Chapter 504: Aftermath
South Korea's entertainment programs have been very good in recent years, and many popular variety shows in China are imported from South Korea's copyright, these buddies can't control it, and they can't get in the way of me, you want to engage in supernatural programs, and it's hard to rectify in South Korea, but you can't even ask a clear question, and you have to accept an old Chinese ghost who has never done evil, and it's so embarrassing, I can't stand it, why?
So even if the old ghost strangled Tian Zhongxiao, the buddy would never make a move, just wait to see the excitement, the old ghost was furious, and choked Tian Zhongxiao's neck, Ya's tongue stretched out, and in a hurry, he spit out the blood on the tip of the tongue, the old ghost floated, and the moment he avoided the blood on the tip of the tongue, Tian Zhongxiao broke free from the old ghost's hands, turned around and ran, but the bridge is so big, not even thirty meters long, and five or six meters wide, can you still hide there?
Hiding to the railing, there is nowhere to hide, the old ghost grabbed it again, or the old trick to pinch the neck, Tian Zhongxiao is really scared, there is no way to hide, and he jumped down the railing with a strange scream, and the rest of the staff are still shooting there, the old ghost forced Tian Zhongxiao away, and chased after him, Tian Zhongxiao jumped down from our side, so the girl ran to us.
Feng Qingyang slapped hard for fear that the world would not be chaotic, and shouted loudly: "Okay, wonderful!" ”
The old ghost chased after him angrily, and wanted to pinch Tian Zhongxiao's neck, Tian Zhongxiao hid behind me in a panic, the old ghost was a little red-eyed, thinking that we were in a group with Tian Zhongxiao, and grabbed it towards the neck of the buddy, so can I let him catch it, use the soul card to block, a dodge. Tian Zhongxiao, who was behind him, said, "I'm watching the excitement." You go on. ”
Actually, the buddy is quite kind, and he didn't fall into the ground. But you are hiding behind me, can you still make people watch the excitement? As soon as I hid, Tian Zhongxiao was a thief, and he hid with me, still behind me, and his mother took advantage of this kung fu to recite a mantra: "Ganyao Taiyi, the essence of fire." Drive lightning and electricity, and cut down the spirits. Soaring five mountains, ten thousand total clouds. Slay the gods and destroy the ghosts. Fire Spirit. Haste as a law. ”
This is to use me as a shield, recover and fight with the old ghost, the old ghost is also stupid, still at me, I shouted: "Crazy, stop me!" "As soon as I turned around, I kicked Mr. Tian Zhongxiao, I didn't expect me to do it, and I immediately kicked it out. Feng Qingyang was originally shouting to fight with the old ghost, but Li Yiling smoked a cigarette and shouted to the two of us: "Crazy, Mr. Lang, get out of the way." Don't delay Mr. Tian to fight ghosts! ”
Feng Qingyang and I obediently hid aside, Tian Zhongxiao was not stupid, he knew that he would not be able to please tonight. I turned around and ran, I thought the old ghost had to catch up. Who knew that the old ghost didn't chase after him and floated back to the stone bridge. The staff filming on the stone bridge were a little overwhelmed, and the camera turned around and continued to shoot.
The old ghost is protecting the bridge, floating over and reaching out to pinch the staff's neck, I don't know if these staff have opened their eyes, and I don't know if their lenses have been specially treated, but as soon as the old ghost floated back, it was obviously frightened to the staff on the bridge, exclaimed, pulled out his legs and ran, and the equipment was gone.
A good shooting scene was a mess, and it ran away without a trace in an instant, even the bus drove away, this farce came and went quickly, and only four of us were left standing in place stupidly for a long time, I hurriedly asked Liuliu: "It's all filmed, right?" ”
"Don't worry, Brother Lang, it's all filmed, take a look." I got next to Liuliu's camera, played it back, everything was shot clearly, even the kick I kicked Tian Zhongxiao was very clear, if this was played, the frightened signboard was probably smashed, but what does it have to do with me? I'm just a spectator, just a showman.
"Good, good job! Liuliu, keep shooting, now it's our buddy's turn to play! "I patted Liuliu on the shoulder, I was very satisfied with his shooting, I think so, since the fright can't be solved, and our brothers took action and solved the old ghost's matter, is it a slap in the face?
Of course forget it, and it's still a snap...... That, so it is necessary for me to solve the matter of the old ghost, take a picture and slap my face in the show, so I looked at Li Yiling and said, "Little brother, go over and have a look?" ”
"Mr. Lang, you are Chiguoguo's slap in the face, you have learned badly!" Li Yiling smoked a cigarette and looked at me very sadly. "Don't talk nonsense, as if my buddies have learned well......" I also took out a cigarette and lit it, grabbed the soul card, and walked towards the bridge, the brothers all followed, don't blame the buddies for being relaxed, it's really an old ghost, although it's a hundred-year-old ghost, but it's really not fierce, a few of us go out casually, it won't take three or five minutes to clean up, not to mention the three of them joining forces, then there is no suspense.
