Chapter 213: Verbal Hero
Hua Xuexuan said that the remnants of the cosmic lens of that Raush Zi were no longer in the Tianshan Mountains.
After saying this, Bao Yuan only remembered, yes, the idiot old man said in the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace that he had to be instructed by Tong Sheng to break into the eighteenth floor of the haunted house, one of the purposes was to find the cosmic lens, but he was disrupted by Bao Yuan. However, until now, Bao Yuan doesn't understand, what did Lao Tzu stir up?
Even if the old man knows about the cosmic lens, most of the crumbs of that Rausch are not in the Tianshan Mountains.
Bao Yuan asked solemnly: "Flower girl, are you sure that the cosmic lens is not here?" ”
Hua Xue Kill raised her voice, and her words were categorical: "Nonsense! Auntie, of course, I am sure that the edict of the Emperor of Heaven is clear and unambiguous, representing that the moving cosmic lens is a thing that suppresses the ancient evil gods...... I think that no matter how strong Nagrerav's skills are, he will never be able to take out the cosmic lens and release the evil god, and the best thing is nothing more than the stump of the cosmic lens of Narauszi, alas, this crumb is enough to make the world agitated. ”
After speaking.
Hua Xue's eyes suddenly shone brightly, and she asked sharply: "Bao little bullshit, let me ask you, have you ever met a female drought fish in Liupan Mountain?" ”
All of you here are heroes and heroes.
Except for wrapping rounds.
No one has set foot in the tomb of the god at the bottom of Liupan Mountain.
Thinking that Zhang Xiaotian, who was walking with Bao Yuan, died unexpectedly, every time he thought of the things in Liupan Mountain, Bao Yuan felt lost, and missed Zhang Xiaotian even more.
Bao Yuan was very proud, and he replied crisply: "Yes, there is indeed a female drought fish at the bottom of Liupan Mountain......
Since none of you here have ever entered the bottom of Liupan Mountain, the sound of Hua Xue's killing is also outside Liupan Mountain. As he spoke, Bao Yuan became interested and talked nonsense, exaggerating that the female drought at the bottom of Liupan Mountain was shaped like a giant spirit god, and the two breasts were fatter than the mountain bag. The sensationalism said that Zhang Cheng and the turtle grandson scared more than half of the soul away at that time, and also said that the female drought fish could fly, swim, spit fire, spitt yellow sand, and spray poisonous mist......
In order to praise himself as a great hero and a great man of heaven and earth.
Bao Yuanhai said. At that time, so many foreign mercenaries were so frightened that they peed their pants, why did Lao Tzu just save the foolish brothers?
Because the foolish brother hugged Lao Tzu's thigh and shouted three times to kiss grandpa.
Song Peng laughed, he had already heard that Bao Yuan was talking nonsense, Song Peng pointed out, the fool has no tongue at all, what did he say? Holding your thighs?
Ping Sigui also heard the loopholes in Bao Yuan's words. He took Song Peng's saliva and coaxed, saying that he had invited our great little master Bao to compare the scene of a silly brother holding his thigh and calling his grandfather, saying that we didn't believe that people without tongues in their mouths could call grandpa.
The round cowhide is blowing with an earth-shattering sound.
The two of them circled and talked and raised the bar.
Bao Yuan immediately felt it, damn, the cowhide was blown and blown out.
Others can admit defeat, the kung fu of the mouth, none of the four brothers will admit defeat, Bao Yuan then pulled the cowhide to the circle: "Nonsense." Who says you can't speak without a tongue? If you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, you two cut off your tongues, Lao Tzu one by one, and promise to send you back to the robot battlefield completely, I'm bah, Xiao Song, Xiao Ping, if you two turtle grandchildren don't call Lao Tzu Grandpa, Lao Tzu will change his surname to ......"
Hua Xueshou couldn't help but scold: "Okay! If you kid don't have the surname Bao. My aunt and grandmother may not have to live so tired. ”
Sun Panzi said something even more: "Xiao Song, Xiao Ping, you can't talk nonsense." How could it not be? I think it's possible that someone once said that you can't speak without a tongue, and my medicine master said that there are people in the world who can use ventriloquism, and they can still speak without a tongue. ”
Is there a thing about ventriloquism?
