【003】 Dark Cuisine

"Dear sir, do you need to listen to the poems of the great Balk?"

At this time, a beautiful man dressed as a troubadour walked up to Guan Yu, he gently plucked the harp in his hand, saluted elegantly, and then asked.

Guan Yu glanced at him, took out a gem and handed it out, and said, "Please." ”

"Thank you."

The beautiful man took the gem in surprise, thanked him and immediately began to sing, but the lyrics were describing the entire magical world.

Guan Yu can easily understand the general idea of this world from the lyrics.

It's a magical world.

There are no varied fighting spirits here, no powerful alien fires, and no Shrek Academy with the assistance of martial spirits and teaching geniuses, only the magical elements that fill the heavens and the earth and all the creatures derived from them that use magic.

An elf who is born to be a darling of magic, a monster that instinctively drives the elements of magic, an elemental dragon king born to a dragon god, an orc with elements in his blood, and a human who is tireless in learning to master the truth of magic.

It's a vast world.

Guan Yu listened to the troubadour's singing, and slowly walked in the frontier town, minotaurs, dark elves, dark goblins, kobold mages, and all kinds of pedestrians came into his eyes, and he quietly observed these people.

The Minotaur followed behind his master in a dull and upright manner, the dark elves attracted passers-by with their seductive dances, the dark goblins wiped their shoes, and the kobold mages performed arson tricks to earn a living.

Everything is so real, so new.

After the troubadour finished singing the poem, he bowed slightly and retired, and Guan Yu had already walked to a noisy tavern by this time.

The dark elf was scantily clad in front of the tavern, with only a few gems covering the three important points, and she twisted her waist and shook her hands, attracting customers to come and consume.

Guan Yu stood not far in front of her, watching her dance carefully, and he found that this dance could reflect the beauty of all parts of women to the greatest extent.

As she dances, her breasts will shake slightly, because she is in good shape, if you see her breasts then you will definitely be attracted to the beautiful muscles of her lower abdomen, and then slowly ...... down

"Guest, do you want to go in and sit down?"

The dark elf noticed Guan Yu at this time, smiled charmingly, and asked.

Her voice is very greasy and sexy, and just listening to the voice makes people have a desire to hug her hard and ravage her fiercely!

Guan Yu's concentration is very good, he smiled slightly, and said, "If you can have a drink with me, I will consider it." ”

"So what are you waiting for?" The dark elf smiled slightly, quickly stepped forward and hugged Guan Yu's arm, and pulled Guan Yu into the tavern.

The tavern was noisy, and the guests sat in their seats, drinking wine and eating meat, but when Guan Yu and the dark elves came in, everyone fell silent.

You can even hear someone swallowing saliva.

The dark elf pulled Guan Yu up to the second floor and sat down in a corner, the people around him were very quiet, but Guan Yu still found that they secretly peeked at him and the dark elf from time to time.

"Guest, what would you like to drink?" The dark elf asked at this time, his chest squeezing slightly towards Guan Yu's arm.

Guan Yu said lightly: "What's there?" ”

"Bloody Mary, Aunt Scarlet, Harmony Swinger Nobles, Dark Tomato...... Don't know what you want? The Dark Elf asked.

Guan Yu asked, "What is Aunt Scarlet?" ”

"Once a month, this Scarlet Aunt ......," the dark elf explained, but was interrupted by Guan Yu before she could finish speaking.

Guan Yu frowned and interrupted the dark elf and asked, "What about Bloody Mary?" ”

"The ewe is pregnant for ten months, and the lamb is taken out by caesarean section before it is born, and the blood of the lamb is extracted and mixed into a special wine, which is called Bloody Mary." The Dark Elf explained.

The corners of Guan Yu's mouth twitched slightly, he was worthy of being called the dark camp, and even the food was a dark realm cuisine......

"You don't like that?" Seeing that Guan Yu didn't seem to be satisfied, the dark elf asked.

Guan Yu nodded and said, "Just give me boiled water." ”

"Do you really just want plain water?" The dark elf was surprised, and at the same time put his hands on his lower abdomen, seemingly a little uneasy.

Guan Yu nodded and said, "Not bad." ”

"But I'm not in a hurry now, I can't give you boiled water." The dark elf said in embarrassment.

Guan Yu's forehead was suddenly full of black lines, could this boiled water be ......

"Forget it, you can order your own drink, I'll bring your own!" He said helplessly, and in an instant, there was an extra glass of ordinary fruit wine in his hand.

The dark elf's eyes flashed with a hint of brilliance, and then he smiled, "Okay then." ”

She ordered a Bloody Mary and asked for a few foods.

However, Guan Yu has no appetite just to listen to it.

What fried gophers, boiled white snakes, and braised beef are simply not things that people eat.

"Come and try it, it's the thigh meat of the Minotaur, it's very delicious." At this time, the dark elf picked up a piece of meat with a fork and looked at Guan Yu with a smile.

Guan Yu immediately had the appearance of the minotaur he had just seen in his mind, and his belly immediately turned over the river and the sea, this dark realm cuisine was really terrifying.

