Chapter 046: Lao Tzu is a very presumptuous person
Du Baichuan snorted coldly: "Hehe, the stupidity of Little Master Bao is really unparalleled, black and white impermanence, no matter how detailed you two speak, he can't understand it!" ”
Bao Yuan Laipi's response: "Lao Tzu is indeed stupid, but Lao Tzu admitted, Du Baichuan, do you dare to admit that you are that?" ”
Du Baichuan couldn't help asking, "What?" ”
Bao Yuan raised his hands behind his back in a big way, his eyes were white, imitating Du Baichuan's tone of speech: "Hehe...... It's stupid...... It's stupid...... The stupidity of Du Laowang's bastard can really be said to be unprovoked, and there is no one to come...... Hehe, even if Lao Tzu tells you clearly and clearly, you still can't figure out these two, three, four, hehe, Lao Tzu simply tells you, you are the stupidest and stupidest donkey in the sky...... Hehe, Du Baichuan, the agency is too clever to calculate Qingqing's life...... You stupid donkey is thinking about calculating Lao Tzu everywhere, hehe, coming, coming, but he put himself in, do you say that you are stupid? Ha ha! Even Bao Yuan didn't realize that the artistic cells on his body were so stake, and he actually learned Du Baichuan's look and tone when he spoke, which made Bao Yuan more than proud.
After all, Du Baichuan is a person who has gone through strong winds and waves: "Hmph, little bastard of the Bao family, you just have a more stinky tongue than others!" ”
Sun Panzi said coldly: "Yes, yes, it's more stinky than your tongue, Lao Qi, you are not as good as you!" ”
You don't dare to bear Lao Tzu He, Lao Tzu simply puts the score on the foot, this is the purpose that Bao Xiao Taiye has always followed, and it is also an indispensable code of conduct.
Bao Yuancai didn't care if what he said was right or not, and continued to hum: "No, no, no...... Non-non-non-...... Du Baichuan, you are hiding in a haunted house to retire, I wonder if anyone can raise a stupid donkey? Haha, you know? The Dushi Fenghuo Group you founded has changed hands, huh. No, at first glance, I think you did it yourself! ”
Du Baichuan did not give a positive answer to this question.
Sun Panzi was suspicious when he heard this: "Ah! Could it be that Du Baichuan did it? has changed, he is indeed married to Jin Lan's seventh brother in the past by Sun Mouyi! ”
Bao Yuan thought that he had hit the point, and his momentum became even stronger, aggressive: "Haha." If you can't answer, it's a default, and you play with your own family, hey, it's really fucking shameless! The meaning in Bao Yuan's words is very clear, Du Baichuan openly showed up in the haunted house. According to him, Xiaoqing was a child daughter-in-law who had been stuck in the Maokeng in the Bao family's compound for decades, and had nothing to do with the Du family, and the Du Fenghuo Group was founded by Du Baichuan. Sun Panzi once said that Du Baichuan had joined the Holy Congress in the past, and the change of ownership of the Du Fenghuo Group had a great deal to do with the Holy Congress and the Golden Flower Society. Du Baichuan must have contributed to the troubles behind the scenes.
However, Bao Yuan has not yet figured out the way.
Hei Wuchang interrupted: "Little Master Bao, this old thing does make people confused at first glance, it is not difficult to understand it thoroughly, to put it bluntly, in fact, your grandfather is yourself, and Little Master Bao just played two roles at a specific time, and the adult heart played the grandfather." Children's hearts play on their own! ”
Bao Yuan was even more drunk when he heard it: "What kind of mess? ”
Sun Panzi also said: "What is to be a grandfather, and to be a grandson." Hu Qi Ma Ba! ”
Qiao Santan, who had not spoken for a long time, suddenly spoke: "Little Master Bao, there is a peerless rare treasure in this haunted house, it is not a thing to play with, let alone a pleasing thing, can Little Master Bao be interested in seeing it?" ”
Bao Yuan didn't know what Qiao Santan was doing with this old boy. I couldn't help but look at Sun Panzi, wanting Sun Panzi to give him an idea.
Sun Panzi lowered his head, and if he thought hard, he didn't pay attention to Bao Yuan's gaze at all.
Bao Yuan is a young embryo after all, and he has no idea. The heart said, "Cha Ban? What to do? Lao Tzu has already burned a thousand-year-old Yangshou to buy Jiang Taigong's god fishing, is it possible that Qiao Santan is not enough for this old man? Are you going to play tricks and take away the Yangshou that you have moved? Don't be fooled! Glancing at Sun Panzi again, Bao Yuan was really angry in his heart, and he was useless at first glance at the critical time, and said in his heart: "Sun Panzi, Sun Panzi, are you the ninth master of the haunted house?" Will it only save Lao Tzu? ”
"Hmph, Little Master Bao, you shouldn't even have the courage to do this, right?" Qiao Santan's voice was very gloomy, and there was a lot of mockery.
", Qiao Santan, you remember, the Bao family lacks everything, but not guts!" After Bao Yuan finished speaking, he felt that it was not tasteful enough, and added loudly: "What kind of treasure can a small bullshit haunted house come up with?" I think, at most, I will pretend to be a ghost and put puffer fish blood, and if I break the bamboo pole, I will say that it is Jiang Taigong God fishing, hehe, take it! ”
Bai Wuchang spoke: "Little Master Bao, I haven't finished talking yet......"
