Chapter 508: Seeing Ghosts Eating Mud

readx;?“ Fuck off, you're fucking hungry, you're here to eat mixed rice, aren't you? Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Zhuo Fan Er was so angry that he was speechless, looked at me helplessly, sighed and asked: "You eat yin and yang rice, then do you think, is there anything wrong here, help buddy, give some ideas first." ”

"Don't be embarrassed for me, Fan Er, to be honest, these things are really tricky, me and the fat man are also confused, I don't know why, what, you let us calm down, take a good look at our thoughts, if there are clues, we will inform you, is it." I looked at Zhuo Faner and said in a sincere tone.

This time, I really wasn't fooling Zhuo Faner, but what I said in my heart, the fat man and I really didn't know what to do right now, and we were waiting for Uncle Li to come out in the evening, first hating us so much that he scolded us, and then he had to give us some guidance.

Zhuo Fan looked at me for a while, and sighed: "I believe what you said is true, then what, I'll send a car to send you back, call me when you think of something, well, sign the notice of unnatural death, by the way, can you represent the family of the deceased." ”

", it's just a little bit of a trembling, this deceased man has become my father-in-law, do you say I'm qualified, hehe" I looked at Zhuo Fan Er with a self-deprecating smile, and the smile was very bitter.

Zhuo Fan Er was stunned, obviously he didn't expect that I still had such a relationship with Han Jinsong and Ziye, and wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say it, just patted me on the back, and everything was silent.

I signed the notice of unnatural death and handed it to Zhuo Faner, who sandwiched the paper that exuded a cold breath of death into the file, looked up at me, and just wanted to say something, a young criminal policeman didn't even knock on the door, so he crashed in: "Captain, I just received a report, Xiaogushan, and found another male corpse......

"What." Zhuo Faner was about to get angry at the reckless behavior of the criminal policeman, but as soon as he heard the words of the criminal policeman, his face immediately changed, and his hand habitually reached for the phone on the table, ready to ask for a car to go to the scene.

As soon as I saw that there was another case, I said hello to Zhuo Faner with interest, and left his office, Zhuo Faner didn't keep me because he was in a hurry to go to the scene, nodded and said, "Call if you have something", which is a farewell to me.

Leaving the office building of the Serious Crime Brigade, I took a taxi back to the clinic, and saw the fat man sitting alone in the living room and sighing and fighting the landlord.

I dragged the fat man from the computer to the sofa and told the fat man everything that Zhuo Faner asked me just now.

", this grandson's head is not in vain, ordinary people really can't deal with him, hehe" After listening to my story, the fat man couldn't help but praise Zhuo Faner in a unique Wang language.

"Okay, you can keep these pieces of soup and say them to Zhuo Faner in person, let's discuss it, what should we do next?" I asked the fat man with a smack, uncertain.

"Do you want to hear the truth?" The fat man changed his posture to a more comfortable position, looked at me with an unpredictable face, and pouted his teeth, "That is, to respond to all changes with the same, everything will be discussed in the long term after Uncle Li comes back in the evening, hehe"

"...... Pure. "I looked at the fat man with a look of virtue on his face, and my eyes were green with anger.

There was nothing to say for a day, just to eat and sleep, and at night, Ziye moved to my bedroom to sleep with my mother because she was not worried about her mother, and I moved a box of canned beer because I had something in my heart, and in the living room, a landlord and a news watcher relied on time.

Before I knew it, when the fat man and I both started yawning, we saw that the old-fashioned wall clock on the wall, which looked like a relic of the Cultural Revolution, was almost 12 o'clock in the morning.

"Well, the ghost door is closed, if Uncle Li can come, he should have planted a flute in the sewer by this time, hehe" The fat man looked at the wall clock, pinched the empty can of beer in his hand, and smiled lazily.

"It should be, I see, our master who has done his best and died, he must have set up a big lady in the underworld recently, and he was so sick that his waist and knees were sore, or his legs and feet were so slow, hehe" I thought of seeing Uncle Li soon, and my mood was the same as that of a fat man, there was an irrepressible excitement and expectation, this dead old bulb, he has this kind of magic, so that we love and think about him, but we can't hate it.

This is probably a natural feeling that they have long regarded each other as relatives.

I sighed and looked at the wall clock, wondering how time was passing so slowly.

It was close to one o'clock in the morning, when the fat man and I were a little confused, and we both saw a red cockroach popping up on the floor out of thin air, and that guy was like a cockroach migrating.

At first, the fat man and I thought we were sleepy, but when we looked at it again, we couldn't help but feel excited, mom, the red cockroaches on the floor were a finger thick, and I and the fat man had goosebumps on our bodies, which was really cold.

