006 【Alibaba】

[Well, get up early and upload the code word early. 】

On a certain day, a certain beautiful girl group "Forty Thieves" was officially established. (Sure it's not a crime-gang?) )

Members: Lola and 39 other wild sisters whose information is unknown.

Agent and big boss behind the scenes: the legendary big cousin.

I want to cry and look at Lola's virtues, I feel that the future is bleak and dark, not to mention that if this is really the world of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, then I will have a very terrible enemy, and his name is Ali Baba Ma Yun!

Alibaba, Ma Cloud, hereinafter referred to as Alibaba.

This is a legend who has been blessed with great fortune and then ascended to the top of the throne of the rich.

According to the fairy tale, it looks like this:

In a distant land, there was an old man who hung up, and he divided his wealth among his two sons.

The eldest son, Gosimus, has the potential to become rich and handsome, and he quickly made a fortune with this money, became the CEO and married Bai Fumei, and embarked on the pinnacle of life.

Note that it was really the CEO who married Bai Fumei, and he did marry the daughter of a wealthy businessman and inherited the family business.

However, the second son Ali Ba Ban is taking the route of 'waste material flow', and the beginning is all kinds of cups. First, he lost all his money, and then, according to the cliché of the waste material flow of normal fantasy novels, Alibaba will inevitably be bullied and looked down upon by some people in the family, such as the merciless ridicule of Bai Fumei's sister-in-law and Gao Fu's handsome brother.

Later, the hard-pressed Ali Baba went up the mountain to fetch firewood.

Mountains are a good thing, the so-called feng shui feng shui is to ask mountains for water, and in most novels, mountains represent adventures! Either fell off the cliff and got the martial arts cheats to get a soft hand, or picked up a ring, and then there was a roaring grandfather living in the ring.

By chance, he met the forty thieves and saw the scene of "Open Sesame". Just say that the sesame seeds open the door, and the stone wall will open, and inside the stone wall is the wealth accumulated by the robbers.

While the robbers were gone, he ran in and loaded two baskets of gold coins.

In this way, our pig's foot Alibaba began to embark on the road of "sling" counterattack "rich and handsome".

At this moment, the fantasy novel changed its style of painting and became an urban novel. According to the plot of the urban novel, the pig's feet counterattacked, and there are two cool points: first, you must be rich. 2. There must be a beautiful woman upside down.

Money, Ali Baba already has it, just those two baskets of money, just those two baskets of money, enough to slap his eldest brother in the face, well, eat mine and spit it out, and slap you all who look down on me.

The self-esteem of the cheap Alibaba began to swell infinitely, counting money with his wife at home every day, and secretly counting it by himself He still felt that it was not enough to pretend to be enjoyable, so he had to go to Bai Fumei's sister-in-law to borrow a measuring instrument called "liter", and use this "liter" with the same loophole to brush gold coins.

This is really pretending to be too much, which means to sue you: Sister-in-law, buddy is developed! I'm counting the money until I'm soft, so I have no choice but to borrow a money counter from you.

As the so-called 'high-profile person and low-key pretend', Alibaba has won its essence as a male pig's foot. And her Bai Fumei sister-in-law felt that it was strange, so she secretly did something on the top of the "liter". When Alibaba came back, he found that there was a gold coin at the bottom of the "liter"!

When I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, I read this story, and at that time, I slapped my thigh, and Tama's Ali Ba must have done it on purpose!

I've been poor for so long, so I must be extra sensitive to gold coins, right? You can't see such a big gold coin stuck inside? The special Lao Tzu walked on the road after school, and I could instantly locate it for five cents ten meters away!

Isn't his gold coin hinting at the glamorous sister-in-law: buddy is developed, you were blind and didn't look at your brother at the beginning, brother will give you another chance to abandon the darkness and turn to the light!

It was this premeditated little gold coin that pried open his coquettish-sister-in-law's heart!

Next, the plot embarked on the eight-o'clock ethical drama route unfolded by God.

Bai Fumei's sister-in-law looked at the gold coin, it was called an anger, so she had a plan. Of course, that's not what is said in the fairy tale, but I can guarantee that this cliff is an invisible tacit understanding between her and Alibaba! What a male thief and a female prostitute!

She first scolded Gosim, saying, 'You are not as rich as your brother', and then the embarrassed Gosim found Alibaba, Alibaba knew that his brother had a bad memory, so he simply told him about the sesame open door, and when Gosim went to get the gold coins, he actually forgot the password to open the door! This is so blind, when I came in, I still remember that Sesame opened the door, and I can't remember it when I go out!

Then, the stupid man actually said to the stone wall: "Big Barley open the door!" ”

I'll go! The stone wall is also dignified! If you can't remember such a simple password, I'll kill you!

Then, the forty thieves returned as scheduled and slaughtered his brother.

Alibaba's goal was achieved, and Bai Fumei's sister-in-law immediately married Alibaba at this moment!

Nima! It's really married to Alibaba!

Then his eldest brother Gosimus's son also passed on to him, and picked up a highly educated turtle son to help him in vain! it! At the beginning of the story, you can see that Alibaba doesn't know how to manage money, and the money left by my dad was spent all at once.

Do you think Alibaba's awesome protagonist luck ends here?

The inverted posting of beautiful women never ends! Our goal is to build a huge harem!

The forty thieves want to find Alibaba, Alibaba is a fool, but he is lucky, and then his character is a little stronger. However, he bought a beautiful female slave named Malkina, this woman is amazing, and with the help of this beautiful and intelligent 'Huang Rong', she actually easily killed forty thieves!

In the end, Alibaba's estimation was not strong enough, and the two wives were choked enough, so they could only watch that they couldn't eat, and gritted their teeth, so they had to marry Malkina, who was in her beautiful years, to his eldest brother's son.

Like the finale of all fairy tales, Alibaba ended up living a happy life

Carefully recalled the general details, can such an invincible protagonist be able to handle it? Is there any mistake, Snow White World let me kill Prince Charming, Ali Alibaba World made me the leading big brother of the Forty Thieves, and I didn't bring this to ruin my childhood!

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, it must be a coincidence" I kept giving myself psychological hints until

[That's right, this is the legendary god broken chapter.] Alibaba in my heart is like this, what do you think? Of course, this qiē has nothing to do with Ma Yun, he is a good friend of mine, and we had dinner together that day, right? "Ma Yun" kun. Ask for a recommendation vote】

[Also, the 'little girl who sells arms' written by the guy with a very handsome profile in the book review area is very funny, and I will refer to it.] Don't worry about the appearance of 40 sisters.,I won't really write 40 chapters of the appearance show.,I don't look like I'm sick, right? 】

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