On the way, Bao Yuan encountered a little trouble, saying that it was not big, but it was not small.

Here's the thing......

As the saying goes: The bird that abandons the nest flies very happily, and the king who leaves the water climbs very slowly. Bao Yuan drove a Volkswagen CC, a bass DJ, and went straight to the land of Yanzhao at a speed of one hundred and twenty yards. has to sing, sing and sing, and count the song "Men Should Be Self-Improvement" is strong and powerful...... If there is a bird in the mouth, it will not be light, the singing is tired, the four brothers continue to fart, you say, I say, it's just a few nonsense topics, first I talked about some political anecdotes and jokes, and then talked about the lace news of the leader Bao Xiaosan, chatting and chatting and turning Bao Yuan's body......

The brothers played the role of reporters to interview Bao Yuan.

said that the party and the people knew that Bao Xiaotai's body had always been very good, and he had always been a hiccup and not a fart. The question is, can you carry your body when you marry a daughter-in-law? Do you need to make a special trip to India to get some magic oil and medicine, eat it, and adjust it?

The brothers especially emphasized, and pointed out: As the core of our party, Mrs. Bao is the red sun in our hearts, and a good example for us to study the road of pickling girls, guiding the direction and guiding us to move forward.

The words were full of emotion.

The implication is to remind Bao Yuan: to be a man, to remember, as a man, to remember: good fire and charcoal! Good bed waste board! Good girl Feihan!

Bao Yuan shot back, you guys only have greed left, yes, greed has balls? Do you have the ability to soak in your own bubble?

The buddies took a step closer and said: Alas! Mrs. Bao is a spaceship among the rich at this stage, and we can barely count the small oil tankers among the rich. If we let go and do it boldly, no matter where we go. It's easy to soak three, five, eight or seven girls casually. The question is. We also want to soak in that kind of stunning, enchanting, plump, fat but not greasy foreign girl, who knows cold and hot, and knows kung fu, and can openly marry home, if you want to marry, you can marry. The government doesn't agree, afraid of an egg? Our father agrees, Lao Tzu marries his daughter-in-law openly, what does it hurt to hinder the government?

Bao Yuanda was proud: "There is no way, to deal with this kind of woman, you must not only rely on handsomeness and character to conquer, but also rely on creation and shamelessness." ”

The buddies said: "What we mean is, can Mrs. Bao pass on this 'shameless' kung fu to us two tricks." ”

Bao Yuan said: "Fuck you, you can't pass it on by words, you can only teach by example!" ”

The buddies protested: "Okay! Brat. You don't teach, do you? When you enter the cave room, we will pick your window and learn by word and deed! ”

Bao Yuan said: "That's not good, it's not easy for children!" ”

After speaking, the four brothers laughed, Sun Panzi turned a deaf ear to this, did not intervene, did not pick up the stubble, and did not move in the wind and rain.

One said and one was happy, and unconsciously came to the territory of Hebei. Got off the highway. Bao Yuan was worried that Du Muqing couldn't keep up, why? Because Du Muqing pulled the mother and daughter of the worm, the speed of the car should not be too fast, and she didn't think about it. We have to think for our children, the motherland does not take children as treasures, we have to be treasures.

Besides.

We are now infinitely close to our destination. At this moment, there is still no trace of Alice Nika and Flower Snow Killing.

Bao Yuan slowly stepped on the accelerator. The speed is maintained at about 40 miles, and the turtle walks leisurely on the national highway. He thought to himself. Even if Alice Nika has a little bit of disobedience to Lao Tzu, with Hua Xue killing left and right, hum, what monstrous waves can she stir up? I don't believe it!

Between the lines, a hundred meters away, a strange woman suddenly burst out of the slope, about one meter six and five, a red headscarf on the hot day, wearing a pair of red high heels at her feet, looking left and right, looking, the woman seemed to be preparing to cross the national highway.

At first, Bao Yuan didn't care.

The national highway toll has been cancelled for a long time, although the road maintenance fee is spread in the gasoline, but this section of the national highway has been in disrepair for many years, but, seriously, it was not repaired well, and the relevant departments are even more abandoned, and the road is full of potholes...... If it weren't for the Volkswagen car's good shock absorption, the ass would have jumped up with the car like a pinball, Bao Yuan deliberately slowed down, the intention was very clear, Lao Tzu is a motor vehicle, you are a pedestrian, Lao Tzu is a moral, educated, thoughtful person, Lao Tzu does not sit with you on the 11th road of the general knowledge, you pass first, I let you, used to you.

Outcome.

The woman was too early, but too late, but waited for Bao Yuan to drive in front of him, Bao Yuan did not have the kind of magic to foresee the future, the woman accurately hit the right headlight in front of the front of the car, and she was elegant on the spot, ouch ouch.

Yo ho! Turtle grandmother, so lame? Don't look at whose car dares to touch porcelain?

The nameless karma of the fat hair rushed from his ass to his head, and he scolded loudly: "Bah! Is his grandmother really lacking in morality, and even the ball section dares to touch porcelain? Don't move, the little master of He Lao will do it himself, and see how Lao Tzu accuses her of rape, the fat master looks down on this kind of cheap bones the most! ”

Song Peng said: "Fat man, are you okay?" ”

Fat Mao said: "Master Song, you can do it, the fat man can't handle this little thing, how can he mix it up in the future?" With that, he jumped out of the car.

As a party to the accident, it was unreasonable for Bao Yuan not to get out of the car, seeing that the fat man was about to get started, Bao Yuan hurriedly stopped: "Fat man, forget it, isn't it just a mother-in-law who touches porcelain, it's a big deal, forget it, doing this kind of business is just spending money for money, forget it, you can't do it!" ”

While speaking, Bao Yuan took out a thousand more than a thousand from his arms, stuffed it into the woman's hand, and said in his mouth: "Old girl, it's okay, it's okay, take the money and leave quickly, don't act!" While the sun is still good, hurry up and find a new business to do, today is an auspicious day of the zodiac, business must be good! ”

But the woman said, "I don't want it." ”

I don't want to give money, what's the situation? Too little? Bao Yuan was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart,, what do you want if you don't want money? Could it be that Lao Tzu met the legendary female pervert today? Phew! Looking for a fight! At this time, looking at the woman carefully, Bao Yuan suddenly found that although the woman's dress was a little nondescript, it was rustic. However, a pair of red heels is particularly eye-catching. Look at the woman's face again, ho, she is a big beauty, but unfortunately, no matter how beautiful she is, she is always the next three indiscriminate people who touch porcelain.

Bao Yuan expressed surprise: "I don't want money, so what do you want?" ”

"Tell me what's your last name? I'll let you go! The woman asked very bizarrely, her eyes sweeping over Bao Yuan's face.

This question made Bao Yuan feel even more strange: "Lao Tzu's surname is Bao, Bao Zheng's bag, Bao Zheng's bag, Bao's bag...... What do you mean? Lack of money? Do you think that Lao Tzu hit you and must let you be falsely accused? I'm sorry, Lao Tzu told you, don't think about it, want to go to court? Lao Tzu told you plainly, if you are private, Lao Tzu can let you choose a cheap, Tonggong, hehe, only you are the one who suffers. ”

Between the porcelain, Du Muqing arrived. (To be continued.) )