Chapter 15 Big-headed rotten face dumplings
Zhang Gong went crazy and attacked the fat man, and the fat man lost too much blood and fell unconscious. As if possessed by a ghost, Zhang Gong made extraordinary moves, and the smoke man was bent on subduing and rescuing the deranged Zhang Gong. As a result, between the fights, he disappeared into the dark depths of the tomb with the crazy Zhang Gong. In a moment, the two people who fought fiercely disappeared without a trace, leaving only the third child and the monkey looking at each other in the dim and damp dirt tomb road.
The monkey looked at the third child blankly: "Little third master, what should we do now?" Do you want to chase after you? ”
Lao San pointed to the fat man who was lying unconscious on the ground with a face, and said helplessly: "Do you think we can lift him?" ”
When the monkey heard this, he immediately shook his head without hesitation. The monkey is thin and small, and the third child is an out-and-out sissy, and the two of them really can't carry a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds, and they trek long distances in the bottomless dark tomb. So, the two of them had no choice but to stare at the dim tomb and began a long wait.
The fat man lay quietly on the ground and slept for a long time and still didn't wake up, the smoke man didn't come back, the monkey has been restless on the ground in circles, the third child kept wiping the sweat on the fat man's forehead, he raised his head and said to the monkey with some irritability: "Don't turn around, look at me dizzy." ”
The monkey's feet stopped spinning, and his mouth began to be idle, and he kept chattering and asking the third child repeatedly: "Little third master, why did you say that the little brother of the cigarette boy didn't come back, could it be some accident?" I think that crazy Zhang Gong seems to be a demon upper body, do you think the cigarette boy can deal with him? ”
The third replied to the monkey in a very impatient tone: "Even if something happens to your whole family, my eldest brother will be fine." ”
The monkey saw that the third child's tone was not good, so he condescended to accompany the smiling face and said, "Yes, yes, yes." Then he continued to ask the third child with a very unremembered two-skin face: "Little third master, you said that the fat brother has slept for so long, why hasn't he woken up, will there be a problem?" ”
The third child was very bored when he saw that the monkey kept asking questions, but now in this dim and strange tomb, only the two of them could still speak, so he had to suppress his impatience and patiently explained to the monkey: "Don't worry! His wound was not very deep, and it did not hurt the major arteries, and he could not die for a while. ”
After listening to the words of the third child, the monkey put his heart in his stomach, and saw that the expression of the third child was not very good, and he knew that he was bored, so he turned around and walked towards the far part of the tomb.
The third squatted on the ground and touched his forehead with his hand, and then put his other hand on the fat man's forehead to feel the temperature, and found that the fat man did not have a fever, and the third child breathed a sigh of relief. As a result, he was just about to sit down against the wall to rest, when he heard a strange cry of "Mom" from a monkey walking in the distance, and then saw him run back frantically. The third child, who was taken aback by Leng Buding'er, hurriedly stood up and scolded at the monkey running in the distance, "Dead monkey cub, what are you shouting?" The gall is scared by you. ”
While running, the monkey turned his head to look back, and shouted at the third child with a nervous expression, "Run, there are zongzi." ”
The third child is not a craftsman who fights backwards, and he didn't understand what the monkey said in the code language, so he wondered in his heart: Where did the "zongzi" come from in the tomb, and now it's not the Dragon Boat Festival. Just when the third child was shaking his head, from behind the monkey, a person suddenly "swished" out, to be precise, a dead person. Beneath the tattered clothes was a rickety body, but on the slender neck was a huge head, about three times the size of an ordinary person's head, bare and hairless, and the face was ulcerated, and it was impossible to distinguish the position of the nose, eyes, and mouth.
When the third child saw what was coming at him past the monkey, he almost didn't throw up, and he was so disgusted that his stomach was sour. However, now that he had no time to take care of his feelings, the rotten face of the big-headed zongzi had already rushed straight towards him. He just wanted to turn around and run away, but when he saw the injured fat man still lying unconscious on the ground, he thought to himself: I can't leave him alone. So he stopped trying to escape.
However, the third child does not know martial arts, and he has no way to deal with the monster in front of him, just when he is in a dilemma, the rotten face of the big-headed zongzi has already stomped on the ground with both feet, and flew straight towards his face door and pounced. The third child had to subconsciously lower his waist to dodge the attack, and the big-headed rotten face zongzi rushed over from his step.
