In the detention room, opposite Ding Lingxiu sat an old man in good spirits.

The old man was wearing a Mao suit, with a decent face, a square face, full of silver hair, and a glimmer of brilliance in the eyes that had been deeply buried by the vicissitudes of time.

The space in the detention room is very small, counting the three people in Ding Lingxiu, in addition to the two of them, there is also a strong man sitting next to this old man with his back on his back, his face full of resentment, and although this old man is sitting on a cold bench, he is comfortable and seems to enjoy it.

At this time, seeing Ding Lingxiu coming in, he still said hello very kindly:

"What did you do, boy?"

"I didn't commit a crime, I just came to record a confession." Ding Lingxiu glanced at him and replied nonchalantly.

"Hey, young people, don't always think about opportunism, the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life, you said that you are young, in the prime of life, it is a good opportunity to be strong and prosperous, you must be tempted by money, fame and fortune, you must not go astray! It's a shame to have a good life, if you are really in such a cage......"

Ding Lingxiu looked at the old man helplessly, and he couldn't wait to shoot out this chattering old man with a kick, and said in his heart that it was true that I was wronged, and why did you, the old man, come in, who knows? And qualified to teach me a lesson! Is......

Thinking so, the old man continued to mutter:

"Boy, the most important thing in life is not hard work, not struggle, but choice. In this life, you can't always give your personality to the horoscope, give your failure to the chicken soup, give the exam to the carp, and then complain, I still can't live this life well after listening to so many truths. In fact, have you really tried? Have you really struggled? So, when you come to the crossroads of your life and don't know how to discern the direction, please stop and think about what your birth date is! What are your five elements, this is the wise thing to do! ”

“……”

Ding Lingxiu was full of black lines, and he wanted to strangle him at once. chattered for a long time, and it turned out to be an old god stick of the flyover fortune teller.

"So, come, boy, let me show you palmistry, and do the math!" The old man kindly passed his hand, and sure enough.

Seeing that the old man was about to start the calculation, the strong man on the side suddenly stood up

"Young man, don't believe this second goods, he is a charlatan, and he doesn't know how to tell a fortune at all!" The strong man sitting next to him with a black face finally spoke.

"I ...... too I didn't think about it......" Ding Lingxiu hurriedly wanted to withdraw his hand, because he didn't want this old man to calculate a hexagram for himself, and he was also forced to pull over by this old man.

"Ignore him, young man, this man is unreasonable and has a strange temper!" The old man smiled and pulled Ding Lingxiu's left hand.

"Damn, who are you talking about? You still want to dry the rack, don't you? The strong man sat up at once, and looked at the old man with resentment.

However, as soon as the strong man stood up, Ding Lingxiu found out that the strong man had a blue nose and swollen face, and he was miserable.

"Look at you, you're quite an adult, and you're still so angry, besides, didn't I tell you, I'm very good at divination, you say that I lied to you, and you have to beat me, hey...... Everyone has it, you think if you weren't so stubborn, you could be in this prison? Can you suffer from this flesh and skin? The old man said quietly.

"Okay, okay, your uncle, you wait for Ao, you are here to fight with me, wait for me to go out, don't look at me and can't beat you myself, I will call my brother at that time, and you will spread your hexagram believe it or not!" The strong man pointed at the old man and scolded.

Ding Lingxiu was full of black lines, and he was at a loss for a while.

"Look at you, you're being arrogant again, aren't you? We have to cook rice and speak reasonably, since you have to say so, then it happens that there is this little brother present now, you let him judge us, you say, what's going on, am I not sure, or are you unreasonable? The old man still looked calm and waved his hand helplessly.

And the strong man was already angry, and it seemed that he had long wanted to pick up this old man and beat him violently, but it seemed that because he was a little afraid of this old man, he could only hold back his anger.

The strong man roared angrily:

"Damn, what's going on? Yesterday, Lao Tzu walked down the aisle well, you had to stop me, saying that you wanted to give me a hexagram for free, I didn't say it wouldn't be counted, you didn't do it, and pulled me and said it's free, it's free. Then as soon as I sat down, you began to talk and talk, no head and no tail, saying some nonsense, and finally saying that I had a bloody disaster, and I didn't know which tendon was short-circuited at the time, and I even returned to the way of you, a cheap old man, I really believed it, I rely on it. ”

"That's what it was, but you didn't have the same attitude when you listened to it at the time, didn't you always believe what I said? In the end, you begged me to help you break the bank and avoid disaster? The old man said slowly.

"Fuck your uncle, how do I know that you, an old god, don't know where to go from crooked ways, and make my family affairs so accurate, even a few people in his family, where they live, I know where they live, and I really committed an evil crime, otherwise I can believe you that you have a bloody disaster, and then let me buy a bunch of broken talismans to stick to my body, you liar! Dead liars! #$%#$%#%$@$^^&......" The more the strong man spoke, the more angry he became, and he scolded, but he was helpless.

