The hemorrhoid master frothed at the light for a minute, stood up straight, pressed his hands down, and let out a long breath, indicating that the light was finished, and looked at the honest man who was already half stupid and said, "Pay the money, two thousand." ”

The man's sweat came down, looking at the old-fashioned mobile phone he made, it was not even worth fifty, and it cost two thousand to turn on the light, and he suddenly said anxiously: "Big ...... Master, can you give it cheaper? The cigarette money given by my wife is 500 yuan every month, and I just received it today, simply, I won't smoke anymore this month, 500 lines? ”

"How can five hundred do? You turn on the light on your mobile phone, it costs more mana than it takes to open the light for the statue artifact, and you interrupted it halfway, I turned on the light for you again, and the money was not counted in for you, not to mention the opening of the light, is there a bargain? You think this is the vegetable market downstairs in your house......"

The man stomped his feet honestly, took out the only five hundred yuan, and said anxiously: "Master, it's not that I am in debt, but with so much money, what do you say?" How do you say? ”

The hemorrhoid master trained a man for a long time like a primary school student, and when he saw that he really couldn't come up with the money, he suddenly changed his face and said: "I see that you are really in difficulty, so let's leave five hundred yuan first, and give me an IOU for the remaining one thousand and a half, make a copy of my ID card and leave it with me, and write the address of the unit clearly, when you pay off the two thousand yuan, I will return the IOU to you." ”

I'm really a little bit unbearable, this liar is too rampant, but I still endured it, after all, compared to exposing the fraud of the Great Seven Treasure Temple, it is much more important than the loss of the man in front of him, the man has no choice, he honestly paid five hundred yuan, made an IOU, and then carefully took the mobile phone that turned on the light and left.

After the man left, the hemorrhoid master said triumphantly to me and Li Yiling: "Do you see it, this is called ability, you two study hard, in the future, when we open a branch temple in the Great Qibao Temple, you will have to take charge alone......"

I really couldn't help it, and said sarcastically: "A master is a master, and it is amazing that he can turn on the light of his mobile phone." ”

The irony is quite strong, the hemorrhoid master is stupid. I was stunned and didn't hear it, and thought I was patting my ass, hehe thief smiled: "What is the phone turned on, just the day before yesterday, I also gave a local tyrant his Ferrari to light, you have to know, Buddhism is vast, everything can be opened, the toilet of the constipated, the glasses of the myopic person, the ugly cosmetic bag...... After all, the Buddha does not escape from the world, and all things have the same root. ”

Hearing that I was stunned, Li Yiling couldn't hold back, pointed at me and said to the hemorrhoid master: "Master, my buddy has a bad brain, he was arched by a pig when he was a child, and you can also open up the light." ”

The meaning of banter is too strong, I am very worried that the hemorrhoids master will hear it, but I didn't expect the hemorrhoids master to pause, and suddenly said to Li Yiling: "You have a very lively brain, now parents want their children to have a good life, and are willing to spend money on their children, what is the best money to earn in this world?" Money for women and children, if you develop a project to open up children's heads, stains, unbelievable, unbelievable......"

I suddenly understood why the hemorrhoids master couldn't hear the sarcasm of me and Li Yiling, because they put all their energy on how to cheat and cheat, there was only money in their eyes, there was no bottom line, and they were completely shameless, Li Yiling and I looked at each other, and we were so surprised that if it was really the hemorrhoids master who developed it to open the child's brain, wouldn't it be the sin of the two of us?

I just wanted to tell the hemorrhoid master that what Li Yiling said was nonsense, so I don't need to take it to heart, but the hemorrhoid master nodded to the two of us and said, "Just enter the temple, you can have such understanding, and you can teach it." ”

"Master, not ......" As soon as the words came out, the hemorrhoids master shouted the next one, the door was pushed open, and a good-looking girl in her twenties came in, looking at the hemorrhoids master timidly and said: "Master, my father is suffering from a sudden illness, some people say let me come to the temple to pray for blessings, please respect the statue of Niangniang to go back, the statue of Niangniang is invited, there is a little master outside who asked me to come to you to open the light." ”

"Yes, yes, Kaiguang is looking for me, I won't tell you, the poor monk is called the first person in the Central Plains Kaiguang, you are right to find me, but there are many ways to open the light, come, you carefully tell me what is going on with your father, and I will prescribe the right medicine......" The hemorrhoid master saw the beauty and was like the gray wolf seeing the pleasant goat, that is called a kind and amiable, bent over and passed, took the girl into the small door, and asked carefully.

The girl has to take advantage of the hemorrhoid master, touch the little hands or something, I feel a hateful panic in my heart, remembering what Li Yiling just said to open up the brain, turned his head to him and said: "He is shameless, you also remind him to open the light of the brain, you are sick." ”

Li Yiling looked at me innocently and whispered, "I didn't expect him to be so shameless......"