At this time, the monkey had already run to the fat man's approach, trying to drag away the fat man, who was still asleep. However, before he could move the fat man, he became the target of the big-headed rotten face dumpling in a blink of an eye, so he had to let go of the hand holding the fat man, and began to jump up and down, dodging left and right.
The big-headed rotten face zongzi bowed to the monkey and the third left, but completely ignored the fat man lying on the ground, the monkey had many brains and melon seeds were sensitive, and he saw the signs after a while, he took advantage of the big-headed rotten face zongzi to attack the third child, and secretly lay down next to the fat man and pretended to be dead. This is a bitter third, he doesn't know real kung fu, but he usually likes to sing, and he learned a little bit of three-legged cat kung fu and cartilage skills, so he can only dodge around dexterously, but he can't defeat the big-headed rotten face zongzi, and he can't solve the crisis in front of him at all.
The monkey was lying on the ground and was not restless, covering his mouth and whispering to the third child: "Little third master, you will hold it for a while, and I will change your class when I rest." ”
The third child tossed and turned at all, he didn't have the time to reply, the sweat ran down his sharp chin, and kept dripping, he didn't have the time to wipe the sweat on his face now, and he couldn't resist it.
At this time, the monkey lying on the ground suddenly jumped up and shouted at the big-headed rotten face zongzi who was chasing the third child: "Your grandfather Hou and I are here, come and chase me!" After saying that, he ran out into the distance for more than three feet. This can solve the urgent need of the third child, and the big head and rotten face are really swaying and chasing the monkey. The third child breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the ground weakly, supported the waist that had accidentally flashed just now, grinned in pain, and kept panting to wipe the sweat on his face.
When he was desperately dodging just now, the third child unfortunately twisted his waist, and he didn't notice it when he was concentrating on avoiding danger just now, and now the pain is particularly strict, and he can't lie down backwards in pain. Just when the third child was rubbing his aching waist with his hands, suddenly, his eyes looked at the fat man on the ground who seemed to be breathless, and he couldn't help but be surprised, completely forgetting about his back pain, and hurriedly looked down to check the fat man's condition. I saw that the fat man's face was pale, his cheeks were swollen, and he only had air out but no air in.
The third child was anxious as if he was on fire, slapped the fat man's cheeks desperately, and called the fat man's name loudly, but after tossing for a long time, the fat man's face became more and more swollen, just like a round purple eggplant, and there was no sign of improvement.
At this time, the third child, who was anxious and restless, suddenly heard a scream from the distance of the tomb, and his heart was completely cold. Complaining thoughts: The eldest brother is now missing, the monkey may also be killed, the fat man is also half dead, there is a rotten zombie in front of him, and now he is emaciated and isolated, and his heart is so anxious that he seems to be on fire, seeing that this fire is about to burn himself to the ground, it seems that he will not escape death.
The third child, who was very anxious in his heart, could only pin his last hope on the fat man, he kept shaking the fat man's body desperately, and saw that the fat man still couldn't breathe, so he had to give the fat man artificial respiration with a bitter face. As a result, after blowing at the fat man's mouth for half the weather, it still had no effect at all, but the fat man's face became worse and worse, and his breath became free.
At this time, the moment the third child looked up, he saw a lame head and a rotten face zongzi appeared in the cemetery in front of him, approaching him step by step. And then looked down at the fat man on the ground, saw that his face had turned pale, and he was about to die, he couldn't help but feel sad from it, and unwilling anger surged in his heart, and slapped the fat man's cheek hard, and finally the palm of his hand was weakly perpendicular, leaving only tears of despair sliding down his smooth cheeks.
The rotten face zongzi is getting closer and closer to the third child, getting closer and closer, so close that he is almost staring at him. The third child looked at the ten pointed fingers of the rotten face zongzi stiffly stretched, and couldn't help but close his eyes like ashes, and said silently in his heart: "Second brother, I'm here to accompany you." ”
Suddenly, the third child with his eyes closed heard a "bang" crashing sound, and the sound was close to his ears, which frightened the third child and opened his eyes suddenly. In an instant, he saw that the big-headed rotten face zongzi in front of him had flown out, and the cigarette man appeared in front of the third child with the injured monkey and the unconscious Zhang Gong between his arms.
