Hua Qianyu jumped up and down in the thief hole, and his skills were agile, and he jumped up in three or five blink of an eye. The soil that fell from above was like a third grandson, and his anger bloomed to the extreme, and he scolded the cruel words of the ancestor who couldn't marry his daughter-in-law, and wiped his eyes. I saw a great Tibetan lama wearing a yellow and red robe sitting cross-legged at the entrance of the thief cave, with his eyes closed, his body straight, holding a handful of soil, reciting a verse he did not understand and scattering it down. didn't care about Du Tianzhou coming up from below, as if he didn't know who came up at all, and he looked really bad.

The four of them were in the tomb, and they were almost spit on by wild ghosts and bodhisattvas day and night.

And that's not all.

He was almost buried alive by the grandson of the great lama.

Du Tianzhou's anger rushed to the door of his head, and the five hundred Arhats couldn't hold it down when they went into battle, so they pulled the collar of the big lama and slapped two big ears.

This great lama is in a hurry.

I don't know what's going on, but when I was on the night road, I saw a tomb that had been opened.

The Buddha's heart remembers the virtue of good life, and the dead should sleep quietly in the dust.

This great lama has a problem, as soon as he recites the sutras, he will enter a state of emptiness.

The wind can't move, and the thunder can't move.

Unexpectedly, a grizzled person came to the thief cave, and he was slapped before he could understand the reason for this. The great lama thought that the evil ghost had come out of the hole, turned sharply, hurriedly recited a Sanskrit mantra, and received two hot slaps in the face, and then opened his eyes lazily, and in a very thick Tibetan voice, he asked why he was rude. The Tibetan language is long, that is, it rhymes and rhymes, Hua Qianyu didn't understand, and rolled her eyes and scolded: "Grandson, you want to bury Lao Tzu alive, okay, Lao Tzu will bury you alive first." As he spoke, he grabbed the great lama, intending to put him upside down and into the thief's hole.

Who knows.

Although this great lama is a monk who eats fasting and recites sutras.

The kung fu practice of gold and steel, meditation and meditation, chanting and chanting Buddha is superb.

Hua Qianyu's lame face turned red, and she went straight out.

This big lama is not moving at all, and he can't shake the slightest loss.

Hua Qianyu met such a stocky third grandson of Buddhism, and said that he would not eat this kind of dry fart buried alive in vain.

He raised his fist and threw it at the head of the great lama like a raindrop.

The big lama saw that the person who came out of the thief hole was very unreasonable, and he couldn't talk about anything and discuss it, so why did he start beating people as soon as he came up, and he tolerated it in every way, and finally the lotus heart was angry, and he pulled his clothes and beat them together. Where Hua Qianyu was his opponent, he was knocked down in a few rounds. This great lama simply pressed Hua Qianyu under him like a lotus seat, and repeatedly said that everything is equal, and the Buddha had no idea of being strong and competitive, just because you repeatedly offended me, the poor monk endured it again and again, and he couldn't bear it so much that he had to press you under the golden body of the Buddha to be influenced.

Song Ergou got out of the thief hole.

Seeing that Hua Qianyu was pressed under her ass, she didn't talk nonsense, and directly participated in the battle.

Another good fight.

This great lama's kung fu is very good, and he is on a par with the two, and it is difficult to distinguish between them.

Bao Houdao took into account Du Tianzhou's injured hand, carefully pulled him out of the thief hole, took off his clean clothes and bandaged it, and rushed forward.

There is not such a saying: two fists are hard to beat four hands, and a tiger is difficult to beat a pack of wolves.

Three earth-walking immortals beat a Buddhist bald donkey, even if he was fierce again, he finally won it after a hard battle.

After the three of them won the great victory of beating the Great Lama, they first sat the Great Lama under their buttocks, compacted and pressed them firmly. Discussing how to deal with the third grandson of Buddhism, Song Ergou gasped for breath and said word by word: "This grandson fucking wants to bury our brother alive below, I said, simply, let's bury this grandson alive, at first glance?" Hua Qianyu agreed, and Bao Houdao agreed unconditionally. Du Tianzhou didn't agree, and said with reason: "The tomb of a noble man must not bury men, especially Buddhist disciples." ”

First, the woman buries the man in a lonely grave, and it is clear that she cuckolds the Suo cha in the underworld, and it is not a good thing to offend the ghost.

Second, Buddhist disciples have always paid attention to the fact that the physical body sits in the jar and dies, the golden body is cremated, and it is easy to create demons when buried in a woman's grave.

What is it talking about?

Most of the Buddhist temples are built in the deep mountains and old forests.

Shakyamuni established Buddhism, and the method he preached was from masculine to rigid.