However, the cockroaches seemed to be very orderly, and did not just burrow into dark and damp corners like ordinary cockroaches, but divided into many thin snake-like teams on the floor very regularly, and then entered the walls, and seemed to go to other people's homes.

The fat man and I immediately understood that these cockroaches should be cockroach messengers shot out of the underworld, and they were to reply to Mr. Yin and Yang, who can pass through the yin in the yang world.

With this in mind, the fat man and I jumped back to the ground from the couch barefoot, and looked at the floor, which had been restored in an instant, and four red cockroaches were shaking their tentacles and grinning at me and the fat man.

The fat man and I crouched down and approached one of the cockroaches, and was about to reach out to pinch the guy, but I didn't want the guy to spew a black plume of smoke at our fingers, and I felt as if my fingers had been pricked by a thin needle, and I couldn't help but make a sound in pain.

The fat man was not spared, he was also shot by black smoke, and he began to shake his hands and scold the street in pain.

"him, what's going on, what's going on, why are you still playing with chemical weapons,." The fat man looked at the four Underworld cockroaches with their teeth and claws, as if they were demonstrating with us, and muttered to himself.

"Hehe, I understand, his grandmother's, these things are the same as the deacon Cui who wants money, this is our errand, I'm really convinced, why is money worship in the underworld so rampant, can this still be mixed!" As soon as I saw that the four cockroach messengers would not leave, and refused to cooperate with us, I immediately remembered that money could make ghosts grind, and I immediately understood that these cockroach messengers were going to knock on the bamboo poles of me and the fat man, waiting for us to give benefits.

Realizing this, I was angry and funny, but although our clinic was almost surrounded by walls, there was no shortage of paper money, paper figures, cinnabar and the like, so the fat man and I took out a bundle of paper money, found an iron laundry tub, and began to incinerate the paper money.

Looking at the flickering flames in the iron laundry tub, the four underworld cockroaches became very restless, and even made a cricket-like sound of wing rubbing, and then the four guys scrambled into the brazier.

The fat man exclaimed: "Your sister, you fucking told us what Uncle Li asked you to bring first, isn't this fucking bullshit, hey." ”

I was also shocked, hurriedly looked into the brazier, and found that after the four cockroaches jumped into the brazier, the flames that were originally red and yellow mixed suddenly turned into dark green like ghost fire, and the faces of me and the fat man were also reflected in a ghostly green, and the lights in the entire living room flashed for a while, and suddenly went out, and the small space was filled with gloomy green fluorescence.

At this moment, the four cockroaches rolled in the paper ash, and after a puff of gray smoke and dust, they disappeared, and only four black balls like cicada chrysalis were left in the paper ash.

Out of curiosity, I reached for the balls, and strangely, when the dark green flames touched my skin, instead of feeling the burning pain, I felt a chill, a chill even far greater than the Arctic ice cap, which could only be found in Hades, where there had never been the intervention of yang energy in the past.

The fat man looked at me with a sigh of anger in his mouth: "What the hell, it looks like mud." ”

"It's not an elephant, it's mud, haven't you heard that ghosts can transmit sound through the air when they eat mud,." By this time, I had learned the secret of these cockroach messengers, so I picked up the four pieces of mud in my hand and put them in my mouth.

"Fuck, you really eat, what does it taste like, hehe" The fat man looked at me with a frown, disgusting and curious.

"Saqima, do you eat it, give it all to you,." With mud in my mouth, I slurred a slurred curse for the fat man and closed my mouth.

In the mouth, there is no earthy smell of the earthy teeth of the earthy earth, but it is filled with a strong smell of burning paper, but this smell does not really come from the burning paper in the brazier, but from another netherworld, that is, the underworld.

This is a cold land from the underworld, full of the smell of death.

When I closed my eyes, I felt that my whole body began to feel cold, as if I was in a wet and cold gray mist, and at the same time, a familiar voice was like a Sanskrit sound, piercing through the fog and entering my eardrums.

"Xiao Kai, Yifei, your message has been received by the teacher, cough cough, two little kings and eight lambs, you are fucking stupid, Tian Lao Ghost and Yin Da Laizi dig a pit, you can jump, finish the calf thing...... Forget it, time is pressing, I'll get you back when the meets,! By the way, the teacher has a very urgent task in the underworld, and I can't get out to see you for the time being, don't be brutal, Li Mao, this donkey is not easy to deal with, his Taoism is far from being as loose as you see, don't make a tiger, especially Yifei, you have to fucking have a long heart, you know no, what are you, hurry up to Tian Lao Ghost and Yin Da Laizi for help, damn it, they fucking hide behind and pull the calves, let my two cubs play stupidly in front, what jb thing...... Ahem, this, don't broadcast this paragraph, what, you two have been careful lately, I pushed a hexagram for you, it's not good, be careful in everything, remember, I'll hurry back, I'm really worried about you, alas......"

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