How powerful is a barrel of ** when it explodes?

People often compare their bad situation to sitting on a powder keg, which shows how much a powder keg carries in people's hearts.

However, the people in the city do not know how powerful a powder keg explosion is, but if it is in the countryside, especially in the countryside in the south, if you find ten random people, it is possible that five of them will know the power of the powder keg explosion.

The fat man's hometown is like this, from the first day of the first month of the Spring Festival to the fifth day of the first month of the Spring Festival every year, there is a cannon festival.

The cannon festival is also the fireworks festival.

What is a firecracker? A fist-sized ** core was wrapped in layers of paper, and it sounded in the open after a lively ceremony.

At that time, the fat man went to see it, and when he stood a hundred meters away, he made his chest feel a little stuffy from the explosion of the flower cannon, and his clothes were also hunting.

You want to! A fist-sized ** flower cannon can have such a great power, so what if it is a barrel? And it's that kind of big powder keg, what would it be like?

Anyway, no matter what happened to the bright knight Messi who was blown up, the people around the fat man had already let the shock wave of the explosion fall, and this was seventy or eighty meters away from the seaside, that is, the place where the powder keg exploded!

The fat man was even worse, he didn't have time to lie down, he directly let the shockwave turn his head, and now he was getting up with a disgraced face and looking at the pit in the distance.

No one is there, but nothing can be hidden from the fat man's mini-map, the hapless knight, and now he has been blown into the sea again.

As the most unlucky Knight of Light in history, Messi was so depressed that he was about to vomit blood, although now he is already vomiting.

At the bottom of the sea, the armor protection function on his body protects him like a bubble, and the armor also decomposes the oxygen in the water to deliver it to him in a timely manner, but no matter what he does, he can't heal the internal organs in his body that were shocked by the shock wave of the violent explosion at once.

Messi is not a fool, he can think that he has made a big bend before going up, and as soon as he goes up, he sees several black hole barrels facing him.

So he was sure that there must be someone up there who, like the prophet, could see his movements clearly underwater.

But is it possible?

Messi then put this question behind him, if it is impossible, then who can tell himself, why those artillery, why they were already aligned with their position before they came out of the water, how did they know that they would come out of there?

And that powder keg that suddenly appeared in front of him, what was going on? He remembered that there was a smooth road in front of him, and he could easily rush through this not too far road in the time that they had finished changing the shells, as long as he rushed over and rushed among them, he could use his invincible Bright Sword to slaughter them like chopping melons and vegetables.

However, the powder keg suddenly appeared in front of him, and then exploded.

If he hadn't noticed something strange, he could have gone to a small puddle and buried his face and drowned.

The shock wave swept him dozens of meters away at once, and fell directly into the sea, blowing him up and vomiting blood in his chest, and at the same time, it also woke him up who had always been a little proud.

He came this time mainly to suppress heresy, which means that just as they worship Christ, heretics worship other gods.

Just like those of them who came out of the Holy Court, they all have some abilities that are stronger than ordinary mortals, and the real heretics also have these skills, and they are careless this time.

So he decided not to go out for the time being, as soon as he went out, he was bombarded with artillery and blown up with a powder keg.

One downside is that the smoke is too much.

The crowd that had risen from the ground and the sailors of various countries who were watching from a distance felt a little lost when the smoke cleared and the Knight of Light was gone.

The fat man smiled and said, "He fell into the sea again, but this time he learned wisely, and he didn't come up and was bombed, and he was going that way, and he didn't panic when he walked so slowly at the bottom of the sea." ”

After finding a way to deal with the enemy, the fat man also had a little spirit, and he also made jokes.

"Xiao Leng, then he has been running away from here like this, what if he goes to the shore and comes back, now there is really no way to cure him except for this powder keg of yours."

Dad Chen said a little worriedly, he was worried that if the knight became angry, it would not be good to trouble those women and children, after all, it was not once or twice that the people of the Holy See did this work, and the so-called witches who were burned to death in Europe were proof of this.

After the fat man found a way to deal with the enemy, he calmly came back, he smiled and said to Chen's father: "Dad, don't worry, if he is still on land, then I can't do anything about him, at most I can blow him up with a powder keg, just blow him up, I can't hurt him, but now he is in the sea, in the water!" ”

"Do you remember the only time you hit me when you were a kid and you didn't fight me for what?"

Of course, Chen's father remembered the only time he didn't teach his son a lesson because of a child's fight: "Isn't it the time you used a match cannon to blow up the seventeenth master's urine bucket?" ”

When he was a child, the fat man was very skinny, but Chen's father usually didn't like to beat him, and only when he was approached by teachers or parents in a fight at school would he teach him a lesson.

And the only time it wasn't because of a fight that hit him, it was because the fat man was cheap.

In the fat man's hometown, there are many kinds of fun artillery battles during the New Year, but the children's favorite is a gadget called matchsticks.

This kind of small cannon fight, like a matchstick, has a small box, as big as a matchbox, and on the side there is also a paper like the match polish on the matchbox, and the small cannon that is twice as big as a matchstick has a match head on one end of the fire.

When playing, take the match head from the small cannon and rub the starter paper on the box, then catch it, and then throw it out, and it will explode in a few seconds.

Such a small artillery battle was very powerful, so at that time children of all sizes could play, and adults were not very worried.

How little less powerful? It is to put two sheets of paper in your hand, and then put the matchstick on the paper you are holding in your hand and let it explode.

In the end, except for a slight pain in the palm of his hand, even the two pieces of paper in his hand were not damaged.

But with such a small force, who would have thought that it could blow up a plastic urine bucket that is almost two centimeters thick?

In many rural areas, there is a habit of storing urine, because it is necessary to grow vegetables, so most households will put a urine bucket in the toilet.

And why did the fat man get beaten, he was cheap.

One day, he was playing with matchsticks, and when he walked through the door of the seventeenth master of the five-guarantee household in the village, he was in a hurry to urinate, so he ran to the toilet behind the seventeenth master's house to facilitate it.

When he saw the urine bucket, it occurred to him that if he threw a matchstick into the urine bucket, what would it look like?

It's the fat man's style to do it, so he immediately wiped a matchcannon and threw it into the urine bucket and hid.

As a result, after an explosion, the urine bucket was actually blown apart and flew everywhere.

The consequences were naturally very tragic, the fat man ate a meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots, and had to use his New Year's money to pay the seventeenth master a urine bucket and help him pour vegetables for a week.

From that moment on, the fat man knew that explosives exploded in water with much more power than on the ground.

Because he used to buy some water cannons to fry fish, and when he saw the little finger-sized water cannon blow up a piece of fish in the river, he would rejoice in the sumptuous delicacy he was about to get.

And now, after using the ability of the backpack space to collect all the powder kegs on the ship not far away, he took them out one by one and appeared next to the light knight Messi, and then used his talent ability Flame to put a small spark in the powder keg that appeared.

And then ......

The fat man is now looking forward to a bountiful harvest, and what he is frying now is not fish, but people.