All things in heaven and earth pay attention to a balance of yin and yang.

The people in Buddhism who can suppress the pure fire of the lonely sun have no quarrel with the world, and they are all people with extremely high cultivation.

Back then, the Dharma of the Buddha was to make people calm and calm, and to throw things and me. The Buddhist scriptures he wrote are also for future generations to practice the Dharma without distracting thoughts and to have a quiet bodhichitta mind. Some monks in order to let go of the world when they are practicing, they are disturbed by the red dust, and they hide in the mountains and forests, and do not see the world. But there are some restless people in this, the yang is prosperous and the yin is declining, it is extremely difficult to control, if you can't self-regulate, the consequences are very terrible, you can't stand the pure fire of the lonely yang, and the yin is supplemented. It is expected that readers will also understand why those classics, fragrant novels, wild histories, and essays have always talked about monks, which is not groundless.

Bao Houdao has a lot of bad ideas, and if this doesn't work, he can change the tricks immediately.

He stripped the great lama naked and hung him from a tree.

Love to die, love to live.

Someone who saves him is considered his fate, and if no one saves him, he is considered unlucky.

God has the final say.

This bad idea was unanimously approved, and the four of them stripped the great lama naked and hung it on a tree, and backfilled the hole with their hands and feet.

Some people say that tomb robbers are very immoral, and stealing things doesn't care at all.

Woyun Prodigal Son told everyone: There are rules for the line, even if the noble lady of Yipin does not explain, they have to fill it in. For example, carpenters in the past repaired houses and made doors and windows, and after finishing their work, they had to leave some leftover wood and sawdust for the master to clean his house, which means that there will be work to be done in the future. If you go to the house of the head of the household of the dead person to make longevity materials, there can be no sawdust left, and you must clean it up, otherwise it is a curse to die. Those who work in the paper shop, whether it is a master or an apprentice, when making paper figures and wreaths, the first article stipulates that no waste paper or waste hemp straw can be left, otherwise you will see the paper on the ground move in the middle of the night. There are more rules for the dead to be injured, and more attention is paid to.

The great lama hung on the tree and stopped chanting, tearing his throat and scolding.

What to scold?

These four people don't understand, anyway, they look at the cool hanging, and it's up to him.

Bao Houdao glanced at the figure of the great lama and matched himself, so he simply took off his clothes and changed into the clean yellow and red monk's robe.

He used to call himself a monk.

This time there's a line.

Bao Houdao put his original clothes on fire, casually hummed "Little Night Thoughts" and "San Nianlang", carried the fruits of victory, and walked down the mountain with heavy steps. If these four people lived according to the living methods of the ordinary people at that time, these treasures would be enough to eat, drink and Lazar for several lifetimes, and if they were like Bao Houdao in the past, the expenses for three or five years would be enough. What Du Tianzhou means is to settle down first, don't do this unreasonable thing for the time being, and think about it again when the days are tight in the future.

Bao Houdao is used to the sweetness of tomb robbing.

Where will I stop there?

He was not only passionate about the great cause of tomb robbing.

And he also plans to use the tomb robbery and grave digging to take revenge on Shunzhi Ye, the regent Dolgon, Sun Zhiji, Zhao Zhenren, and Jiang Laocai. He knows that it's not expected to fight with anyone, but if he can't fight in the open, then he will come to the yin and dig up all the ancestral graves of your family one by one.

Taiyuan City bought a house with three entrances and three exits.

months later.

Bao Houdao told the story of what happened to the Bao family in Taiyuan that year, 1510.

I had already calculated it, I wanted Du Tianzhou and the three of them to help him avenge the "big revenge".

Husband and wife in distress, brothers on the battlefield.

That's what the four of them did, and they agreed without much thought.

Originally, there was no gold plate to wash their hands, and they did not invite the earth fairy rats within a radius of several miles to clear their charges.

Du Tianzhou thought for a long, long time, took a pot of tea, and said to Bao Houdao: "Master Bao, your family's business is our brother's business, our brothers don't have the holy art of returning to heaven, and it is more than enough to dig graves and take revenge." However, your revenge is not easy to revenge, you see, Lord Shunzhi is high, and the regent Dolgon is powerful all over the world, they are an ancestor, and they are all buried in the bitter cold land outside the pass. It's a bit unlikely. Sun Zhiqi, the dog official, is a Lu person, and there is such a dog mongrel in Sage Township, which is really embarrassing for the saint's face. Last year, when Zichuan City was broken, Sun Zhiqi, a dog thief, had been killed, and his body was thrown into the wilderness, and his ancestral grave had already been dug up. I have an idea, Lord Shunzhi loves Concubine Dong E, who is famous all over the world, and Concubine Dong E, the daughter of the cabinet minister Eshuo, is impossible to dig up their ancestral graves. Our ancestor who walked the earth immortal passed down an unwritten rule, that is, people who walked the earth immortal cannot rob the tomb with their hearts, and your idea must be fulfilled. In this way, for the sake of our life and death, I will give you a poisonous plan, and no matter whether there will be a good end in the future, I will help you to the end! ”

Bao Houdao doesn't matter if it's poisonous or not, it's a good plan to take revenge.