The two of us muttered and whispered, and the master of kung fu hemorrhoids came out of it, strangely, he did not open the light for the girl holding the statue of the mother, and sent it out in person very enthusiastically, I wondered, this dog. Is the conscience of the day discovered? It's impossible, if the hemorrhoid master really has a conscience, then the conscience must be like stinky tofu, what's wrong?

The hemorrhoid master sent out the girl, returned to her seat, and turned into a sanctimonious appearance, and then opened the light to others, and the things that opened the light also opened the eyes of Li Yiling and me, statues, mythical beasts, bracelets, clothes, shoes, and even watches can be opened, in short, in a word, as long as it is something, you take a chicken feather duster, he can open the light for you, it is really worthy of being the first person in the Central Plains to open the light.

An afternoon of practical class, I and Li Yiling were shocked beyond measure, it was simply a brain stirring, there was really nothing that could not be done, only unexpected, until four o'clock, the hemorrhoids master stopped business, I looked at the money he collected, at least 20,000 upwards, it was really faster than grabbing.

"Okay, I've studied all afternoon, let's go back and have a good experience, it's time for me to get off work." The hemorrhoid master was a little tired and picked me up with Li Yiling, and he didn't blame him for being tired, he was so bright...... Pointing and pointing, at least a dozen times, it can be regarded as a body life, Li Yiling and I walked out in a daze, and before we could reach the door, the hemorrhoid master suddenly remembered something, and said: "Hey, by the way, at ten o'clock tonight, you two will wait for me at the door of the Niangniang Palace, help me do something, go, go!" ”

Li Yiling and I walked out of the Kaiguang Pavilion of the hemorrhoid master in a daze, and when we saw the sunshine outside, we couldn't help but take a deep breath together, is this special mother still the world we are familiar with? If so, how could such an absurd thing happen? There are so many people who are fooled but never tired of it?

"Mr. Lang, you said that the hemorrhoids master asked us to go to the Niangniang Palace at ten o'clock in the evening to find him, what would it be?"

Since Li Yiling went back to the company with me, I heard Zhou Min call me Mr. Lang, and I have been called this since I talked to me, I have become accustomed to it, and I also feel puzzled, I don't know what the hemorrhoid master told us to do in the Niangniang Palace at night, it is not a good thing to think about it, is it to let the two of us go to clean? It's not impossible, the people who worked in the temple in the past were all young monks who had just entered the temple, and Li Yiling and I were newcomers, so we must have no shortage of chores.

I told Li Yiling what I thought, this kid nodded, and said, "It's better to prepare more, get the camera ready, we can't stay here for too long, I'm afraid we'll be brainwashed if it's too long." ”

In fact, everyone has this kind of mentality, it is easy to see others come to make money, unconvinced, jealous at the same time, thinking that they are no worse than anyone else, he can earn, I can also earn so much money, not to mention the work of the Great Qibao Temple, anyone can do it, especially in this era of looking at money, it is difficult to maintain calm.

Without further ado, I just said that after dinner, Li Yiling and I watched TV for a while, and saw that the time was almost ten o'clock, and I cleaned up and went in the direction of the Niangniang Palace, the Great Qibao Temple at night looked a little bleak and gloomy, many masters have families and businesses, and those who should go home should go home, there are not many people left, and I didn't see anyone along the way, and soon arrived at the door of the Niangniang Palace.

When I arrived at the door, I didn't see the hemorrhoid master, but from the main hall came a particularly uncomfortable smell, it was a kind of sesame oil fragrance mixed with stench, it was difficult to describe, it was very similar to the fox smell, I pinched my nose and turned around outside and didn't see the hemorrhoid master, and called softly: "Hemorrhoids master, hemorrhoids master, the two of us are here......"

"Well, just come, you two will give me the wind at the door, and no one can let it in......"

The voice came from inside the main hall, and at the same time there was a timid voice: "Master, you said to help me drive away the evil spirits on my body, but, but, you don't have to take off your clothes, right?" ”

"How can you drive away without taking off your clothes? I'm using the mana of years of cultivation to help you drive away the evil in your body, and I also see that you are a filial child to help you, you can't know what's wrong, if you want your father's illness to get better as soon as possible, you have to listen to me, hurry up, what's embarrassing, I'm a monk, and the five aggregates are empty......"

The voice was very small, but in this silent night, Li Yiling and I could still hear it clearly, I finally understood what the hemorrhoid master called us to do, he wanted to do that shameless thing, let me and Li Yiling stand guard the door for him, I called an angry man, the hemorrhoid master did this, it was really beyond the scope of what I could bear.

A helpless filial girl for her father to pray for blessings and disasters, is a person can't bear to lie to her, this bald donkey is good, using the girl's filial piety, venting their own lewdness. Desire, this is still a person, it's just a wolf in human skin, if I have to endure it any longer, it won't be a person.

Nyima, Lao Tzu asked you to drive away the evil spirits, and Lao Tzu drove you away first! In a fit of rage, I jerked around and ran into the main hall.

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