Chapter Forty-Eight: The Boy's Urine
The sudden sound made Wang Shaoyi startled, and at the moment when he wanted to turn around, Wang Mengmeng suddenly used all his strength to shout: "Don't look!" β
Wang Shaoyi's body moved to the left and slammed it, then turned back and looked at Wang Mengmeng suspiciously.
Wang Mengmeng's face was still pale, but she looked very shy, she shrunk her neck and lowered her head slightly, her voice was as small as a mosquito, and she closed her eyes and asked shyly: "Shaoyi, are you still a virgin?" β
Wang Shaoyi was startled when he heard this, and for a moment he felt petrified. What an unspeakable question this is, or from the mouth of Wang Mengmeng, who is so afraid of being shy.
"That's... I'm still... It's true! Wang Shaoyi replied in a sincere and affirmative tone.
"You... You go and pee some on the side and wipe it on the eyes of all of them, quickly..."Wang Mengmeng suddenly said urgently.
Wang Shaoyi thought that he had misheard for a while, and stood in place without any movement.
Wang Mengmeng felt that Wang Shaoyi was still staying in place, and immediately added: "The boy's urine can break this illusion, hurry up, Mr. Liao and they turned around in front, and they should have been recruited by now." β
Hearing Wang Mengmeng say this, Wang Shaoyi stopped inking, moved two steps to the right, pulled out the sleeve of his right hand, and then moved to the front, unzipped it, and prepared to pee on the cuffs.
But maybe it was affected by the environment, or maybe Wang Mengmeng was by his side, he tried for a while and didn't have a little urge to urinate!
At this moment, Mr. Liao suddenly scolded a few times, and then followed by a few roars of zongzi, and the situation over there was very bad.
But the more nervous Wang Shaoyi is, the more he can't pee.
"Shaoyi, okay?" Wang Mengmeng waited for a long time and didn't see any movement from Wang Shaoyi, so she couldn't help urging again.
Wang Shaoyi tried hard for a while but still couldn't, and said a little helplessly: "That... I can't pee! "That thing doesn't seem to be very powerful at a critical moment.
"Huh? Can't pee? Wang Mengmeng exclaimed, and then said as if muttering: "Then what should I do, I can't help you... Or..."
The tense situation made Wang Shaoyi's forehead ooze sweat, but he could only prick up his ears and listen to the situation on Mr. Liao's side, while continuing to try hard......
Just as he listened.
"Shh~Cough~Shh~Cough~"
An abrupt whistle came. There was a coughing sound as he blew back, and the strange sound made him shiver, and then it gushed out violently from below.
Wang Shaoyi was shocked, it should be Wang Mengmeng... Thinking about her expression at this time, it is estimated that she is too ashamed to see anyone.
Just when Wang Shaoyi was trying to solve it, Mr. Liao suddenly exclaimed: "Emperor's blood corpse!" β
These four words made Wang Shaoyi suddenly clever, he closed his eyes, raised his sleeve and wiped it away from his eyes. After a pungent smell, his eyelids were already covered with urine.
An incredible scene happened in an instant, the moment the strong smell of urine rushed into his nostrils, the roar of the zongzi suddenly disappeared, leaving only the shouts of Mr. Liao.
He turned around excitedly, and saw a few of them dancing in place, and Zhao Jie even jumped up and down next to the Eight Immortals table, that scene looked very funny.
However, the so-called "cat worm" is really as Wang Mengmeng said before, and there is no trace.
"Pss
Suddenly, Wang Shaoyi couldn't help laughing, that scene was too funny, but after laughing a few times, he realized their situation, hurriedly held back his laughter, rushed to Mr. Liao's "battle group", and danced on his cuffs.
For a while, the whole room was filled with a smell of urine, and after a while, when Mr. Liao and they stopped moving, and Zhao Jie stopped jumping, Wang Shaoyi stopped.
"I'll wipe it, Shaoyi, did you wet the bed?" As soon as it was done, Mr. Liao's scolding was heard.
Wang Shaoyi didn't argue, but replied meaningfully: "Look at it, have I lost the zongzi?" β
Mr. Liao was stunned when he heard this, pouted his nose and sniffed a few times: "Huh? Really, what's going on? Are you the reincarnation of a prodigy? As he spoke, he walked over to Wang Shaoyi.