Although the minotaur is an alien race, it is also an intelligent creature anyway, and it is very similar to humans except for the head, which can also be eaten.

"The guests are really interesting, in fact, we also have roasted whole people in the tavern, but generally only the orcs can eat it, you are from the Holy Light Empire, right?" Seeing that Guan Yu's face darkened, the dark elf said with a smile.

Guan Yu looked at the dark elves and asked, "Did you roast the dark elves?" ”

"Of course...... No. The Dark Elf smiled at first, but when she said no, her face suddenly changed and became serious.

Guan Yu smiled and said, "I'm human!" ”

"I'm Ma Lian 61 Black Thorn!" The Dark Elf said with a smile at this time.

As long as they have been in the Dark Empire for a while, there is no one who does not know the Black Thorn Family, which is the most powerful force among the dark elves. And this dark elf is the master behind this tavern, responsible for contacting those who have infiltrated the Holy Light Empire.

Guan Yu had just heard about the Black Thorn's past from the troubadour, and at this time he looked at Ma Lian and asked, "Is this the Black Thorn Family's declaration of war against me?" ”

"I'm sorry, it's actually because the guests are so interesting, I can't help but want to play tricks, I don't mean anything, Mr. Zero Emperor!" Ma Lian 61 Black Thorn suddenly bowed slightly and spoke.

Guan Yu looked at her and asked, "Do you know me?" ”

"Of course I know, Mr. Demon, who was called mad by the Holy Light Empire, the necromancer who slaughtered Melk City, His Excellency Emperor Zero." Ma Lian said with a smile.

Guan Yu was speechless for a moment, the system was too cheating, it seemed that his 'reputation' had spread all over the magic world.

"Where did you see that I was Emperor Zero, you may have recognized the wrong person." Guan Yu said.

Ma Lian smiled, "The guards all have the detection magic I released, so there is no mistake. ”

She went to dance outside the tavern specifically to attract Guan Yu, but her reputation was too loud, so no one dared to stay and watch, only Guan Yu, who knew nothing about the Dark Empire, had the courage to stand in place and enjoy her dancing.

"Okay, I'm Emperor Zero!"

Guan Yu simply admitted it when he heard it, but then he didn't talk to Ma Lian at all and drank fruit wine alone.

"Aren't you curious about me at all?"

Seeing that Guan Yu had no intention of continuing the conversation at all, Ma Lian was a little dissatisfied, and hugged Guan Yu's arm and said.

"If you remove the roast option, maybe I'll talk to you, or everyone in this country will be in trouble."

Guan Yu said lightly, although these roasted people have nothing to do with him, and he doesn't care about life or death.

But cannibalism, absolutely not!

"Hehe, I lied to you, and this is not the meat of a minotaur, but the meat of a fire cow, just a joke with you." Ma Lian suddenly smiled, and when she laughed, she covered her mouth and kept shaking her body, obviously extremely excited.

Guan Yu said lightly: "But your joke makes me want to taste what the dark elves are like." ”

"Do you really want to taste it?"

Ma Lian suddenly showed a seductive expression, holding Guan Yu's arm with both hands, and leaning slightly.

Dark elves have never been chaste women, they are passionate, feminine, and liberal.

"Oh no, the Holy Cross is coming, and the war is coming!"

Unfortunately, there was no time for them to continue their ambiguity, and a goblin burst into the tavern in terror and screamed loudly.

Everyone stood up suddenly, each with a solemn expression.

"You should have something to do with it, right?"

Ma Lian changed color slightly after hearing this, and then looked at Guan Yu and asked.

The Holy Cross Legion is the elite legion of the Holy Light Empire, and it is said that each soldier is extremely strong, and they practice the Holy Light Divine Technique, which can condense the Holy Light Armor and the Holy Light Sword, which is extremely lethal.

The frontier towns will definitely not be able to withstand the attack of the Holy Cross Legion, unless the Dark Legion can send someone over, but it is estimated that it is too late now.

In fact, the Holy Cross Legion generally does not attack this kind of edge town, after all, the Holy Light Empire also has edge towns, you can attack my town, and I can also attack your town, so it is not beneficial for both sides.

So when Ma Lian heard the news, she immediately thought of Guan Yu.

Guan Yu smiled: "It should be my reason, it just so happens that I want to move my muscles and bones, are you interested in going to see the Holy Cross Legion together!" ”

"You're not afraid?" Ma Lian was surprised.

Although she knew that Guan Yu was a necromancer and his strength should not be weak, she never thought that Guan Yu could resist the Holy Cross Legion.

After all, the slaughter of the city, most of the civilians killed, and the profession of necromancer is not afraid of group fights, it will only get stronger and stronger, and it is not impossible to slaughter the city.

But this is the Holy Cross, the most elite group of fighters in humanity!

"Why be afraid?"

Guan Yu suddenly smiled, he stood up and left directly, he guessed from the reactions of these people that the Holy Cross Legion was estimated to be very good, and he couldn't wait to see a corner of this world.

Ma Lian struggled in her heart for a while, and finally gave up her plan to escape and got up to follow Guan Yu.

PS: Ya'an, come on!