The nurse knew that the two of us were full of tongues and stared at the poor vernacular (Northeast dialect: nonsense, nonsense), but as the saying goes, you don't hit the smiling person, and when she saw the two of us smiling at each other, the nurse laid us with her fingers and said no example, and then walked out of the intensive care unit.

After the nurse left, the fat man and I looked at each other, hehe, Naole. Enough fun, the fat man kicked me with his foot: "Eh, what you just said is true or false?" ”

"Fuck, you know best if it's really fake, ah, the middle and middle of your family are on the back of the head, fuck." I look at the fat man, and they all say that this person's IQ becomes lower as soon as he falls in love, and it seems that at least it is applicable to fat people.

"I didn't say that, what I said was what you just said, skin-to-skin blind date, is it really fake?" The fat man looked at me with unwillingness.

"Oh, you say this, yes, no." I looked at the fat man with a serious and frightened face, and I felt very funny.

"What?" The fat man didn't understand what I meant, his face was full of big question marks and small question marks, and the whole family of question marks opened patty.

"Yes and no." I deliberately made him anxious.

"Don't show your face, I'll have to beat your again." The fat man pounced on me and was about to choke me by the neck.

I hurriedly begged for mercy, to be honest, the reason why the fat man and I made this play was not that the two of us were heartless and not anxious about Lin Feier's condition, but that each other was psychologically decompressed, otherwise, all the anxiety, worries and other bad emotions of the two of us were all accumulated in our hearts, and sooner or later we would have problems, and maybe we would be depressed.

With such a fuss, both of us can at least have a little crack in our hearts, and we can continue to bear the hardships and responsibilities that need to be endured.

When the fuss was over, the fat man and I lay on the floor on all fours, and the fat man kicked me with his foot: "Tell me what else you can do?" ”

I smiled bitterly: ", what else can I do, there is only one way left to initiate Daigo." ”

"With your current physical strength, is it okay?" The fat man looked at me worriedly.

"Why don't you go up?" I gave the fat man a blank look, "Clean up the useless ozone layer." ”

After hearing this, the fat man hurriedly waved his hand: "Yes, if you want to say that God beats me, if you want to do these tricks of drawing talismans and chanting spells, you should come." ”

"Don't worry, the mountain people have their own tricks, and there are people and land above me." I watched the fat man blink and deliberately sell off.

"If you don't brag about it, you won't eat dumplings, right? There are still people on it, dead people, who have been crushed by ghosts? The fat man scolded me with a smile.

"Hey, the shaft is not enough and strategic." I looked at the fat man with a look of hatred for iron and steel, and shook my head again and again.

However, after discovering that the fat man was trying to play "Dehel" (a Mongolian wrestling term) with me again, I explained: "I have a soul left by Uncle Lin in my body, and I begged him to help." ”

"That old lanar of the Blue Road, can he do it?" The fat man knew the details of Uncle Lin, but he really didn't have confidence in him.

"Hey, open your mouth for three points, it's enough if you don't give it, try it." Ever since I played in the tomb twice and fugued with Uncle Lin in my mind, I felt that Uncle Lin was a blue liar or not, but he was full of experience, and this was what the fat man and I lacked the most. So, I want to hear Uncle Lin's opinion on Lin Fei'er's coma.

"But, why did you see Uncle Lin?" The fat man questioned again.

"Ah, don't worry about this, as long as I'm confused, Uncle Lin will naturally appear." I said casually.

"Ah, that's easy, brother help you." As he spoke, the fat man picked up a glass bottle of glucose and walked around behind me.

"Tell me, what are you going to do?" I guarded the back of my head and turned around vigilantly to question the fat man.

"If I cut off a bottle, you will be confused." The fat man looked at me with a wicked smile on his hand as he held the glucose bottle in his hand.

"Fuck, I'm confused when I look at you, I feel like the sea." I was so angry that the fat man snatched the glucose bottle in his hand, and my liver hurt with anger.

"Go, watch at the door, don't let the nurse come in and disturb my Dharma Body." After I propped the fat man to the door, I was relieved to meditate cross-legged and enter a state of chaos and selflessness that seemed to be asleep but not asleep, and seemed to be awake but not awake.

Half-asleep and half-awake, I came to a white world, with nothing around me, just the white and flawless color of the sea and the sky.

I was walking around in a panic when I saw Uncle Lin walking out of the white fog with an impatient face, hunched over his shoulders, like a skinny drug addict, but his expression was obscene and flamboyant, and his complexion was quite good.

Before I could speak, Uncle Lin opened his mouth unhappily, and still looked like an old liar: "What are you doing, when you go to relatives, come to me if you have nothing to do, play?" ”

"What's that, cough cough, Uncle Lin, that's the case, I'm in trouble again, isn't this your old way and experience, do you want to ask you to show me a good way to run a boat." As soon as I said these sycophants, I really scratched Uncle Lin's itchy flesh, which made him very useful.

