With the passage of time, the habits of the zombies are mastered more, and the music interval is adjusted, and the zombies are more and more efficient in committing suicide.

Yuriko Takashiro, who was beside her, sighed and asked, "What if the zombies know about death, are afraid of death, and don't pull aside when they are on the top floor?" ”

"Make a slide!" Ning Yun smiled, "Zombies are stupid by insects, can humans be stupider than insects?" Primitive people know how to be traps. ”

Yuriko Takajo said wistfully: "What about the future? ”

"What else will come, from now on, humans will lie down and sleep, waiting for the zombies to gather. Body. Self. Kill it. Ning Yun patted Yuriko Takashiro on the shoulder, "Don't be discouraged, it's not your fault!" ”

Such a simple, effective, feasible and contemptuous method of human intelligence really spreads out at the speed of light when communication is not yet severe.

As early as 911 in the year when communication was not particularly developed and the Internet was still barren, ten minutes later, people in the world with smooth information knew it, and two hours later, almost the whole world knew that the speed of text message forwarding was faster than imagined.

So when the big boss allows everyone to communicate freely, nothing can stop the rapid spread of the method of killing zombies.

This was not enough, Ning Yun also took a good video and sent it to the TV station for broadcast.

Of course, not all places are suitable for this method, and zombies can't commit suicide where there are no high-rise buildings.

But as long as you have the idea of making traps, there are countless ways to kill zombies safely.

The most ordinary people, the most timid people, even children can do it.

So countless ways have been thought of.

And the most popular thing on TV stations is to broadcast a million ways to kill zombies.

For example, first use a trap to catch a zombie alive, tie spikes to the zombie's arms and body, and hang a mobile phone playing music around the neck.

The zombies happily began to kill each other.

Combined with a fear of water, attracted to sound and lack of vision. Without these characteristics of intelligence, the extinction of zombies is only a matter of time.

At this time, the governments of various countries around the world also reacted, and the zombies were far less terrible than they imagined.

The event of a nuclear bomb attack in desperation was canceled as a matter of course.

Most people feel that their IQ has been hurt more than the physical damage of zombies.

However, it may take a long time to restore the order before the end of the world.

The range of zombies is too wide. Where there are humans, there are zombies, including the North and South Poles.

The problem of zombies all over the world has been solved, but Ning Yun himself is facing trouble.

At this moment, everyone in the vine beauty garden knows that it won't be long before order is restored.

The evil reign of the big boss will inevitably come to an end, so everyone looks at the big boss differently.

Everyone is on the move, including Koichi Wisteria. Including a few girls who were not reconciled.

Yuriko Takashiro couldn't sit still, so she found a few girls and tried her best to wash the big boss and say good things.

For example, at the beginning of the end times, a voice, a rule.

If you still engage in the people. The Lord's patience can't save so many people at all, and it's hard to say how much the Vine Beauty Garden can survive now.

And that set is more likely to lead to internal contradictions and conflicts.

Then find Miyamoto Li alone and explain Ning Yun's orders to her. For example, proper infighting is good for physical and mental health. Anyway, sooner or later, I will have to fight back and forth in society.

It is true that the workplace struggle in Japan is gentle, but the area is small, and it is extremely difficult to change jobs and companies.

Being excluded is often a lifetime, and the depression is greater, and the benefits of exercising in advance are too great.

As for why Miyamoto Rei, it is because she has a certain degree of love. Paternal complex. It is easy to succumb to the strong, and Miyamoto Rei's performance also reflects this very well.

and looked for Poison Island Tsuneko alone, and those targeted humiliations were to exercise Poison Island Tsunza's heart and improve the realm of kendo. It's all for her good!

The five people who have been criticized the most are tied together for safety reasons, and if someone suddenly becomes a zombie, at most four people will be implicated.

The key is that such a perfect outward bound training has greatly strengthened their ability to integrate into the collective after entering the society, and greatly strengthened their own survival ability.

It's really hard to say how much of an explanation this has played.

The Japanese have a habit since childhood that you say, I listen, hear, nod, whether you understand, whether you really agree, and you don't express it at all.

Originally, Yuriko Takashiro still wanted to speak with facts, such as the big boss didn't touch any girls, didn't anal any boys, and didn't even really hurt anyone.

However, in order to protect Miyamoto Rei, Ning Yun rejected Yuriko Takashiro's suggestion to clarify her sexual orientation.

