It's not wise to have a meeting.

Adhering to the principle of more people and more power, I gathered everyone together for a small meeting, even Ah Mao, who can only fart all day long. Since the donkey was summoned, it seemed that it had played about two roles. One: Like the shackles of fate, it had a not-so-beautiful encounter with Alibaba. The poor African is still tied, and I wonder if his limbs will be so sore that they will go to waste. Two: Last night, this stupid donkey accidentally blew up a dead faggot, and his combat effectiveness can be called strong. Because the famous forty was killed by it in seconds.

And it turns out that the three stinkers beat Zhuge Liang's sentence, which is a. If everything in the world is so simple, do you still need a genius like me with an IQ of 249? Find three stupid-forced to get together and play the landlord, won't everything be solved?

Many sisters only knew that they were messing with me, and they were serious for a few seconds, and they beckoned to go to the mahjong table to catch and fight.

Me: "@#%&......! ”

Why do you have a feeling that the heavens are going to kill me?

"Brother Xiaolin, my little seventh brother covers you!" In the whole clearing, there was only one bear child who threatened to cover me for the rest of my life, shaking little Ding Ding frantically.

I took out the pacifier from his mouth, scanned his whole body with a burning gaze, and asked, "Little Seventh Brother, what are you covering me with?" ”

Little Brother Qi raised his head, this posture was very similar to seven mutual petting babies. The ability to look up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle was fully learned by him, and he said: "Rely on my iron fist"

Zheng your sister, punch you paralyzed! Bear child of the day dog!

"Brother Xiaolin. You're so handsome. "The cave was opened, and the night breeze blew. I just felt cold and panicked.

Little Seventh Brother, a bear child, followed me like a fart, and he didn't leave.

"Brother Xiaolin. I'll cover you! As soon as the bear child saw me looking back at him, he began to talk endlessly.

I looked at his little fist, your sister's, a pacifier in the left hand, a bottle in the right hand, just like this, cover me for the rest of my life? You can also make a full set of plays, so you can free up one hand!

"Xiao Qi, where did you get this goat milk?" I suddenly noticed that something was wrong.

Strangely enough, on this day, the dog's bear child has to drink goat's milk from the time he wakes up in the morning. After drinking it for so many days, why is the goat's milk in the bottle still full? This shouldn't be, could this bottle be a magic weapon in Xianxia novels? It looks like it only has a little capacity, but in fact it can hold mountains and rivers?

"Bring it!" Little Seventh Brother replied.

Me: ""

Paralysis, nonsense! I don't have any sheep here, isn't it difficult to bring or am I squeezing it out of my chest for you?

"I'm talking about why you haven't finished drinking yet." I'm so tired.

"Because I can't finish drinking, there are so many more!"

Paralysis, again this tone of course, and then the point is not to say a word!

Until Little Brother Qi took out a rag bag. The mystery of goat's milk has finally been revealed.

I also have an exact one of these rag bags, and even the corner of the broken bag is so familiar.

The comatose dick was put in such a rag bag, but fortunately, he didn't leak out of the hole

This bizarre product of witchcraft. Naturally, it can only come from the hands of the dwarven boss. This guy is idle and reminisces about the past eventful years, and the days when he used to be followed by 3,000 horses are gone. He doesn't seem to pay much attention to anything, and so does his disciples. That's why Xiao Hei is such a perverted masochist. None of the witchcraft treasures that came from his hands were normal, and the same was true of rag bags. The same goes for the flying hens that I still have with me

And inside this rag bag, there is a large jar of goat's milk. I can already make up a picture of shame: a female sheep being frantically milked in humiliation. It was enough to squeeze a little a day, but it turned out to be several days a day

A large jar of goat's milk has been kept fresh, and it is not unusual for the boss to be able to use such witchcraft. Fortunately, Little Brother Qi is not only drinking goat's milk now, otherwise the ewe will probably have to continue to do shameful things. And what scares me the most is that there is a lot of mess in the bag!

"Xiao Qi, what is this?" I asked, holding a parchment scroll.

"Oh, nothing, it's just the stuff of the boss's youth. It seems to be a spatial teleportation scroll, which is randomly teleported to a certain place, and can be activated as long as it is pinched and exploded. Little Brother Qi replied very casually, and sucked his fingers, as if he felt that the salty taste was good, and took another sip.

My day! Baby! Random teleportation, isn't it just right to use it for Yin people? Maybe you will be transported to the depths of the sea, and if you don't drown, you will be crushed to death by the water pressure!

"What about this?" With excitement, I took another one out of the mess that was very weird.

It's a small black box with a cube.

"Oh, this is Xiao Hei's filial piety to me, I heard that there is a witchcraft in it, as long as you lightly hammer, you can fly out 999 wooden thorns, it is a good toy." Look at this little rascal, he actually uses the word filial piety, the future godfather-level figure

It's just that this is not a witchcraft version of the Rainstorm Pear Flower Needle?

My hands trembled as I pulled through a pile of things.

"This is a flame stick, if you swing it hard, it will catch fire, and I usually use it to light a fire."

Paralysis! Who said you can't use this fire stick to beat people? If it weren't for the hot pain, you came to me!

"It's a water-repellent bead, and it's also made by witchcraft, so you can breathe freely in the water."

Heheda, everything in Journey to the West is here! Next time, you can go to the competition with Lola and hold your breath, and whoever loses will take off her clothes!

"This is amazing! Last time I scared a big tiger to death like this, this thing can create illusions. ”

Digging around, I couldn't help but feel a little hungry, hey, how come there are three big red apples, just about to eat them, I stopped my hand, I always felt that something was wrong

My neck stiffened slightly, and I asked mechanically, "This."

"Uh-huh! Poison apple! Do you want to eat it? I'll send you one! Little Seventh Brother was arrogant and waved his hand.

It seems that after the boss saw the power of the poisonous apple, he also made 3 of them.

Paralysis, poisonous apple! See the poisoned apple again!

Looking at the little seventh brother wearing open crotch pants, I suddenly felt that he was covered in golden light. How many treasures did this little rascal bring?

It's simply the dragon next door who has grown up at the beginning of the day! (To be continued......)

ps: [Ask for a monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass! ] Nima, I can still keep changing when I am sick, but my sick body is crazy to burst chrysanthemums, it's just that the listener is sad and the listener is crying, by the way, ask for some reward, so as to comfort the injured glass heart] R1292