Fifty-eight, the face of the matchmaker
The words were divided into two ends, after Ding Rui was teleported by the marriage agency, he came to a huge white flat land that could not be seen on all sides, it was not like an alien planet, because gravity, humidity, and temperature were about the same as the earth, and a large five-story spaceship was slowly landing in front of him.
At first glance, this spaceship looks like a luxury cruise ship, decorated with colorful lights, but there are more wings on the top, the whole body is milky white, and a faint halo looks very comforting.
After the spaceship stopped in front of him, the door slowly opened, and a shelf decorated with a golden red carpet extended to his feet, and he saw a humanoid creature coming out of the door, and bowed to him politely, "First meeting, Mr. Ding, I am the matchmaker No. 77." ”
finally saw this matchmaker who only heard her voice and didn't see her, and the moment he saw her, Ding Rui's first reaction was that she was like the image of the classic villain Frieza in "Dragon Ball", but it was a female version. She has a white body, a round head, but pointed ears, a perfect S-shaped body, protruding forward and backward, a long tail but an arrow-shaped tail, and a pair of Danfeng eyes that are like human women's extreme charm and radiance, although the image is very different from that of human women, but it is definitely a pleasing female alien.
"Hello, Ms. matchmaker, what should you call it?"
When the matchmaker walks towards him, the joints of her body will make a metallic sound of whining and mechanical movement, and her voice is as pleasant and soft as on the phone: "I am a mechanical life form of the planet Assigane, my real name is Lisa, please take care of me." ”
Ding Rui bowed in return, Lisa made a gesture of invitation, and he stepped into the ship, and as the door closed behind him, the ship began to take off.
"That's magnanimous." He looked inside the cabin, which was obviously carefully designed according to the taste of the earthlings, like a luxurious hall of a noble drinking party, with a smooth marble floor under the huge and delicate crystal chandelier, a staircase handrail decorated with crystals, and uniformly dressed servants standing neatly on both sides, looking like humans, but a closer look reveals that they are all metal faces, mechanical servants. Under the high wine shelves, there are exquisite silver spoons and crystal cups, which are intertwined with the reflections everywhere under the light, making people dazzled and indescribably extravagant.
Lisa said: "Although you are a second-level VIP, you are one of the most important VIPs in this institution, so it is natural to work hard to welcome your arrival." ”
A mechanical waiter politely handed over the red wine, he took a sip of it, mellow and fragrant, and asked, "Am I alone in such a big place?" ”
"Yes, for your personal furnishings."
"Don't you think it's a waste?" He laughed, "Why don't you just teleport me to the sorority location?" ”
"First, it is a sign of welcome, and secondly, there are some things at the sorority that need to be communicated with you." Lisa gestured to a table full of delicate snacks and sat down with him.
Ding Rui unceremoniously picked up a fruit and tasted it, "Then please give me a lot of advice." ”
"Although this blind date is an imitation of human beings' 'do not disturb', but many details are still different, because the level of science and technology causes some differences in habits, such as human beings ask more about life background, living habits, personal property, etc. when they go on a blind date, but in our blind date will appear less, because the guest information is public, you can query it on the Starlink network, and because the second-level VIP are people with a certain status, there is no need to worry about life and food, so the guests pay more attention to whether they are like-minded when they go on a blind date. Therefore, every year we have a theme for the blind date, for example, this year's theme is: games. ”
"What kind of game?"
"Online games."
"I guess your game is different from ours, right?"
"It's pretty much the same, just a little more realistic and more technical. In our world, online games occupy a high proportion of people's lives, entertainment, socialization, competitive careers, and personality expression, etc., are almost all done in it. Because the appearance of the Force has broken people's perception of pure physical ability, intelligence is the most important. To put it simply, smart people are more popular with the opposite sex. ”
Ding Rui smiled: "Even in our world, fools are not welcome. I'm really not good at games, though. ”
"It doesn't matter, you're going through the motions anyway. We have prepared a draft for you, you take a look before you go on stage, and introduce yourself accordingly, we have done a personality analysis of the female guests this time, as long as you express according to the script, it will generally not arouse their interest. When the lights are out, you'll be able to go home. ”
"It's that simple, but what if someone leaves the light?"
"Rest assured, I said our theme is games, compared to yours' If you don't do well, she will definitely give up, take 10,000 steps back, even if she still likes you, we will find out her intolerable personality traits according to the woman's information and then remind you, you can put forward harsh requirements on a blind date, such as she can't tolerate laziness, you just say that you are lazy, then worry-free. ”
Ding Rui took her manuscript and looked at it, which was flat and straightforward, to the effect that Ding Rui's personal experience in the sixth dimension was repeated, and some unflattering shortcomings were added, such as loose style, extreme freedom lover, picky, self-righteous, etc. This relieved him, and it seems that this time the marriage agency really just wanted him to go through the motions. He laughed, "It's going through the motions, but my self-esteem hurts a little bit by saying that I'm like this." ”
"I hope you control it well, we really don't want you to be outstanding and make a difference."
