Chapter 581: Presiding over the White Affair

O night, you have given me a pair of bright eyes, and I have used them to open my dark eyes...... The madman has fallen in love with this sentence since he heard his buddy's famous words, and he always has to recite it before acting, and the second middle school youth is much happier, and Li Yiling and I are used to his virtue, and we don't bother to look at him.

In the night, Li Yiling smoked a cigarette and drove towards the wasteland to the north. That's right, we're here to set up a stall again, the little ghost is almost edited in this episode, the rest is to record, the little ghost filmed in the Cultural Palace is enough to do a show, so we have time again, while we have time, of course, to make more money, tonight the yin market changed to the north, we have experience, we didn't go too early, we drove unhurriedly, and rushed to the place that Su Qingtian calculated before the market opened.

Today's location of the Yin City is more special, near a cemetery, in the dark night, one by one, plus a swaying figure, the gloomy atmosphere is particularly sufficient, the hearse is parked not far from the grave, the brothers are carrying Maza, each with equipment to get off, in my hand, there is only a small white cloth.

After getting out of the car, I looked around, there was a good place on the right, the first to go there, there were a lot of people who set up stalls, and when I saw a few of our brothers, I suddenly began to applaud, and someone kept stretching out their thumbs to me, and some people whispered: "Lang is always good!" ”

Why is it still like a hero's triumph? The buddy was a little confused, and soon understood what was going on, it must have been Jiang Chuantang who publicized the fact that we were fighting with the head lowering master, to be honest, fighting the little ghost, fighting the head lowering master, helping him solve the trouble, and collecting 30,000 yuan. It's really not much, Jiang Chuantang wants to help us make a name. That's how it got out.

I was still a little embarrassed, and greeted everyone who set up the stall: "It should be done." What should be done......"

Politely all the way to the place where we want to set up a stall, no one is applauding, and there are more people coming, or the old rules, three small horses, a white cloth in front, with the lesson of the last time, this time there are not many words on the white cloth, only twelve. Yin and Yang Techniques, Shenxiao Dao Method, Guigu Thaumaturgy.

Li Yiling's path, my path, and the madman's path are as simple as that, buddy is full of confidence, Jiang Chuantang's matter was solved so beautifully, and the aftermath work was done. The price is not high, it is simply the conscience of the industry, and everyone knows that there are more and more people looking for us to work? So in my anticipation. No one came to us at all, not even the old crook who bought the yellow charm last time.

Dude is a little puzzled, what's wrong with this person now? A few brothers are easy to use. It's not expensive, so why doesn't anyone come to work for us? Half an hour has passed. There was no one to ask for the price, and I lit a cigarette in frustration. Feng Qingyang saw that my mood was not high, and persuaded: "Mr. Lang, don't be in a hurry, the big work is always behind, just like eating, and the big dishes are not always served later?" ”

It makes sense, it makes sense, what the madman said is so reasonable, so the buddy sank down, but after another half an hour, no one came to work for us, and the buddy couldn't stay a little bit, could it be that he had been living less recently? Li Yiling didn't care, he took out a white paper from his satchel and tied up the stone lion on the spot.

Half an hour passed, and those who should have received the work received the work, and those who did not receive the job also packed up their stalls and prepared to go home, I sighed, and felt that I couldn't get the job today, so the madman persuaded me again: "Mr. Lang, setting up a stall is a long-term and arduous task, who can still get a job every day, really want so many jobs, and the world is not dancing with demons?" ”

, I found that this kid has a very good mouth, he can always find a reason, and his ability to comfort himself is really not small, but it also makes sense, buddy is lazily ready to close the stall, at this time on our right, an old man in his sixties who also has no business, came over to me and said: "Mr. Lang, didn't get a job?" ”

"yes, I didn't get a job." I thought I had nothing to say, so I replied casually, and the old man squatted in front of me and said to me: "Don't be discouraged, there is not much to live now, I have been setting up a stall in the Yin Market for a week and have not received a job, but if Lang can let go of his body, it is not impossible to make money." ”

Listen to the meaning of the old man's words, does he have a life? The buddy immediately sat up and asked, "Dare to ask you?" ”

"Zhang Libo of Wuxingmen, don't hide it from Lang, I always say, I watch your show on a regular basis, and outsiders just watch a lively show, but I can see that a few of your brothers have real skills, but it is not easy to eat with real skills these days, I have been observing for a long time, my brothers are short of money, I don't hide it from you, in addition to setting up stalls, I also undertake funeral matters, and now the rich people are dead, and they all hold a ceremony, you are the host, a little famous, if you preside over the white affairs, I will contact you, and the price is easy to say."

Presiding over the white affair, isn't this similar to Li Yiling and me saying that he was going to open a funeral company? What's more, if you really want to preside over the white affairs, Li Yiling is in the funeral home, with innate convenience, and he uses the old man to match the line? Why don't you smoke us, can you be so kind? I couldn't help but go to see Li Yiling.

