026 [Thousands of troops come to meet]
"An arrow piercing the clouds, thousands of troops come to meet each other", this sentence is estimated to be known to people with a bit of culture, of course, due to the popularity of Mr. Zhou Xingxing's "Kung Fu", some uneducated people should also know this sentence. In addition to the cool axe dance, the axe gang in it is also more slippery to play this hand. Although in the end, even if this group of weak chickens really came, they were abused by Zhou Xingxing, who was lucky with the protagonist
Although Yaya never said how good she was, Lola did blow her to the sky. Yaya is a dignified and low-key class leader, and Lola is the skiniest bear child in the class, usually the kind who sits in the last row of the classroom. According to Lola, in the Andrea Mountains, Yaya is the leader of horse thieves, and all merchants in the mountains must pay enough "tolls".
It's just that horse thieves are all rampant in the Gobi or the desert? When did the horse thieves conquer the city on the steep mountains? With such steep terrain, are you sure that the horses can let go of the run? It's as if Lamborghini and Ferrari are said to be mountain bikes, and I always feel a strong pit daddy atmosphere blowing in my face
However, after the silver arrow flew out in a decent manner, I still had a faint expectation in my heart.
――Perhaps, these sisters with their own black hole attributes, what other hidden attributes?
For example, Yaya is dignified like a noble lady, at least on the surface, maybe there is some hidden power behind it? For example, the babies who masturbate each other may be able to merge into each other's little King Kong, and summon the dragon by the way? As for Lola, she has big breasts and big breasts, and the others can't be seen for the time being.
With this deformed sense of anticipation that was boring to the extreme, I waited for two hours. After the wind and grass are blowing, occasionally one or two small insects run out, and no matter how many things there are, then I don't see them.
The eyelids began to fight, because of the ten little Lori, I had back pain all over my body, and my whole heart was broken. They are like industrious little bees, rubbing my glass heart crystal clear, and occasionally accidentally using too much force to shatter it to the ground
When the first rays of the morning sun shone on my face, Lola woke up punctually.
There is a cliché martial soul setting in fantasy novels, and if Lola also has a martial soul, her martial soul must be the soul of the dog god husky. When she is sleepy, she can't stop it, and when she is in good spirits, the whole world has to wake up with her.
"Aha! Big cousin big cousin! Your collar is wet! Lola tugged at my neckline, looking curious, and sniffed it with her little nose. If it weren't for the fact that when she was close to me, the pair of meat pigeons were so soft that my heart fluttered, I would have killed her! Cowardly melon skin, my collar is full of your saliva!
"Aha, cousin, it's time for us to have breakfast, right?" Lola shook my head, and as she made a fuss, the other sisters woke up with her.
Yaya dignified the bun next to her ear, looking at my arm being hugged by her, her little face was slightly red, but she quickly covered it up well, pretending that nothing had happened, and began to accuse the mutual petting babies who were still sleeping on my lap Sure enough, the face of the class cadres is infinitely thick.
As for the seven mutual masturbation babies, as soon as they woke up, they began to have endless concave shapes, and the melancholy little eyes really became more and more similar, at least there were three points of my essence
This is my snake spirit sisters, and this is how the not-so-beautiful day begins
"Malkina, isn't there a stream around here? You take them to wash up first, I'll squint for a moment. I tried to open my bloodshot eyes to the little cook.
As I used to be a slave, the little cook was much more well-behaved, and she beckoned her nine sisters to wash up, and before leaving, she asked me if I needed to bring some water back for me to flush my face.
Alas, what a good girl, it doesn't seem to be as terrible as written in fairy tales, and in a few years, you can hand over the arduous task of warming the bed to you, and when the time comes, buy a super large one-piece bed, forty righteous sisters and a little maid who warms the bed, oops, this kind of life, the king of heaven and Lao Tzu will not change it
With a beautiful but unrealistic vision, I fell into a deep sleep. Although it was just a squint for a while, an hour passed after squinting. When I tried to open my eyes with strong willpower, I found that ten little heads were forming a circle and staring at me vigorously, looking a bit like a strange professor studying aliens, and a bit like a monkey watching a monkey in an amusement park
The ten little girls all puffed out their cheeks and frowned, with a thoughtful expression. I touched my face, could it be that I am handsome again?
"Big cousin, big cousin! You're snoring! ”
"Well, big cousin, and you're still drooling!"
"Master, agree with my sister's point of view."
"Uh-huh"
Me: "I seem so carried away that I shouldn't have played all kinds of embarrassing games with my sisters in my dreams in the morning."
"Click-click-." A chaotic sound sounded, and from the sound of it, it seemed to be the sound of horses' hooves?
Yaya stood up with a swish, her little face covered with a look of sternness. He grabbed the sword on the ground and stared into the distance with a frown.
A puff of smoke billowed down, and twelve black horses showed their heads, their facial expressions distorted, like the one that Yaya had killed that night.
Sure enough, twenty meters away, twelve horses rushed into the street!
Then, only a black shadow flashed, and twelve armored bodies fell to the ground, looking heroic and cool, if they could be a little taller.
"Bang!" The twelve moved in unison, hammered their chests hard with their right hands, bent one knee slightly, lowered their heads, and made a standard knightly salute to Yaya, and said in a muffled voice: "My king! For love and justice! ”
Me: ""
Would you like to wait for a round table for you to have a meal together? Knights of the Twelve Round Table?
Yaya's pretty face was still strict, but when she found that I was staring at her, she couldn't help but fly two blushes, spit out her little tongue a little playfully, waved her hand and said, "Big cousin is here, don't play role-playing games!" ”
As soon as she gave the order, twelve knight-like little ones stood up one after another, each of their little faces full of stubbornness, and their eyes were full of determination and loyalty, and they always looked at me strangely.
"Big cousin! For love and justice! They all threw their right fists at me.
The corners of my mouth twitched, and they stretched out their right fists, and forced their faces to twitch and said, "For love and justice"
As if recognizing me, the twelve little girls who were crazy about role-playing all saluted me and shouted, "For love and justice!" Horse thieves - thousands of troops, come to report! ”
Me: "#%......! ”
Oh my! It's really a cloud-piercing arrow, 'thousands of troops and horses' to meet?
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