Chapter Sixty-Seven: Bad Idea
On a dark and windy night, a man walked into the eighteenth floor where Chen Haonan and the others were, but how did he look at it and feel that this man was a little wrong, there was no shadow of him on the ground under the illumination of the light, and his face was pale and not human-like at all, so what was he.
The man looked at the surrounding decoration and said to himself: "His uncle's I will leave for a few days, and someone will come again, I'm really not afraid of death, hum, how to fix you when my brother arrives." After saying that, he walked inside, and just walked in and took it with him Why is it, because there is a sword on his neck, to be precise, a wooden sword, and under the light, we saw who it was, yes, it was Chen Haonan.
I only heard Chen Haonan say: "If you dare to move, I will hang you, if you don't believe it, you can give it a try, I am very happy to see it." ”
The man trembled and said, "That big brother, can you move the sword away a little, I don't dare to speak like this." ”
I said, "Well, you don't dare to play any tricks." ”
The man said in his heart: "It seems that this guy is not an ordinary person, what should I do now, I don't know how to deal with it, I don't know what to do with it, so I'll have to make a trick next." After speaking, he looked at Chen Haonan with very strict eyes.
Chen Haonan looked at him with a stern expression and was a little curious, could it be that this guy still wanted to resist, but he saw the man put on a posture: "Who are you, why did you occupy my place." As soon as Chen Haonan wanted to speak, he saw the other party turn around and run wildly, Chen Haonan was completely stunned, who would have thought that he would be so spineless and run away just now.
The man had just run a few steps but suddenly fell to his knees and trembled, "Woman, I was wrong. "That's right, the woman is Wenjie, as for this and the man is the culprit of the haunting on the eighteenth floor in other people's mouths, tonight this is a set set by Chen Haonan and them, since you have come in, of course you won't let you run anymore, as for why this ghost is so spineless to kneel, as mentioned earlier, the level of ghosts is very strict, Wenjie is a ghost who can immediately condense the essence of the yin body, she only needs to release a little momentum for this ghost is natural suppression, this ghost has no confidence to resist, But he is still quite powerful, and he knelt down as soon as he saw Wenjie again, this feeling is really keen.
Yang Feng and a few people also came over from other places, they all used Taoism to hide around at first, but now when they saw this ghost, they knelt down directly and felt bored, until Yunshuang looked at him and said to us: "Didn't you say that ghosts are terrible, but I think he is a coward, or the kind of coward who has no self-esteem and backbone." ”
Who knew that the ghost raised his head and said: "What do you know, this is called knowing the times as Junjie, surrendering when the enemy has overwhelming strength is actually a way to preserve strength, sometimes surrender is more difficult to make a decision than dying in battle, but brother is a very smart ghost." ”
I said: "So you just kneel directly, no matter how you look at it, it's just spineless, don't say yourself so noble, cowardice is cowardice, don't make so many excuses, in fact, we won't despise you." ”
Yang Feng: "I can't imagine that the set we set up is indeed such a thing in the end, I think it's a bit too late for us to wait for him here at night." ”
Lord Fang Yun: "Agreed, I don't think it's a waste of air to talk nonsense with him, it's a waste of air to live like this kind of coward, and it's a waste of time to die even if it becomes a ghost, I really don't think it's worth wasting time on this kind of guy, and it's worthless to see him, so let's take it as a good deed and give him a ride." ”
Wu Yong: "Seconded." Me: "Okay, don't talk nonsense. ”
After speaking, he said to the male ghost: "First of all, in order to express sincerity, first tell me your real name, remember that it is your real name." ”
The male ghost said: "My name is Wei Dabao, male, died at the age of twenty-five, and I have no marriage before my death and have been single since I was born." ”
I said impatiently: "I didn't let you say this, Wei Dabao, you can tell me what we should do with you." ”
Wei Dabao said carefully: "Why don't you treat me as a fart, I'm worthless." ”
Wu Yong said: "It's up to us to decide whether it's worth it or not, whether you want to live or not now." ”
Wei Dabao: "It seems that I am a ghost now, and I will be gone tomorrow morning." ”
Wu Yong: "Okay, in other words, do you want to be distracted or honestly answer our questions." ”
Wei Dabao said cautiously: "Is there a third choice for that?" ”
Yang Feng said: "Yes, that is, the soul will be scattered immediately." ”
Wei Dabao immediately said: "I'll choose the second one, in fact, as soon as I see all the great immortals, I know that I have no other choice at all." ”
Fang Yunzhu: "Okay, you are really direct, then let me ask you if it is your credit to be haunted here before, you have to answer honestly, oh don't lie," After speaking, Wenjie snorted very cooperatively.
