It is not easy for a genuine star to say this to a little white-collar worker like me, but whenever there is a place, there is an incense, someone to be seen, no one wants to keep pestering others, the old star is actually quite pitiful, it is not an exaggeration to say, she will follow my time to be happier, go into the underworld together, sit at the door of someone's house together, smoke together, and talk to me......

Looking at Mrs. Ma's embarrassed and expectant eyes, my buddy softened, but what can I do? pondered and said, "Or...... I'll build you a small temple in the middle of nowhere? ”

The temple I am talking about is not the kind of regular big temple, one is not so much money, the other is that there is no place to approve the money, I mean to find a remote mountain road, the roadside to build a particularly small, about one meter high, can block the wind and rain in such a place, I believe some friends have also seen such a wild temple.

Mrs. Ma shook her head: "Although the old body has been laughed at all his life, he is a genuine star monarch, if he really falls into such a field, wouldn't it be even more ridiculous?" Can't say that he is right, isn't he a first-class fox fairy and wild ghost? Prodigal baby, you're thinking of a different solution. ”

"Oh, I'm a grandma, I'm not a fairy, so find a way to go? Even if the gods touch you, they can't think of a way, why don't I find someone for you to follow? I won't tell you, our director Zhao Xingyi is talented, rich, powerful, and capricious, why don't you follow him, it's much better than following me......"

Mrs. Ma grinned: "Langwazi, I will fall in love with you, except for following you in this life, no one will follow." ”

Why am I not impressed at all? I wanted to cry and looked at Mrs. Ma without tears, and something suddenly fell from my head. One touch, bird poop. This is unlucky, buddies want to crash into the tree and die. I wondered, what's so good about buddy, why is anyone willing to follow like a fragrant dumpling, Xiaoqing is like this, and so is Mrs. Ma.

Xiaoqing, wait...... Thinking of the little green buddy suddenly enlightened, isn't there still a bowl at home, I don't have the ability to open up a world, Mrs. Ma is okay. It's Xingjun, right? The bowl is a world of its own, if Mrs. Ma lives in it, she shouldn't be able to come outside, right?

The buddy was immediately excited, and shouted to the old lady of the horse: "Old Xingjun, I have a way, I won't tell you that I have a terrible bowl, which was left by Fahai, so it is better for you to live in it and become a world of your own." I'll offer you incense when I'm fine, and you're the king in it, and if you feel lonely, I'm looking for some evil spirits. Take them in and keep you company, you can get them to cry wolf, how much fun......"

Mrs. Ma's eyes also lit up. He said to me, "Tell me about the bowl." "I just told me how the bowl is magical, but I didn't say anything about Xiaoqing. It doesn't matter after all.

The more Mrs. Ma listened, the brighter her eyes became, and her smile leaked her teeth. He said to me: "Okay, this place is good, it is like a blessed land, it is close to you, and you are indispensable for my incense, okay, then let's go home and see the bowl." ”

Fortunately, my buddy is clever, and fortunately Lin Qiong gave me the bowl, Ma Lao Xingjun's matter has been settled, but my business is not over yet, I am fighting ghosts live broadcast, and I summoned Mrs. Ma, Wu Lao Liu ran away, lost the second game, then there is a third competition, what is the matter with me who is presiding over the overall situation?

I had an idea, and said to Mrs. Ma: "Old Xingjun, I won't tell you, I recited the spell of inviting God, in fact, I invited my master to come, I am here to compete with the Korean bangbang, my master saw you appear and ran, I lost when you came out, and I haven't tried in the third game, so I have to decide the last sentence before I can go home." ”

"You want me to help you fight ghosts? It's not that it can't be, but I'm a star monarch to fight ghosts? Isn't it a little ...... "Mrs. Ma is quite self-sustaining herself, but too, we are also old acquaintances, and it is rare to see her do it, after all, she is the number one person on the list of gods, buddy said: "Old Xingjun, you think too much, with your ability, you don't have to do it at all, as long as you are with them, just stand on their side, and the rest ......"

There is nothing else, why do I feel that after Mrs. Ma was subjected to the catastrophe, the bad luck on her body is even worse? Keren's kung fu has simply gone to the next level, who is she with the unlucky attributes, and she still needs to do it? If you go to that station, you will have to die of those Korean awesomes.

Mrs. Ma was not stupid, she knew what I meant, and said with bared teeth: "Your baby is bad enough, okay, I'll help your opponent, and go back and honor me with more incense." ”

Incense or something is a trivial matter, I naturally agreed with my mouth and solved Ma Lao Xingjun, my buddy was suddenly full of confidence, I don't believe that with the assistance of Ma Lao Xingjun, I can't win Tian Zhongxiao's father and son, so I don't want to take Ma Lao Xingjun as a broom star! So the buddy limped back to his camp, and the old lady Ma came to the frightened side like a gust of wind.

