On the way, Yang Feng asked me, "Haonan, shall we discuss something?" ”

I said, "Tell me something." ”

Yang Feng said with a shy face: "You also know that my brother is old and doesn't have a girlfriend yet, you see that I look like a talent, so you can introduce your sister to me." ”

I smiled and said, "You can roll me as far as your thoughts are, and you don't pee like your bear, are you worthy of my sister?" ”

Yang Feng said unhappily: "What you said hurt your self-esteem a little, no matter how you say it, my brother is also a talented personable, which is not worthy of your sister." ”

I said disdainfully: "Someone used to go to talk to those runaway girls, and finally was invited to tea by the police uncle." ”

Yang Feng hurriedly said: "What are you doing with the matter of the sesame rotten millet, and besides, it was Xiao Yongzi and Xiao Fangzi who asked me to go over and give them the two of them a good idea." ”

Wu Yong, who was driving in front, hurriedly turned around and said, "Don't talk nonsense, why don't you admit it now, it's obvious that you brought it up." ”

I looked out the window and said speechlessly: "You are not good birds, visiting the kiln is to visit the kiln, don't make so many excuses." ”

Bragging and fart time flies, unconsciously has arrived at the door of the Taoist temple, we parked the car and walked in, I have to charge 50 tickets per person, but in order to investigate the brother endured, I just don't know if I can be reimbursed, after all, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is meat, this Taoist temple is built to be antique, it seems that a lot of effort has been put in.

After entering the Taoist temple, a good guy is really lively, full of fortune-telling and worshipping God, the most strange thing is that there are two six or seven-year-old children in marriage, I can't help but feel that my brother is old, these post-zero have found a girlfriend, and my brother is still alone.

Wu Yong looked at me in a daze and asked me: "What are you doing, what are you doing here, don't forget our purpose." ”

I pointed at the "couple" in a daze and didn't speak, Wu Yong followed my hand and looked at the past, a face became very exciting, Yang Feng, the older leftover man, don't mention it, it is said that later this unproductive guy spent money to buy drunk, and after getting drunk, he cried and said that his brother was old and couldn't keep up with the progress of the times.

We looked at it for a while, turned our eyes out of sight, and found a little Taoist priest and said, "Little master." We are investing from other places, and we want to ask if we can make money this time. While talking, he secretly stuffed a few photos of Grandpa Mao, and the king of Hades saw that the little ghost was difficult.

The pimples on Grandpa Mao's face were about to bloom with laughter when he saw Grandpa Mao, and he hurriedly said, "Come with me, a few people, and I'll take you to meet our master." ”

Wu Yong pulled the corner of my clothes and whispered, "This is too wasteful." ”

I said, "What are you worried about, and it's not your money." He thought about it and didn't say anything more. That's a worrying IQ.

We were taken to a room, and at the door, the little Taoist priest said, "Three of you, please wait here for a while, I will go in first to report to the master." "Cut, don't you just say that the three of us are fat sheep? I stuffed a few more pictures of Grandpa Mao, and he replied with a sensible look, and you will have to suffer in the future, now let you be proud.

The three of us waited boredly outside, and we still didn't recognize it after half an hour. I couldn't help but want to break in, and finally the little Taoist priest came out and said with a smile: "The head of my family invited three people in, but I also asked the three to whisper that the head of the house doesn't like to make noise." ”

When we went in, we saw that the room was furnished in a modern style, who could tell me what to do with a layer of white porcelain flooring in the room, the polished floor and the desk, a laptop on the table that looked like the latest Apple laptop, the air conditioner was on and the game was playing, please can't you do a full set of plays?

The fat-headed and big-eared Taoist priest behind the desk saw that our faces were tight, and we cautiously walked to the desk and said, "This time I came to ask the immortal chief for one thing." ”

He pretended to be very forced, and I endured it. I said, "The three of us came here this time to open a sauna, just to ask the fairy chief if we can make money." "After speaking, I made a statement of a wealth fan, and it seems that the acting skills of a very good brother have been superb, and those Oscar winners are estimated to be at this level.

After listening to this, the guy rubbed the thumb of his right hand and the middle finger of his index finger back and forth, which is obviously an international sign language, I really don't see the coffin and don't scatter the eagle, don't bother with this sentence.

I gritted my teeth and pretended to have a painful expression, wrote a check for two million and handed it over, he looked very satisfied after seeing the numbers on it, and quietly put the check away and said: "The three donors are all benevolent people, and there must be gods to bless the wealthy." ”

After finishing speaking, he looked at the three of us solemnly and said, "I see that your Yin Hall will be blackened within three days, and there will be a disaster of blood and light." "I'm rubbing, the scourge of blood and light. Can you change the less cliché and say that we have a bad omen on our faces.

We pretended to be sincerely afraid, and Yang Feng trembled and said, "Dare to ask the Immortal Elder how to crack it." ”

Seeing that he was so angry, but obviously this unlearned and unskilled god stick was very addicted to this. Pretending to be unpredictable, he said: "Originally, I shouldn't have said it, but you and I met today to show that we are very fateful, even if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, I will sue you for cracking the method." "I really want to complain, are you a Taoist priest or a monk.

I was happy to act: "I am really grateful to the Immortal Elder for giving us the way to save us, as long as we can avoid this disaster, I am willing to add five million sesame oil money." ”

Who knew that he stiffened his face and said: "Saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, I just think you are our fate and not my money, you are so superficial, how can we be friends happily in the future." "I'm Liao Lei, a big Cao. You changed your face so quickly, did your mother know?

At this time, the little Taoist priest on the side said with a smile: "Since the head of the family is the heart of this gentleman, you don't have to shirk it, and after we get this money, donate it to the disaster area, which can be regarded as accumulating virtue and doing good deeds for this gentleman." "What the hell is this, it turned out to be a double reed for a long time, and seeing that the two cooperated so tacitly, they were not less deceitful in the past.

I hurriedly smiled and said, "This little master is right, Immortal Chief, you can accept it." ”

He made a helpless expression and said, "Alas! Since you are so sincere, I will take them, and I will donate them to the Red Cross. "Fuck me.

We hurriedly made a grateful face, and he sat up straight and pointed to the three of us and said something in his mouth, and I guess he didn't know what he was reading, and it took a few minutes until the sweat broke out on his head. (To be continued.) )