Du Tianzhou said: "When Concubine Dong E was born, according to the rules, the woman's Zihe car was to be thrown away. ”

When a man is born, he throws the purple river cart on the roof of his house.

Purple River Car: Placenta.

found the purple river car that Concubine Dong E threw away when she was born, and soaked it in Huanglong soup.

Huanglong Soup:.

However, after so many teenagers, this thing should have turned into foam and flew all over the sky.

Song Ergou and Hua Qianyu were a little unhappy, and they went to dig the ancestral grave of the Qing Dynasty outside the gate, and they could stop doing it in this life.

As we all know, when the Manchurians entered the customs, they looted countless treasures from the Central Plains, and they were all buried in the dragon veins outside the customs. Putting the wealth and nobility aside, I went all the way to the top mountain of Kuandian City to find Concubine Dong E's Zihe car, and it was a shadowless thing, this is not bullshit. Du Tianzhou put aside Bao Houdao and secretly said to the two: "Du Ye, Hua Ye, I understand what you think in your hearts. We are all brothers who crawled out of the pit of life and death, if we don't help him, who will help him? I know that anyone who hears this will know that it can't be done. In this way, let's go with him, we don't care if it doesn't work out, it's just to take care of his heart, you say it's so reasonable! The two of them were angry and said, "Just go on a tour of the mountains and rivers!" ”

The Imperial Tomb is not a job that the four of them can do.

Du Tianzhou also wanted to go to the gate to collect wind and take a look at the tombs of the rich who had fallen by the way.

The land of Shaanxi, Luoyang, and Jinling has long been empty.

Everyone went on the road with a plan.

Kuandian Chengding Mountain is one of the birthplaces of Houjin. You. Hachi started with the twelve pairs of armor left by his ancestors. And by the Huang Taiji, the eloquent successor, the proud world has laid down the prestige inside and outside the Guan, just when the Chongzhen Emperor was in power of the Ming Dynasty is crumbling, hundreds of thousands of iron horsemen are invincible, conquering the south and the north, Wu Sangui, Shang Kexi, Geng Jingzhong, Hong Chengchou These Han people surrendered to cheer, defeated Li Zicheng, forced Emperor Chongzhen to death, took the flowers and rivers, and the flowers fell in the hands of Shunzhi Ye.

The style of the top mountain of Kuandian City is still the same.

Eshuo, who is in the white flag, has long been in a prominent position and moved to Beiping.

Walk along the mountains and rivers all the way.

If you want to find the placenta of Concubine Dong E as Du Tianzhou said, it is more difficult than finding a needle in the haystack. In addition to Bao Houdao, a person with a high heart is not good, these three people are traveling all the way, seeing the local flowers, and visiting the local feelings. In this matter, you can't ask where Concubine Dong E's placenta was thrown on the surface, and it is impossible to go up to someone's house and lie on the roof to see if there is one. After a long time of wandering around the mansion of the year, everything that resembled the placenta was collected, and after three months, I don't know how much air-dried placenta was collected.

On this night, the moon was full.

Bao Houdao drank three taels of "stuffy donkey" in the northeast, humming a little song and wandering around.

A caravan drove out of the Dong Mansion and headed straight to the southeast.

Bao Houdao didn't know what to cramp for, followed the carriage in a daze, and followed out of the city in one go.

Until his legs were weak and he fell into the thatch.

After the car stopped, two people carried something very tightly wrapped in satin, threw it into a pit, and caught up with the car and walked back. Bao Houdao's amount of wine is good, but he didn't expect this "stuffy donkey" to be so strong, his legs are soft and his heart is clear, and he doesn't dare to make a sound. It wasn't until the two of them had driven away that they walked up to the place where they had just thrown something. The moon is round again, and you can see it very clearly. There was a dead beauty lying in the satin, her hair still damp, and it was obvious that she had sweated heavily before she died. Bao Houdao pondered: "Could it be that this woman drowned in the water?" ”

Bao Houdao made his debut and fought with black and white impermanence.

What is there to fear about a female corpse?

Bao Houdao saw that in the arms of the female corpse, something was wrapped in a red scarf, dripping red.

This one opens.

A lump of blood lipids and viscous pork liver was revealed.