Li Yiling saw me limping back, so he hurriedly came up to help me and asked, "Mr. Lang, I saw Mrs. Ma going to the frightened side, her matter is solved?" ”

I told me about the bowl, Li Yiling's eyes lit up, and he said to me: "Good way, after all, Lao Xingjun saved the lives of our brothers, I can't help but let people follow, and it is also appropriate to offer incense, this method is good, by the way, I ask the two sides to pause for ten minutes to discuss who will fight on our side, who do you think is more appropriate to let Doutian Zhongxiao go?" ”

Two competitions, one win and one loss, it will definitely be compared to the third game, Li Yiling said that the third game is still Tian Zhongxiao's battle, but I can't play, because I admit defeat, our side, Wei Huajun, Lu Banshu sister, Su Qingtian, Feng Qingyang can all play, Li Yiling didn't decide, waiting for me to come back and get ideas together.

"Little brother, it doesn't matter who plays, the old lady Arima is standing on the side of the frightened, even if we send a three-year-old child, we will win, I fooled the madman before and said that he should be a reserve, let him go."

Talking back to the camp, seeing me come back, everyone wants to care about me, you can see my appearance, no one said anything, it's really miserable, I stepped on nails on my feet, hit a tree and fell with a blue nose and swollen face, like a car accident, and there is bird poop on my head......

Everyone looked at me with tears and laughter, and I looked at everyone with tears and laughter, Zhang Xin couldn't help but say at first: "Mr. Lang, just know how to do kung fu, who will ravage me like this?" It's too miserable, isn't it? ”

"I'm fine, I'm worried about everyone, there was a little problem temporarily, I'm sorry everyone, madman, you go to fight in the third formation, you must have made preparations, don't pay attention to me, don't pay attention to me, let's pay attention to the third ghost fight!" The buddy took the tissue handed over by the Maoshan girl, wiped his face, and felt that his face was lost.

"Mr. Lang, just take a look, buddy will summon a awesome ghost for you." After Feng Qingyang finished speaking, he jumped out excitedly, stood in the middle of the field and shouted, "I'm here to teach Mr. Tian Zhongxiao's Taoism." ”

Feng Qingyang jumped out in a hurry, wanting to wash away the shame of being invited by Mr. Lang, as soon as he jumped out, Tian Zhongxiao also walked out, and the second buddy was defeated without a fight gave it great confidence, and said to Feng Qingyang: "Please!" ”

Feng Qingyang snorted, took out a fan from his arms, folding fan, the kind bought on the stall for ten yuan, the painting style is miserable, there are four beauties printed on the front, and the back is the Analects, I really don't know what the people who make fans think, the strange thing is not that the fan, but that the fan is covered with rice grains.

Feng Qingyang raised the fan, and recited the incantation softly: "The god of the moon is the god of consumption, the god of evil, and the ...... of evil righteousness" While chanting the incantation, he shook the rice grains on the fan, and the rice grains looked not much on the fan, but the wind Qingyang shook it, but he couldn't finish it, and after a minute, a gust of wind directly rose from the ground, wrapping a big ghost.

This big ghost was wearing a red robe, dirty, and it was not obvious that it was that dynasty, with a strange face, a bull's nose, one foot on the ground, the other foot hanging on his waist, and an iron fan stuck in his waist. The buddy was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth, he really didn't expect the madman to summon the waste.

Waste is a very famous ghost, he became famous because of Zhong Kui, Tang Xuanzong once saw a ghost in a dream stealing his own jade flute and Yang Guifei's sachet, Xuanzong called the little ghost, the ghost called himself "waste", likes to steal other people's property, can also steal other people's joy, make him melancholy. Xuanzong was furious and immediately called people, so a big ghost appeared and tore the waste in half and ate it. The big ghost refers to Zhong Kui.

The waste of being able to fight with Zhong Kui, although it was eaten, it was also very remarkable, after all, since ancient times, there has been a heavenly master Zhong Kui who catches ghosts, ordinary people, you can give me a try? Originally, I wasn't worried that the madman could win, and I didn't worry about the waste when I saw him summoned, this kid didn't work hard.

Wasted was summoned, Feng Qingyang waved the fan in his hand to control Waste, stood on the side, and said to Tian Zhongxiao: "Mr. Tian, it's your turn!" ”

Tian Zhongxiao doesn't know if he recognizes the waste, but I believe that he must not be stunned, because the dragon is also a famous ghost, and if you don't try it, it's really hard to say who is more powerful. Tian Zhongxiao did not delay, began to pinch the mantra, stomped his feet vigorously, the spell was mixed with many Korean words, in the middle of his stamping, like his father, two black things fell from the belt, and they spun on the ground, straight out of the black gas, and the dragon was about to appear.

Tian Zhongxiao's shot went very well, the buddy was very puzzled, and couldn't help but glance at the old lady Ma who was behind Tian Zhongxiao, no one could see, what about the kung fu of the old Xingjun Keren? Failed? When Lao Xingjun saw me looking at her, he bared his teeth at me.

I suddenly felt that something was wrong, in the dragon has not yet shown the true body of such a kung fu, Tian Zhongxiao's feet suddenly swelled violently, the change came too suddenly, I just reacted, from Tian Zhongxiao's feet came out of a red ghost thing, the fierce Chaotian Zhongxiao slammed hard. (To be continued......)