Chapter 121: Green and Yellow Qi
In the southwest part of the desert, there was a place where some blood slowly seeped out of the yellow sand, and then a gust of wind blew, and new grains of sand covered the blood-stained sand, as if nothing had ever happened here.
Somewhere on the edge of the southwest zone, a team of two hundred people was walking.
"Report to the two deacons, we are currently in the southwest region of the desert, but we have not seen the intelligence detachment here, so we have not received any latest news, only know that there was a battle in the northwest region last night, and then the two deacons Tianli and Tianzhen rushed to the northwest. A soldier riding a sand camel said respectfully to the two white-robed men on the sand eyes, but his face was a little strange.
Above the sand eyes, there were two white-robed people, and at this time, a feminine-looking man was leaning his head on the shoulder of another hook-nosed man, playing with his hair boredly, as if this matter had nothing to do with him
"It seems that that person has appeared, since he is in the northwest region, he shouldn't need us to make a move. However, if you can escape from the third brother, the speed of the other party should not be low, and the eldest brother's consideration is still very thoughtful, so it is better to rush to the northwest region now. Tianxun said coldly, and then looked at Tiankan next to his shoulder with a gloomy face.
"Ouch, what's the matter, as long as you can complete the task and get out of this hellish place as soon as possible, everything is easy to say. Fortunately, I have the company of my fifth brother, otherwise people will be lonely!" Tiankan covered his mouth with his sleeve robe and smiled, then rubbed Tianxun's shoulder with his head, and said softly.
"I said, can you be normal and act like a man?" Tianxun's sharp eagle eyes stared straight at Tiankan, obviously starting to get angry, followed by two hundred soldiers, what kind of words did this look like.
Tiankan curled his hair with his fingers, and pouted: "Fifth brother, you are so bad, you actually treat others like this, it is rare to travel together, won't you cherish and cherish the time when the two of you are together?" ”
"Please, then you can go to the Northwest to find him. It's okay to stay away from me, otherwise others will think I'm a pervert, and I'm begging you, sixth brother!"
What he is most afraid of is this sixth brother, he is very proud of his speed with the wind attribute, and he must win if he can't win, this is a charm that comes from self-confidence, but the water attribute bondage of this nondescript person around him is even more terrifying, once he is restrained, it has become a luxury to run, I really don't know how this pervert cultivates.
"I hate it, people ignore you. Tiankan gently pushed Tianxun away, and then returned to his sandy eyes.
The soldiers behind him had a chill, but they didn't dare to make a sound, they didn't see it the whole time, silently riding a sand camel with their heads down, and their bodies trembled from time to time, as if they were getting goosebumps.
Tianxun was secretly relieved to see that this annoying sixth brother had finally left him, but he still had a gloomy expression on his face, constantly scanning the surrounding environment.
Tiankan, who returned to Shayan, kept patting his robe, and there was always some sand and dust falling on his robe, which made him quite disgusted, and said with a disgusted face: "Fifth brother, let's go find a water source, people haven't taken a bath for a long time, why don't you wash together?"
"Didn't you just come out after washing, are you so dirty?" Tianxun scolded dissatisfiedly, but when he saw Tiankan and wanted to climb over again, he hurriedly said: "You have to go by yourself, don't delay the affairs of the young pavilion master." ”
"But where can I find water in the desert?" Tiankan blew his nails, and the pair of Danfeng eyes glanced around casually, and suddenly said in surprise: "Hey, fifth brother, you see, there seems to be a strange beast walking slowly in front of you." ”
Tianxun's sharp eagle eyes looked intently at the strange beast in front of him, his eyes flashed with a hint of fine light, and he said with a slight surprise: "A strange beast with a strength that has reached the silver mirror, not bad, it seems that it is still in its infancy, if it can be subdued, then the rest of the brothers must not be envious to death." ”
Why are there exotic beasts such as cattle in this desert, with his experience, he doesn't know what kind of strange beasts this strange beast is, and without thinking, his mind keeps reading about the types of cattle-like beasts.
"Wow, that little green cow is so cute, look at its wet nose, and then look at its delicate little horns, the lines on its forehead, people like it so much, fifth brother, let me take it in." Tiankan's feminine face was full of excitement, and he continued: "Where there is a calf, it is estimated that the water source is nearby, it seems that people have a relationship with this calf, fifth brother, you wait a minute, I will take it in." ”
Without waiting for Tianxun to react, Tiankan jumped and came to the front of the little green cow. Seeing this, Tianxun also had a bitter face, he didn't dare to rob with these six brothers, if he provoked him, it was estimated that he would be pestered this year, and he couldn't help but shudder when he thought about it. However, under the temptation of the silver mirror beast, Tianxun still gritted his teeth, and came to Tiankan's back one by one, if the sixth brother did not succeed, it would be his turn.
