385 The Battle of Erqiao (1) (Second Watch, Asking for a Monthly Pass...... ）

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In the third year of Jian'an, in one hundred and ninety-eight AD, Sun Ce was not dead at that time, Cao Cao was still not knowing where to eat, Yuan Shao was in high spirits, Lu Bu was still struggling, and Liu Bei had just arrived in Xinye...... In short, it was the most brilliant era in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

Although the Battle of Chibi is the most ** in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the teacher told Li Wei about this when he was in elementary school.

The main thing is:

At that time, Xiao Qiao and Big Qiao were not married...... And, of course, soon. After all, Sun Ce will hang up in two years, even if it conforms to the setting rules of the world of "Warriors of the Three Kingdoms", Sun Ce should hurry up at this time.

(Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, and he was majestic and heroic - this sentence is quite valuable for research)

Even now, the second and youngest Qiao still remember how Sun Ce and Zhou Yu came to grab their relatives at that time. Of course, they are not to blame for this - originally their father Qiao Xuan had already said that the marriage, these two basically could not have any objections - however, they still gathered a large number of their hardcore fans to come over to support their façade, and they came to a "husband test battle", of course, it is called the "battle for Erqiao" in history.

Of course, as the founder of the country who can be printed on 100 yuan, it is different from the pioneer who can only be hung out on the National Day. Sun Ce painted on the 100-yuan bill of Soochow, and Sun Jian can only come out once a year on the National Day, and he thinks who he is if he has a bad memory.

Of course, at the beginning, Sun Jian was still with Sun Ce, Zhang Zhao, and Zhou Yu, but after that, only Sun Ce was left. Later, Sun Quan became emperor, and only Sun Quan was left, and Sun Ce couldn't even take his turn for fifty yuan.

Of course, none of this can be concealed, Sun Ce's strength

Levi found that a lot of things have happened at night lately...... Indeed, whether it is big or small, what I have done recently, I have a bit of an unsightly "temperament". Ah, if you think about it, it is...... It's a bit too much to call out the **, the surviving and the girl in the middle of the night, but ......

"That's it—Bo Fu is definitely the best man in the world." Almost jumping by the river, while talking about how good her deceased husband was. The two folding fans in his hand danced and made waves, and Da Qiao ignored Xiao Qiao's eyes and said, "There is no one." ”

"Ah, sister, no matter how good it is, it's definitely better than Gongjin - don't waste your efforts~" Xiao Qiao jumped from the ground and jumped into the arms of her sister who also jumped. didn't notice at all that Da Qiao was jumping around by the river just now. Although it was a shallow talk about sand, it happened that the two fools all fell into the Yangtze River at once.

Fortunately, the Yangtze River is very calm now, and the two fell into a shallow conversation, and did not sweep away the two brain-dead sisters. But...... December is very cold.

"Ah, Little Joe, what are you going to do?" Standing up from the river, Da Qiao shivered, but his face was angry: "It's so cold."

"It's not my sister's words yet—ah, it's so cold, it's cold......"

…… Levi looked at the pair of brain-dead sisters he had invited, and couldn't help but rub his temples.

Seems to be a disadvantage.

"Star, you go." Li Wei waved his hand and sighed: "Help them go to the tent to change their clothes—if Zhou Yu knew that I had caught his wife and sister-in-law cold, we wouldn't have to wait for the Chibi to be burned." ”

"Yes, Lord." Sighing like Levi, Xingcai accompanied the two sisters, who had been famous all over the world ten years ago, to the tent to change clothes. In Jiangbin, only Li Wei and Sun Shangxiang remained.

"Now, I invited you here this time to help me get a special training, so that I can deal with what will happen in the next few days and make the biggest decision." Levi said as he pulled out his frost sorrow from his chest: "But it seems that those brain-dead sisters are useless - then, please help." ”

"Help...... Help? How can it help? - Also, why should I help you? ”

Recently, Sun Shangxiang usually treats Li Wei like this, either avoiding him or going against him to the end.

Slowly took out a cigarette and lit it, swallowing carbon dioxide and nicotine, Li Weixin said: Another beautiful mistake.

are all adults, how can they not know that fourteen or fifteen-year-old women and men are at the age when hormones don't need money? Scientific studies have shown that women are a little more enthusiastic than men in this area, but they are much more shy for various social reasons. Well...... In this way, in fact, the combination of the girl and the uncle is not accepted by the world (the royal sister and Zhengtai are a little better, but they are not bad). But from the perspective of strategy, a twenty-six or seventeen-year-old man like Levi, if he can't make a teenage girl dependent on him and have a good impression of him within a week, he should hurry: the long is the river, the round is the well, the soft is the rope, the hard is the knife, the mountain is not locked, and the sea is not covered.

