Chapter 14: The Fall of the Green Face
Chapter 14: The Fall of the Green Face
I originally thought that the masters hidden in the shadows were generally fairy bones, righteous and awe-inspiring, didn't they all act like this on TV? But the hidden master in this reality is really a bit of a surprise, some people may have guessed it, yes, it is the old man who sold vegetables a few days ago.
It's not that selling vegetables makes me stunned, the master doesn't look like a master, you say you walk when you walk, put some temperament out, it's okay to pick out the boogers, and it's so **. How does this remind me that you are a master?
I opened my standard O-shaped mouth until the lewd old man came to me, and the old man didn't look at me and said to me while picking his nose, "Junior, you can't die yet, right?" ”
I couldn't react for a while, and said several times in a row that I couldn't die, but the old man ignored me, reached out and took out a piece of yellow paper from his pocket, put it in front of his mouth, and immediately burst into a "disease".
With the fireball, I turned my eyes to realize which monster it was, and I was trying to escape. But it doesn't look at who's there? I didn't run a few steps before I was knocked down, and the place where I lay down happened to be the heart of the "** thunder array" that I laid out.
Only then did I realize that the old guy's fireball was so powerful, and I was simply blacker than Bao Gong in front of him--- and he had his own black hand in front of him. This old guy is really black.
I looked at the monster lying on the ground trembling, it was really shocking, it was as exciting as if Uncle Ying was making a movie and I was on the scene, if I had this ability, I wouldn't have been pinched last night.
Due to the lack of concentration, the old man called the junior several times before I reacted, and when I turned my head, I saw that the old man was looking at me, and he said to me: "You haven't seen this formation, junior, have you?" ”
Instinctively, my head shook like a wave drum, and I really hadn't seen it.
The old man smiled and said, "Haha, juniors are juniors, come on, come on, give me a chance to show me how powerful your Qimen Dunjia is." ”
"If it's not bad, it's not bad, if it's so bad, it won't be beaten so badly." I said shyly.
"Also, if you really have the ability, you don't need me to do it. Anyway, it's okay, don't you still have a burst of unturned on? You go and activate that array to clean it up and kill it. The old man said.
What do you mean? Want me to kill it? I looked at the old man questioningly and said, "What is this doing?" ”
The old man said in surprise: "You can't activate the formation, right?" ”
I said, "I'll start the formation, but I haven't finished the formation yet, how can I do it?" ”
The old man said: "Then you go and finish that formation, if I guessed correctly, that formation is called '**Thunder', right?" ”
I was surprised and asked, "How do you know this is called **thunder?" That monster is in my array, what if I go over and set it up to fight me? ”
The old man smiled: "I have eaten more salt than you have eaten, how can I not know about you little thing." I'll tell you, you'd better hurry up if you want to set up the formation, or you'll really get up in a while, and I won't help you clean up then. ”
I looked at him with infinite contempt, and I was provoked. But if you think about it, it's right, it's going to be troublesome when that thing comes up, and now that it's shivering, it shouldn't hit anyone, right? Forget it, fight it. I thought about it and ran there quickly, so that I could go back to sleep when I was done.
In fact, that formation is almost a trembling, to put it simply, just insert the last piece of yellow paper in that position, so it's very fast.
After I finished the cloth, I walked in front of the old man, and the old man was buttoning his nose again, I didn't understand where his nose came from so much for him to buckle, I saw that he was not easy to buckle and didn't pay attention to me, so I said to him: "I'm done." ”
After hearing this, the old man nodded and signaled that I could start it, to be honest, it was disgusting to look at his deposed demeanor! I shook my head and turned around, and after standing up, my right hand knotted the sword and pointed in my mouth: "The door of ** is always open, and the Thunder will be frightened and evil, and the nine heavens are good to raise troops, and the disease"
As soon as I blurted out**, a burst of white light flashed around the array, and a small lightning bolt appeared out of thin air in the array and landed on the monster's body, and the monster screamed, trembling even more. The second blow hit the monster's body, and the monster no longer screamed, nor was it trembling, but just lying on the ground motionless, not knowing whether it was dead or alive. After the third blow to the monster, the monster began to slowly disappear. It took about four or five minutes for the monster to disappear from my eyes, and maybe it was gone forever.
