Chapter 573: Mermaid Tears...
"Wait!"
The mermaid girl's expression made Qin Fen subconsciously feel a little bad: "Aren't the mermaid's tears similar to human tears?" ”
The mermaid girl glared at Qin Fen and said angrily: "Of course not, it's like sulfuric acid and clear water, they all look liquid, but do you dare to drink sulfuric acid?" ”
“……”
was so sharp to complain, Qin Fen was speechless.
"Human, let me go back, or I'll let my brother-in-law teach you a good lesson!" The mermaid girl is a fierce threat.
Qin Fen shrugged: "I'm sorry, I need your tears...... Since you won't cooperate, then I'll have to resort to some unconventional means. ”
"You, you...... Woohoo......"
Qin Fen asked the little girl who sold the lunch box to go home first, and the little girl who took the "hush money" jumped away. Then he picked up the mermaid girl, put it under her armpit, and walked towards the reeds not far away. Well, although it is still broad daylight, as long as it is not in plain sight.
"You, you, don't come here, if you get closer, I'll call someone!" The mermaid girl sat in the reeds, her long tail coiled under her, and her eyes were terrified.
"You call it, it's useless to scream throat ......"
"Bastard, don't touch me! ……”
"Well, it won't work there...... Please, woo woo......"
"Not really...... Ahhh ”
Three minutes later, looking at the mermaid girl who was weak and slumped on the ground, with a flushed face, Qin Fen threw away the reed root in his hand:
"Cut, tickle or something, it's really not okay."
There is an idiom called 'crying with joy', which means that when people are happy or laughing, sometimes they can laugh out tears. It's a pity that although the mermaid girl was scratched by Qin Fen and collapsed all over, she still didn't show the slightest sign of tears.
"It's a pity, if the storage space can be easily opened, I can take out the tear gas~~"
Qin Fen sighed, and his gaze was on the mermaid girl's buttocks below the waist.
"Since gentle means don't work, then you can only be tough~~"
The mermaid girl said in a panic: "You, what do you want to do?" I warn you ......"
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Bang Bang!"
Qin Fen shook off his palm, which was slightly numb from the anti-shock force, and frowned slightly. That's right, after tickling is useless, Qin Fen's second choice is to use pain to force him to comply. Pain is the body's protective mechanism, and after being stimulated by strong pain, the mermaid girl does have a great possibility of crying.
It's a pity that it turned out that Qin Fen guessed wrong again. He slapped him a few times, and although the mermaid girl's painful lips turned white, she still didn't look like she was going to cry in the slightest, but instead stared at Qin Fen with blue eyes that could kill people.
"Hey, it's useless?"
Qin Fen couldn't help but think of the last time in the world of the "Dark Bible", he and Julia's mother and daughter were looking for holy water and beauty essence, if the bad taste of the master still hasn't changed, then the mermaid's tears will not be tears in the conventional sense~~
Qin Fen squatted down, and stretched out one hand to the mermaid girl's tender breasts against the shell.
"Stop, stop!" The mermaid girl's voice suddenly became high-pitched.
Qin Fen's action paused: "Yes, but I have to get the mermaid's tears." ”
"Well, I don't have that kind of thing!" The mermaid girl's lips trembled, and her face turned pale.
But Qin Fen naturally wouldn't listen to these words, he sneered, and directly reached out to remove a piece of shell from the girl's body.
The mermaid girl's expression suddenly stiffened, but the ears on her head kept trembling. You can see that she is actually very scared.
The small breasts that have just begun to develop and the pink cherry at the top, shining in the sun, are still very green, but for some people, they are definitely the most precious things in the world. Unfortunately, it would be better if you didn't have that fish tail under you......
"Bastard, asshole, asshole! I will never forgive you! Just as Qin Fen was about to make further moves, the mermaid girl finally came back to her senses and tried her best.
It's a pity that this threat is too weak, and Qin Fen didn't pay attention to it at all.
"Don't, don't touch there!" The mermaid girl screamed, slapped Qin Fen's hand away, and covered her chest.
"You want tears, don't you?" Seeing that Qin Fen's face was not good, the girl hurriedly spoke, "Okay, no problem, but I must eat delicious and delicious food to be happy enough to shed tears!" ”
“……”
What's going on with this kind of slot-filled speech! Normal creatures don't cry with happiness because they eat delicious food!
"And what do you want to eat?"
"I want to eat, I want to eat fried sea bass with black truffle!" The girl closed her eyes and shook her head, her long blue hair in a beautiful arc under her eyes, "I heard my sister say that it was the best dish she had ever tasted, and I want to eat it too!" I'm going to be so happy to be able to eat something so delicious! ”
“……”
I'll you, girl, you're too demanding! If you are caught by earthworms, you are not qualified to taste French dinner, and the atmosphere will be ruined as soon as it is served!
