Ninety-one, not cheap
"Ding Rui!" She cried out in surprise, "Damn bastard, you have to make a fuss like this before you come out." She lifted her hood, and sure enough, it was Golia, and her other hood was covered by Zack the fur who was lying on her shoulder.
"Hey!" Zach waved to Dingrui.
"Hey you're big!" Ding Rui scolded: "How much water do you two have in your brains?" Don't make a fuss here, follow me! He soared into the air and rushed straight into the sky.
"Huh? Does he have the Force? Gloria was startled and hurried into the air to catch up. The Ding family parents on the ground were still shocked, "What the hell is going on?" ”
Ding Rui flew to a mountain peak, Golia and Zach fell, Ding Rui asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Looking for you. I miss you. She said bluntly.
"You want me to make my house like this?"
"People are anxious, besides, your family is so fierce, I just ask if Ding Rui is there? They shouted at me if I had come to look for a ballast or not, and I lectured them in my anger. I thought they would let you show up in three days, but they found an army to stay here, not to say you're dead. If it were you, would you not be angry? ”
"I really wouldn't be angry." Ding Rui sighed: "Do you think everyone is a big lady like you? Wayward nonsense! If people are telling the truth, you should think about it and inquire. ”
"People are in a hurry."
"What's the hurry? It's okay for you to look for me. ”
"Of course there is something, I want to find you to reproduce, you promised."
Ding Rui was stunned, "When did I promise you?" ”
"What Zach said, I said that your body has a hormonal reaction when you reproduce, that is to think about Luo, do you want to agree?"
"I'll you!" Ding Rui is going crazy, "You two are really a perfect match, one is cute, the other is stupid, if it was really my family just now, don't talk about reproduction like this, I still have to fight with you." ”
"Huh? Aren't they your family? ”
Ding Rui said for a while, "I mean I've been away from home for a long time, and I don't take it as my home anymore." ”
She didn't doubt it much, and came up and grabbed his hand, "That's fine." Okay, you're showing up anyway. Let's have fun and breed offspring. ”
Ding Rui couldn't cry or laugh, and pulled out his hand and said, "Miss, you can find someone else, I have a wife." ”
"I know, I don't mind."
"But I don't mind. Okay, you go back, this is not the place for you to come, and we are not suitable. ”
"You ......," she stopped, her eyes red, "you really hate me so much?" ”
"That's not what I mean, I mean......"
"You are." She burst into tears, "Do you know that there has been an accident in the big game recently, and my dad was forced to resign, which made everyone unhappy, I thought I would be happy to see you, and come all the way to you, but you treat people like this." He wiped away tears as he spoke.
"Why are you crying for no reason?" His immunity to women's tears is basically a negative number, not to mention that she is so beautiful and cute, Zach jumped on her shoulder, "Ding Rui, you are not right, bullying my wife, where is the love that you sacrificed your life to save her when you were in Qiandao Lake?" ”
"Isn't that love?" Ding Rui sighed: "Something happened to your father, why should you accompany him and come to me?" ”
"It's for my dad and I came, he has always wanted to have a little grandson, but my two sisters refused to have children, I also said to make him happy, and, thinking that you saved me in Qiandao Lake, there is nothing to reciprocate, just give you my first time as a gift, do you think your reproductive conditions are really superior to no one else? I looked for you because I liked you, but I didn't expect you to pay attention to it at all, woo woo woo ......" She cried even more sadly.
Ding Rui was completely speechless about her logic, and could only say that he didn't understand the alien world.
"Golia! Goliath! Mao Mao rubbed her cheek, "Don't cry, it's not that he doesn't care, it's that you're not doing it right." ”
Gloria stopped her tears, "What's wrong? ”
"First of all have you noticed the women of this planet? Compared to you, do they look good? ”
"It's not pretty." She doesn't need to be modest about this, her appearance must stand out among ordinary women.