Wei Dabao also knew that he really had no choice and said: "Yes, I used to make this place haunted. ”
Yang Feng: "Then why are you making trouble here, if you were alive like this, I would have sent you to the police a long time ago, don't come out to mix if you don't have the ability, you have to pay it back, no one arrested you before it doesn't mean that you can always get away with it." ”
Wei Dabao: "But I'm a prank at best, in fact, I've never hurt anyone, I'm just scaring them, of course I'm going to fight back when they fight for a house with me." ”
I wondered, "Then didn't they find someone to arrest you, and you don't look like some capable person, well, you're a ghost." ”
Wei Dabao: "That's because the people they invited were more frustrated than me, they were just a bunch of pretending to be ghosts, if I wasn't kind, I would have hung up on those guys a long time ago." ”
Yang Feng: "Wow, wow, wow, someone actually said that he was frustrated, even if he is a ghost now, I haven't seen it, it's really better to hear than to see, then tell me where you are frustrated." ”
Wei Dabao: "Of course I'm frustrated, I'm not discussing this topic now, let's continue the topic just now." ”
I said, "Okay, first of all, you have to do us a favor, and secondly, after the matter is done, we will let you go to reincarnation." ”
Wei Dabao: "It's not good, why do I want to be reincarnated, in fact, death is just the beginning of another life, I don't think it's bad, I don't have to run for life every day like when I was alive." ”
Yunshuang said: "It's so philosophical, is this the joy of Zifei Fish Anzhi Fish?" ”
When Wei Dabao heard this, he looked at Yunshuang and said, "Yo, there is a beautiful girl here, why is Yang interested in accompanying me to discuss life." ”
But he immediately knew what it meant to be happy, Wu Yong directly hit him with a ghost slashing talisman and rolled on the ground in pain, Wu Yong said: "Master Yong, my woman, you dare to **, it seems that you want to die once." Wei Dabao hurriedly begged for mercy: "Joking, don't worry if I'm joking with her, it's not worth it if you get angry with your body, right?" ”
I glanced at him and said, "Don't be here for us, how about I ask you for a favor now." ”
He immediately said: "Daxian has something to say, as long as I can do it, I will do my best." ”
I said, "Very good, I want you to go down there tomorrow to make trouble, but don't hurt people and don't make trouble, you just need to play a little prank, you understand." ”
He nodded wildly and said, "Taijun, I understand that I will never make a mistake." ”
I nodded, rushed up, punched, kicked and scolded: "Too much of your uncle, too much of your sister, too big, that uncle, look at Lao Tzu for a few days to teach you to be a human and a ghost, don't think that you can be so arrogant if you are a ghost, you are still far behind." "In the end, it was Yang Feng and they pulled me away.
I took a breath and calmed down my excitement, and said fiercely: "Boy, this is just a lesson for you to know what trouble comes from the mouth, okay, Wenjie will give him a sign to get out." After hearing this, Wenjie put a mark on him, so that even if he ran away, Wenjie would follow the mark to find him, which also prevented him from running away.
After feeling that Wenjie had really made a mark on him, he cried and said with a sad face: "Brother, you are my own brother, don't be so ruthless, you still made a mark." ”
I snorted: "No poison, no husband, those who become big things are not informal, remember not to hurt their lives, otherwise you know." He had no choice but to leave to prepare for tomorrow.
Yang Feng asked me after seeing him leave: "Hey Haonan, you won't really do this, if you let our master know, I guarantee that we will be miserable." ”
I said casually: "Let's not say who knows, God knows we know I think it's nothing, besides, it's just to let him scare them, there will be nothing to do, go back and rest for a while, there is still something to do tomorrow." ”
After hearing this, they all began to go back, and Lord Fang Yun whispered to them: "Haonan is really despicable and shameless, I can think of this kind of method, I am ashamed of him." ”
Although he said it quietly, I still heard it, and I said to him: "Xiao Fangzi, wait for the two of us to have an in-depth exchange, I have itchy hands for the past two days, and my body is about to rust to accompany me through two tricks." ”
After hearing this, he first paused for a moment, and finally ran wildly, I looked at his back and thought: "When did my brother become so domineering, alas, how can I be so domineering in the future, there won't be many girls vying to be my girlfriend." "Let's walk home while thinking about it.
The next morning, the men and women on the seventeenth floor were busy with their work, when suddenly a beautiful woman rushed out of the women's toilet and shouted, "Ghost, there is a ghost in the toilet." "Since everyone knows that the eighteenth floor has been haunted before, so after hearing it, they are all in a mess, the women scream non-stop, the men are okay, they still have the heart to eat tofu, brother, you comfort where are your hands, and that is you, what do you mean by hugging left and right.
Wei Dabao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the sound outside, and then cheered himself up, he must do things well, otherwise he will be able to stand it.