The old ghost forced everyone away, standing on the bridge and looking into the distance melancholy, the little back was too desolate, but as long as I didn't go to the bridge, the old ghost didn't exist at all, but as soon as I stepped on the stone bridge, the old ghost turned his head, looked at us fiercely, and screamed: "This is my bridge, get down." ”
The water vapor on the old ghost's body is too heavy, and he must have drowned, but he didn't look for a stand-in, and he didn't go to the cycle of life and death, so he guarded a bridge and was melancholy, which really made me wonder, I suddenly remembered a story, a story about the epilogue, the source is "Zhuangzi? Thief
The story is that in the country of Lu, there is a man named Osheng who met a young and beautiful girl. The two fell in love at first sight, a gentleman and a lady, and a private engagement for life. However, the girl's parents disliked the poor family and resolutely opposed this family business. In order to pursue love and happiness, the girl decided to elope behind her parents' back and return to her hometown in Qufu with her last child. On that day, the two agreed to meet by a wooden bridge outside Hancheng, and they both flew away.
At dusk, Oyu came to the bridge early to wait. Unexpectedly, suddenly dark clouds were thick, the wind roared, thunder and lightning flashed, and the torrential rain poured down. Soon the flash flood broke out, and the rolling river swept in the sediment, flooding the bridge deck, not past Oyu's knees, and the bridge deck outside the city, not to be seen, Oyu remembered the oath with the girl; Looking around at the vast water world, there is no trace of the girl. But he didn't leave an inch, clinging to the bridge pillars and was drowned alive.
Looking at the old man's melancholy energy, he has been dead for so long and still guarding the bridge, could it be that he is the last child? But it's not right, the old man is from the Qing Dynasty, wearing a coat, and his head is still braided, and the tail is a person in the Spring and Autumn Period, thousands of years apart, could it be that this old man is also an infatuation like the tail student? Agreed that the girl was going on a date on the bridge to elope, but the girl didn't come, and the flood came, drowning the old man?
It's not right, the old man is in his fifties, and he has grandchildren at this age in the Qing Dynasty, and he is still frowning, can the girl of that family take a fancy to him? I didn't understand why I didn't hear the old ghost scaring us, but said to him, "Old man, do you know that you are dead?" If you have any unfulfilled wishes, you can tell me, I will help you solve it, so nostalgic in the world, guarding a dilapidated stone bridge is not a thing. ”
"You don't have to worry about my business, get off my bridge!" The old man floated towards me viciously, he didn't appreciate my kindness at all, a little toasting and not eating and drinking, and stretched out his hand to pinch my neck, but buddy is not Tian Zhongxiao, you said that pinching can make you choke? Just about to give him a soul card, Feng Qingyang screamed: "Liuliu, shoot handsome for buddies, Mr. Lang, look at buddies' ......"
Shouting and screaming, he rushed over, Feng Qingyang came to work on Friday, and became a buddy's assistant, I was kind of corrected for him, but after a few things, I made myself more embarrassed, especially after the broadcast of the heavy-duty ghost, Feng Qingyang's performance was very eye-catching, and the audience gave him a nickname, and Mr. Lang invited him to commemorate!
So Feng Qingyang has been holding back to fight a turnaround battle, he is really not afraid of hardship, not afraid of tiredness, there are ghosts rushing to get up, without hesitation, reciting the mantra: "Marshal Jinlun, the order is carried out." Talismans are everywhere to kill evil culprits. The iron rope is firmly bound, and Mo Ling is in the west and east. The iron whip is applied, and the ghosts and gods are gone. Om all wheels, all wheels are soothing. Haste as a law. ”
The black wolf in his hand went to the old ghost, and he came quite violently, bumped into me, knocked me away, and saw that he meant that he wanted to have a wonderful fight with the old ghost first, and then accept the old ghost, and get a little bit in front of the national audience, I was also helpless, so meet him, hide to the side, Liuliu held the camera and followed the wind Qingyang.
Who knew that the wind was clear, and the black fluorene was also raised, and before he could make a move, Li Yiling made a move, remembered the thousand catties, and shouted at the old ghost as urgent as a law! The old ghost had stretched out his hand to grab Feng Qingyang's neck, but this time it came down too suddenly, and his hands were raised and fixed on the bridge, looking like a zombie.
Feng Qingyang didn't have time to retract, a black fluorene hit the old ghost, the black gas on the old ghost's body was steaming, screaming miserably, his body was light, Feng Qingyang staggered, and asked Li Yiling blankly: "Little brother, what does this mean?" ”
"Solve it early, go home and sleep early, what nonsense!"
"No, I just made a move...... Feng Qingyang was crooked, Li Yiling didn't pay attention to him, walked to the old ghost, took off the yellow talisman that Feng Qingyang had thrown on her back before, and asked softly: "Why do you want to stay in the world and be reluctant to leave?" If you want to say, we can still help, if you don't say it, I don't mind taking you and sending you directly to the Netherworld, your wish will never come true, do you say it or not? ”
The old ghost has been dead for more than a hundred years, and he is still guarding the bridge, his obsession must be very deep, and he also felt that a few of us were different from the previous Mr. Tian Zhongxiao, so he drooped his old face and said, "I said!" (To be continued......)
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