"This is your kid right, your uncle and I were also famous, rich and virtuous in the rivers and lakes back then, if it weren't for ...... Hey, what are you doing with this, you kid say it, and what bad things do I want to do, declare in advance, I'm just a Mr. Yin and Yang, if you make someone's belly bigger, go to the hospital as soon as possible, and ask the five ghosts to transfer the fetus This spell is too damaging to Yin Virtue, I won't do it. "Uncle Lin is talking about gourds and scoops, and he is also making a whole fuss, I really don't know what mess he thinks about all day long.

I was so angry with him, but I didn't dare to squeeze him, so I had to swallow my anger and briefly recount the strange incident of Lin Fei'er's unprovoked coma.

After hearing this, Uncle Lin swept away the cynical and treacherous rogue appearance on his face, and after closing his eyes and contemplating for a while, he slowly opened his eyes and said, "I'll teach you a method, go back and try it, maybe it will work." ”

After saying that, Uncle Lin attached it to my ear and passed me a few spells, telling me that if I do it like this, I might be able to get miraculous results.

After listening to the method that Uncle Lin told me, I was skeptical, and I was deeply skeptical of the so-called exclusive secret of this veteran Landao old liar.

Probably seeing my suspicions, Uncle Lin stretched out his hand and gave me a big-necked slip: "I don't know what to do, if it weren't for the master-apprentice relationship between you and Li Shiqi, I would teach you for free?" Not only do you not know how to repay the fuck, but you dare to say in your stomach that I am an old liar of the Blue Road, and I really deserve to be beaten. ”

I also felt obediently, and hurriedly said good words: "Oh, look at what you said, where do I dare, I just feel that I have suddenly learned such a profound spell, and I don't believe that my luck will be so good, yes, that's it, it's exciting, excited, hehe"

"Okay, don't fix this vain thing, hurry back to Jakesh after finishing your work, give me more money, a house and a car, by the way, and big girls, how many of them, it's better to have Japanese, obedient." Uncle Lin couldn't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf for long, and immediately showed his lustful and money-obsessed dead nature.

"Okay, let's go back in a daze, what are you still grinding here?" Uncle Lin saw that I was still standing there and smirking, so he gave an eviction order.

", is this my brain good, I don't spend money to live in vain and I'm poor, you old cabbage gang, old scoundrel......" I muttered without a sound while nodding at Uncle Lin with a flattering smile.

"What are you doing, kid, are you scolding me in your heart?" Uncle Lin was suspicious and looked at me with a vigilant look in his eyes.

"Hey, where do I dare, I am praising you in my heart for your good looks, good spirits, and living like a goblin, blessed." I nodded and muttered.

"Ah, ah, haha, this is thanks to the soul bead you swallowed, it's really good, your uncle and I stay in it, it's warm in winter and cool in summer, it can also help cultivate and nourish a mouthful of immortal true qi, good, really good." As Uncle Lin spoke, he drifted away and disappeared into the white mist.

I was standing there, just thinking about how to go back, when I felt my feet sink, and suddenly my whole body continued to fall, and I exclaimed, and suddenly woke up.

When I woke up, I saw me lying on the ground with a dirty handkerchief in my mouth, and the fat man was sitting beside me worried.

I spit out the thing in my mouth that looked like a rag in a restaurant, and asked the fat man in a bit of a daze, "Am I dizzy again?" ”

"Ah, it's dizzy, and without warning, it's pumping, I said, are you really crazy, or why don't you say smoke?" Looking at the fat man's expression, he expressed serious concern about my physical condition.

", if I have a goat madness, I won't be able to take care of the physical examination when I take the police academy." I squinted at the fat man, crying and laughing.

"Oh, no wonder you put a handkerchief in my mouth...... No, where did you get that thing? I pointed to the "rich" handkerchief on the ground and expressed serious concern.

"Ah, because you pumped too suddenly, I didn't have time to look for anything, so I temporarily used the handkerchief in my trouser pocket, it's all brothers, you don't have to be grateful, hehe" The fat man picked up the handkerchief on the ground, wiped his nose very casually, and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.

I started to stir in my stomach and tore his heart alive.

However, I really don't have time to fight with the fat man, because I am afraid that after a long time, I will forget the spell that Uncle Lin called me, so I decided to let the dead fat man who caused me to eat snot for the time being.

I immediately told the fat man what Uncle Lin had told me just now, and the fat man was also stunned and a little vague.

"Will this work?" The fat man took out the hateful handkerchief and began to wipe his nose again.

I looked at the handkerchief that had just been "temporarily" in my mouth hatefully, and then said to the fat man: "Brother, we are in trouble now, the Tian team has not yet landed, and Lin Fei'er has this incident again, so we have no way to retreat, so we can only hurry forward." ”

The fat man nodded wordlessly, and began to tidy up the place to make room for me.