Chapter 117: Tongue Battle of the Gods for a Thousand Years (16)

Jiang Zhu's face was slightly angry, and his words were very serious: "Yes, Shicai, Xiao Tai Bao did mention it to me, but Xiao Tai Bao's words are too ethereal, it is not that the Spring and Autumn Hall can not believe Xiao Tai Bao, the matter of the Yellow Emperor is very important, Xiao Tai Bao can't talk nonsense in front of the heroes and heroes of the world...... In the end, Jiang Zhu was already a little excited.

Bao Yuan is particularly fond of nonsense.

But he has a small problem, he has never liked others to point out his nonsense.

If you have the ability, you can continue to talk nonsense after Lao Tzu's stubble.

Is Bao Yuan telling the truth? That's right, it's really the truth, it's not fake at all, Bao Yuan pondered for a moment, hummed and said: "Okay, Lao Tzu doesn't talk nonsense or gossip, Lao Tzu will talk to you, the problem is, Lao Tzu wants to smoke, damn, who has a cigarette in his pocket, take it out......"

How can heroes and heroes at home and abroad smoke? They looked at each other and said in their hearts, "Why is this turtle grandson so twisting and turning?" ”

Du Muqing, Hua Xue Kill, Ping Sigui, Song Pengle, the four of them all said in their hearts: "Stinky virtue, look at your boy's beauty, everyone should be a fairy together, we haven't seen the Yellow Emperor, I'm sorry, I see where you kid went to see the Yellow Emperor?" Blow! You can blow it hard! ”

The most surprised person was Zhen Xuan, who asked in surprise: "Little Master Bao, are your words serious?" ”

Bao Yuan said proudly: "Nonsense! Of course it's true! ”

Everyone was shocked and in an uproar, Jiang Zhu said in embarrassment: "Venerable Liang, the demon general of the town hall has lost his legs, please go and get a few packs of cigarettes for the little master Bao, alas! ”

Bao Yuan shouted disapprenorovingly: "Venerable Liang, go and come back quickly." Well, get two Chinese. No, no, no, get a case of cigars. I want pure Cuban goods, which are resistant to pumping, and then give Lao Tzu a chair, and stand like this, blame the fucking tired......"

The whereabouts of the Yellow Emperor were only known to Bao Yuan, and he dared to reiterate it again in front of the heroes of the world.

There shouldn't be anything wrong with that.

Jiang Liang glanced at Bao Yuan fiercely, and said in his heart, this turtle grandson can be arranged better than Bao Houdao's old turtle grandson, if you are hungry. I have the delicacies of the mountains and seas in the Spring and Autumn Hall, in addition to the dragon liver and phoenix gall, but the delicacies that there are in the world, the Spring and Autumn Hall can be satisfied. Damn, this turtle grandson wants to smoke, why don't you look for it? Phew! This turtle sun is really not a thing, I will buy you cigarettes from the second venerable of the Spring and Autumn Hall, and I will go to ......

Right now.

Among the overseas heroes, an ancient Greek god came out, and his appearance was a bit obscene. Not tall, black and thief, smiling, he recommended himself and said, "Little Master Bao wants to smoke." It's easy to say, it's easy to say, the general of the town hall is in trouble. I'll do the errands with Hermes! ”

With a snort, Du Muqing couldn't help but laugh. She said in her heart: "This is true, if the foot strength of the Demon General of the Town Hall ranks first in the world." With Hermes's skills, he can also be ranked second, and it is best for him to buy cigarettes, damn! Smoke you turtle grandson! ”

The two statues of the Spring and Autumn Hall thanked in unison: "There is labor! ”

In terms of speed alone, Hermes can also compete with the Demon General of the Town Palace. However, in terms of overall strength, Hermes is much worse than the demon general of the town hall, and he said: "The two Venerables are polite, and they are very happy below." ”

The first word rang in my ears, and the second word was five kilometers away.

The third word is long gone.

Is it really Bao Yuan, this turtle grandson, is addicted to alcohol? Is it a big smoker? Definitely...... Bao Yuan felt sorry for the demon general in the town hall, yes, a dignified and upright hero, he was forced to scrap his legs like this, and he was reduced to waste material from then on...... Bao Yuan inevitably blamed Taishang Laojun in his heart, why didn't this old turtle grandson act early, isn't it good to save the demon general of the town hall? Watching people lose their legs, they are talking bullshit here, pedantic!