When Li Yiling saw me looking at him, he glared and said, "What do you think I'm doing?" You just have to make up your mind. ”

The buddy didn't resist the temptation and asked Zhang Libo: "How much can I give?" ”

"Presiding over the funeral and keeping the spirit, handling the funeral, after the first seven years, how can there be 50,000 yuan!" The old man said very firmly, buddy immediately hesitated, 50,000, it's not a small amount, isn't it just to preside over a funeral, pretend to be filial for a few days, not to mention that there is nothing to do recently, and it can still be taken out in seven days.

I didn't agree immediately, after all, I still had to ask for the opinions of the madman and Li Yiling, and said to Zhang Libo with a deep groan: "Leave a phone, if you can do it, I'll call you." ”

Zhang Libo left a phone call, collected the stall and left, the brothers also collected the stall, and returned to the hearse, the buddy was very tempted, after all, there are still hundreds of thousands, and if you can really earn another 50,000, it will be tens of thousands of yuan, as long as you make up enough 500,000 yuan, with the initial funds, everything can be started.

"Little brother, you are an expert, you grew up in a small funeral home, can we do this?" I asked Li Yiling, she rolled her eyes, and said to me: "I have been doing this with my master since I was a child, without any psychological barriers, it depends on whether Mr. Lang can leave this face, Zhang Libo is a second-class dealer, he took the job, passed a hand, and subcontracted to us, but, without these second-class dealers, we are really not able to find such a job, you take the idea, Mr. Lang." ”

To be honest, buddy is a little reserved, after all, he is a little famous, he has acted in movies, and he really can't pull his face when he hosts white things, but if you think about it carefully, what do you want to do with your face? Buddy is short of money now, people don't want to be invincible in the world, survival and cheekiness, you can only choose one of the two, buddy still has to choose survival.

Isn't it just presiding over a white thing? How can you still drop a piece of meat? I cheered myself up, and the wind came over again, and said to me: "Mr. Lang, the three of us have such great ability, and it is a bit of a loss to preside over white affairs, I think it is better to continue to set up a stall tomorrow, can you still not live?" ”

The madman reminded me in a word, there is not much time left for my brothers, if I can't make up the money before leaving, although I can start a new stove while continuing to take over the job, but it must be a distraction, not to mention that there are a lot of things in the early stage of entrepreneurship, and there is not so much time, but now there is time, if there is nothing to do, it will be confused, and it will not be able to solve the gap of more than 100,000.

Men, if you want to get things done, you have to be ruthless with yourself. The buddy gritted his teeth: "It's done!" The madman goes to pretend to be a filial son and a virtuous grandson, the buddy presides, and the little brother is a god stick......" After I finished speaking, Feng Qingyang's eyes widened and said to me: "Mr. Lang, one misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred, you are such a big wrist, doing this kind of thing, it is too depraved......"

"Degenerate your uncle, buddies don't steal, don't rob, don't be traitors, eat by their own ability, compared with those who are corrupt and bribery, male thieves and prostitutes, buddies think they are very pure, crazy, you want to save face, our brothers say that it sounds good to be grassroots, and if it doesn't sound good, it's sling, don't take yourself too seriously......"

I persuade the madman, why not give myself a comfort? Talking and talking, I really felt that this was the case, picked up the phone, and called Zhang Libo, who answered the phone very quickly, basically answered the phone as soon as I got there, and I said to him: "We took the job, but it is best these days, after all, we still have work, and we have kung fu in these few days." ”

Zhang Libo immediately said: "Mr. Lang rest assured, I won't tell you, there is really a big job recently, there is a family in Du Village who is rich and thieves, and he just died of his father, don't worry, I will do it immediately, let's take this work next, you wait for my call." ”

Zhang Libo hung up the phone, I was a little apprehensive, after all, I had never presided over a white affair, and asked Li Yiling: "Little brother, have you ever presided over a white affair?" Are there any rules and particulars? ”

Li Yiling said to me: "With my face, who is sick and looking for me to preside over white affairs?" But after all, buddies are in this business, and now rich people do a lot of things, for the sake of face, they will also invite some out-of-fashion stars and other hosts, but there is nothing difficult about it, writing a good manuscript, it seems to be sad, crying when you should cry, kneeling when you should kneel, and keeping the soul of the spirit, it is not a difficult thing. ”

As soon as Li Yiling said this, the buddy breathed a sigh of relief, Li Yiling smiled and said: "Mr. Lang, if you really have the heart to develop in this area, you don't need Zhang Libo to pull the strings, buddy can find you a lot of such jobs." ”

I sighed and said: "Expedient, buddy is still young, I don't want to waste my youth on presiding over white affairs, and when the money is enough, our brothers will immediately build up the studio, at least there is a goal to strive for, I don't want to mess around ......" (to be continued......)