“......”

“......”

The conversation between Yu Lei and Jiang Yuebai fell into a long silence, and Jiang Yuebai didn't think about the problem that Yu Lei couldn't remember himself at all......

Regarding such a situation, Jiang Yuebai planned to make a joke: "Actually...... I'm your dad."

"Clams?" Yu Lei was a little unable to find the north by this sudden answer, what the hell are the people these years?

No, to be precise, what the hell are the girls now?

The boys' emojis are all cute girls there, this is a man's sexual orientation, there is no problem.

What about girls? It's all panda heads and emojis that make people call dad, are you girls now starting to change their sexual orientation, evolving from macho men to little fresh meat and then to ...... Yu Lei didn't know what it had evolved.

"You just say whether to call it or not, if you don't call it, don't think about your game dividends, now there are almost 100 million, I originally planned to hit you directly......" However, before Jiang Yuebai finished speaking, Yu Lei couldn't wait to interrupt.

"Daddy!"

This cry is cordial, moving, and full of the son's longing and love for his father.

However, Jiang Yuebai on the other end of the phone was frightened by Yu Lei's shamelessness, and said dumbly: "Hey, hey, hey! What about your festival! Yu Lei, what about your festival! If your parents know about it, won't they beat you to death?"

"Huh. Yu Lei smiled evilly, and said to the girl on the phone who he still couldn't remember: "Fuck me, if my mother knew that I lost 100 million because I didn't call you Dad, she would have to kill me." ”

"......" Jiang Yuebai was silent for a long time, although she had also heard such a joke...... But I didn't expect the other party to think about it.

There is a question about morality, 100 million cash is in front of you, can you get 100 million with a slap on your mother, fan or not?

In fact, there is no answer to this question, if you don't slap your mother, you can slap you to death, and whether you fan or not, if you can't get 100 million, your mother will slap you to death.

After all, this is a matter of price and gain, a slap can get 100 million, for every parent is earned, if the premise of slapping is replaced and replaced with other unacceptable prices, then the result will be different.

But raise the harvest even higher, say kill one of your loved ones and save all of humanity......

Then the question is different again.

However, in Yu Lei's place, he can answer this ultimate question, if there is a big boss who says that killing someone can save all mankind, then he will directly kill this boss.

You see, I killed you, and by the way, I saved all mankind.

Here, however, these questions are nothing more than two jokes.

"Okay, I'm sorry for you, I just said that I am the one who took over from Sister Lily in charge of the [fate] series, and the release of games, anime, peripherals and saint crystals is on the right track, and those summoners around the world who are stupid and rich have begun to burst their livers and summon. ”

Jiang Yuebai began to tell Yu Lei about the current situation of the [fate] series, and Yu Lei didn't seem to pay much attention to anything other than throwing out a script, preliminary setting, and original art manuscript.

"Now, the problem I'm facing is that I don't have the ability to summon the role that Sister Lily wants.

Let me tell you, if 'Miss Meiyou' is summoned by some strange uncle, you will really die, and no one in the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Gods and Buddhas can save you. ”

At this time, Yu Lei complained sharply: "We really have such a thing as the gods and Buddhas of the heavens? The gods are already ugly enough, what should the gods and Buddhas look ugly into?"

"Hey, hey, hey, have you figured out the point! The point is that you will be beaten to death by Sister Lily!" Jiang Yuebai angrily threw out the doll she was holding in her hand.

There was a crisp sound on the phone, and Yu Lei didn't know what was smashed, but he could hear that the little girl seemed to be angry.

At this time, Yu Lei couldn't help but feel a wave of joy in his heart, and even the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

However, for a question, Yu Lei was a little unhappy: "Speaking of which, why do I have your phone number, and there are notes? Who are you!"

"Haven't you ever turned on your mobile phone? I just found someone to change your address book, and by the way, I deleted the learning materials in your mobile phone, children look at these bad things, do you know?" Jiang Yuebai seemed to really regard himself as Yu Lei's father.

"Besides, although we have only met once, but there was such a big incident at Uncle Andrew's wedding, did you completely forget it?"

Hearing this, Yu Lei remembered that he did seem to have seen a woman named Jiang Yuebai at a wedding not long ago.

But ah......

