In Wuji City, at the door of a certain 'entertainment-club', a donkey is facing the danger of being slaughtered.

"Slaughter it! It was the owner of this black donkey who abducted our slaves! At the beginning, I said that this person has such a strange taste, he doesn't like so many sisters in front of him, and he wants to find the little cook in the backyard! I didn't expect that wearing such a pair of exquisite shoes was actually a human trafficker! Slaughter it to pay off the debt! I bought that slave for ten gold coins! "Naturally, the old bustard who was scolding the street was the one before.

Two strong men are standing beside her, a proper sense of TV series, in general restaurants and green buildings, there are usually a few strong men who are gods, and they can't see people on weekdays, once someone eats a bully meal or a bully-king-prostitute, they will come out to block the door

This outrageous black donkey has basically melted into the night, and if it weren't for the fact that its eyes are still black and white, it is estimated that it would have blended into the night.

It took a few steps back, trembling with nervousness and fear. When two strong men approached it with the artifact 'Chaidao', it couldn't help but let out a series of farts nervously.

"Puff puff!" The gas war began.

The two strong men were stunned by a few serial farts, and before they could react, they saw the donkey that blended into the night and ran away without a trace.

Only the lingering voice was left: "Don't kill Ah Mao, I'm a good donkey!" ”

These two strong men and the old bustard estimate that they will never forget today's picture in their lives, a donkey who loves to fart can actually speak! I'll go, didn't the General Administration of Bare-bones say that 'animals are not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China'?

Poor Ah Mao ran and ran, and I don't know how far he ran. It thought that the owner 'Fang Lin' who summoned it would not abandon it, but it was stunned that it didn't see Brother Xiaolin come back to look for it.

Poor Ah Mao thus embarked on the journey home of thousands of miles, relying on its nose.

In the dark, two pairs of eyes were floating.

It seems that there is a strange aura everywhere, until these two pairs of eyes see each other!

"Ahh

"Ahh

Two exclamations were heard in unison, and the one with the little eye used a lot of strength to see a donkey.

It was pouting its big ass, farting and squatting on the ground like a Chinese pastoral dog, its big nostrils moving back and forth, constantly exhaling rough air.

And Ah Mao's big eyes found that the owner of the small eyes was also an African, with a black face, black hands and a black body, in addition to the eyes in the middle of the night, the big white teeth that were exposed when he exclaimed could make people see clearly!

A man and a donkey met like this, it was an unexpected encounter, but it was also a fateful encounter

"One day, poor Ali Baba took his little donkey up the hill to chop wood"

In the wild, I don't even know why, but I'm telling the story of "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves" to the Forty Thieves and Malkina.

It's as if they're telling them their autobiographies in front of the people concerned. I feel awkward and embarrassed everywhere, but I can't help it, I didn't distinguish the way when I escaped, and I ran crooked unconsciously, and it is estimated that the day is going to dawn when I return to the cave from here, and the nine sisters are in good spirits, and I don't know how to write the word 'tired' in the dictionary, but I have lost all my combat effectiveness, so I decided to stay outside for a night.

Since all the girls present are still at the age of listening to stories, it is necessary to tell a few bedtime stories as a brother, otherwise these girls who are so energetic that they have nowhere to vent don't know when they can rest, and they always feel that they are not taking their sisters, but raising a lot of huskies

There are so many parents and older brothers and sisters all over the world, and there are not a few people who have told "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves" to their children, but I am probably the only one who tells this story to the people in the original book. The main thing is that the combination in front of me is also quite weird. On one side is the cute version of the forty thieves, and on the other hand, the young version of Malkina who killed the forty thieves, they should be destined rivals, but they get along very well for no reason.

The nine younger sisters are very sympathetic to Markina's tragic childhood, Yaya and Lola have just reached puberty, and the seven mutual masturbation babies have not even touched the edge of puberty, but they have already begun to make great strides in advance of the flood of motherhood. Looking at poor Malkina, they naturally accepted her, and raised their little fists to claim that whoever dared to bully Malkina would beat her in the future. On the other hand, Malkina is also very envious of the robber career of her nine sisters, even if Lola, the big mouth, is telling how to rob a few conch conch from a child, she can listen to such trivial things with relish.

I've tried telling them other stories, but they've all failed. "Snow White" has been played badly by me, and I really can't tell this story. "Cinderella" is naturally not suitable for the strange tastes of robbers, and the tragic fairy tale of "Daughter of the Sea" is not their tune, perhaps "Pirates of the Caribbean" can stimulate their adrenaline. When I inadvertently said the words Alibaba, they couldn't stop it, and they didn't let them sleep until they finished speaking!

So, I had to modify the plot of the story, such as removing Marquina's name, and not even giving a name, just calling the smart little maid. And the forty thieves I also emphasized that they are forty big men in the shape of a big man, so as to prevent the sisters from substituting themselves into it, after all, the name of their current beautiful girl group is 'The Forty Thieves'.

In order to finish this story, I wasted a lot of brain cells, and I was tired enough.

"Aha! Big cousin big cousin, Ali Baba took the donkey up the mountain to chop wood, what about our donkey? Lola, who had always been jumping in her mind, suddenly remembered Ah Mao.

"I forgot to bring it, I guess it's still at the door of the green building. There will be a chance to come back to it in the future. I said casually, anyway, an inconsequential donkey seems to be useless for the promotion of the plot, and if you lose it, you will lose it. Brother is not the protagonist who relies on gold finger to upgrade.

I thought Lola and the others would ask a few questions, but I obviously thought too much.

The nine younger sisters sat upright with their cheeks puffed out, leaning forward slightly, and looking at me with a strange gaze, and after a while, until I was seen covered in hair, they said in unison: "Big cousin, let's eat?" ”

Me: ""

Malkina looked at me who was speechless, and then at my sisters who were crying hungry, lowered her head and said slightly shyly: "I can cook!" ”

Looking at this proud energy, the little chef finally found her usefulness.

It's just in the wilderness, how many female ghosts can come across, where to find food? I knew that I would take Ah Mao with me, isn't this the best time to stew it? The donkey seemed to have no other purpose than to serve as a reserve ration

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