CH.25 The Enemy of the Enemy
What is he doing walking towards me? Could it be that my brother is so handsome, standing out from the crowd, even Mao Xiaosan can't hold it, and wants to tease me?
"You kid, I haven't grown a lot taller in many years!" Mao Xiaosan punched me in the chest, beating me to the point where I wanted to vomit blood, where is this, I don't know him.
Before I could say anything, Mao Xiaosan pulled me out of the crowd and pulled me to the grove on the side.
"Hey, big brother, I'm not good at that." I put aside Mao Xiaosan's hand on my shoulder and looked at him with disgust.
"Holy!" Mao Xiaosan saw that I was so faceless, raised his hand and wanted to hit me again, but suddenly thought of something, put away his hand again, and said, "You kid coaxed me just now, right?" ”
"Ahem," I blushed, refusing to admit it, "Huh? What are you talking about? ”
"Reload! I've seen everything! Don't try to bluff me! Mao Xiaosan scolded.
Alas, I found out that I was a declining life, surrounded by great gods, not to mention Mao Xiaosan, even if I was cute and stupid, I couldn't beat it, and I was always bullied by them.
Seeing Mao Xiaosan's expression that Lao Tzu knows everything, and if you lie again, Lao Tzu will beat you, I can only nod and admit it, Mao Xiaosan smiled, and hugged me over again: "You have a grudge against Laoshan, right?" ”
"Well, the revenge of the relatives." I nodded, Laoshan killed my father and aunt, and almost killed me and Derpy, as well as Yanran, this hatred is not shared.
"That's it!" Mao Xiaosan grabbed my hand and shook it, "The enemy of the enemy is a friend, let's go to Laoshan together in the future and kill them." ”
"Wait! I have to find out first, why are you looking for me? ”
Maoshan and Lushan are inseparable from Laoshan, Mao Xiaosan didn't look for them, but instead looked for me, a little white who just entered the Tao and didn't understand anything, how did it help him?
"This ......" Mao Xiaosan lowered his head and thought for a long time, then raised his head and asked me, "Brother, what's your name?" Which school is it? ”
"Damn, you don't know what my name is, you're so affectionate with me?" If I hadn't been able to beat Mao Xiaosan, I would have beaten him, it was so weird.
"Speak quickly, speak quickly."
"Han Shui, Maoshan."
"Maoshan is a big faction!" Mao Xiaosan slapped his thigh exaggeratedly and said, "Actually, I have a little favor that needs your help, brother." ”
I knew that Mao Xiaosan would not come to pull me into the gang for no reason, this is definitely not simple, thinking that my uncle asked me to make less trouble, so I shook my head decisively: "Don't help." ”
"You basket!" Mao Xiaosan rolled up his sleeves as he spoke, "Your grandfather Mao took you to make a fortune, but you didn't help." ”
"If you don't help, you don't help!" I turned around and ran, but I didn't expect that there was a big tree behind me, and I didn't have time to react and hit it directly, causing me to roll on the ground in pain.
"! Big brother, what are you playing? Mao Xiaosan laughed.
It's a ghost, it must be disfigured, and it doesn't look like Wu Yanzu.
"You just say whether you can help or not." Mao Xiaosan pulled me up.
"What do you say first?"
"To put it simply, I found a treasure map, and it takes yin and yang eyes to unlock the secret." Mao Xiaosan said mysteriously.
"Damn, it's yin and yang eyes again, can I ask why each of you knows that I have yin and yang eyes?" I decided to wear sunglasses when I went out in the future, so as not to be chased and killed every time I went out.
"This is a necessary skill for being a handsome guy, and if you don't have this skill, you are not handsome enough." Mao Xiaosan said with a smile.
"Come on, don't bluff me with this, Lao Tzu has been handsome for eighteen years, and this skill is obviously not valid." I said solemnly.
Mao Xiaosan suddenly arched his hand and said admiringly: "In terms of shamelessness or big brother, you are strong, you are losing." ”
I nodded solemnly and said, "It's okay if you want me to help, but what's in it for me?" ”
Mao Xiaosan lowered his head and thought for a while: "When the time comes, you will have three treasures and I will seven?" ”
It can be seen that this Mao Xiaosan's heart is not bad, at least he is not greedy, he is a good person, but he just met me, how can I be so easily sent away by him: "Don't come to these vain, the baby is there, whether you have the life to take it or not, it is still a problem, even if you get it, it may not be useful." ”
Mao Xiaosan almost punched me and scolded: "Then what do you want?" ”
I held out three fingers: "Be my bodyguard for three months." ”
Mao Xiaosan was stunned, looking at me and not speaking, I thought this request was too much, and I was thinking about how to give myself a step, but I didn't expect Mao Xiaosan to laugh: "What you said, three months is three months, and you are not allowed to regret it." ”
This time, I was stunned, I didn't expect this Mao Xiaosan to be so easy to settle, and the three-month bodyguard said that he would be done, just to unlock the secret of a treasure.
But I thought about it carefully, there is no shortage of people with yin and yang eyes in the various major sects, including Mr. Yin and Yang, but which of those people is not a bit of Taoism, that kind of person, Mao Xiaosan can't believe it, but like me, a little white who has just entered the industry, he is confident that he will not let me take advantage of it, so he is willing to cooperate with me.
The agreement was reached, Mao Xiaosan and I both got the benefits we wanted, and immediately called me brother and brother, I have to say that I have the same smell as Mao Xiaosan, and I want to bring down Laoshan together, and Mao Xiaosan wants to grab me and worship without a few words.
But Granny Xu asked me to go back, and I didn't dare to stay with Mao Xiaosan for more, so I said goodbye to him and returned to the Maoshan and Lushan camps.
"That Mao Xiaosan didn't bully you, right?" Sister Jing and Brother Yan, who were holding Totoro, stood at the outermost side of the camp to pick me up, and Sister Jing asked with concern.
"No, I knew him in my early years." I replied with a haha that Sister Jing and Brother Yan had only known me for a short time, and they cared about me like this, which made me feel warm in my heart, after all, I had just lost my dearest relative.
"It's okay, your master called you back, Granny Xu said that the Creation Jade is about to be born, let's go back and get ready." Brother Yan said with a smile.
I was teasing the chinchilla in Sister Jing's hand, and when I heard Brother Yan say this, I hurriedly ran back to my uncle.
When my uncle saw me, he didn't ask Mao Xiaosan what he was pulling me to do just now, but just said lightly: "When the Jade Maker is born, don't go up and grab it stupidly, anyone here has the ability to kill you, you just have to stand on the outside and watch the excitement." ”
I nodded honestly, and I obeyed my uncle's teachings.
I sat in the tent and learned from my uncle to close his eyes and recuperate, in fact, it didn't take long for me to fall asleep, but I was soon woken up by Sister Jing, I wiped the saliva from my mouth, and saw Granny Xu sitting in the tent suddenly walked out of the tent and shouted: "Lushan disciple obeys!" ”
Seeing this, Brother Yan also shouted: "Maoshan disciples obey orders!" ”
All the Maoshan Lushan disciples stopped what they were doing and gathered.
At the same time, the other three camps were also crowded, and they had obviously begun to set up their troops.
Only in the demon camp in the distance, there was no reaction, and the deathly silence made everyone a little worried.
"The Creation Jade is about to be born, and the disciples of the two factions will immediately wait outside the Great Sage Sacrifice Tomb!" After Granny Xu finished speaking, she turned around and walked directly towards the sacrificial mound.