The old man is very difficult to mess with, and the old man's cattle are even more different. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Under the cow's belly, there is a row of red plastic buckets, which are so dazzling that people can't even see it.

"Well, well," he wasn't ready to argue, "I just want to ask, what's going on with your bucket?" ”

The old man's face changed again: "The bucket I bought in the market, what's the matter?!" ”

That's not right, it's nothing to buy so many barrels, but it's not normal to hang them side by side under the belly.

Even if the old man can't hold it, he should put it on the back of the cow.

In addition, the newly bought barrels are all stacked on top of each other, and it is impossible to put them like this, not to mention that those barrels look old.

Afraid that the old man would say that I bought a second-hand thing, he didn't ask, but walked in to see it.

Now the old man stopped doing it, flicked his braids, hit him accurately, and made a snap: "Go aside!" What should I do if my cow is so close and frightened? ”

"Don't worry, I'm very experienced!"

"Fart!"

His face was very unsightly, and he stood still.

"Drive! Go, dead animal. Bear! The old man said to the cow, "Haven't you been fed yet!" ”

It's a pity that the alien cow may have met the real owner who came to see him the next day, and stood there still.

The old man was in a hurry: "Ball, run!" ”

This is not a cow with a nose, the old man is in a hurry, but there is nothing he can do, muttering in his mouth: "It's not the year of the natal year!" ”

Strange, strange.

The more he stood to the side, the more strange he looked......

Finally, the old man let go out and began to push the cow hard. Buttocks.

It's a pity, the old man doesn't work pushing the cow, maybe the posture is not standard enough, maybe it's the lack of strength in age, anyway, the alien cow has no feeling and is unmoved.

The old man gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, glanced at him resentfully, and spat out a few words in his mouth: "One million!" ”

"What a million?" He was stunned.

"Let the cattle give birth. Milk stuff! ”

"You know me?" He was happy: "Okay, there is really a way, don't say one million, five million will be given to you!" ”

"I have five sons, and I am a minor. People, I regret that my family can't let you get out of the village! ”

"Okay, okay!"

The old man no longer looked at him, and when he walked behind the ox's buttocks, he raised his eyebrows and raised the whip high in his hand, as if he had raised the sword of victory and oath, and whipped it down!

Syllable!

Whew!

Cracking sound!

The white milk, gushing out, hit the wall of the plastic bucket with the attitude of the Yellow River rushing!

No need to at all!

Seeing this scene, his mouth was so open that he could almost swallow the bull's head!

"What did you do!"

"You are a city person, like an alien cow, you owe a beating! No fighting, no production. Milk! ”

"How is this possible!"

The old man smiled, and another whip went down, and the alien cow continued to squirt milk!

He also shook his body excitedly, as if another bottle, no, another whip.

"This beast. Enjoy it! The old man raised his whip again, this time facing him, "Do you want to pay back the five million?" ”

"Give, of course! As long as the verification is valid, it will be given! ”

"Don't lie to me," the old man handed him the whip, "come, verify, whip hard!" ”

With a look of disbelief on his face, he took the whip and struck it.

The position of the first whip is not accurate, and the alien cow is unmoved.

The second whip is too small, and the alien cow lazily flicks its tail and does not give face.

The third whip was barely qualified under the guidance of the old man, and the alien cow was a little meaning, just like the most popular prostate advertisement at the time, the faucet dripping.

"You're a city person, your body is too soft, and you don't have the strength to beat your daughter-in-law, right?"

"I ......"

……

Half an hour, preliminarily on this cow, the effectiveness of the whipping was verified.

He is too familiar with it, and as soon as he tastes it, he knows that not only does it produce more, but the quality is also better.

"What the hell is going on? Uncle, how did you come up with that? ”

The old man looked reminiscing: "I also killed wild aliens back then......"

After a long list of memories, the old man gave the answer: "As soon as they got off the boat, they were targeted by me, and each of them carried several whips. After killing them and taking the whip, I thought, introduce some monsters, usually after beating my wife, I want to fight something else. I have read the report of your factory, and I always emphasize the environment, the environment, and what is the model. Why don't you simulate people raising cattle? ”

Suddenly realized!

We only pay attention to the natural environment, not the human environment!

Aliens are a race with tentacles!

Isn't it a matter of course that they kill ***** animals?

Maybe you can even practice with animals as virtual enemies!

Those scientists are all stupid, and they can't figure out such a simple truth!

The breeders are too qualified, and they don't seem to have been abused once. Treated the cow!

Later, when Ning Yun heard this anecdote, he also consulted the queen bee.

It's really instilled too much killing personality in his subordinates, and it's okay when fighting, but it's hard to control in peacetime.

In order to solve the trouble, through long-term genetic screening, the strange ones in the animals are specially singled out.

Like a few of the human race, he loves to shake .m.

The queen bee's subordinates collected this gene, and constantly sorted and evolved, resulting in all animals that have been modified and improved by aliens have the same tendency to shake, and cattle are no exception.

Human scientists have studied genes very primitively, and most of the expressions are not clear, thinking that they are waste genes.

The problem that scientists spent countless money on and did not study was solved by an old man who often beats his wife!

An old news shows that after this incident was warmly reported by the media, the morale of the domestic violence family soared, who said that domestic violence is useless, maybe five million fell from the sky!

It is also due to the fact that there are fewer barriers, just like Apple can apply for a patent for rectangular fillet corners, Mengniu spent 5 million to buy a unique job from a legendary old man, applied for a patent for cattle abuse, and successfully established a patent barrier.

Including all kinds of fancy abuse methods, I consulted senior human beings, and future generations can't get around it if they want to!

Other companies couldn't find a stronger S.M talent, so they desperately gave up!

In this way, Mengniu successfully rose and forged a real immortal legend!

Mengniu, like a company that is closely integrated with extraterrestrial technology, connects humans and aliens, and has a huge influence in this world.

……

For companies like QQ and Mengniu, changing their names is an earth-shattering event for the company.

For ordinary people, it is also something that really affects the state of life.

However, under pressure from the top of the Joint Council government, the name change was completed in a week.

An even bigger threat to these two companies is that more and more technology is being introduced to the planet as humans and queens work more together.

Companies that can compete with these two companies are slowly emerging.

Monopolies are not a good thing for any industry.

After the name change, it took a while for people to get used to it again.

When this time passed, when Ning Yun checked the plot offset again, he was pleased to find that the task was completed!

(To be continued.) )