Chapter 21 Oh, Oh Mud, Mahler Gobi!
Shi Fei thought for a while, and after making up his mind, he began to get up and dress. When he walked out of the dormitory in full dress, Lei Tao was already impatient to wait.
"You big man, why do you have so much trouble getting out of bed! Do you still have to spend half an hour grooming like a little girl? Lei Tao said with a glare.
"You think everyone is like you?" Shi Fei straightened his collar with his hands and fought back without a trace.
"You ......" As soon as Lei Tao heard this, he immediately became angry. There are 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping and roaring in his heart! Nima, aren't people just a little whiter and a little prettier? Is it my fault? Why was he caught by Shi Fei every time to complain, who did he provoke!
"Alright, brother, don't be upset. It's not your fault that you're pretty. Shi Fei seemed to see through Lei Tao's thoughts, walked over and put his hand on Lei Tao's shoulder, and said, "Let's go, buddy invites you to dinner, it is my thank you for your help yesterday, what do you think?" ”
"That's pretty much it." Lei Tao's mood improved a bit.
Yenching University's campus is large in size and has a peculiar layout. Seven kilometers to the left is the boys' dormitory, and seven kilometers to the right is the girls' dormitory. Therefore, for convenience, Yenching University has built a total of four student dining halls, two for male students and two for female students.
Of course, there are also some boys in Pingyu who often take the school tram to the restaurant next to the girls' dormitory to eat in order to seek the surname blessing of their lower body. Shi Fei and Lei Tao naturally wouldn't be so bored and run so far.
"! What kind of eyes are they, it's disgusting! After entering the restaurant, he found a corner and sat down, Lei Tao said with a depressed face. From the moment he entered the restaurant, almost everyone's eyes were on him. That kind of look is like a group of hungry wolves suddenly meeting the docile little sheep, eager to pounce and eat Lei Tao. made Lei Tao uncomfortable.
"Hehe, don't be angry." Shi Fei said with a smile, "No way, who made you so good." You are in this restaurant, like a diamond in the middle of a vast sea of sand, and people only need to look at it to see your sparkling brilliance. You're like a star in the night, so dazzling......"
"Shi Fei!!" Lei Tao stared at Shi Fei and said through gritted teeth. This appearance of him has a special taste, and the people around him are about to flow down.
"Sorry, sorry, a little carried away hehehehe." Seeing this, Shi Fei smiled and stopped. He knew that if he continued to talk, Lei Tao would really go crazy.
"Nima!" Lei Tao exhaled a breath of turbidity in a depressed manner and said, "Shi Fei, I warn you!" If you dare to laugh at me again, I'll sneak into the girls' dormitory to peek at Luo Xiaoyu taking a bath! ”
"You dare!" Shi Fei's eyes stood up.
"Do you think I dare?" Lei Tao was relieved that he had finally moved back to the first game.
"Hahaha......" The two looked at each other for a moment and laughed together.
"Come, come, come, drink!" Shi Fei picked up the wine glass, poured it to himself, and said, "It's my fault, buddy is here to make amends to you." As he spoke, he drank it all.
"Humph! That's pretty much it! Lei Tao smiled and picked up a bottle of beer from the table, but instead of pouring it into the glass, he blew directly into the bottle.
"I say!" Shi Fei looked at Lei Tao in surprise and said, "You kid looks at the thin skin and tender meat, I didn't expect to be able to drink it so much!" ”
"Hahaha!" Lei Tao seemed to be very happy that Shi Fei praised himself for being able to drink, and even the phrase "fine skin and tender meat" was automatically ignored by him. "Don't you know? When I was in the army, I was called the 'God of Wine'! ”
"What? Bacchus in the army? Shi Fei keenly captured what Lei Tao said.
"Ahaha...... Blow a cowhide, blow a cowhide! Don't care. Lei Tao realized that he was happy for a while, and said with an embarrassed laugh.
Shi Fei smiled and didn't ask any further. Everyone has their own secrets, and since Lei Tao is reluctant to say it, he doesn't have to be reluctant. If it's time to say it, Lei Tao will definitely not hide it.
"Rub! And what about Bacchus? Drunkard! Shi Fei pretended not to care, and said to Lei Tao with a smile: "Come, let me try to see if you, the god of wine, are really bragging!" ”
"Come on, come, who's afraid of whom? Drink you to death! Lei Tao said excitedly. It seems that he is really interested in wine.
At that moment, in the stunned looks of everyone, Shi Fei and Lei Tao, the "stunning beauty" in their eyes, blew off eight bottles of beer one after another, and really shocked a large group of people with their glasses, and their faces were full of disbelief.
