs?" ”

Bomber woo-woo...... The bomber was still flying, so it didn't pay any attention to me, and the other bomb said to me, "I dropped it during the bombing of Tokyo yesterday." ”

I glanced at the house on the left, and found that the bomb maniac who talked to me yesterday was honestly squatting in the house, and he didn't move, so I hurriedly said, "There is an order from the headquarters, ordering you to continue bombing Tokyo, go quickly!" ”

Woowoo...... The bomber was still flying in front of us, and it didn't fly into the room I was pointing at like yesterday, and I wondered a little, why is it not good today if the trick was good yesterday? He asked the remaining bombs: "Why don't you take orders?" ”

"You stupid, there's only one bomb left, throw it, is it still a bomber?"

, the buddy who was so crowded for this reason had nothing to say, and couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "Then you don't throw bombs, what are you doing here?" ”

"Defend the blue sky of the motherland and prevent the invading enemy from passing through guò."

"Then you go to the front to patrol for a while, go quickly, the motherland needs you."

"No, this is the country, we have to defend the country, woo woo woo......" After speaking, he ignored me, the bomber carried the only remaining bomb, his arms were cocked back, and he circled in the corridor, I said helplessly: "You have to listen to orders......"

The bombers and bombs don't bother me anymore, and they don't get tired, woo woo...... Guarding the country, the buddy was really helpless, and at this time Elena suddenly said: "Mr. Lang, little brother, I know how to deal with Du Shi Niang, you come with me." ”

I perked up: "How to deal with it?" ”

Elena didn't speak, turned around and went to the other side of the corridor, shouting: "Du Shi Niang, we are robbers, we know that the treasure chest in your hand is full of treasures, and if you rob your treasure chest, you can't sink the treasure chest angrily." Shouting and screaming, I rushed over, my hand was still waving openly, as if there was really something, Li Yiling and I, the little monk, Zhang Liuliu, hurriedly chased after me, I was very puzzled: "Does this work?" ”

It really worked, Du Siniang stopped crying, stopped shouting Li Jia, and stopped singing, with a frightened expression on her fat face, she screamed, and shouted: "Don't rob my treasure chest!" "Holding the phlegm bucket and running forward, buddy was happy in his heart, Zhente Niang's worked, and hurriedly followed, maybe he could go far with Du Shi Niang, and while running I looked at the open doors on the left and right, there was no Wang Yun inside.

There is Du Shi Niang opened the road a lot, although her running posture is really miserable, but behind Du Shi Niang, she ran smoothly to the rightmost stairs, but as soon as I arrived at the staircase, I saw a man in his forties lying on the steps, lean and lean, like a monkey, Du Shi Niang ran to the second floor along the man's side, I thought I could rush up with Du Shi Niang, but in fact Du Shi Niang was fine, I was still blocked two meters in front of the man.

The man lay on the ground on all fours, his head facing us, looking curiously, I was blocked, and I looked at him helplessly, I don't know who this lying brother thinks of himself again, and he is not in the mood to ask, but the man saw us coming, his eyes lit up, he scratched his face, and said to us: "Everyone, I have been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to learn scriptures here, did you go to the west to seek scriptures and worship Buddha?" ”

Is this a big brother? I looked at the man helplessly, the moonlight spilled in, I could clearly see that there was a brick on the back of the girl, the feeling was to treat the brick as the five elements of the mountain, for a while I didn't know what to say, I dragged the little monk over, and said to the senior brother: "This is Master Xuanzang, what do you tell him." ”

The little monk was not stupid, he was dragged in front of the senior brother by me, folded his hands, and recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha." Then he followed the script and asked patiently, "Why are you crushed under the Five Elements Mountain?" ”

"Because I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, the Buddha pressed me under the Five Elements Mountain."

"Why are you making a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace?" The little monk is very patient, I thought that according to the plot of Journey to the West, the senior brother would definitely say that God should be Bi Ma Wen or something, the little monk listened to what happened, pretended to recite the scriptures to him, and then rescued us and protected us upstairs.

The senior brother said to the little monk very patiently: "You know that I and the Bull Demon King are brothers, right? ”

The little monk nodded, and the senior brother sighed: "My sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan, and Taishang Laojun stole Qingqing, I told my eldest brother Bull Demon King about this, and the Bull Demon King was very angry, and gave Princess Iron Fan two big mouths, and divorced her, Princess Iron Fan was beaten, and went to find the concubine of Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun was very angry, knowing that it was me who told the secret, so he sent Heavenly Soldiers to beat me and the Bull Demon King in the future, and I couldn't just be beaten and not fight back, not to mention that I took advantage of it, so I led the little ones of Huaguo Mountain to kill the Heavenly Palace." ”

"The heavenly soldiers and generals can't beat me, and the Jade Emperor also coaxed me, and invited the rescuer Rulai Buddha, who said that I shouldn't expose other people's privacy, which is not conducive to stability, so he pressed me under the Five Elements Mountain." (To be continued......)

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