"Hey, hey, please, don't insult my rank, okay? With my Hong Bagong's decades of experience in the rivers and lakes, how can I be confused with you little brat? Hong Bagong listened to Mu Feng compare himself with him, and suddenly became unhappy, and his expression of blowing his beard and staring at his eyes felt like he had been greatly insulted.

"Yo, what do you want me to say?" How many strange people are there in this world, scolding him for being shameless, and actually scolding him for being of a low level? Mu Feng was happy.

"It's really unheard of, I don't know it, shamelessness is a form of shamelessness, and above this, there are lower-grade grades of thick-skinnedness, of course, that level I have reached when I was in elementary school." Hong Bagong said with pride on his face.

"Old man, what are you trying to make a fuss about? What's so proud of shamelessness or anything like that? Mu Feng criticized.

"Haven't you heard the famous words of the Great Shameless King: Kilgree?" Hong Bagong looked at Mu Feng with disdain, and then raised his head longingly and recited in an impassioned voice: "Shamelessness is the most representative character of human beings, because of shamelessness, we are progressing, because of shamelessness, we are sublimating, because of shamelessness, we can have this world!"

"Oh my God, what a heart-wrenching aphorism!" Mu Feng first praised, and then his face pulled: "But, I'm sorry, I come from a world with more positive ideas. Anti-human moral language like you say will probably be harmonized. "

Ignoring Mu Feng's sarcasm, Hong Bagong talked about his life experience: "I was very honest when I was in the second grade of elementary school. Listen to your parents at home and your teachers at school. People say I'm a good boy. I've even become a prototype for many other people's children. "

"Oh?" Mu Feng obviously didn't trust Hong Bagong's self-description.

"You know what? In fact, good children are very stressful! Not only must you maintain your perfect image, you can't play electric, you can't watch A-movies, but you also have to take the first place in every exam. ”

Mu Feng mostly agrees with Hong Bagong's description, because he has also been a child of someone else's family for a period of time. However, going to watch an A-movie in the second grade of elementary school? He really hadn't tried such an act of bombardment. Is it hard to get up? Mu Feng was curious.

"For this, I have invisibly offended quite a few of my peers. So, they began to exclude me, slander me, not only mentally destroy me, but also torture me on **! Hong Bagong said with deep disgust, as if he had returned to that tragic childhood.

Mentally devastated? **On torture? It's strange to think about this kind of mixing of two tones. No wonder it can lead a good student to degenerate. Mu Feng muttered.

"Hey, it's as easy as you think!" Hong Bagong's mouth burst into a sentence.

"Oh? Can you see my thoughts? Mu Feng wondered, he had gained some insight after experiencing him. Then, the picture in Mu Feng's mind changed suddenly.

From a few little girls, Hong Bagong, who was surrounding the teenager, to a few little boys forcibly picking his clothes.

"Boy, can you not make up for something in your head? At that time, they were only in the second grade! Where will there be the kind of behavior you want! Hong Bagong argued dissatisfiedly.

"They? Is it really a man? It makes sense to think so! Mu Feng muttered to himself.

"How can this be reasonable? It's a complete pervert! Hong Bagong was so angry that his eyelids jumped, what a classic memory! Smeared like this by this kid!

"I'm just shamelessly trying to figure out what they might have done at the time." Mu Feng said unceremoniously.

"Shamelessness is shamelessness, that's not an idiot, and it's not as silver as you think!" Hong Bagong said indignantly.

"I'm watching movies in the second grade of primary school, how can there be purity." Mu Feng said a word, which immediately made Hong Bagong speechless.

"Actually......"

"Do you want to tell me it's an American shorthand, sorry, I didn't use this when I was in the first grade of elementary school." Mu Feng interrupted what Hong Bagong was about to say, and shrugged his shoulders by the way, meaning: Don't talk about it, I'm tired of playing with those old men.

"Hehe, it seems that you are a lot more mature than last time." In order to hide his embarrassment, Hong Bagong praised Mu Feng a few words.

"Probably, everybody's growing, isn't it? Well, move on to your story. Mu Feng urged. He is very gossipy and loves to listen to stories, even if it is very boring, he will have the patience to listen to it.

"That's the experience! It's my life! Hong Bagong emphasized, and then continued: "In the end, because of an exam, they finally couldn't bear it, after all, when everyone failed the exam, I got a full score but it was my fault, so I was Aruba for an afternoon." ”

"Is the egg broken?" Mu Feng interjected.

"Not yet, it's almost." Hong Bagong replied casually, and then said angrily: "Boy, don't interrupt!" ”

"I just want to understand the feelings of the person involved, so that I can better substitute myself into the complex of the story." Mu Feng replied calmly.

"Hey, boy, how do I feel like you're a different person than you were just now?" Suddenly, Hong Bagong seemed to have discovered something, and he looked back and forth on Mu Feng, wondering. Mu Feng, who chased him, was stupid, but now he was extremely rational, and he rarely even saw the dynamics in Mu Feng's heart, as if he was blocked.

"Hehe, I'm a schizophrenic." Mu Feng said without hesitation. Actually, he's still in first-person mode, but whenever he has a problem with a storyline, he'll go into writing mode.

“……”

"I imitated Banhua's letter at the time, wrote a love letter to each of those boys, and then used QQ to chat with them for a long time, and agreed with each other that the relationship between the two would not be public for the time being. A month later, I dated these men together under the pretext of dating. ”

"Hachiko, excuse me, I'm curious, what you said is probably for junior high school students, right? Do children in the second grade of elementary school have that emotional intelligence? Mu Feng didn't know where to get a pen and notebook, and asked questions while recording.

"People in our world are precocious, can't they!" Hong Bagong is entangled, this kid listens to stories honestly, and always asks some side stories, even if this is really a junior high school thing, can I tell you?

……

"The school committee always liked to report to the teacher, and one day, I stole her panties while it was dark and stuffed them into the office bag of the male math teacher I hated the most. Do you know? The next day, when the male teacher saw the panties in his office bag, his face was so funny. Haha......"

As he spoke, Hong Bagong laughed out loud, probably really funny.