"Don't worry, I'll just go to an extraterrestrial blind date to open my eyes."
During the conversation, the spacecraft came to the top of a green planet in the hyperspace jump, and Lisa introduced: "This is the entertainment star of the Star Alliance, Planet Kakasina, which is the planet with the best known environment in the universe, and a tourist attraction that all astronauts yearn for, and the largest city of which is the 'Big Play City' is our venue address." ”
Kakasina is about 250,000 light-years away from the earth, about 1/3 of the earth's volume, with less gravity, half of the ocean and half of the land area, and 90% of the world's green vegetation. From here, Ding Rui knows that in fact, all life forms have something in common, the better the environment, the easier it is to produce life, and the earth is a medium to high habitable planet among the life planets.
As soon as you enter Kakasina you will see a strange scene, above the green vegetation are huge floating islands, on which the city is built, all kinds of flying machines shuttle back and forth on the floating islands, and you can also see a series of teleportation pipes, and from time to time you can see figures passing by. A huge energy shield looms over the city, and flying vehicles that look like star-chariots take off and land on the tarmac below.
The city in the distance is beautiful, the rows of buildings are as white as radio transistors, the high minaret in the center has huge spotlights, the light is colorful, like the eye of the gods to defend the city, the large buildings complement the surrounding mountains, and the environment is integrated, on top is artificially decorated white snow, piercing the sky, making people and gods go to it at will, as if making people's hearts turn into Brahma.
"It's beautiful." He couldn't stop admiring, and when he came out of the cabin, he was immediately relaxed, and the air here smelled indescribably good, and there was a faint fragrance, which made people feel refreshed. Although there are aircraft taking off and landing from time to time, they are all silent systems, not noisy at all, the surrounding furnishings are simple and exquisite, and the strong sense of the future makes people look flawless.
Lisa said: "I'll go through immigration for you now, the mechanical attendant will take you out of the airport, the blind date will be scheduled at six o'clock in the evening Earth time, if you like, you can walk around, just call me at any time if you need anything." ”
"Thank you." Seeing Lisa leave, he stepped on a transparent frisbee under the escort of two mechanical attendants, and automatically moved outside the airport, on the way Lisa said that the formalities were completed, and he landed directly in the airport hall, and met him five minutes later.
As soon as he entered the airport hall, Ding Rui was dazzled, and the automatic frisbees on both sides came down from time to time aliens of different shapes, round, square, tentacles, beast-headed and human-like, and sticky...... There are also some strange things that are indescribable, he saw that there was a pipe in the distance, and there was a prompt sound in the hall: Please take the exclusive passage for alien tourists who are more than five meters in size, thank you for your cooperation. Some huge aliens like stone sculptures can be seen walking in.
The mechanical attendant said, "Mr. Ding, your room is booked at the Garden Hotel, please come with us." ”
Ding Rui followed them to a pipe-shaped flying car, miraculously it was transparent, and there was no power unit in sight, and there were two seats inside, quietly parked on both sides of the hall waiting for passengers to get on the bus.
He was about to go up when suddenly an alien who looked like an upright octopus, with eight tentacles and a big head on his head, passed by, and when he saw Ding Rui, he looked at it curiously, and said in a sharp and thin voice: "Which planet is this?" ”
Without waiting for Ding Rui to answer, he raised a tentacle and scanned it at him, and the tentacle clicked again, as if it had entered the network of the Star Alliance, "It turned out to be an earthling." Strange, how can the planetary creatures of low-end civilizations come here? ”
Then Lisa came over from the side, "Mr. Ait, please don't be rude to my guests. ”
"Lisa, the matchmaker at the matchmaking agency." Aite the octopusman's expression changed, probably laughing, but it was worse than crying.
Lisa owed to Ding Rui and said, "Mr. Ding, this is Aite, an alien from a molten planet, and he is also a guest at this meeting. He said to Aite again: "Mr. Aite, Mr. Ding Rui is a nobleman from the Sixth Dimensional Earth, one of the VIPs of this blind date, please give him a courtesy that matches his status." ”
Aite said: "The members of the marriage agency are getting lower and lower, and a low-end planet that has just been discovered by the Star Federation can also come. But whoever comes, Miss Goliath is mine. After saying that, he held his huge head high, moved his tentacles and walked away proudly.