By the way, it's a far-fetched statement - he loves this kind of mistake and warmly welcomes it. This can be regarded as cuckolding Liu Bei? ……

"Calm down, calm down." Before he really exchanged tentacles, although Levi still wanted to continue to satisfy his "collecting habits" and continue to collect beautiful women, he ...... Forget it if you have feelings for yourself. Levi and Ignorant Fire Dance are pure juicers, one hand is his limit, in order not to be cuckolded, Levi still honestly chooses the "refuse" option.

Of course, even at this time, Levi was thinking in his heart: Even if I refuse, you must cry and shout to post it upside down.

It's like stealing stickers that can't be stopped.

"Take a deep breath, Miss Sun." Li Wei pinched his cigarette, walked to Sun Shangxiang's side, put both hands on the other party's shoulders, and pressed the other party hard to prevent him from moving: "Take a deep breath and spit it out - how about it?" Do you feel better? ”

This is what Levi learned from Poison Island.

"You...... It was a good feeling. Sun Shangxiang snorted, but his shoulders still kept swinging: "Okay, let go of me quickly - what are you going to do?" It's rude for you to do this, do you know? ”

"It's just for you to calm down - by the way, as the eldest princess of the Sun family, do you know your own self-awareness?"

"Huh?" Sun Shangxiang was stunned suddenly, not knowing what Li Wei was talking nonsense.

"To put it simply, the Sun-Liu alliance is very weird and very unstable." Levi held up a finger and said, "We will definitely be enemies in the future, maybe mortal enemies." In this way, if Cao Cao comes, you will definitely not be better as Sun Quan's sister, but eighty percent of you can avoid death, after all, you are not as famous as Er Qiao. But what if Cao Cao dies? If there is chaos in the north, your brother can wait for the opportunity to move and occupy the north quickly - at this time, it depends on who is fast, your brother is much more powerful than my lord Liu Xuande, and he will definitely be able to easily eat the north. And what about us~, the consequences must be unimaginable. If it's good, remember to give me and Xingcai who were blacklisted by the dead fish head, but if it's bad...... Forget it, you know what I'm talking about. ”

Sun Shangxiang's face first turned pale, and Li Wei's analysis was the first to say. Immediately afterwards, she grabbed Li Wei's arm tightly and said, "Then, you come with me - I can help you in Jiangdong, as long as your mother is here, even Zhou Yu and my brother can't move you together."

Belch...... What you say is the truth. However, first of all, I am blinding you, secondly, I want to see if the tragic hero has pleasure, and thirdly, these things cannot happen.

By the way, Levi felt that the tragic actor had no pleasure at all - quickly finished everything that should be said, and then started training.

"Good intentions - but loyal ministers do not serve the two masters." Levi himself blushed when he said this. However, he still made a righteous and awe-inspiring state: "I didn't come to you today to discuss the situation in the world, what I want to say is a comparison." ”

Levi didn't wear armor today, but only brought a few lead bags with him—this was the magic weapon that the Turtle Immortal and the Realm King had told us.

"Hurry up, it's important for me in the next few days." As he spoke, Levi stepped back five meters.

Sun Shangxiang was frightened at first, but then became suspicious because of Li Wei's expression that was not afraid at all.

It stands to reason that she should have been impressed by Levi's fearless heroism.

But...... Tilting his head and thinking for about two seconds, Sun Shangxiang narrowed his eyes and said, "You...... Don't seem afraid? ”

"The head has fallen off and there is a big scar."

"But—you don't seem to do anything you're not sure about." Sun Shangxiang also retreated a few meters, waved the Qiankun circle of his hands, and made a look of preparation: "That means ...... What you said just now is all a lie to me, you must have something to do."

"The benevolent see the benevolent and the wise see the wise, I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but why did the bright moon shine on the ditch?" Levi looked sad, but he said in his heart that this girl is so smart.

"Hmph, don't talk nonsense, lie to me again." Sun Shangxiang said, but his subordinates waved it slowly: "A liar like you is the same as your brother, you hate it the most to die"

Take a few steps, and the whole body flew like a disc, and the light on his body was like fire, and he flew towards Levi in mid-air.

"I'm on the Peerless Skill from the beginning??"

[Side Quest: Continuation of the Battle for Erjoe.]

Objective: Defeat Sun Shangxiang

Defeat target: Failed to defeat Sun Shangxiang

Success Reward: Can fight Erjo

Failure Punishment: Er Qiao Exits】

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