Think about what Yu Lei has done in the past month? How can Yu Lei, a big salted fish like Yu Lei, who has met once, appeared once, and is the same as a trick, remember.

What's more, you all have a girlfriend, a girl who is not related to each other, remember what to do so hard?

As for the issue of learning materials, Yu Lei thinks that he should really explain clearly, he is a person who has a girlfriend, and if his girlfriend knows that he still has this kind of video, he may not know what to think.

And neither of them is a novice driver who doesn't know anything, although the body between each other is still young, but they are old drivers who have been blended for a long time in their souls.

If this is misunderstood by Zhao Ling, he must feel that Yu Leite is a virgin......

What's more, it was a real study material! It was he who was ready to use it for jokes, when to send his brother a G study material, and told his classmates to be sure to code enough paper.

As a result, the other party opened it and said that it was indeed a science and education learning material, and asked you to bring paper that was to ask you to take a note, and that expression was exciting to think about!

"That, the ones stored in my mobile phone are really learning materials, which include information on making firearms, making nuclear bombs, and the production ......process of paper clips," Yu Lei said with some embarrassment.

"I understand, I understand, children, it's normal to be curious, don't hide it from the big sister!" Jiang Yuebai had a disdainful attitude towards you little kid because I was an adult.

However, Yu Lei still planned to hit Jiang Yuebai's young heart, "What, I have a girlfriend, and I have done everything I should do, so these videos are really learning materials, not as much as you think...... You won't be too shy to read it, will you?"

When Yu Lei said this, Jiang Yuebai instantly blushed.

Why is this person so perverted, how can she, a lady, go to see those things, at most just look at the BL book! But this topic can't be admitted directly, so Jiang Yuebai plans to play a scoundrel directly.

"I said yes, that is! Believe it or not, I won't give you dividends!

And also

Now!Immediately!Immediately!Hurry up and get over to the Demon Capital, help summon me!!Or you'll be dead!

I said it!

Otherwise, no one will be able to save you if Jesus, the Jade Emperor Buddha, the Queen Mother, or Odin Zeus come!"

There's nothing that can't be solved by being a scoundrel, if there is...... That means it's a violation of the law.

"But I'm in Dongying, and Rulai and the Buddha are the same guy, you just said repeatedly" Yu Lei said helplessly, even if Dongying takes a plane, it is impossible to get to the magic capital immediately, as for those teleportation technologies and the like, Yu Lei is too lazy to move.

Anyway, there is no urgency in this matter, just those non-chiefs, opening a hundred hangings for them may not be able to summon the characters in FGO, even if you want to summon a five-star gold card in the game, it is not so simple.

Yu Lei has already secretly changed the explosion rate, the more gold cards, the lower the chance of summoning, and the legend is secretly changed, and the total number of gold cards issued worldwide every hour is online.

Moreover, Yu Lei also instructed the launch of the gold card experience, allowing you to feel the charm of the Heroic Spirit in advance, and then take back the Heroic Spirit after you have experienced it for three days.

That's right, Yu Lei is this evil dictatorial capitalist, anyway, these years mages and summoners are all rich thieves, who don't pit them?

So for Jiang Yuebai's threat, Yu Lei ignored it at all.

"Even if Dongying sinks, you have to rush back to me immediately!" Jiang Yuebai was forced to lose balance by Yu Lei's complaint, so he played a scoundrel again.

Yu Lei saw that Jiang Yuebai was a little irritable, so he comforted him in a soft tone: "Little girl, don't make trouble, the big brother is still going to have a honeymoon with the big sister~ Come back and bring you candy to eat!"

Obviously, hearing such coaxing words, Jiang Yuebai became even more angry: "Damn fish!

Don't come back if you're sinking!

Look at Sister Lily coming back and not killing you!

I took a sip of salt soda ......"

"Toot-toot-toot-"

Yu Lei did not plan to continue to entangle with Jiang Yuebai, but hung up the phone directly.

"Young people just have good energy. ”

"But then again, why do I always have a sense of foreboding?"

Dragging his chin, Yu Lei felt that something seemed a little weird, but Yu Lei, who had a poor memory and was like a fish, naturally couldn't remember where it was.

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Help me, I'm not going to say a hundred now, it's not even fifty...... Boom

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