Under a certain dense forest, there are thirty-nine.

"Fourth, how is your injury?" The one-eyed dragon master touched his blindfold and said.

The poor four masters were completely injured by the fireworks. The moment the third master was shot in the head, most of the strong fireworks splashed on his body, directly burning him.

Of course, the Forty Thieves are worthy of being famous, and their feelings are naturally not something that ordinary people can ponder. At the beginning of the universe, Nuwa created people, and ** female love is human nature. Of course, there are some more literary statements.

For example: God created man, He first made man in His own image, and then man was too lonely. So he pulled out one of the man's ribs, stuck it in the ground, and became a woman. Every man's whole life is looking for his rib, some people find it, some people find it wrong, however, it is useless. What's wrong with the missing ribs? I'm not a dog! Why should I be desperate to find bones?

The 40 thieves proved the vigor of the situation with their actual actions. Even if half of the four masters have been burned, that appearance is estimated to scare the bear child day and night. But even so, the big boss is affectionate to him and will never give up!

"Boss, out of the way. It's just that the third "fourth master" doesn't seem to feel the pain in his body, but feels sorry for the third master. Tsk, the conditions for a love triangle have been met.

"No! Chief! The revenge of the third child, we must take revenge! "I don't know which stupid one - yelled, and in an instant, the crowd was excited!

The second leader with thief eyebrows and rat eyes also came out at this time. Thin as a skin monkey, his face began to shine with wisdom, like a dog-headed military advisor in the TV series who has more than enough success and more failures. He said, "Boss, after my analysis, it must be someone who invaded our treasure cave. And that shell should be their secret weapon, otherwise it won't be just the third child who will die. ”

It sounds plausible, but it always seems that something is not quite right! When have we forty thieves ever been so aggrieved? Dare to kill Lao Tzu's friends! Lao Tzu wants you to pay for your life!

"Hmph, I want to see, who can break into such a mountain!" I grinned and pulled a bamboo pole out of my rag bag.

This thing is a telescope!

Paralysis! Have you ever seen a simple telescope two meters long? The boss casually asked the second child to cut a bamboo from the side of the road, applied an "eagle eye technique" on it, and then threw it to the little seventh brother as a toy.

Although the shape is quirky, it is still very easy to use anyway.

I stood at the top of the mountain and looked down with a "telescope".

"! Is it really coming? ”

Smoke and dust billowed down the hillside, and thirty-nine thieves came on horseback, which can be described as menacing.

"Hey! All come out to see the play! I said hello and pulled a small chair out of the cave.

Witty as I am, these thirty-nine thieves are not challenging a dangerous hillside, but an IQ of 249!

249 Ah, the limits of what human beings can reach, this book is not only a hard science fiction, but also a crystallization of wisdom

"Dismount!" The big boss turned over and dismounted, and touched his blindfold.

He looked around, but this time he didn't hear the crackling sound of the last time, and the whole forest was quiet, and the silence was a little strange. And the quieter it is, the more frightening it is.

"Boss, I always feel that something is wrong, why don't we figure it out?" A big man jumped out.

I put a wooden plank on the ground, and it was a simple "bugging". Paralyzed, how can the boss do this kind of thing? When you are young, you are not a good bird.

I sneered in my heart, I'll see what you can do!

All the thieves looked at the second master in unison, he squinted slightly, and began to pretend to be forced. The whole face flashed with the "light of wisdom", not to mention how dazzling. If it weren't for the Otherworld, I would have called the police.

"Uncle Policeman is him! He has been pretending to be forced for a long time, and if this continues, the scene may explode! ”

The second master sat on a stone and began to touch his head.

Your sister, Brother Yixiu? Do you want to sing another song? "Cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the

Five minutes later, the second master jumped down from the stone and said, "There is a way!" ”

As he spoke, he plucked a green apple from the tree.

Just as he was about to take a bite, the cautious boss stopped him.

"Dick! Stop it! I'm afraid someone has poisoned. ”

After all, it's the old Jianghu, and sure enough, the old driver took me to fly.

"Boss, have you forgotten? We've been on the road for so long, what poison haven't we seen? Apart from a few deadly poisons, what antidote do we have not? The second master wiped the apple with his own clothes.

"You also know that there are poisons that we can't dissolve, so don't eat them!" The big boss touched his blindfold, and he didn't know why, his eyelids jumped endlessly.

Now the second master is unwilling! I finally had the opportunity to pretend to be a force, and I usually solve a violent problem, how can I have the opportunity to show the light of my wisdom! You're going to have fun pretending to be today!

"Boss, do you think that poison would be common? It is impossible to smear this rare poison on the apples of the entire tree. The second master laughed unfathomably.

This sentence makes more sense, the extraction of poisons is a very dangerous thing, and some poisons are deadly because they are rare. Because it is scarce, there are fewer people who study it, and the difficulty of cracking it naturally increases. It's like many diseases are rotten on the street, so you don't need to see a doctor to know what the disease is, or even know what medicine to take.

"Chief, look at these apples again. They all grow within easy reach, and they look red and shiny, and normal people have to pick these apples even if they want to eat them. I did the opposite, plucking a half-ripe apple. Even if someone poisons it, it can't be on such an apple, right? ”

The second master smiled slyly and took a hard bite of the apple.

"Witty as I am." The second master gave himself a thumbs up

"Big cousin, what is this?" Lola's clothes were green and stained with paint.

"Nothing." I smiled slyly as well.

"Witty as I am." I give myself a thumbs up. R1152