The rest of the soldiers also followed curiously, they had not seen the strange beast with a silver mirror, and immediately rode a sand camel and followed behind the two deacons.
"Little Qingniu, hello, come, let the family touch you!" Tiankan elegantly stretched out a hand, gently stroked the cow's head, and touched the delicate emerald green horn by the way.
The little green cow rubbed, as if enjoying the touch, so that Tiankan's thin lips flashed a trace of evil smile, and Tianxun on the side saw this, frowned slightly, took a step towards it, and compared with Tiankan, he kept praying in his heart that Tiankan would fail, and then it would be his turn to accept it.
"Little Qingniu, do you want to follow me, I can help you bathe every day!" Tiankan was secretly happy in his heart, seeing that Xiao Qingniu did not reject himself, and there was more eagerness in his eyes.
Xiao Qingniu looked at Tiankan with gentle eyes, glanced at the gloomy Tianxun next to him, blinked his big smart eyes, and then slowly turned around, Tiankan thought that Xiao Qingniu was leaving, and he was a little anxious in his heart, and he took a step forward and reached out to touch the tail of the cow, and said aggrievedly: "Little Qingniu, you just follow me......"
"Boom. ”
Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and a stream of green and yellow gas shot out of the little green cow's buttocks, and the green and yellow qi rushed wildly into the crowd behind, Tiankan stood at the front of the crowd and bore the brunt, without any room for reaction at all. It was just the moment he breathed that it was estimated that half of the green and yellow qi was inhaled into his lungs.
Tianxun reflexively flashed back with the speed he was proud of, Rao was like this, and there was still a foul smell that penetrated into his nostrils, which also made his gloomy face a little ugly, slightly disgusting.
Those soldiers also inhaled a large amount of green and yellow qi due to their sluggishness, and the sand camels under them did not even need to be controlled, and quickly moved away from the area, and the soldiers were retching, asking for such a disgusting taste for the first time.
"Vomit ......"
Finally, one of the soldiers vomited on the spot, no way, it stinks, it really stinks, they don't know what the green cow ate before, and it can put such a stinky fart. Even with Tianxun's gloomy face that is flat all year round, he can't withstand this kind of tossing, and he retchs on the side regardless of his image. He has been in the world for so many years, but he never thought that one day he would encounter such a strange thing, it is estimated that he is the only one of all the strong people who was pierced through the heart and lungs by a stinky fart, no, there is one person who is worse than him.
At this time, Tiankan's feminine face, eyebrows, and lips had some green and yellow liquid, which was hesitant and sticky, but slowly slipped down his cheeks and flowed down his neck into his robe. All of this happened so suddenly that his expression froze at the moment he spoke, looking at this scene in disbelief, his face trembled at this moment, and his distorted expression was more ugly than eating.
"I'm relying on your grandma, I'm going to peel your skin. ”
An angry roar resounded throughout the area, and Tiankan finally couldn't help but roar. He has had a habit of cleanliness since he was a child, he goes to take a bath whenever he has time, and even his cultivation is carried out in the water, so that he is always in the cleanest state. Can't let his robe be a little messy, not only for himself, but also for others, so that the other seven people are miserable.
After taking this task this time, I was extremely resistant in my heart, and I didn't want to come to such a harsh environment, especially in an area with a lot of sand and dust, but Tiankan has been silently enduring this torture, just hoping to get out of here quickly, the long pain is better than the short pain, so I volunteered as an assistant to the arrest operation, but I didn't expect that this kind of thing would happen here.
Feeling the stickiness of the cheeks sliding down, and the coldness that flowed down his neck into the robe, Tiankan's body kept shaking, and the stench kept emanating from him. He could clearly feel how disgusted and disdainful the eyes of the people behind him were, which was more uncomfortable than killing him. Touching the green and yellow liquid on his face, when his fingers left, the liquid actually connected his cheeks and fingers, and the green and yellow liquid thicker than his hair came into view, making a trace of crazy killing intent flash in Tiankan's eyes.
"This little green cow has broken the sky. Tianxun muttered, he knew very well the anger in the heart of the sixth brother at this time, and it was estimated that he would do something that was not brainless, but there was a trace of happiness in his heart, he had already been annoyed by Tiankan on weekdays, and this time he had to tell the rest of the brothers a good lesson, so that they could be happy together.
"Huh!"
The little green cow kicked the front hooves, and ran away, the speed was not ordinarily fast, Tiankan saw this, shouted angrily, chased after it, and gradually disappeared from everyone's field of vision.