I turned to look at the old man after the monster was gone, and I was disgusted that the monster was still holding its nose. I said coldly to the old man: "That monster has disappeared, have you seen the power of the ** array?" ”
The old man didn't stop buckling his nose, he said haha, "What's so beautiful, you have to use three more hits to kill that monster, it's really bad." ”
I wasn't angry because I was already bad and wasn't afraid of him. I didn't like the old man, I said to the old man, "I know I'm bad, but now you can see and see it, and the monster is gone, and I can go home and sleep without anything." As he spoke, he walked in the direction he had come.
The old man was anxious when he saw that I was leaving, and he said, "Don't mind, by the way, don't you want to know about me?" ”
I then said, "I'm not interested, can I go?" ”
The old man seemed to be really anxious, and he ran towards me, and when he ran to the side, he said to me, "Damn, don't you know that there will be retribution for you beating that ghost to death?" ”
What the? Will there be retribution? It's sad that this old thing doesn't fight itself. Damn, I feel like I'm being hacked. When it comes to myself, I just don't have to be interested, and I said to the old man, "What's the retribution?" Didn't you say it earlier, what kind of retribution? ”
The old man thought for a while and said to me, "Actually, it's nothing, but it will be retribution when you get old in the future." Most of them are left with lifelong disabilities, and they can't die if they have nothing to do. ”
Damn, is this old man scaring me? I'm either scared, or I'm worried. I then said, "Damn, then you still lie to me, do you want to harm me?" By the way, is there a way, I'd rather die early than be disabled. You lied to me about this, and I want you to be responsible. ”
The old man smiled at me and said, "I will definitely be responsible for being responsible, it depends on whether you are worthy of cooperation or not." ”
Does this have to be cooperated? Do you want me to marry him? Look at that old man, he doesn't look like a friend! I asked suspiciously, "How do you cooperate?" If what you say is too outrageous, believe it or not, I'll whip you? ”
The old man was not angry, and said with a smile: "It won't be outrageous at all, don't worry." Are you learning Qimen Dunjia, do you want to learn my spell technique? ”
It turned out that he had a stop charm. Charms are one of the main means used by Chinese Taoism to preach and practice. The so-called charm is a combination of a charm and a spell. Generally speaking, "Fu" refers to a mysterious image drawn with a red pen or ink pen that combines dots and lines, characters and pictures, and is dominated by bending strokes, and is claimed by the Daomen people to have many functions such as driving away ghosts and gods, curing diseases and disasters; "Mantra" refers to a mantra with a special audio effect, and is widely used to support health, pray for blessings and ward off disasters, or summon ghosts and spirits to achieve the special purpose of the practitioner.
Is he going to teach me the art of his spells? I was surprised and asked, "You're going to teach me?" ”
The old man was still not surprised and said with a smile: "If you want to learn, I will teach you, how about it?" ”
I was surprised and asked, "How much tuition do I have to teach?" I have to make this clear first, I don't have any money for you! ”
After I said this, the old man immediately lowered his face and said solemnly: "You don't want to have everything to do with money, okay?" Of course, the tuition fee is still required, and the cigarette is yours when I teach you, so it's okay, right? By the way, after talking about it for a long time, I saved your life, right? Bring me a cigarette first. ”
I took out a cigarette and threw one to him, and I also took one in my mouth and said to him: "There is another thing, I will not worship your master, are you willing to teach?" "Actually, it's not that I don't want to worship the master, the reason is that in my heart, there is only one master like Grandpa Chen, even if he has never called out, he has never bowed to the master.
I thought that this old man must be unwilling to teach, but this old man didn't care, and said two words to me while smoking a cigarette and holding his nose: "Rare." ”
I saw that this strange old man didn't care about me, so I put my heart at ease, in fact, I was secretly snickering in my heart. The old man said to me: "By the way, little thing, I don't think your family is a yin and yang family, who did you learn from this Qimen Dunjia?" ”
When I saw him ask me, I replied, "My neighbor's grandfather gave me the book before he died, and he didn't teach me anything, I learned it by myself." ”
The old man straightened up and said to me solemnly, "Did he tell you about your eyes?" ”
I wondered, "What's the matter with my eyes?" Is it nearsighted? I know that. ”
The old man said, "No, no, it's not about myopia. Do you know why your eyes can see dirty things? ”
I'm not surprised by this, I have asked Grandpa Chen many times this question, and Grandpa Chen's answer to me is that the eight characters are weak and the anger is low. I said to the old man, "The eight characters are weak, and the fire is low." What a fuss"
The old man was surprised and said, "So you don't know? Now that you have grown up and have the ability, it doesn't matter if you tell you, you are born with yin and yang eyes. ”