"Young man, look at you, you never think about your brain, you are precisely because you pasted my talisman that you escaped the disaster of blood light, how can you say that I lied to you? Young man, you give a commentary, do you blame me for this? This thing is obviously what this person thinks he thinks, and it has already worked, so I have to lie to him, and then I have to beat people. He rushed over, and I gave him a gentle nudge out of instinctive protection, and he called the police, leaving us both suffering from shackles to this day. Hey, you really pity my old bones......" The old man looked innocent.

Ding Lingxiu looked at the old man with frowns, and then looked at the strong man, confused, not knowing how to answer.

The strong man was so angry that his nose was about to smoke at this time, and he pointed at the old man and scolded:

"You shameless old boss, you still say you didn't lie? Damn, after Lao Tzu came home, my girlfriend called me, I changed my clothes and went out, but I threw the broken talisman I bought from you for 1,000 yuan at home, and I didn't wear it on my body at all. I lived outside last night, and it turned out to be smooth sailing, safe and sound, and you actually said that Lao Tzu had a bloody disaster, and you told me where the bloody disaster was? Where's it? You still say you're not a liar? ”

After the old man listened, the expression on his face finally changed slightly, and the old man frowned and ignored the strong man. muttered to himself, and then solemnly pinched his fingers and calculated, and it took a long time before he said thoughtfully:

"Oh, I see!"

The old man's face was full of surprise, and his face became a little ruddy, as if he suddenly saw something very interesting, and he was immediately surprised.

"Don't fucking pretend to be a ghost, what the hell is going on with you? Fucking with Lao Tzu again, this time I won't believe it if I'm beaten to death, you bastard! The strong man continued to shout indignantly.

The old man looked at the strong man with great solemnity, and said solemnly:

"I finally understand what's going on, I see, did you go out with your girlfriend last night? And you guys live outside? ”

"yes, what's wrong?"

"Look, am I right?"

"Uncle Cao, this is still up to you, and the things I can think of with my ass are still up to you, if I don't tell you, will you know?"

The old man pursed his lips, licked his lips again, and said to the strong man with a squint:

"That's not the point, the point is whether your girlfriend has big breasts?"

The strong man was stunned when he heard this, and said in his heart, how did this old god know, he hadn't seen my girlfriend, how could he know that my girlfriend's breasts were very big? Could it be that this is also blind, but compared to this, damn, what is the matter with the squinting expression of this shameless stinky old man? Depend on! This pervert ......

Although the strong man was a little surprised, he immediately restrained his look of surprise, and replied angrily but with some pride:

"yes, what's wrong with my girlfriend's big breasts? Do you need to comment? And what does this have to do with my bloodlight disaster? You don't change the subject, don't think that I'll let you go if you praise my girlfriend a few words, and ...... You him. What's going on with that expression? Hi? Why are you talking more and more, what are you laughing at? Hey, hey...... Feed! Lao Tzu said that you that, Lao Tzu said that you that! You old boss, what do you want? Damn, my saliva is about to flow out, you and him. Can you restrain yourself a little? that? ”

"Huh? Yes! Hearing the strong man's angry shout, the old man slowly came back to his senses from the picture of his own intentions, calmed down, and said with relief:

"Ahem, I know why you didn't wear the charm I gave you, can you still avoid this bloody disaster?"

"Why? Why Mao? You don't come to this set, you wipe the saliva first, and then I'll beat you to death again! ”

"Hehe, young people are young people, in fact, this truth is very simple, your girlfriend has big breasts, so you can turn your breasts into good fortune!"

“……”

"Your uncle...... Little brother, don't stop me, I'll fight with him! The strong man was furious, and Ding Lingxiu hurriedly went over to stop him with black lines on his head.

The detention cell immediately exploded.

The police rushed over and opened the door to the detention cell.

"Noisy noisy, what are you doing, why is there a fight again this moment, come on, come on, don't lock the two of you together, you, you come out! An old man, what do you call him? The policeman pointed to the strong man and said.

"Stinky old man, you wait for me, wait!" The strong man was still babbling and swearing.

The old man waved his hand helplessly and said indifferently:

"Young man, this mentality must be adjusted, tsk...... These breasts are really big......"

"Your uncle......" The strong man's voice gradually drifted away.

Ding Lingxiu sat back helplessly, but he didn't expect that he was just about to calm down quietly when he encountered such a thing.

The policeman pointed to the old man and said:

"You're too, you're quite old, don't pretend to be a ghost all day long, because how many times have you been in here? I still beat people at every turn, hey...... Tell me about your ......"

Ding Lingxiu was so surprised that he couldn't help asking:

"Uncle, the wound on that strong man just now was really hit by you?"

The old man looked innocent:

"No way, just defense!"

"Come on, come on, leave that madman alone, sit down and talk about ......"

The old man smiled and beckoned to Ding Lingxiu and motioned for him to sit beside him.

Ding Lingxiu sat down in a daze, couldn't help but be a little curious, and asked:

"Senior...... The policeman just said that you come in often, and it seems that you have been detained more than once? ”

"Hey, it's all a misunderstanding, and there haven't been many times to say it, even if it's only twice this time, people nowadays always like to exaggerate some things to make these things more vivid and interesting, that's why he said that."