"Come again!" Lei Tao swallowed four bottles of beer, and his face was slightly red. His cheeks were white and red, his eyes were shining, exuding a great charm, and the glasses of the people around him were almost straight. He picked up a bottle of wine again with his hands as white as jade and said to Shi Fei.
"Happy!" Shi Fei said with a smile. The two drank it all again.
At this time, in another corner of the restaurant, a boy with thick glasses like the bottom of a wine bottle on his face was looking at Shi Fei and Lei Tao who were fighting for wine without blinking, with a hint of surprise and surprise on his face.
"Shi Fei, one meter eighty-five tall, dark-skinned, surnamed Ge Haoshuang, a little stuffy. Followed by a superb royal sister. If someone provides the person's exact whereabouts, he can get a reward of 500 yuan! The boy's mind flashed through a bounty message that he had accidentally seen when he went to the school intranet today.
"! Earned! Five hundred! The boy clenched his fist hard. He quickly stood up and ran to the outside of the restaurant, took out his mobile phone and dialed a call.
"Who?" An arrogant voice came from the other end of the phone. In addition, he heard very loud laughter.
"You...... Hello! Is it Brother Sun? The boy asked.
"I'm Sun Ning, what's wrong?" Sun Ning lowered his voice.
"Brother Sun, I seem to have seen the two people you put on the campus online for a bounty. They're eating in Cafeteria No. 1 in the boys' dormitory! The boy said excitedly.
"What you said is true?" When Sun Ning heard this, he immediately yelled at the side: "Damn! Who's that, hurry up and turn off the music, turn it off! ”
"Of course it's true. Brother Sun, if you don't believe it, you can come and take a look! The boy anxiously argued.
"Good! You wait outside the restaurant, I'll bring someone over right away! Sun Ning said loudly: "If it's true, I'll give you a thousand, if it's fake, see how I clean you up!" With that, he hung up.
"That's it! Don't play it! It's work! Sun Ning walked over and hung up the stereo in the box, and said to a group of tall and strong boys.
"Yes, yes, yes." A man who seemed to be taking the lead said with a smile on his face, "Brother Sun, have you found the whereabouts of that stupid ~ force so soon?" ”
"Needless to say, don't look at who I am!" Sun Ning raised his head proudly and said to everyone: "Go, let's fight over!" ”
Here, Shi Fei and Lei Tao were still fighting bottle by bottle, and the wine was constantly poured down by them like cold water, which was useless except for making their faces slightly red.
"Lei Tao, you kid, the name of the god of wine is not in vain!" After Shi Fei drank the tenth bottle of beer, he said to Lei Tao with a smile.
"Then you still need to say it?" Lei Tao said proudly, "But you guy is also powerful, and you haven't drunk this yet?" ”
"Hey, hey, hey, win." Shi Fei humbly accepted.
"Rub! Say you're fat and you're still panting, come again! Lei Tao slapped the table hard and shouted, "Waiter, two more beers!" ”
"Okay, you Lei Tao!" Shi Fei pointed at Lei Tao with his finger and said, "You kid is sincere and looks good at me to make a fool of myself, isn't it?" I'll fulfill you, see if I don't drink you today! ”
"Huh, where's the wine? Why haven't you brought it yet? After waiting for a while, Lei Tao never saw a waiter bring the wine, and he was a little puzzled. However, when he looked back and saw a large group of people surrounding the two of them, he immediately understood what was going on.
"I'm rubbing! Shi Fei, Bad ...... Broken! Lei Tao stammered a little when he spoke, "We were ...... Besieged! ”
"Surrounding?" Shi Fei turned his head to look, wasn't it, seven or eight tall boys surrounded them. In the middle of them, a short and chubby figure is particularly conspicuous, who is Sun Ning if it is not?
At this moment, some people who saw that the situation was not right quietly walked outside, and they did not want to get involved in any kind of fighting. Of course, there are some people who are more courageous and choose to stay here to watch the excitement.
"Huh! Shi Fei, I didn't expect us to meet so soon! "Sun Ning, short and fat, stood there like a big ball of meat. At this moment, his face was crowded with a sinister smile.
Since he was a child, others have always let him, and no one has ever dared to make him so ugly in front of others. Therefore, from that moment on, Sun Ning hated Shi Fei to the core, and vowed to humiliate him fiercely in front of countless people, so as to relieve the hatred in his heart.
At that time, Sun Ning immediately posted a reward for Shi Fei on the school's internal website, and as long as someone provided Shi Fei's exact whereabouts, he could get a reward of 500 yuan.
"Hehe, hehe, mud Malegobi!" Shi Fei sneered and said, "Sun Ning, do you say that you are hypocritical or not? Obviously, he brought this group of people to clean me up, and he smiled at me, and he was smiling! ”