"That's right. Ding Rui was born on such a planet, and here, even if he wants to reproduce with such an ugly woman, he still has to do a lot of things, such as the earth I have learned, men have to send flowers to women, send cards, invite her to dinner, watch movies, buy expensive jewelry, etc., and kneel on the ground to propose, so that it is possible to have reproduction with them, and after marriage, they can only reproduce with the only female companion, and they have to provide her with food and shelter, if he reproduces with other women, he will be beaten by his wife and his face will be bruised and swollen. Mao Mao said this and asked Ding Rui, "Is that so?" ”
Ding Rui nodded, "Almost." ”
Goliath looked at him in disbelief, "Is that really the case with your man?" ”
"Yes."
"It's pathetic." Gloria's eyes flashed with sympathy, and she came up to touch Ding Rui's face, "It's too unequal." ”
Mao Mao continued: "This is their tradition, so Ding Rui doesn't care about you, he is not used to your way, a good-looking woman like you actually takes the initiative to have sex with him, he will find it difficult to accept, because it goes against habits and traditions." ”
Goliath stared at him, "Is that so?" ”
"Uh...... This ......"
Zach said impatiently: "Don't do this or that, Golia, my advice is that you want to change your way and ask Ding Rui to take the initiative to pursue you." ”
"How?"
"First of all, you want him to give flowers and gifts, and then you have to make a very disdainful appearance, even if you are happy, you can only be happy in your heart, you must be cold to him, and you will come and go as soon as you are called. In short, the man on the earth is a 'cheap' word, you have to give him enough opportunities to be cheap before he will obey you, understand? ”
Ding Rui was sweating profusely when he heard this.
"I see." Golia asked Ding Rui, "Okay, how cheap do you want to be?" ”
Ding Rui looked up to the sky and sighed, touched in the storage space for a long time, and found a piece of shiny ore, probably inadvertently put it in when he was packing things, he offered it to Golia with both hands, "Golia, this is my gift to you." ”
Goliath jumped up happily when she saw it, "What a beautiful stone." Mao Mao hurriedly coughed on the side, she came to her senses, and said disdainfully: "What rotten stones, I don't like it." ”
Ding Rui said: "Okay, I made a cheap failure, goodbye." ”
"Hey...... "Seeing that he was about to leave, Mao Mao grabbed him, "That's not the case." You should give up and continue to pursue until she crushes your self-esteem to pieces, and finally falls in love with you again because of sympathy. Why did you leave all at once? ”
Ding Rui sighed, "Zach, where did you know this?" ”
"Isn't it the case that men chase women on your earth's television?"
"Yes. But the premise is that this man loves this woman very much. ”
"Don't you love Golia?"
"Why do you say I love her?"
"Why do hormone levels rise if I don't love you?"
"That'...... Is that a normal physiological reaction for a man? ”
"Are you saying you love her in body but not in your heart?"
"Sort of."
"Lie! The body is the most honest, are all earthlings fools? It's just a matter of deceiving others, but you still deceive yourself? ”
Ding Rui was really speechless for a while, and thought for a long time before saying: "This is our culture, called Lijiao, although the body wants it, but out of respect, it is denied." ”
"But the other party also intends to respect you?"
"But I have to respect my wife, they don't want me to have children with her, and I have to obey. Because I also ask them not to ...... with others What ...... "He really didn't want to say those two words again.
Goliath was furious, and her willow eyebrows were raised, "Good! Call your wife and we'll make it clear to your face to see if they really don't agree. ”
Ding Rui had a hunch that the fight would be endless, and said: "Both, I still have something very important, I declare that I respect Miss Golia, and I appreciate her admiration for me, but I understand her kindness, now please don't hinder me from doing important things, okay?" ”
After saying that, a smoke flew into the distance, and Golia wanted to scream, but Maomao stopped her, "Wife, don't worry, this thing won't work out for a while." We have to be ready to fight a long game, and I will find another way. ”
Goliath wondered, "Husband, why are you so enthusiastic about this?" ”
"Because I'm pissed off by this bastard." Mao Mao said hatefully: "The heart is different, cheap and weak." The most infuriating thing is that he actually forgot that you are my wife, and if he refuses you, he will not give me face. As the most powerful Maomao race, I can't be a fool of the earth? Rest assured, my wife, the matter of sleeping with him is wrapped up in your husband and me! ”
Golia burst into tears and laughed, hugged Maomao and kissed her: "Husband, you are so good to me, I love you to death!" ”
"Hey! Slobber...... Saliva ......"