Sitting down in the room, Suzumiya Haru, who seemed to feel something, rushed in with Xuzi.

"Hello ......"

Chun Yue pushed the door directly without even knocking on the door, and dragged an ordinary single-ponytail girl with a bento in her arms behind her.

"Huh?"

As soon as she saw Chu Xuan, her face showed an extremely surprised expression, and then she walked around Chu Xuan who was sitting on the steel tube chair very suspiciously, bent down, and brought her face closer to Chu Xuan's poker face, which was no different from usual, and asked an inexplicable word:

"Are you really Chu Xuan?"

"In what sense do you mean?"

Chu Xuan turned his face expressionlessly and asked very seriously.

"......Uhh It's too, too close, stupid! ”

Chu Xuan turned his head suddenly, and his lips were almost in contact with Chun Yue's lips, which made Chun Yue, who had been a little abnormal in the past few days, immediately angry, and scolded him with a little crimson on his face.

"Hmph——!

I can now be sure that this is indeed 'that' Chu Xuan. ”

I don't know why, the ordinary single-ponytail girl Xuzi also pouted, shook the ponytail behind her head very unhappily, and said meaningfully.

"Well...... I always feel that something is different, but let's leave it at that.

Didn't "Three Kingdoms" also say, 'Shibei San, you should be impressed'? ”

Chun Yue pointed his finger at his forehead with some confusion, but he couldn't figure out what he felt was wrong.

This woman's intuition was really so accurate, maybe it was precisely to "welcome" Chu Xuan, who had actually left this world for several years, that she couldn't wait to come to the headquarters of the SOS regiment at noon.

"Didn't we just meet in the ministry yesterday after school?

Not...... Or that zombie face, what's different? ”

The single-tailed girl Xuzi compared her right hand to her chin, looked Chu Xuan up and down scrutinically, and then complained a little viciously about Chu Xuan's unchanged boring face.

"That's what my face is."

Chu Xuan raised his head to look at her, pushed down his reflective glasses, and replied lightly.

"Hmm...... I'm sorry...... I don't know why, but I just want to apologize to you......"

Xuzi covered his face with his right hand that was on his chin, twisted his head to the side, and made a sad expression, as if he couldn't bear to look directly at Chu Xuan anymore.

"It doesn't matter.

But, Xuzi, have you ever thought that if you were a man......"

Chu Xuan calmly accepted Xuzi's apology, which made people feel a little uncomfortable for some reason, and then said to her in a hypothetical tone as if he had suddenly thought of something.

"W-What? Do you have 'that' fetish?

I—I'm not 'always receiving'! ”

For some reason, Xuzi had a great reaction to Chu Xuan's question about his surname, and even two red clouds flew up on his face.

"If you want to, if you want to make a base, go to Guquan.

Shh~shh~"

She covered her mouth with her left hand and fanned out with her right hand, simulating the sound of repelling some kind of disgusting animal.

"No, I didn't mean that."

Chu Xuan expressionlessly denied the malicious speculation imposed on him by Xuzi, and said reflectively with his glasses:

"Don't you think you should have been a man?"

"W-what! Are you trying to say that my childlike body is not worthy of being a woman at all? ”

Xuzi didn't know how to understand this meaning from Chu Xuan's words, with tears in his eyes, he yelled at Chu Xuan with a red face.

Well...... This guy has become very troublesome since he became a woman, maybe it's better to be a Xu.

Chu Xuan was silently bearing the anger of the Void Son at the moment, perhaps he had already begun to seriously consider how to turn the Void Son back into Ah Xu.

"Toddler Body ......"

Yuki, who had always been placed in the SOS regimental headquarters room as a background picture, repeated Xuzi's words in an unusually indifferent tone, and then looked at Xuzi's chest with understanding.

"Poof......

Kyoko's face immediately turned red like a crab that had just come out of the pot, and a cloud of white steam came out of the top of his head.

Well...... Stupidly blew himself up.

But she's quite cute like this, and it's more popular than the "always suffered" Ah Xu, who is always embarrassed, and makes people want to bully it.

"Smack!"

Haru Suzumiya raised his right hand vigorously and patted it on Xuzi's shoulder, then narrowed his eyes, and subtly pursed his mouth into the shape of a cat's mouth, and comforted him in a gentle tone very contrary to his will:

"Poor milk is a status symbol and has a scarce value! So you are very precious. ”

"Uh......h Only people like you who have breasts will stand and talk without backache......"

Xuzi bit his lip vigorously, trembling as if he was about to cry.

"Over there! Don't touch your boobs in public! ”

However, Kyoko immediately shifted her attention, and with her fingers, she clasped her hands into a shallow bowl shape with an expressionless face, pressed Yuki on her chest, and loudly stopped her such reserved behavior that was not a girl at all.

“……”

Yuki put down his hands very obediently, and continued to sit honestly at the table, staring at the lunch box in front of him in a daze with his two eyes, as if he didn't reflect at all.

"Hmm...... So...... Really, it seems that I am the only conscience in the SOS group......"

Xuzi suddenly hung her shoulders tiredly and muttered helplessly, forgetting even to be shy or angry.

"Don't worry, the value of a woman is not in the size of her breasts, but in the size of her breasts!"

Chu Xuan pushed down his reflective glasses expressionlessly at this time, giving the already shaky Xuzi the final blow.

"You did it on purpose! You must have done it on purpose!

Because I said you were a zombie face, that's why you have to get revenge, you man with no breasts! ”

Xuzi finally couldn't bear it anymore, with tears in his eyes, he rushed forward with an arrow step, grabbed Chu Xuan's collar and shook it desperately.

It seems that she accurately understands the malice implied in Chu Xuan's words, small chest = small heart.

"No...... Just ...... Is it open...... Joke. ”

Chu Xuan's face was still expressionless even in the violent shaking, but his voice that seemed to be an electronic synthesized sound became intermittent, as if he was a robot running low on energy.

When facing girls, there are some things that must not be joked about!

It seems that Chu Xuan is still a long way from the goal of "being able to joke just right".

(To be continued)