As we all know, there are three top ingredients in France, namely caviar, foie gras, and truffles. Famous dishes include salmon caviar, pan-fried foie gras and pan-fried sea bass with black truffle.
Salmon caviar is full of grains, like red pearls, and the spoon used to feed is made of shells, because the metal spoon will destroy the aroma of the caviar; Qin Fen didn't have much interest in fried foie gras, but with the sauce boiled in sweet wine, it was still a delicacy in the world. Black truffle is a type of mushroom with a black bar. But it's expensive, almost as much as gold.
However, the reality is that only white truffles from Italy are worth as much as gold, and black truffles from France cost at most one-tenth of the price of white truffles.
Speaking of which, when many people first hear the word "truffle", they think it is the dew condensed by pine trees, but in fact, it is a kind of mushroom in the oak forest.
To this day, the best way to find truffles is to rely on the sense of smell of hunting dogs, and in the oak forests of France and Italy, truffle hunters with their hounds are busy running every day for truffles that are more expensive than gold.
However, because truffles contain substances that excite sows, using sows to find truffles is the most accurate and efficient. But because sows love truffles more than humans, if they are not careful, truffles that are more expensive than gold are eaten by sows in one bite, so sows are not very common, after all, no one can take food from the pig's mouth every time. Once the truffle is eaten by the sow, the owner will be so distressed that he can't breathe. If you come a few more times, your heart will definitely not be able to stand it!
“…… I refuse. Qin Fen was silent for three seconds and shook his head very dryly.
This top-notch dish of sea bass with black truffle is a top-notch dish that takes a lot of time, time, and effort, from the selection of ingredients to the processing. If you want to eat top-notch deliciousness, waiting is essential - and what Qin Fen lacks most now is time.
"You, you, how can you do this?!" The mermaid girl pursed her mouth.
Qin Fen shrugged: "Because I know you're just delaying time......"
"Where, where is there ......"
Sure enough, it's still too simple, and when you speak, your eyes should at least look directly at each other, and the panic and uneasiness on your face have exposed all your inner thoughts! If I can't see this, am I not blind!
"Hmph, it doesn't matter." Qin Fen shook his head, "I'll take it myself." ”
"I said no...... Wait a minute! What are you doing?! The mermaid girl's frightened and angry cry sounded in the reeds, and then the story began to unfold in a bad direction.
"Ah, there, there......"
"Please don't be like this, this posture is too shameful!"
"Woo woo, damn human, I'm not pure......"
About ten minutes later, the mermaid girl's whole body seemed to be boneless, her pink face was like a ripe apple at this time, her eyes were scattered, a small cherry mouth, and she unconsciously opened and closed gently, and there was still a faint tear stain in the corner of her eye, which was extremely attractive...... To be honest, no matter who looks at this face, it is a big news that can make headlines on the front page-
"The Mermaid Girl Was Brutalized by Gangsters, Her Clothes Were Broken, Her Body Was Bruised......"
"Whew, that's it."
Qin Fen exhaled, and in his hand, there were two more crystal flowing water droplets, the special surname of the water droplets was very peculiar, as if the dew drops were crystal round, and like mercury condensed but not dispersed, refracting colorful light in the sun, at first glance I thought it was a precious jewelry treasure.
It was precisely because of the 'holy water' of the Dark Bible that Qin Fen had a faint guess about the surname of tears. It turns out that the discipline of the master is really negative as always......
Juggernaut's chime sounded at the right time:
"Ding: Successfully obtained the quest item 'Mermaid's Tears', and this round of the game is completed ......"
"Mermaid's Tears, special items to take out of this world. Effect: After taking it, it can relieve all abnormal states of the body, such as bleeding, weakness, blindness, disability, etc., but it cannot remove the restrictions of surname and storage space. ”
"Note 1: Mermaids are species that live in water, so there are no tear ducts. Their 'tears' are actually special fluids secreted by a mysterious area of the brain when the body is extremely excited, which usually acts as 'lubrication', and also marks the mermaid's transition from the 'growth period' to the 'maturity stage'......"
"Note 2: Mermaids are a special species, there is no common phenomenon of birth/breeding isolation, and after conception, the children born from the eggs are all mermaids with female surnames. Therefore, adventurers can be assured to ......"
I always feel that this remark is full of points.,The lower half of the mermaid's body is a fish tail.,There's no way to do it.,She doesn't have the organs to do it at all!
Before leaving, Qin Fen hugged the mermaid girl Yun'er, whose eyes had become watery, back into the sea, and admonished in a serious voice:
"Don't bite the bait next time...... It's too cheap to eat earthworms or something!! ”