Bao Yuan didn't like to listen to the story of the three, so he said: "Seventh master, eighth master, the two of you will keep the story first, and it will not be too late to tell it after Lao Tzu finishes it!" ”
Du Baichuan glared: "What kind of, no big or small, who are you going to be Lao Tzu?" Who are you? ”
Bao Yuan disagreed: "To be your Lao Tzu, why, do you dare to beat your Lao Tzu?" ”
Qiao San leaned out to the back of the hall and said, "Little Master Bao, please!" ”
Bao Yuanfang took a big step forward, and immediately thought about it: "It's not good to hang the fat hair, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng, these bastards, outside, although they are innocent and beat Lao Tzu fat, hum, Lao Tzu will have to return it sooner or later, although they are much inferior to Sun Panzi's skills, but the three of them are much more flexible than Sun Panzi's head after all, bring it!" So Bao Yuan shouted outside the hall: "Ping Sigui, Song Peng, Fat Mao, you three owe a beating, get in with Lao Tzu!" After shouting, Bao Yuan said to Sun Panzi and Ah Shirui: "Ninth Master, Ah Shirui, you two also follow!" ”
Mura Baichuan shouted: "Idle people are not allowed to enter!" ”
Bao Yuan took a big step forward, and said with white eyes: "Hehe, old bastard, are you farting on a donkey, open your donkey eyes and take a good look, are they idle people?" They are all Lao Tzu's right-hand men, what? Defy? Lao Tzu still doesn't like to watch it, I'm not convinced, I have the ability to cut off Lao Tzu's head! ”
Qiao San Tan Yin and Yang said strangely: "Old Seven, it's okay! ”
Fat Mao, Song Peng, and Ping Sigui were standing outside the Ghost Head Hall beating their chests and feet, sighing for a long time, and suddenly hearing Bao Yuan shouting loudly in the hall, the three of them didn't think about it at all, and they rushed in, and the man in Tsing Yi on duty outside the Ghost Head Hall wanted to stop them, how could they stop the three anxious-eyed tigers...... Don't look at the weight of the fat hair is more than 200 catties, he runs faster than anyone else, the attitude towards Bao Yuan in the hall outside the hall is completely different, and the fat hair head said: "Master Bao, what kind of ball?" Are they going to let black and white impermanence take your longevity, no problem, no problem...... The brothers discussed it outside, if you take ten years of yang life, the four brothers will share it equally for two and a half years, take one hundred years, and one buddy will share it for twenty-five years, isn't it just a loss of a few years of yang life, buddies are not afraid, what's the big deal? ”
Bao Yuan couldn't help but ridicule: "I want to take your eight lifetimes of longevity!" ”
Song Peng followed closely: "It's only eight lifetimes of Yangshou, not much, not much, too much, not more!" ”
Ping Sigui stubbornly said: "Lao Tzu has a million years of life, only eight lifetimes, Lao Tzu still thinks it's a big deal, come on!" ”
Du Baichuan said to himself: "Fool, what year do you still talk about buddy righteousness!" ”
Bao Yuan looked at Fatty Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng and said: "Heh, brothers, your kindness Lao Tzu has received it, damn, you don't say that you should be lighter when you beat Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu's body doesn't hurt when he is hard, and when Lao Tzu changes his taste, this face looks like someone has been peeled off a layer of skin, damn!" ”
All three of them had understated smiles on their faces.
Although none of the three of them spoke, they each said in their hearts, "What? How? Lao Tzu just beat you, buddy, I have taken eight lifetimes of Yangshou for your recklessness, what's wrong with slapping you a few times? The fan is light, if God gives Lao Tzu a chance again, Lao Tzu will definitely follow the egg! ”
Bao Yuan suddenly noticed the severed hand and foot man lying on the ground.
Suddenly, a thought flashed through me.
The people in the haunted house made up their minds to give Lao Tzu a problem, but they couldn't bear Lao Tzu at the moment, Lao Tzu must be of great use, even if this is the case, why don't Lao Tzu send Mr. Leave a good and help him save people, Mr. Skimmer will be grateful to Lao Tzu when he thinks of this matter, and maybe he will no longer ask Lao Tzu for money in the future.
Thinking of this, Bao Yuan gave an order to Fatty Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng: "You three goods carry this kid up, he is our person!" ”
Du Baichuan shouted: "Presumptuous! ”
Bao Yuan didn't take it to heart at all, he flattened his mouth and said: "Hey, Du Baichuan, look at the frame, no matter if we have new hatred and old eyes, you know the details of Bao Xiaoye, so you must have inquired carefully...... Hehe, didn't you play it, Bao Xiaotai has always been rather straight than bending, rather die than surrender, and loves to raise the bar with the world's long-lidded bastards...... Presumptuous, presumptuous? Lao Tzu loves to be presumptuous the most in his life, and what he is best at is also presumptuous, what are the three of you doing with Fat Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng, don't bump this buddy...... Du Baichuan, Lao Tzu is still presumptuous today, you have the ability to come and bite Lao Tzu! ”
Sun Panzi said mockingly: "Du Baichuan, you are compared with Little Master Bao's tongue, according to this level, there are still eight hundred generations behind!" ”
Among the buddies, Song Peng is more careful, and he knows the name Du Baichuan.
When Du Muqing told everyone about the old things of the Du family at Tanggula Mountain and Ghost Gate Pass, she once mentioned the name of her grandfather Du Baichuan, and Sun Panzi mentioned the reputation of the seventh brother Du Baichuan many times when he reported that he participated in the great cause of walking immortals in Eagle Beak Peak. Song Peng was so strange that he asked in a low voice: "Old Bao, is this stinging thing really Xiaoqing's grandfather?" So young? Why are you so fierce? You are his grandson-in-law, why is he a commodity who doesn't buy oil and salt? ”
Bao Yuan didn't want to mention it, and shouted: "Less nonsense, lift!" ”
Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao reluctantly responded: "Yes!" The heart said: "Lao Tzu hasn't settled the account for you, but you have flaunted your might!" (To be continued......)