When Ning Yun was a viewer, he didn't like PG13 movies very much. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Superheroes toss and turn from beginning to end, but they can't ensure that any one actually dies.

Not to mention seeing blood, nosebleeds and blood biting lips are rare, and they are not as good as their own martial arts dramas, and they often vomit after vomiting blood.

From beginning to end, he will not say a word dirty, and the words that start with F will never come from the mouth of a superhero.

Of course, it's not completely unsaid, for example, in "Thor 2", when Jane saw Sif looking at herself with "look at you", she used her mouth shape and silently said F.

The superheroes in the movie are the kind of polite, warm and affectionate blows that are not ferocious at all but brainy. The protagonist of the villain.

It's good for kids, but it's not so interesting for adults.

But after really entering the world and seeing living people, Ning Yun felt that it was better to be warm.

……

Heimdall wondered how these earthlings kept going back and forth, tossing and turning.

It soon became clear that they were pouring the products of the earth upside down, just like their predecessors had done at the border decades ago.

Including that Peter Parker, they all joined the army.

There are some Asgardians who can't stand the temptation. confused, accepted the gift from the earthlings, and even gave the earthlings a return gift.

Earthlings are very talkative, they take everything, and an Asgardian goddess actually exchanged the toilet for a Dale alien notebook.

Heimdall assures them that he will report it to the awakened Odin.

At this moment, someone walked up to the Rainbow Bridge.

Not the usual earthlings, but acting kings Rocky and Peter Parker.

"Tell me Loki, why did you disobey Odin's orders and let the earthlings disrupt the order of Asgard?"

"You won't understand, Heimdall, even if you watch life and death on Earth every day. Habit is the most terrible power! You are accustomed to the earth, you are accustomed to Asgard, you are accustomed to Odin! You ...... practice"

"Say no more!" Heimdall interrupted something that might be blocked, "I'll inform Odin of what you've done, and wait for his punishment for you, son of Odin!" ”

"Now, I am the king, Heimdall, and I command you, swear allegiance to me, or you will be relieved of the duties of the guardian for treason! You will no longer be an Asgardian citizen, you will be kicked out of Asgard! ”

"Then I need not obey you, my king!" Heimdall raised his sword in his backhand, and a golden light stabbed at Loki.

The illusion peeled off, and the ancient winter coffin appeared in Loki's hand, and in the cold light, the cold light shone, and the thin ice blade as cold as a knife poured out of the winter coffin, and hit Heimdall like an avalanche.

Moments before the sword reached Loki's chest, Heimdall was frozen in the freezing ice.

With a sigh, Loki took Heimdall's longsword out and inserted it into the Rainbow Bridge control mechanism to open the Rainbow Bridge.

Ning Yun will be included in the frozen Heimdall space, and only at this time can the Asgardians enter the space.

It is impossible for any sober, including the sleeping Asgardians, Odin, Ning Yun risked his life to try once, and must fail!

Outside the laboratory door, it is still surrounded by many people.

The Rainbow Bridge opened again, and the crowd cheered excitedly.

Ning Yun didn't have time to explain to anyone, so he entered the laboratory and released Jane, Gwen, Helen Zhao, and Heimdall.

Instructed Zhao Helen and Gwen: "Immediately conduct targeted research on him, he has divine powers, he is the closest person to Odin!" I don't care what means you use, be cruel, believe me, he won't die. ”

Gwen, Zhao Helen, and Jane all sneered: "Don't worry, I wanted to punish this thief. Peep. Mad! ”

……

Under the watchful eye of many Earth governments, the Asgardians' rainbow bridge is constantly opened, busy catching up with the subway.

However, the destinations are all within the United States, and many countries speculate that the Americans have the initiative in trade and the negotiations have been successful!

……

Scott's frightened horse galloped through the streets of Asgard, and Scott heard about the fate of the British representative.

Asgard's little Lori's iron fist should be careful and careful, and after the spider gene is strengthened, he is not Loki's opponent.

According to Loki's comments, not counting the ability to launch spider silk and equipment, his strength is close to that of an ordinary Asgardian boy.

A little Lori can show her a goldfish model, a group of little Lori, there is nowhere to run, why can't they all be as cute as my daughter!

The Asgardians have heard, and you are all looking at my jokes, wait, the tin can behind the horse, not beer.

It's a biological weapon you've never seen before, created by two great female scientists, Helen Zhao and Gwen, combining the genes of hundreds of Asgardians, with super high efficiency and super high incapacitation.

Natasha and Hawkeye were given the same job, delivering the Asgardians' favorite drink according to the locations set by the air models of each location.

Tony disdains deliveries and guards the largest cryogenic weapon in the middle of the palace.

Fortunately, Asgard is a small city with a small population.

Tony was tempted to laugh at the delegates, who probably didn't know that Asgard had a population of less than 50,000 and was probably just a market in one town in the most populous country.

When Peter Parker explained it, it was unbelievable.

Asgard, which protects many planets and nine kingdoms, has such a small population!

For this, Ning Yun has long known that in "Thor 2", the god king Odin himself said that if the dark elves dare to attack, he will be waiting for 10,000 brave soldiers in Asgard.

For a race where all the people are soldiers, it is really not easy to have more troops and population, and that's all.

If it weren't for such a small population and soldiers, Ning Yun might not have been able to make up his mind when he was fighting Asgard.

In the original Marvel, the earthlings didn't know Asgard, and Thor and Loki, who quickly became smarter, wouldn't tell the earthlings the truth.

S.H.I.E.L.D. only sees the strength of Loki and Thor, and doesn't know that Asgardians like Thor and Loki who have divine weapons are extremely rare.

Most of them are only physically strong, and they have a lot of experience in melee cold weapons.

When faced with the Dark Elves' long-range guns, the Asgardians barely knew how to resist them, and all they had in their hands were swords and shields.

Jane Foster, the only one who had ever been to Asgard, was carried away by the smell of Thor, how could she have thought of this, even with the keen observation of scientists, she was not the first to betray earthlings for aliens.

If you know that Asgard has such a small population and such a low defense force, the governments of various countries on Earth may not have special plans.

……

"Stop, earthlings! I'm willing to exchange your wine! ”

A pot-bellied Asgardian stopped Scott, grabbed the horse's reins directly, and stopped the horse, and Scott was thrown off his mount with a patch of red hair on his ass.

Patting the dust on his body, Scott stood up and beckoned warmly: "Okay, it's almost, you can take it, you're welcome." ”

"Haha! You must be a representative of Huaguo, don't you look like it? ”

Rumble!

(To be continued.) )