Chapter 335 This puppet who will instigate the master to be a qualified puppet or something, it's so scary!
"Woohoo! How can you pour cold water on a sleeping master??? ”
Soaked with cold water, Xiao Chu suddenly jumped up from the bed, this puppet who didn't have the slightest sense of life actually poured a basin of cold water on his face early in the morning.
It's autumn now, and the temperature is only in the teens, which makes the water splashed on the body a little biting, and if you continue like this, you will catch a cold.
"Because it is judged that this method is the most effective for the owner who cannot be woken up by the voice, and for a master who is suspected of being in a bian state, I don't think I need to be polite."
His puppet said such a thing in an emotionless tone, which made Xiao Chu suddenly bend forward in frustration, and he was actually hated by a Lori puppet.
"Where am I in a state !!?"
It turns out that the teenager is more concerned about whether he is a pervert than being splashed with water, do you care more about whether he is a pervert?
"As soon as we met, they did a disturbing behavior to me, so I was thinking, is such a master really a bian?"
Placing his hands on the apron in front of his dress, he folded them, and made a standard maid's movements. In this respect, this doll is indeed an impeccable lifestyle, and it would be nice if she could be gentle with her master.
"Lost...... I was actually despised by my own puppet! ”
Xiaochu is not an indifferent person, on the contrary, he is very lively. Xiao Chu, who has been bullied all year round, surprisingly did not become an autistic patient, which can probably be attributed to his pro-plum sweetheart, if it weren't for her, the current Xiao Chu might already be a teenager with a heart full of shadows!
"Hahahaha! Xiaochu, you are too funny, you actually lost a fight with your own puppet. ”
I don't know what reserve is. This pro-plum sweetheart kicked open Xiaochu's door like this, and then walked in with a grin. When she came, she happened to hear the words of the words that the Yan despised her master.
"Sylvie! Why are you here so early? It should only be half past five in the morning! It's not like the guy who oversleeps in the morning and is late! ”
Xiao Chu has never regarded Sylvi as a girl, he just habitually sees the other party as the one, a childhood playmate who can go to the back of the public toilet with firecrackers and blow up the, plus the other party's personality that is not like a girl at all, and Xiao Chu can't make him see him as an ordinary girl.
"Because I'm so excited! The thought of starting my journey to the Hive's Higher Education College today made me feel like I couldn't sleep! ”
Today is the first day after the bar mig. Originally, starting today, it was only two months of autumn break for students, and the start of the college will be after the fall break.
And if you want to go to the college of higher learning, there will be a special car to pick you up, after all, it is indeed a little far away from the hive, although there is no danger on the road, but it is not a distance that two students can easily cross.
But these two bold guys unanimously decided to use their own strength to go to the academy, and at first the teacher called Blood Butterfly disagreed, but neither parent expressed any objections. Xiaoxian just let Xiaochu do it, but Sylvie's father laughed heartily and said, 'This is my daughter, and my father also went to school back then.' 'That's the case.
Sylvie's father. It's a very famous guardian knight.,Although it's a little lacking in cultural knowledge.,But it's the guy who has the best combat effectiveness among the guardian knights.。 Coupled with that bold personality, probably Sylvie will become one of the school's seven weirdos. It is inseparable from this father.
So in the end, the two refused the school bus that came to pick them up, and planned to start on the first day after the coming-of-age ceremony and walk for two months to the hive's higher college.
"Probably not! You haven't slept all night! ”
Look at the dark circles under the other person's eye sockets. Xiao Chu asked this question, which is definitely the correct answer.
"Yes, yes! Because the thought of being able to adventure along the way makes me feel calm! ”
Looking at Sylvie's excited appearance, Xiao Chu knew that this guy couldn't calm down now, but he was still wearing wet pajamas, if he caught a cold, I am afraid that this trip would not be able to start!
"I know you're excited, but now please get out, if this stupid owner continues to wear wet clothes, you'll have to take the school bus to report to school."
The reason why I know about the school bus and the school is because I can independently acquire knowledge through the Magic News Network, although I can't completely acquire all the common sense in one night, but I can still master general things, such as the process of children's general education, and all the information related to their masters.
Although this world has magic, it is not backward in science and technology, and magic and science are perfectly combined, making people's living standards far more advanced and comfortable than the pure magical world.
Even in the small town where Xiaochu and they lived, high-rise buildings are not a very rare thing, and even those personal vehicles that can easily fly in the sky have long been popularized in every family, and only the war has not been far away from this new world, and the contradictions and conflicts between various races are the cancer that affects people's normal life.
Calmly driving out Xiaochu's nemesis Sylvie, the man closed the door and turned to face his master, and kept getting closer.
"Rumors? I'm going to change my clothes, so please go out too! I can do it myself! ”
Looking at the approaching words, Xiao Chu felt a sense of danger, although he couldn't see anything on his delicate and expressionless little face.
"Changing clothes for the owner is something I have to do as a life puppet, so it's cheaper for you, the perverted master."
This is the program that has been engraved in the main element of the puppet, and the current mantra has long since lost its soul, and the reason why it can still act like this is only because it has been written into a more advanced intelligent program in advance.
The real rumors have become the closest to Gaia in Valhalla, they are Gaia's right-hand men, and it is impossible for them to leave Valhalla casually.
"That...... I can really do it myself. ”
Xiao Chu's insistence made Mu Yan stop, and just when he thought he had finally convinced the other party, Mu Yan said something that made Xiao Chu almost hit the wall.
"This is part of the meaning of my life as a puppet, and you can't deprive me of the meaning of my existence as a puppet. Also, I think how can you be shy in front of a doll, you should show that I'm happy to show your body in front of a beautiful doll. For example, my big beep is already unbearable, which is more in line with a bian state of self-cultivation. So to sum up, it can be summed up in one sentence, that is! The bian state is hypocrisy! (To be continued.) )
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