The cigarette is not in place, and the wrapping circle does not open.

Hermes efficiency.

After a while, there was a box of soft Chinese brand cigarettes, five boxes of fine Cuban cigars, and a few American, Japanese, British, and Korean cigarettes. In addition to these, there are all kinds of red wine, white wine, beer, and goblets, all of which are placed in front of Bao Yuan......

Bao Yuan said unashamedly: "Brother, I've worked hard for you, the road to the supermarket is not close." ”

Hermes smiled: "It's not far, it's not far, it's not far, and I went to six or seven countries, alas, Master Bao, you don't know yet, I went to your China first, took a few Chinese cigarettes, and when I arrived in South Korea, I found out that it was a fake, and I made a special trip to the customs to get a box of ......"

Bao Yuan smiled and couldn't close his mouth: "Okay, okay, you go down!" ”

Du Muqing said in her heart: "Bao, Bao, you will create evil, Hermes is used to being a thief, alas, maybe which supermarket is unlucky again!" ”

Song Peng didn't care about it, he took it apart and smoked, and shouted again and again: "I didn't say it, Mrs. Bao is really the people's savior, buddy can come whatever he wants, it's really a little suffocating......"

The white-clothed maid brought a new white sandalwood bed, sat down in a big way, lit a cigar, and asked with a smile: "Comrade Xiao Song, I don't need to carry the little Han girl to the old man's family, that is, the piggybacking matter, do you think you need to let the Hermes brothers do it for you?" ”

Song Peng's eyes were white: "Fuck you, smoke your turtle grandson!" ”

Bao Yuan spit out the smoke ring and said to Ping Sigui: "Comrade Xiaoping, whatever red wine is expensive, open which bottle, hurry up, it's slippery, open it!" ”

The foreign appearance is really exhausted, Ping Sigui said: "Red wine is naturally Mingying wine......

Bao Yuanle said angrily: "Pour on, pour on!" ”

Without waiting for Ping Sigui to make a move, a white maid stepped forward, opened a bottle of Mingying wine, poured it into the wine separator very professionally, shook it a few times, and slowly poured it into the footglass a little, Bao Yuan was not very satisfied: "Girl, why don't you pour it full?" Full, full, how can you have fun with that little bit! ”

Du Muqing couldn't help it, and criticized with a smile: "Bao, you are the Dog Seat Jinluan Palace!" ”

Bao Yuan picked up the wine: "Come, Xiaoqing, have a drink, how can there be a Spring and Autumn Hall in Jinluan Palace?" The emperor doesn't have this kind of treatment like Lao Tzu! ”

It's almost time for this foreign trouble.

Taishang Laojun said with a smile: "Little Master Bao strayed into the Immortal Gate, originally forced by worldly life, when you were in Tanggula Mountain, I secretly helped you...... Liupan Mountain, the bottom of Dongting Lake, and Yanmen Pass, but the little old man doesn't know, I don't know where you have seen the Yellow Emperor? ”

Bao Yuan almost squirted out the wine in his mouth: "What? Did you help me in Tanggula Mountain? ”

Sun Panzi was stunned, and immediately asked: "Brother Li, in this way, could it be that you are the mysterious person who rescued us from Tanggula Mountain?" ”

Taishang Laojun smiled slightly: "Yes, Xiao Lao'er followed Bao Xiaoye to Tanggula Mountain to find out from the side, whether Bao Houdao and Guangri and others are really missing, or are they hiding...... Facts have proved that they are indeed missing, when you are in danger, how can the little old man stand idly by, in a hurry, it is inconvenient for the little old man to show his true face, so he did not show up, by the way, I saved the Dokez who led the way for you. ”

Emperor Xudu laughed wildly: "Brother Li, you are not kind, this time it is your unkindness, how can you attribute all the credit to your own name?" I am the one who helped the little master in the land of the Void Dragon, a trivial matter, not enough to worry about, however, Brother Li wants to swallow it alone, but it shouldn't be! (To be continued.) )