When the third child who was in a desperate situation saw his relatives, he immediately stood up excitedly and shouted with tears in his eyes, "Big brother." ”
The cigarette man easily opened the monkey and Zhang Gong under his armpits, and then asked the third child with concern: "How are you?" Are there any injuries? ”
The third child shook his head, held back his tears and said, "I'm fine, but the fat man doesn't seem to be able to do it anymore." ”
When the smoke man heard the third man say that the fat man was no longer good, he looked down and saw that the fat man's face had turned from blue to purple and now to miserable white, so he hurriedly picked up the fat man's upper body from the ground, and then opened the fat man's eyelids and looked at it, and immediately said to the third child: "You help me help him up." ”
The third child and the injured monkey hurriedly helped the smoke man to hold the fat man's body, the smoke man hugged him from behind the fat man, and then knelt down on one knee, and pushed the fat man's back twice with his knees, and saw the unconscious fat man "cough" violently, and at the same time spurted out a large mouthful of thick phlegm with blood, and then the fat man miraculously opened his eyes, and then gasped heavily, while holding his neck and shouting loudly.
Everyone who had been worried all the time was relieved to see that the fat man was not only sober, but also shouted loudly and was in good condition.
The monkey hugged the fat man very excitedly, and said to him with tears in his eyes: "Fat brother, I thought you were dead, but you scared us to death just now, and the little third master was scared to cry." ”
When the third child next to him heard this, he turned his face and said a little coquettishly: "Dead monkey cub, clean nonsense, who said I cried." After speaking, he immediately changed his face and said to the fat man in a domineering and arrogant tone: "Dead fat man, I have been taking care of you just now, otherwise you would have gone to see Lord Yama a long time ago." You don't know how thrilling what happened just now, remember, you owe me a life, I am your savior, you have to listen to me in everything in the future, no matter how big or small it is, I will have the final say. ”
The fat man just escaped death, his head was full of meat, his neck hurt terribly, and he didn't understand what everyone said, since others said that he had saved his life, his big and transformed character, he nodded in confusion that he didn't understand, anyway, no matter what others say, he is the master who can do whatever he wants, and he will never be willing to be at the mercy of others.
Just as everyone was greeting again, suddenly, a cold wind rushed from behind everyone. By the time the fat man was shocked, the smoke man had already turned around at the speed of light, then jumped on the spot and kicked forward with his flying legs, and then took advantage of the momentum to flip around 360 degrees and land safely. I saw that the neck of the big-headed rotten face zongzi who was about to sneak attack everyone had been kicked off, and the heavy and huge rotten head was leaning back and hanging at the back of the neck, and the hand was still stiff, stretching straight forward, and the dark yellow sharp nails were already close in front of everyone's eyes.
The cigarette man's continuous beautiful and neat skills, everyone couldn't help but cheer loudly, and they almost had a standing ovation, and the fat man also sincerely admired the cigarette man's reaction speed and skills.
The cigarette man spit out the cigarette roll in his mouth on the ground, and then broke the hands and feet of the big-headed rotten face dumpling with three strokes and five divisions, and then threw him aside like garbage.
The fat man, who had been injured and unconscious, came to the momentum at this time, took out the Luoyang shovel head from the backpack, dug a small soil pit by the wall, and then asked the monkey to take the handle, tied the broken hands and feet of the zongzi into a stick, and buried it in half of the soil. Then, the fat man smiled and said to the big-headed rotten face zongzi buried in half of the soil: "How does it feel to be used as a flower plant?" After saying that, he laughed with the monkey hahaha, but the laughter was too arrogant, and he pulled the wound on the top of his neck, which hurt so much that he grinned his teeth and was full of ugliness, and his expression was as ugly as it was.
The cigarette man and the third child, who were sitting on the ground resting, were completely speechless, thinking: These two people are crazy! The brain is also too abnormal.
The third child had seen enough of the fat man's juggling, turned his head to look at Zhang Gong, who was curled up in a ball on the ground, looking in a trance, and asked the cigarette man with some worry: "Big brother, how is Zhang Gong?" Did he really get into a ghost or was he an evil spirit? ”