Originally, he couldn't stay in this world for a few days, and the issue of face was even less important to Ning Yun.

Why let so many girls get hurt?

If Ning Yun clarified, of course it wasn't just Miyamoto Li who was hurt, and those girls couldn't accept it no matter which one they were.

Of course, Yuriko Takashiro also knows this truth, and her daughter Saya may want to die if she knows the truth.

However, this is a matter of law after the restoration of order.

And Ning Yun refused to clarify and chose to be the evil boss, which is also partly for Yuriko Takashiro.

For Yuriko Takashiro, only when she has something to do and gets busy can she forget those pains and not think nonsense.

This period of time has passed, and the impression in the memory has been consumed, and it is possible to have a happy life in the future.

If this time is focused on the past, the painful memories will only become deeper and deeper, and they will not be entangled.

Since she is leaving in a few days, this time is naturally cherished, and Yuriko Takashiro is not only busy appeasing a few girls, other students, threatening Koichi Wisteria, but also dealing with Ning Yun's passionate request.

Yuriko Takashiro is almost in a state of dizziness, letting go of her body and mind to accept this short but warm relationship.

When the time to leave came, when Ning Yun wanted to confess to Yuriko Takajo, there was an accident.

The plan couldn't catch up with the changes, and although Ning Yun ensured that all the protagonists would not die, the emotionally stable task was not completed, so the stay time was forced to be extended by a month.

Originally, Ning Yun calculated the time. After saving humanity, the government. It is impossible for the government to return to normal within a few days, and there will be no trouble when he leaves.

But now that it's been extended by a month, there's no guarantee that anything will happen.

But the inefficiency of the Japanese government shocked Ning Yun again.

During the month of his stay, the TV station came to interview Ning Yun. The police were only late at the end of the month.

……

A lot of interesting things have happened this month.

Because of the redundancy of its own architecture, the speed of network recovery is very fast, and more zombie fighting methods are uploaded to video websites.

But it's not these that are the most popular, but a zombie dance.

A black American man, taking advantage of the zombie's attraction to sound, holds a mobile phone in each hand, intermittently plays left and right, and lets the zombie dance with him. Spinner, pitch, scratch with zombies.

This high-energy and laughter-filled dance has caused countless imitations, and in the land where the zombies have not yet died, it is much more popular than the horse riding dance.

It wasn't until a video posted by an old farmer in China appeared on the Internet that it caused a bigger sensation and ended the craze for zombie dancing.

In fact. This video was posted by the old farmer's son to Huaguo Online, and there is a simple conversation between the old farmer's son and the old farmer.

But soon. The video was reposted on YouTube and accompanied by English letters.

Poor rural ...... through Zhang Yimou's lens

The old farmer's son held up his mobile phone: "Dad, what are you doing, it's too dangerous, come down!" ”

Old farmer: "What's the danger, our family is poor." You stinky boy has no ability to make money, you don't go to work if you want to work, and you can't go down to the pit of being lazy all day long. ”

The old farmer's son: "Dad, don't do it, come down quickly." Dad, you are my own father! ”

Old farmer: "You turtle. Child. Son, I'm not your father, who is your father! ”

The old farmer's son: "Dad, am I unwilling to work!" Now I have to be sentenced to a salary, I'll beat a bear! Come down. ”

Old farmer: "Next ball, our poor family doesn't even have a bicycle, so we can only drive this big animal!" ”

The old farmer's son: "It's too dangerous, how to kill on TV, how can you ride!" ”

Old farmer: "You know a ball!" Such a good big animal, more obedient than a donkey! I don't drink water, I don't eat, I have a lot of strength, I run around, and what kind of bicycle do I want! Look at this saddle, your father and I are newly beaten, sturdy, and there is a handrail that can't fall off. There is also a small quilt folded underneath, soft and whirring, fart. As soon as you sit down, it's called cadaveric engineering, in the words of you young people. ”

The old farmer's son: "Ergonomics, my father." ”

The old farmer patted the zombie's head: "You bastard who doesn't learn and don't know how to do it, isn't this dead!" ”

The old farmer's son: "Dad, Dad, I'm not afraid that you will fall. I'm afraid that zombies will bite you! This thing is contagious! ”

Old farmer: "You turtle. Child. Son, didn't you see that I pulled out all my teeth! ”

The old farmer's son: "No, Dad, I see that there is something in my mouth." ”