"Oh, I see, then you were beaten last time because you didn't calculate the fortune accurately? No, no, just in self-defense! ”

The old man shook his head, and immediately became very strict, as if to defend his professional ethics:

"How can I say that, I have always been very accurate in my fortune telling, and last time it was because I was too accurate, so I was implicated, and I also came to record a confession, but I didn't stay so long this time."

"Oh? Too accurate? Ding Lingxiu grinned in surprise.

"Yes, last time I was also a man who asked me for fortune telling, but this man is not a serious person. This man just came out of prison a few days ago, I felt in a good mood, suddenly brightened, just when I was strolling on the street, I saw me on the side of the road who was setting up a stall to tell fortunes, so this guy asked me to give him a hexagram, I want to try to see how I have luck after I come out, and what things are more smooth. ”

"And then?"

"The man sat down and asked me very unceremoniously: 'Hey, fortune teller, help me see what I should do?' Although I could see at a glance that this man had just come out, I still had an attitude of treating everyone equally, and seriously calculated a hexagram with him, but the hexagram was really not very good at that time, so I said to him: 'En...... You can go wherever you come from...... but this man's temper was too great, and he kicked over my hexagram stall on the spot, and then scolded: 'I'll rub it, Lao Tzu has just been released from prison, so you let Lao Tzu go back?' I'll beat you to death! ...... 'So this man jumped over and was about to hit me, and I subdued him after defending myself, and he just wanted to slip away after breaking free of me, and just as a police car came over, he took him back again, and I also came over and recorded a confession together, in fact, this matter, it sounds like I have made a contribution. The old man proudly recalls these glorious years.

Ding Lingxiu was speechless, and it took a long time before he muttered:

"It seems that Master, you are really benefiting the people!"

"Yes, so, young man, I see that you and I meet, both are fate, why don't you let me calculate a hexagram for you and see what your future and fate are?"

After hearing this, Ding Lingxiu was like a thunderbolt from the sky, and he who had always been calm immediately exploded, and hurriedly waved his hand, and said with a sad face:

"Uncle, I beg you to spare me, you can pinch and calculate so well, haven't you calculated that I have no money on my body for a long time? I appreciate your kindness, let's not do this! ”

"Hey, don't say that, I'm not a greedy villain, I'm looking at the fate of you and me, so I want to calculate a hexagram for you, little brother, this kind of good thing, can others ask for it?"

"Don't don't, uncle, uncle, don't be like this, it's not appropriate for the two of us to call brothers and sisters, I still want to live a few more years, your well-being is left to others, my life is thin, I can't ......afford it" Ding Lingxiu almost wanted to cry, his luck had just picked up recently, and he didn't want to encounter such a curse from a crow's mouth.

"Look at you, little brother, what are you shirking, a man has to be frank, don't be so shy, come, don't hide!"

As he spoke, the old man grabbed Ding Lingxiu's left hand, and was caught off guard, when Ding Lingxiu wanted to pull it out, his hand was like being clamped by iron tongs, and he couldn't move at all.

"Uncle, my uncle, I beg you, don't forget it for me! I really haven't begged anyone, can I beg you? ”

"Okay, then I won't let you forget it." The old man let go of his hand and nodded.

Ding Lingxiu breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart that this uncle was quite reasonable.

"Uncle, thank you!"

"No thanks, don't count you, start with your parents!" After that, the old man pinched his fingers and was about to start the calculation.

"Uncle, uncle, don't, don't, stop, shut up! I was wrong, you better count me, don't count my parents, I beg you, my mother is doing well, so I won't worry about you......" Ding Lingxiu was almost crying.

At this moment, Ding Lingxiu had an idea, help......

After some struggle, Ding Lingxiu still couldn't escape this catastrophe, and the old man still caught Ding Lingxiu in the end, looked at Ding Lingxiu's left hand intently, and pondered seriously. However, the old man's fortune-telling expression was relatively natural at first, and even a little careless, but after looking at it for a while, the old man's face became more and more solemn, and finally he was a little surprised.

"How...... What's wrong? Ding Lingxiu felt an extremely strong ominous omen, in fact, he had been prepared for this for a long time.

"It's nothing, it's just a little surprised. Life, career, love, which do you want to know first? The old man said lightly.

Of course, Ding Lingxiu wanted to say that he didn't want to understand anything, but looking at the old man's expression so solemn as if he was attending a memorial service, he had to grit his teeth and say:

"Hey, you can take a look at my career line first, you have a golden mouth!"

The old man sighed, but immediately said cheerfully:

"Look at your palmistry, lad! Your love line is simply the same as Tian'an. The road in front of the door is the same, it's really ......"

Ding Lingxiu also felt a little comfortable in his heart after hearing this, after all, it seems that this old man has not always been so crow-mouthed.

"Oh? Master, do you mean to say that my love line is very flat and great? ”

"No, I mean, your love line, going east is Dongdan, and going west is Xidan."

“……”R1058