Chapter Seventy-Six: We Promise You
The first thing I thought of was not that we were ambushed, but that I felt ashamed, thinking that a few of us are also masters of the younger generation of Taoism, and today we encountered ghosts hitting the wall here, not to mention that I am still the owner of the eye of the sky, if my master knows that I was actually trapped by ghosts hitting the wall, although it was unintentional, but I can imagine that his expression after knowing must be very exciting, of course, it is not ruled out that he will come to me by plane and have a friendly competition with me.
I hurriedly opened the eye of the sky, why didn't we open it just now I will tell you I just bragged B and brag forgot, after opening the eye of the sky, I found that there are at least fifty ghosts around us, if the cat master is here, these ghosts are his meal, but the problem is that the cat master is not here and I left it in the hospital in case of accidents, and if we catch them with great fanfare, we may startle the snake, if we let the bastard run away and then want to find him, it will not be easy.
I told the three of them, "There are at least fifty ghosts surrounding us now, but we can't arrest them in a big way. ”
Fang Yunzhu: "My opinion is to see if I can communicate with them." ”
Wu Yong: "Compared to this, I have a question for you, as the owner of the Heavenly Eye, how can you be surrounded by so many ghosts and don't know." ”
I said arrogantly, "You know, I just lured them over and caught them all. ”
Yang Feng said in disbelief: "Really, didn't you just brag with us about opening the eye of heaven?" ”
I hahaw, "How is that possible. "But no matter how you look at it, it's not convincing.
I saw the three of them unbelieving eyes, my brother was angry, my brother was about to explode, I took two steps forward, my left hand reached into the bag, and my right hand made a gesture to hook my fingers to provoke them, and sure enough, these ghosts saw me provoking them like I pounced, and at this time the three of them had already opened their yin and yang eyes, and sighed when they saw me provoking this group of ghosts.
Yang Feng: "This is clearly the rhythm of death, one to fifty I will see what he will do, a few of these ghosts are not very easy to deal with, if you add those ordinary ghosts, it will be enough for him to be busy for a while." ”
Wu Yong: "So there is a saying that if you don't die, you won't die." ”
Lord Fang Yun: "But is it really good for us to watch it like this." ”
Although the other party has more than fifty and is overwhelmingly superior in numbers, but since they dare to provoke them, of course there is a way to deal with them, I saw them getting closer and closer to me, and I slowly pulled out of my bag with my left hand, holding a handful of paper money in my hand, yes, you read that right.
I waved the paper money in my hand and said: "Salary, salary, salary, you said that we have no grievances in the past, no hatred in the near future, why bother so desperately, as long as you get out of the way today and let us in, this one is yours." "I'm very confident that they will agree, you ask why, because I have stamped a big seal on each of the banknotes, and the paper money stamped with the big seals of the heads of the various avenue sects is all hard currency, and I am confident that these are absolutely attractive to them.
Sure enough, they all stopped when they saw the paper money in my hand, right, why bother with money, people have to worry about money when they are alive, and they still have to worry about money after they die, is this the sorrow of people?
One of them said: "What do you mean, don't think that a little money will try to buy us off, you will die of this heart." "It's just that what he said was completely different from his expression.
I said, "Actually, it's just to let you get out of the way, and then it's best to tell us something we want to know, it's not a difficult thing for you, if there is any danger in taking the money, or a few of us will get you all and then we will go in again." ”
One of them said, "How can we trust you, that guy has cast a magic spell on us, and we have to be at his mercy, and he wants us to watch over him here so that no one can disturb him." ”
I waved my hand and said: "You are wrong, this is an opportunity, you should treat it as a gamble, if you lose, you will not have a big loss, if you win, you will no longer be controlled by his evil arts, this is also good for you anyway, how to think about it." ”
I saw their hesitant looks and said, "Well, let's unravel the evil spells on your bodies first." ”
They still hesitated, and I continued: "If you don't want to live your current life anymore, I can overtake all of you, so that you can all go to reincarnation, of course, when you will be reincarnated is not something I can say, I can only overtake you all to the underworld, what to do after the normal process is what the underworld says, I will talk about this ugly thing first." ”
They were all gathered together and should still be discussing, Yang Feng and a few people walked up to me Wu Yong said: "How did you do it, they are even more than attacking you." ”
I said, "Just coerce and lure them, first take out the money and then give them a boost." ”
Yang Feng said: "But what kind of trouble are you going to make with so much paper money, and is there anyone like you who uses the big seal of the head of the family, and everyone else is eager to take the big seal of the head of the house as an ancestor, you might as well do this with the big seal of the head of the house, you are not afraid that your master will find out and talk to you." ”
I said disdainfully: "You know what I call profit maximization, I just used it where it should be used, you think that just using it to cover a little paper money can come in handy at a critical moment, and besides, my master would definitely praise me if he knew, because I am not as pedantic as you, I know how to maximize the effectiveness of these tools according to the times, and if it were you, I think you would definitely not be willing to do it." ”
Fang Yun said: "I want to give it up, but the key is that we have this opportunity, how can we be like your Yunyin Sect from generation to generation, the head of the big seal will not give it to you, how can we divide so many senior brothers in several sects, you are a typical villain." ”
I looked at them and said, "Okay, I know that you are jealous of my good life, but at this time, the character of the brother who is not jealous has always been so strong, how can you be arrested for the first time when you go to the chicken shop, you say how bad your character is." ”
Yang Feng was unhappy: "Didn't you say that you didn't mention it, the past is unbearable." ”
I comforted: "Actually, you are not so useless, at least you are willing to follow me to set off my glorious image, and you want it in this regard." ”
Fang Yunzhu dug his nostrils and said, "Can we think that you are praising us?" ”
I said, "Of course if you think so." ”
Just as the four of us were chatting and farting, the group of ghosts finally discussed, and one of the ghosts came up to me and said, "We promise you." ”