Old farmer: "You turtle. Child. Son, what are you afraid of standing so far away, come and see. ”

The old farmer's son walked in with his mobile phone: "God, what's in this mouth?" ”

Old farmer: "It's a ball!" ”

The old farmer's son: "I'm X, it's really a ball, Dad, you're too trendy!" ”

The old farmer: "You know a ball, you have a tooth extracted, and with the ball, this big animal will not bite!" ”

The old farmer's son: "Dad, I'm convinced, you are my father!" ”

The old farmer grinned and laughed, leading the zombie forward: "Go, go to the backyard and find out the old mill handed down by your grandfather, grind a rice and grind a noodle or something, this big animal is much more useful than you!" ”

The old farmer's son sighed: "You are using zombies as Barbarian Conan!" ”

Old farmer: "Why Conan is not Conan, you think you are Xiaolan!" ”

The old farmer's son: "How do you know everything?" ”

Old farmer: "I know a ball, your mother's name is Xiaolan when she is young!" ”

The old farmer's son whispered: "It turns out that you NTR Kudo Shinichi ......"

As soon as the camera turned, the zombies began to push the stone mill.

But not the one in the previous shot.

The old farmer's son said in surprise: "Dad, the old king who sells sesame oil at the entrance of the village, let you help catch another one, deal with it and send it to him, two hundred yuan, no saddle." ”

Old farmer: "It's a loss!" ”

The old farmer's son: "This is still a loss, a business without capital?" ”

The old farmer: "You know a ball, where to find such a good livestock, with great strength, easy to feed, no temper, 24 hours a day non-stop work, no food and no pull. Excrement. than you are a turtle. Child. The son is still waiting! ”

The old farmer's son: "Don't compare me! ”

Old farmer: "When your father and I were young, we knew that it was not rare to give birth to such a good animal!" ”

The old farmer's son: "You spare me, my father, I'll help you catch it!" By the way, Dad, why don't we grind some sesame oil too? ”

Old farmer: "His sesame oil sells well, huh?" ”

The old farmer's son: "That's the real small grinding sesame oil, the taste of the dead grinding is very positive!" There's no such thing as mold! But I've done the math, it's still our good job, and we've sold five of them in just two days. ”

The old peasant sighed: "No, book. Remember that I told me last night that zombies can't be sold casually in the future. ”

Old farmer's son: "What, impossible? ”

The old farmer knocked the dry tobacco pipe on the zombie's head: "Nothing is impossible, book. As I said, zombies are also national, and they have to be taxed! ”

……

Inspired by the old farmers, the world has opened up the endless use of zombies, generating electricity, carrying water, irrigating everything is pediatric.

The shrewd Chinese farmers not only replaced the cows, donkeys, mules, horses, and bicycles with zombies, but also specially selected the zombies with great strength to replace most of the small agricultural machinery, which can be used as long as they turn!

After all, this thing is so easy to use, almost all zombie movies and novels are set, zombies can still move without eating or drinking for months, and they can also threaten humans.

No oil, no electricity, no money, this is the favorite of the farmers, plus good service, almost flawless.

The efficiency almost did not affect the enthusiasm of the shrewd Chinese farmers at all.

However, it is not Huaguo that has benefited the most.

It is India that benefits the most, the Indians. The people shouted: "Although our agriculture is very underdeveloped, we have zombies, and from then on, India's agriculture has entered the age of zombies!" ”

The Japanese, who are also intensively cultivating, have not only absorbed the good experience of China and India, but also developed the entertainment use of zombies.

There is history, tradition, inheritance, and more importantly, there are small umbrellas, and zombies will inevitably be entertained!

As for gender and appearance, it depends on who can catch fresh and good goods quickly.

However, the lights are the same, but not only in the living people's sayings and experiences.

So not only did the Chinese farmers catch zombies, but the Japanese otaku also began to act.

If you can't find a beautiful girl, it's okay to have a beautiful year with potential!

It's better to dress up, and the cosplay is even more abundant.

It may not be that there is a feeling of otaku like trying to suffer.,I'm usually embarrassed......

This is a bitter thing for a few brave otaku, I thought there was no one to compete!

The otaku girls angrily scolded on the Internet: "The dead fat house that catches zombies is more lost than zombies!" ”

PS: It may be a bit messy to write it down by taking two medicines alternately.

(To be continued.) )