Of course, Bao Yuan didn't know if he hadn't seen it, but he also knew it. The demon general of the Spring and Autumn Hall Town Hall broke his waist and continued.
Just ask, what else in the world can't be?
However, Bao Yuanxin was very grateful to Sun Panzi for his help, but he forgot that Hua Xueshu just asked if he had seen the mother drought in Liupan Mountain?
Bao Yuan does not vomit and is not happy. Still spitting on the cowhide drum, he continued to say how powerful the female drought fish at the bottom of Liupan Mountain was, and said that the mercenary was scared, and he could call out his grandfather without a tongue and scare others, how could this little master be intimidated, isn't this a joke? Bao Yuan said that at that time, the Japanese translator Aoki was also an elite of Japanese theological organizations with a name and surname, and his means were no worse than my second wife and third wife, what was the result? In close contact with the female drought, he was turned into rotten meat without coming down for a round.
Song Peng suddenly remembered, he immediately pointed out, Master Bao, no, Lao Tzu vaguely remembered that Brother Han was a copper-skinned and iron-skinned person, why don't I believe that the mother can hurt the copper-skinned and iron-clad person, are you still blowing?
Bao Yuan's cowhide was originally full of dark clouds, and it was noisy, and some couldn't stop the car.
Yes, Song Peng's words reminded Bao Yuan.
Bao Yuan then blew into the circle, yes, what he said is not bad at all, the Han Dan brothers have indeed become copper and iron bones under the peerless heavenly sword, but Lao Tzu is also copper and iron...... You must know that under the peerless heavenly sword of Liupan Mountain, only one ancient toad evil god can be suppressed, and the fool has just become copper skin and iron bones, but Lao Tzu has used the star absorbing Dafa to absorb all the power of the toad evil god...... Therefore, the shrewd fool can see that among all the people at the bottom of the Tianshan Mountains, the only person who can really subdue the female drought is the little master.
Bao Yuan pointed out unashamedly that the brothers of the Han egg have no tongue in their mouths and are forced to call their grandfathers, we Chinese have always put benevolence and righteousness first, and we must always show the spirit of the Communist International and the spirit of Lei Feng, foreigners are not educated in their bones, and we Chinese have to teach them not.
So, Bao Yuan said that he had beaten the female drought into a meatloaf with one punch.
said without shame that Lao Tzu wanted to start lightly, but alas, he didn't think that the female drought was so vulnerable.
also said that this kind of skill has not yet had time to show, and the milky one has just arrived in Wutai Mountain and has been obsessed.
Speaking of this, Bao Yuan sighed sheepishly.
Du Muqing knew that Bao Yuan, the turtle grandson, loved to brag, but he was also confused by this story. Yes, I think that at the foot of Wutai Mountain, the idiot master did use a mud monkey to wrap the evil in the body, and the mud monkey turned into evil, and it spontaneously combusted without fire, which is obvious to everyone.
Du Muqing didn't dare to express her position, and said in her heart, although Bao Yuan, the turtle grandson, loves to talk nonsense, but it sounds like it.
Is this true?
After listening to Hua Xue Kill patiently, she snorted coldly: "Blow!" If you have the ability, you will blow it...... I'm bah, pack a little shit, pack a little shit, give you a bench and you'll get off the ass, give you a slope and you'll get off the donkey, there's nothing in the world that you don't dare to do, and there's nothing you don't dare to say in the world. ”
Fat Mao understood what he heard, and he said: "Little Master Bao, if you go back alone to fight the robots, I will believe that what you said is true." ”
These words can be regarded as muffling the generals and forcing the palace to death.
Of course Bao Yuan didn't dare.
Bao Yuan's thief rolled his eyes, and quickly diverted the topic: "Flower girl, as the saying goes, the good man doesn't mention the courage of the year, this little master just said a few words in passing, I'm here, I'm fucking Chong Laozi, flower girl, tell me, could it be that the mother drought is related to the cosmic lens?" (To be continued.) )