After ten o'clock in the evening, I got up and went to the place where the incident occurred, and when I was about to walk out of the door, I turned back to Wu Yong and said: "I said Xiao Yongzi, you can cheer me up, don't be rude to your brother when you arrive, you are still here to watch a good show." ”

"How do you know that people will insult you, maybe people will run away in fright after seeing you, you must know that you are a ghost." Wu Yong was very disdainful of me.

I said seriously: "With my man's sixth sense, I can guarantee that this ghost must be a very beautiful female ghost lady, and with my charm, I may start a cross-species romantic love." ”

Wu Yong didn't pay attention to me anymore and turned his head when I didn't save zài, angry I also thought I was air, forget an adult has a lot of knowledge that is not with you, I turned around and went to the elevator in a chic way, from now on I will keep taking the elevator until the ghost appears, in short, no matter who you are, please come out and trouble me quickly, the fragrant little fresh meat is here Hurry up.

All in all, and anyway, I don't know what this guy thinks.,Dude, I've been on the elevator for an hour.,Dead thing hasn't shown up yet.,What kind of trouble is this?,Is buddy so terrible.。

After waiting for half an hour and not coming, buddy stopped playing, and after another ten minutes, I was already numb after I reached the highest floor of the inpatient department, and I was just about to reach out and press the button on the first floor, when a pair of young men and women rushed in.

The man apologized, "I'm sorry. ”

I didn't care and said, "It's okay, the elevator isn't mine." ”

In fact, I knew their identities the moment they came in, and my eyes have not been closed since the night, both of them are ghosts, but what I can't think of is that the murderer is not one, but now I can't be sure that these two are murderers.

After pressing the button on the first floor, I felt a little wrong after a while, why is the speed of this elevator so slow, you must know that this inpatient department only has seven floors, from the seventh floor to the first floor, how to say that it should be a minute to arrive, but I didn't show it and took out my mobile phone and pretended to be on the Internet and didn't pay attention.

The female ghost looked at me and said, "I heard that there have been a lot of homicides in this elevator recently, do you know what's going on?" ”

I didn't raise my head and said, "What's the matter, could it be that you two killed it?" Besides, what does the life or death of those people have to do with me. After saying this, I immediately felt inward, my brother's acting skills are so good that he can win the Oscar for Best Actor, and if I can't be a Taoist priest in the future, I can consider changing careers to become an actor.

The male ghost said, "How do you know that we killed it?" Do you see, it seems that we only kill people and kill our mouths, brother, don't blame my brother for being ruthless, only blame you for knowing too much. ”

Hearing this, my eyelids jumped, why does my brother think this sentence is so familiar I seem to have heard it somewhere, but now is not the time to think about this.

I said perfunctorily: "Yes, I still heard this sentence from a child this morning, please, big brother, don't be so old-fashioned, we are not small, this kind of movie plot to hell with him." ”

"I said we were ghosts," the female ghost laughed and groaned, "Do you believe it or not?" Or do you think we're lying to you. ”

"Don't tease the eldest sister, if the ghosts are as beautiful as you, I can see them every day." I'll do the same for acting.

"So what?" As he spoke, the male ghost twisted his head off.

I lit a cigarette (the protagonist is a smoker, please refer to the first chapter) looked at him and flickered: "Why, if you want to scare me, you can't scare me, brother, I haven't experienced any wind and waves, I haven't seen anything, how long have you been a ghost, will you be a ghost, do you want me to introduce a ghost school to you, let you learn how to be a qualified ghost in the 21st century, twist your head off, it's outdated, you should dig out two kidneys, right?" ”

The female ghost approached the male ghost and said, "My dear, I don't think this guy is afraid of ghosts at all." ”

"Beauty, in fact, ghosts have nothing to be afraid of, to be honest, ghosts have always been afraid of me, and I am nicknamed Ghost Sorrow." I looked at the female ghost with a smile.

The female ghost looked at me and smiled at her in disgust and said, "Hey, it's so disgusting and funny." “

I'm smiling all over the place, and you're really thinking of yourself as a person.

The male ghost put his head back and frowned, "Just in case the night is long and dreamy, I will kill him immediately." "As he spoke, the two ghosts attacked me.

I was guarding against the two of them from the beginning, seeing them immediately block the attack of the two of them with their arms, and since I had put a charm or something on my body beforehand, the two of them immediately flew out as if they were loaded on a train.

I scolded in my heart, "Damn, a ghost without a physical body is trouble." ”

Fortunately, in fact, the elevator did not run at the beginning, a simple trick of ghost blinding, in fact, the people they killed before should have used ghosts to cover their eyes to make the deceased think that the elevator has been going down, in fact, the elevator has not been running, and after a while they are pretending to remind the deceased that the elevator has not arrived, and the deceased's attention has been attracted by this incident at this time, and they took the opportunity to do something that ordinary people think is very scary, such as the head just now, the deceased will have a great chance of being scared to death in an instant, Even if they weren't scared to death on the spot, they had follow-ups.

I opened the elevator door and saw that the two of them had just gotten up from the ground, and I rushed up to seal their den, and they reacted and immediately dodged it.

The female ghost looked at me and said, "Who are you, a Taoist priest or a monk." ”

I looked at her with interest: "Have you ever seen such a handsome bald donkey as me?" Of course, I am a Taoist priest, and as an outstanding Taoist priest in the 21st century, it is necessary for me to let you realize the strength of Taoist priests. ”

The male ghost said disdainfully: "To put it bluntly, the Taoist priest is just a magic stick, do you think we are afraid of you?" ”

"You can try it and you will know, you can experience my strength for yourself." After I finished speaking, my face was full of cows, and his uncle was always discouraged from my enthusiasm during this time, and finally my brother could speak so arrogantly again.

After hearing this, the male ghost didn't come up and fight with me, but pulled the female ghost to turn his head and run, your self-esteem, what about your pride, why is it so arrogant just now, what is it doing is different from what you say, this is the so-called saying one thing and doing another.

Wow, hurry up and chase after you, but it's a shame if something happens to the inpatient department. They saw that I was running faster, and I had to chase after me desperately.

They ran down the stairs, I was chasing them behind, and suddenly killed a horse pistol, and the two ghosts attacked me with four hands, I hurriedly dodged and dodged, who knew that they were just a tentative attack, seeing that I dodged the two ghosts, their hands sent out a wave of yin qi towards me. (To be continued.) )