"Go, that's a child's urine, if you're a virgin, wipe your eyes with your own urine, so you don't have to stay and get tricked." Wang Shaoyi didn't pay attention to Mr. Liao's ridicule, but walked quickly towards Wang Mengmeng.
"Shaoyi, you said that the child's urine is a thing that destroys illusions?" Wu Liancheng asked suddenly, her understanding is not bad, and it seems that the sentence of being big-chested and brainless is not entirely right.
Wang Shaoyi said softly. continued to walk towards Wang Mengmeng.
A few people behind him blew up the pot, and Shen Wuzhi immediately said to Mr. Liao: "Mr. Liao, that... Lend me something. Although the voice was muffled, it was still very clear in the small room.
Shen Wuzhi, this handsome guy, is sure enough...
"Mr. Liao... Lend me too..."Wu Liancheng also asked immediately, but his voice was as small as a bee.
"Ahem, and meβ" Finally, Haoranzi's voice was a little embarrassed.
Hearing all kinds of voices behind him, Wang Shaoyi couldn't help but smile, and then wiped his cuffs against Wang Mengmeng's eyes.
After everyone is done, not only will Wang Mengmeng feel shy, but Wu Liancheng will also blush.
The four older boys looked at each other and couldn't stop laughing, the thing they had just made looked like a child's house.
But immediately, the smile on Wang Shaoyi's face became a little rigid, Wang Mengmeng's words made him in a dilemma, but now he still has to face the problem of whether to say it or not.
He shrugged his shoulders a little helplessly, turned around and helped Wang Mengmeng to get up and walk towards the coffin where Mr. Liao was.
This room is not big, if a few people squat in the corner, it is estimated that they will not be able to sit, and they have to discuss how to go next, so they can only go to the center of the room.
Wang Shaoyi deliberately turned sideways to block Wang Mengmeng's line of sight, so that she could not see the corpse in the coffin. Just walk slowly towards that side.
It was at this moment that he looked at the coffin from the front.
On closer inspection, the size of this coffin is in great contrast to this room, the room is small, but this coffin is very large, and it is no wonder that everyone who enters this room is attracted to it.
The coffin generally has two layers inside and outside, and this coffin does not know what material is used, and it looks very strong.
Looking at the coffin, Wang Shaoyi was overjoyed, and said secretly in his heart: There is! Then he immediately turned around and said, "Wuzhi, remember that blood trough, no, your blood may be useful." β
Shen Wuzhi didn't say anything when he heard Wang Shaoyi's question, it seemed that he had formed a habit, he took out a knife from his pocket with his right hand, raised his left hand, and cut it off the palm that was a little scarred. As soon as the knife went down, he walked towards the top of the coffin with a fist, looked for a while, and pinched his palm when he was in the right position.
Under the light of the flashlight, drops of blood dripped down the palms of his hands.
After about ten seconds, the coffin slowly sank as expected.
None of them reacted in particular, but the Maoshan master was very surprised and let out a "huh".
When the tomb appeared, Wang Shaoyi's eyes rolled quickly, and he suddenly said, "Wuzhi, you go down first with Mr. Liao, Lian Cheng and Haoranzi, you are also tired in front, I will let Ajie carry Wang Mengmeng." β
"Hmm. Good. After Shen Wuzhi finished replying, he didn't think much about it, and went down to the tomb.
When they all went down, Wang Shaoyi waited for a while, and then pulled Ajie and Wang Mengmeng over, and told them what Wang Shaoyi saw under the coffin.
Finally, he added: "Applejack, that Haoranzi is a little weird, and I still have to be careful when I get to the bottom, if I encounter any trouble, I'm afraid that the nest will be in trouble at that time, and I don't know if it's the reason for removing the illusion, I have a very strange feeling, some of the previous speculations seem to be a little contradictory, but I can't say it for a while." β
"Hmm." Zhao Jie nodded and said kindly.
Wang Shaoyi poked his head into the tomb again, shouted a few times, and saw that there was no answer there, he suddenly turned his head and asked Wang Mengmeng: "Mengmeng, what is the matter with Chixiao?" β
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